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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>540897
I am going to bite you PLATONICALLY on the thighs and shoulders and neck.
>>540892
actually the only church i ever attended had exclusively female ministers while i was there
>>540898
but you wont deny the claims of being a pervert, curious...
>>540899
women be churchin frfrfr
maybe storming here in a bit
i think someone's gotta do something about that church tho because it was always the stupidest shit they were saying. like "science and spirituality are actually the same thing" like mf no its NOT????
>>540901
Would a pervert platonically lick your neck and ears and whisper into your ear??? No, I don't think so
>>540903
oooh will you open the windows and get some clean air?
>>540906
err what why
the pollen goes out of the air here when it rains
>>540904
>>540904
a true relationship woth god requires deep understanding of the mechanics of his creation
its not storming storming yet just worrying thunderstorm whether
>>540905
i think so,,,, pretty sure only a pervert would do that
…but we also have a mold problem
>>540904
I'm spiritual!
>>540909
this is really pretty. they weren't deistic tho. they were like non-creedal or whatever which means they didnt have a central set of beliefs they espoused which was strange
these storms to the west
theres
>>540911
Ain't no way a pervert would PLATONICALLY lick your stomach and leave a trail of kisses on your body while worshipping it
>>540904
that’s any church…
they are the same thing though-thoughts
>>540914
ah, yeah i was catholic, so they are ok about sceince
gang i have some good news
hello
>>540917
i think twinknon is horny posting again
i have some good news gang
a boy i like i gonna be at the rave im going to on saturday
>>540922
::hai
>>540923
I said platonically!
someone should pet a cat i think. the quality of life on earth would slightly improve.
>>540920
Catholics have a bizarre relationship with science in that I think alot of people are in it because the church will just pay for their research and aren't like hardcore religious
>>540925
YAY
tea have u heard the new rose orlando song?
>>540931
not yet
oh so u hate me... ic
what?
can u send it to my dms i dont have audio right now
>>540929
that whats neat about Devine Inspiration and Tradition, we dont have to believe that the earth qas made 6k years ago in 6days flat, thats just poetic language
>>540929
I thought the meme was Catholic lawyer. it’s Jewish scientist or Anglican
>>540938
Jewish lawyer, that is, that's just common sense. If my lawyer isn't jewish, I am going to find another one.
>>540937
erm the bible is inerrant.
>>540936
okiiii :3 hugs u
>>540939
true also Jewish doctor. Catholic…daylaborer sigh
>>540941
u should go hug the boy at the rave :3
i will!! and i will suck his tongue also i hope
hes so cute
>>540940
which bible (translation)
unfortunately his boyfriends not coming tho ;-; i have such a crush on him omg
>>540944
Based
I didn’t know any scientists in Catholic Sunday school though. do they reeewaally fund research?
.play wristwatch mj lender
>>540946
the quran silly. it's the perfectly preserved word of god.
the word of god is found in rose orlandos music
>>540947
based
>>540947
When is the threesome and can I make it a foursome
>>540952
>https://voca.ro/16Cq4J3pbIMc
opened ur audio to listen to in a bit c:
>>540953
i put in a word with the new pope. rose orlando will be granted sainthood
is storming soon n having to check things
>>540954
i mean last time we hung out he did fuck him while i made out with them both lol
awe
okay back to filing :3
>>540949
Parochial education is a huge deal for catholics, partially to get kids in early, partially just because they do value it.
i made my timesheet and i included the hours i worked on the weekend as overtime lol
>>540958
rose, you are so based and so awesome
>>540963
eheheh thank u :3
>>540951
#8ball (not a chance)
>>540960
filing wha
>>540958
Okay but when am I going to join in
>>540961
do they actually care about physics though?
>>540966
family law proceedings (so like for divorces and such)
>>540967
when u get ur ass over here babyboy
>>540968
Yes oh my god absolutely.
