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julliera
>>51542
it was an INSTRUCTION i wasn't barking myself and you know this
>>51547
gmeister
>>51543
its just the commodification of dating apps in general. they have an incentive to not be as good as they could be because then they lose users
>>51549>>51550
anon
>>51526
the hot dads on the app are rare i just window shopped because the only other people that were decent were zoomer twinks but they don't appeal to my daddy issues
julliera
>>51547
im too high to be violent but if i were less i would crack your skull
>>51554
toppestdog
>>51545
yeah they're designed to squeeze money out of ppl rather than connect them up. the classic capitalism problem where your proposed solution to a problem just perpetuates the problem so u can stay in business
>>51551
gmeister
>>51549
unironically irl, and other social media not for dating are best for actually dating
>>51579>>51577
julliera
this song is such a vibe
julliera
>>51554
LOOOOLL if u actually rhink that ur fucked i cld be half dead and i will still gnaw and tear ur skin off w my teeth there is no end to my persistence
>>51563
toppestdog
#wifenuke
an
>>51555
yeah but it was too negative
an
>>51559
we need to get alex jones on here. Trump has truth social, musk has twitter- HUG idea
>>51564
gmeister
on a completely irrelevant note i feel like cosplaying
>>51565>>51571
toppestdog
glegle is turning the frogs gay
shrimp
>>51556
id just put my hand against ur head and hold u at arms length and u could do nothing abt it
>>51568
an
>>51564
aw I though he was going to buy here and opworm could get rich
gmeister
>>51565
probably some fucking obscure character from an obscure game like F&H or something
julliera
>>51563
i dont know where you get this conceited confidence but it just makes me mad i wld actually foam.at the fucking mouth u do not know how dedicated i am
>>51578
anon
i mena musk buys 4chan from hiro
>>51580
toppestdog
>>51564
then all the altchans start swelling with users like when musk bought twitter....
gmeister
>>51571
im a dead ringer for daan but i could pull a levi easily
>>51574
gmeister
>>51575
yeah sure
an
>>51551
What if that shows that dating is actually bad- like if relationships formed first without sexuality turn out respectful and sexuality can be added, but people going in with sexuality turn out insane, maybe even marriage should be about friendship first before horni
>>51583>>51587>>51588>>51593
shrimp
>>51568
im just self assured
toppestdog
>>51551
regrettable...... shut-ins remain seething........
shrimp
>>51569
idk if thered be any reason for him to buy 4chan considering its already like aligned with him sort of
>>51582
shrimp
im sur elots of ppl there think hes a dork tho
anon
>>51580
the hate him for importing indians for his copmany
gmeister
>>51577
this is usually the case
shrimp
oh yeah that
anon
*they
gmeister
>>51577
like sex isnt even that crazy, it gets to a point where its just a performative act and you just really enjoy the company of the other person
>>51589>>51705
toppestdog
>>51577
good relationships definitely are friendships first with the bonus of sex.... dating apps seem to be dogshit cause everyone there is either desperate or insane, unable to find relationships from irl
an
>>51587
nuh uh my friend had sex once and he said it was super crazy and he's super amazing now
>>51606
gmeister
one of my friends dressed up as santa claus during sex to mess with his wife as an example
>>51594
julliera
i am tweaking so fucking hard i just made up a conversation and read it with my eyes closed
>>51596>>51603
anon
>>51577
but you need horni for (assumed sexual) relationship regular friendship is hard enough to maintain
toppestdog
>>51592
i do that shit all the time, as long as u can discern fantasy from reality then ur good.
julliera
i cant right now
>>51599
toppestdog
>>51597
try some grounding techniques, like reducing stimulation or familiar sights / smells with ur senses. stay strong julliera
>>51607
gmeister
>>51598
trying to think of how to put this uhhhh
an
OK then- new dating app idea- it just tries to convince you to have sex with your friends. BOOM
>>51602
toppestdog
>>51601
problem one: no friends????? one million dollars wasted...........
>>51604
toppestdog
>>51604
ok this is based
gmeister
>>51589
this is just the plot to baki
julliera
>>51599
okay ill just try to like count the numbers of sections on my window things the blinds
toppestdog
>>51608
#this also is a good idea
julliera
>>51603
snorted ritalin like 4 blinkers or 5 and dxm LAWLWL ritalin helped me lock in
>>51617
toppestdog
>>51610
the person who made this vid listened thru the entire spongebob music collection and compiled this set of bangers. they all fuck so hard
gmeister
>>51598
the actual physical pleasure one gets gets numb for a lot of people, so its just something they do because they really like their partner
>>51623
julliera
>>51608
maybe u shouldnt have tricked me i uour an admin
>>51624
anon
>>51611
> dissociatives with baabys first stim
that sounds like a bad time
>>51621
toppestdog
>>51615
spongebobgirls..... it's #itsover (53) ....
julliera
>>51617
i also took seroquel in the morning im not sure if it like interacts bad also did u say babys first stom what does that mean
>>51626>>51631
gmeister
>>51618
living the dream
toppestdog
>>51619
where the rectangular porous girls @
gmeister
>>51623
tbf it happens to people who only have been married or with their partner for a long while, from what ive seen
>>51634>>51738
💖!nIOh.loris
#ksay aaaaaaaaaawooooooooooo
shrimp
>>51628
oh fair the longest relationship i had was only 2 years
anon
>>51632
personal dissmissiveness had coworkers that did meth
julliera
>>51631
yah but i take like twice the prescribed amt which is like almost 1200mg bc it gives u a nice buzz
>>51641
anon
>>51636
how do you get a buzz from it the lowest dose of olanzapine makes me feel retarded
toppestdog
it's georgia time
toppestdog
>>51638
to be fair you have to disclose if you're a fed or else it's entrapment
>>51648
💖!nIOh.loris
>>51637
wa'ah so good
gmeister
>>51637
holy fuck it changes from a statue to something alive and cute
>>51652
💖!nIOh.loris
put the comic sans font
>>51650
toppestdog
>>51645
YES it's so lovely
shrimp
>>51654
im about to coup ur country btw
anon
>>51648
>>51654
israel is not fledging it controls the us
>>51658
shrimp
>>51656
why did you mention isreal
shrimp
also isreal does not control the USA thats practically antisemitic conspiracy shit
>>51664
gmeister
>>51659
if you date kratos you're 90% likely to get murdered by plot before the story even begins
>>51672
anon
>>51659
bussy so strong it neutralized greek dads
toppestdog
>>51660
"control" is a whacky word for it but israel + usa do love eachother very very much... israel is a good ally for usa in the middle east
shrimp
yes the usa loves having an ally in the middle east
>>51666>>51758
toppestdog
>>51665
stole ur brainwaves l0ser lole
shrimp
i shared them 😳
toppestdog
public wifi thoughts
shrimp
>>51669
this has probably happened to me
toppestdog
#pumpupthevolume
gmeister
>>51670
holy shit youre right wtf were the spongebob composers cooking because it smells good
💖!nIOh.loris
so smooth
toppestdog
with the backgrounds..............
toppestdog
it's peak
anon
spongebob noir soundtrack
an
yeah, uess who just got mom's chromebook to turn on, yep, heh, important worm here, yep, hah no need to bow or anything
>>51686
toppestdog
desperate for a star trek sicifi room that i can play out spongebob noir roleplay in
anon
do the soijacks that like the first 9 seasons of simpsons ever consider the first 3 seasons of the sponge?
an
waoow lots to catch up on in posts
>>51691
an
>>51686
yes yes thank you thank you
willow
i missed like 600 posts
>>51691
toppestdog
>>51688
>>51690
impossible to catch up.... simply flow along with the worms....
an
mmmm but I like the posts and some are replies to me. I won't reply to them unless they're important though
>>51696
toppestdog
>>51693
i guess it would be nice to quickly see replies to ur post.... but that's a consequence of us using this website like irc rather than a webbed site
anon
but irc has quick search
willow
this is like awesome irc
anon
i'd say use discord but i assume the admin wants to practice their coding skills
>>51707
!!9FcDjDmcsk
irc is the only part of the internet ive found thats actually chill. its a lot nicer than joining a discord and being bombarded with 5000 irrelevant discussions when i just wanted to ask a question about openlimewire
toppestdog
#ai translate to english: 草

grass
translate to english: 草
>>51710
toppestdog
grass :)
an
>>51587
I worry about that whole dynamic of wives having duty sex with husband and husband feels incapable like a winy kid and wife feels bothered and put upon : (
>>51719>>51723
toppestdog
>>51700
admin wants a super popular website so he's probably creaming his mf jorts right now
willow
i prefer this to discord because i dont have to set up a profile or anything and it doesnt link me anywhere
>>51711
shrimp
discord also cant do this
!!9FcDjDmcsk
>>51703
hate to explain a joke but 笑 (laugh) > wara > www > it looks like grass > 草
japanese lol
toppestdog
>>51708
also you can't do this on discord
willow
and on discord i cant go ::boymoder
willow
fuck
toppestdog
::snoy
an
>>51719
well thinking about people in long relationships with sex, like eventually one gets tired of it and either humors the other or the other has to feel sad :(
>>51729>>51737
shrimp
::boatmotor
anon
how patriarchy isn't 1950s dom/sub kink but a guy afraid of showing any emotion out of fear of being gay
>>51735>>51784
💖!nIOh.loris
>>51730
nghnghgn
an
>>51729
I'd want to have a general solution before being in a long term relationship. I think my own parents just stopped having sex, seems kinda lonely though
>>51736
toppestdog
>>51727
>>51723
what was this tweet anon... sounds like a banger i'd save to my puter
>>51742
gmeister
>>51732
real. there's a fucking freakish amount of people who just get into relationships purely for sexual reasons and then get surprised when they don't feel any attachment to their SO after the sex begins to die down
>>51748>>51803
toppestdog
>>51720
love changes over time i thinky, you can't sustain the euphoric *tips* high of love + lust that comes at the beginning. it usually peters out into mutual respect and more platonic
>>51817
an
>>51628
this is a thing the anti porn people talk about, which ehhhhh I distrust a lot about them, but I thought the coolidge effect was interesting, that male attraction drops off hard after a few exposures to one person. and a lot of women get tired of men too
>>51739>>51759
gmeister
>>51738
you should. its mostly a common thing with guys though
willow
theres too many words this whole conversation is melting my brain and like sloughing off onto the floor
>>51746
anon
>>51735
musk fucked up the site so I can't see her timeline
>>51745
shrimp
>>51741
me
toppestdog
>>51740
it gets hard to follow sometimes dw
.play stop trying to understand
>>51749
!!9FcDjDmcsk
>>51736
i just want cuddle buddy that gets me :( easy to get the first one cause im cute, hard to get the second one because im fucked up
>>51903
willow
>>51746
yayy im not stupid
toppestdog
>>51747
yeah he killed all the api shit so ppl would be funneled to his ad ridden shitstainsite
bluesky is better but very aggressively libby atm and is kinda annoying without filtering out the american buzzwords
>>51757
willow
elon musk is a bald retard
>>51756
!!9FcDjDmcsk
also everyone that wants to cuddle wants to fuck
!!9FcDjDmcsk
like right away
!!9FcDjDmcsk
:(
toppestdog
>>51751
#this #based
anon
>>51750
hated that my hydrus downloaders were killed. what country are you from hating american political lingo?
an
>>51665
yeah and then the fbi tries to do briefings about their industrial espianage and gets shut down by congressional interfenrence >:( but yeah they wish they had way more power over usa than they did and get fucked with by usa too
gmeister
>>51738
also the solution to this is minor appearance changes in both partners to trick the brain into thinking its a "new" person
>>51763>>51844
recima
aight
gmeister
>>51763
no he dressed up as santa as a prank
toppestdog
>>51764
to the pokey with ye
shrimp
oh
anon
hey the font changed
recima
how to make it dancy again
anon
i miss the font
!!9FcDjDmcsk
i didnt see any font changing
>>51774
gmeister
though they did have sex so i guess maybe you're right in the end >>51763
anon
>>51772
are you disabling custom fonts on your browser?
>>51775
recima
#setfont
recima
#settheme
toppestdog
#theme
article {
border: 2px lime solid;
}
recima
aaaaa
!!9FcDjDmcsk
is it a system font or something
>>51783
!!9FcDjDmcsk
im on cringe os
anon
>>51781
I just know I can stop websites custom fonts on firefox with a browser preference
an
>>51727
hmmm that's a big problem but I'm not sure if it's patriarchy or if that's the key thing. Like you could have emotional guys totally abusing the hell out of everyone else
>>51805
recima
????? #theme is enabled????
>>51789
recima
jesus christ opworm went all out
toppestdog
hehe
gmeister
oh hi recci
toppestdog
>>51785
yeah it's based now
recima
hi gamer
willow
why is everything GREEN
>>51793
shrimp
we're all feds now
>>51797
toppestdog
>>51791
federal agents
recima
red
toppestdog
#cleartheme
toppestdog
now only i am green
willow
red
willow
reds a good color,,,
shrimp
>>51797
youre a contract worker
toppestdog
>>51797
lisa needs braces
an
>>51736
very much needs to be said. and very much scares me.
>>51821
toppestdog
>>51800
whoa curved edges. how'd u do that
recima
secret
anon
#theme article {font: georgia}
willow
#h8ball (NO WAY)
recima
friker
toppestdog
LOLE
shrimp
wow round
willow
#skeet (inappropriate content detected) im RETARDED
>>51816>>51819
an
>>51737
Yeah and you just gotta be ready for that I think and if you're going to be married long term, accept you're choosing that over exciting sex for the rest of your life
gmeister
>>51803
yah it should, and dating is only getting worse now because people are just interested in another person as a visual commodity, not as someone they actually want to talk to
>>51829>>51847
toppestdog
>>51819
i don't think so but bad words might get u banned.... tread lightly...
>>51825
anon
>>51823
I wish the moderation rules were obvious or gave the user custom filtering like steam
shrimp
>>51819
its for posting tweets on the libpol bluesky
recima
someofn pls try to skeet my post
gmeister
>>51821
like, adding on to this, why do you think so many guys just immediately jump to sexual fixations or date solely because of sexual fixations?
>>51931
recima
>>51815
pls skeet this so u can learn the command pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
toppestdog
>>51815
#bleet (inappropriate content detected)
recima
HAHA GET REKT NERD
>>51837
shrimp
recima said a slur
recima
i said the d word >~<
>>51846
anon
body {
name
>>51832
i got BANNED for FIVE MINUTES i'm CRYING and on MOBILE NOW
anon
body {
font-family: wingdings;
anon
body {
font-family: wingdings;
}
anon
#theme body { font-family: wingdings}
shrimp
thats it im bombing this site
>>51850
an
>>51821
for sure I think the concept of 'objectification' actually is really good to be something to watch out for
>>51855
shrimp
oh no
anon
i'm too blasted for css rules
shrimp
#cleartheme
name
yesssssssss
name
ow haha owie oof i'm dead lol
name
>>51855
mfs who think only of themselves and their own desires to the detriment of everyone else will remain in the stinkybin
>>51865
anon
>>51855
i don't think you can explain the ick to people you have the ick from
anon
>>51859
*gives you my pack of lucky strikes*
anon
>>51873
i don't see how mental illness became the current thing people pretend to find attracctive
t. most of the people I was in the funny farm in weren't that functional
>>51940
willow
im back from being banned cuz im STUPID
>>51866
shrimp
wait does trying to bleet something bad ban you
>>51867>>51870
name
>>51863
welcome to the club
shrimp
oh huh
name
i guess it's a good idea to deter testing the wordfilters
shrimp
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
willow
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
gmeister
>>51875
i dont believe you
shrimp
dont believe that its me or dont belive that i want it
>>51879
shrimp
theyre both true
gmeister
everything out of my field of perception is a spook
>>51883>>51889
toppestdog
>>51881
it's true! if i don't think it it's not real!
gmeister
these are my irl knuckle tattoos
toppestdog
why did it greentext stinkybin...........................................................
anon
>>51881
baby's lack of object permanence was actually the end game
>>51895
shrimp
you tell me
shrimp
hey at least ur not compulsive
toppestdog
it's testing time
gmeister
>>51889
closer to buddhist enlightenment than we as adults ever were
>>51898
anon
>>51895
not eastern religion but the joke that jew heaven and hell are the same place moses talking about god endlessly a boon for the rightous and a bane for the wicked - that idea really stuck to me
>>51905
shrimp
ou 100 questions
toppestdog
105 >:) letsgo
willow
should i retake it
an
>>51748
real
maybe this year for both of us! you're nice and I'm like actually really great and epic style (sunglasses emoji)
gmeister
>>51898
concept of sheol and the development from old testament representations of hell to new testament representations of hell are really interesting
>>51912
gmeister
Angra mainyu from zoroastrianism really fucking changed a lot of facets from christianity
toppestdog
>>51907
with or without a leash.. that is the real question
>>51911
an
>>51910
That's another of the questions
anon
>>51905
i wish the gnostic idea of heaven / afterlife wasn't repressed and used as a punchline on /x/ and /lit/
>>51915>>51916
toppestdog
>>51906
what is the multiple personalities each have a disorder, so you have multiple personality's disorders
>>51918
an
>>51912
yeah gnosticism describes our wold created by cruel evolution, and how the mind can one day shape our wold to a paradise
gmeister
>>51912
gnosticism is pretty interesting, but there's so much information about it that we'
gmeister
we've lost
gmeister
we only have the christian interpretation of gnosticism rn, despite it predating christianity
>>51926
toppestdog
>>51921
boymoder is so angery
anon
>>51921
reminds me of my sister when she gets angry
willow
i luv boymoders
an
>>51855
sad : ( and horny causes a lot of this disconnect and selfishness too : ( which makes it worse for them
>>51927
anon
>>51919
true I only learned about because i looked at western literature represenation of reality buy aurebach to see the oddest interpretation of the greeks and the bible together alongside
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
gmeister
>>51925
male libido unironically kills a lot of dating chances its crazy
>>51943
anon
ur supposed to learn about gnosticism through introspection not reading books thats the whole pointtttt
>>51930
gmeister
>>51928
gnosticism is very similar to buddhism since its core facets arent focused around absolute faith in a divine entity but spiritual progression of the self. mysticism, the actual religious idea not the fantasy magical type
an
>>51829
cause they're doing the 'sex thing' with some scary stanger so they wanna feel powerful and do the really exciting 'sex things' they feel confident with maybe. unfortunately it's not just a hobby group like videogames where you can jump in with the activity, so far as I understand it
>>51932
gmeister
>>51931
youre genuinely putting too much thought into it, imo. a lot of these people do not think
>>51933
anon
>>51932
this desu i just used apps for random casual sex
anon
you don't feel super powerful digging cum out of a randos bedsheets at 3 am
>>51951
gmeister
>>51935
low narcissism is huge but good job with the 100% depression and 86% schizoid!!!!
toppestdog
>>51935
100% on ur depression test well done 👏👏👏
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51935
bottom
toppestdog
86% schizoid is oracle tier too very nice
an
>>51861
sad : ( it's cause it lets people show vulnerability maybe
>>51942
anon
>>51940
it just makes me realize i need to lie and say i'm fine
>>51955
an
>>51927
Yeah I think you're right. I'm scared to get rid of it cause males achieve so much and it might be tied to energy. My aunt is the most energetic person I know though
>>51944
gmeister
>>51943
libido and porn addiction have no real connection to energy levels
>>51945
anon
i just see people online label (while destructive see the effects on women)
gmeister
>>51945
ehhh maybe on second thought? its more that energy levels increase libido rather than levels being a RESULT of libido
anon
libido as porn addiction when men absent from porn still treat women like shit
>>51950
anon
i just think it's the current liberal / feminist thing when the problem is much older
gmeister
>>51948
culture plus low iq
an
>>51934
alexa this is so sad
gmeister
and eq
gmeister
its crazy talking to retarded men they're actually like neanderthals. one of my friends coworkers just drops mid convo "oh yeah that girl is hot i would totally rape her"
>>51960>>51962
shrimp
>>51954
out schizotypal and avoidant scores match,...
>>51959
shrimp
our
toppestdog
>>51957
that's crazy cause there's a section on the site that says if they match you have to be friends. that's so crazy
>>51961
an
>>51953
: ( and part of him would probably feel bad about raping and part wants to
>>51964
anon
>>51953
radio war nerd has a bit where they talk about what ever evil militia group (isis - kony 2012) and point out that the bullys from the hosts high school would love to rape pillage and kill
>>51968
toppestdog
>>51961
just as was foretold by the idrlabs personality test....
gmeister
>>51960
maybe but often times they lack even the introspection for that
>>51965
an
>>51964
I think a lot of it is like different desires at different times. Like I think some abusive guys like are really upset about it when they aren't mad, but when they need to feel powerful it overpowers the other desires. It's really important to be able to make all your desires work together in different emotional states. I'm not sure exactly how to myself. I think habits are a big part
toppestdog
>>51966
it's an interesting test cause i'm p sure 14% is the lowest you can get in it... with 105 questions that are just yes/no there's gonna be some degree of vagueness
>>51969
gmeister
>>51962
if rape pillaging and killing was popular within medieval history, and us humans havent actually evolved much past that in the past few thousand years, its rough to assume that people are much different now than before. just mostly restrained by the fear of punishment and being caught
>>51970
toppestdog
>>51968
threat of repercussions seems to have been a successful way of stopping people from giving into the call of the void and doing evil things
>>51971
gmeister
>>51970
its more that "i really want to do this evil thing but ill probably get caught" and then they think about it until they feel they can get away with it

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