>>540967
twinknon struggles to beat the pervert alegations
they're trying to make domestic abuse a tort around here
>>540969
aw gl -v-
>>540968
Lemaitre was a priest for godsake
a tort?
like currently it's a crime to hit your wife but only because it's assault. even if it's a pattern it's just taken as repeated offenses. so they wanna make "domestic violence" (the pattern) a different issue with more strict punishments
ah
-v-
now its raining
finally hit
>>540980
i love the rain
which i think is based. there's obv a difference in circumstances between 1000 individual minor assaults and domestic abuse. domestic abuse is so bad *because* of the pattern. it corrupts ur whole life and getting punished for each action doesn't cut it.
>>540973
is that good or bad?
>>540970
I want to be squeezed between them while you kiss me
>>540972
It is a PLATONIC foursome
>>540982
I do too but when there's like heeeeavy storm risk its not fun
@/////@ good heavens
>>540965
:O
>>540986
just adding platonic in all caps to something doesnt make it not perverted, if anything id argue it make it more perverted
like if u know whether maps there's red and tornado risk
>>540975
was this some 1600s / 1700s guy? things have changed imo
>>540990
Oh yeah? How would you know that UNLESS YOU WERE ONE
weather maps*
>>540992
No, Lemaitre was the Big Bang theory
>>540993
i would know because i have the divine gift of god and am therefore always right and so i think ur a pervert
>>540984
good :>
i like when i work for people who are based
like sabotaging clients who are horrible people and sucking them for the maximum amount of money possible.
>>540995
me at my most scientific lol
>>540992
he was like mid-1950's
still he was outnumbered heavy by atheists and Jews (who were mostly atheists) despite there being a larger Catholic population
>>540999
it is moral to give worse defences for domestic abusers
>>540998
hehe
>>540998
do you work at a law office or stuffs ?
I'm working w an anon here to get info on a uh
>>541005
ya
case
idk if they got off
what case
I'll dm you, they got charged w 20 counts of cs4m related shit
dm me later srry i am about to get back to work. im sure we'll see each other again soon :)
yeeee
I'll dm the case number
!boymodewng
>>541011
!!!!!!that’s crazy
I was the one that uh
uncovered the info is al bwa
>>541021
hm?
!boymodewng
that’s must’ve been hard but u did the right thing
>>541002
I'm not saying that there aren't alot of atheists and jews in the sciences, but catholics do generally have a secular intellectual tradition
>>541006
I haven’t followed up in a lil :/ oh did she say this month? lemee check
>>540996
okay maybe I am
and dw
>>541020
I think it’s mostly theory and philosophy:/ idk where those guys were at my church.
.play porter robinson search and destroy remix
>>541022
new it
>>541024
jesuit institutions
unbothered, in my lane
sry if peeps have dmed elsewhere I gotta check in a few
on Chromebook
>>541018
oh felt bad I didn’t follow up on it n I should so ty for reminder
isokiii
>>541024
Jesuits have insane requirements to actually finish formation
wasn't sure if was u, being the anon, n so thought I might as well mention to tea 2 as I didn't realize
anyone wanna fuck??
>>541035
we had jesuits give mass sometimes but ig I never talked to em
on the low ofc
>>541037
::shy
sure
>>541037
YES
she taunts us Umericans :(
!boymodewng
>>541043
hornyposting
that’s my word for Americans so we don’t take the continent’s word btw
I hope you’ll use it or propose another
yanks, we can call them yanks or yankees
also rosie is soooooo cute omg omg omg
>>541040
i know its mean, i like that this boymoder is a little bit of a shoulderhon. it makes me feel represented
>>541048
but in use yank means New England
shes like adorable omggg
>>541037
Hi!
!boymodewng
.play scrawny wallows
i wanna keep her in a cage or smth
!boymodewng
isn’t yank all north eastern us
>>541050
I've been told over n over its AI rip, but rose drew a real one
>>541056
‘to a foreigner a yankee is an American
to. a southerner Yankee is a northerner
to a northerner a new wnglander
to a new englandwr a vermonter
to a vermonter someone who eats pie for breakfast’
>>541057
wow
!boymodewng
>>541058
no but even the south distinguishes from the west
"with a cool hairy style" he says with generick hair
>>541050
i love shoulderhon representation
HI WORMS
HI WORMS
!boymodewng
HI DERRICK
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I LOVE MY WORMIES
!boymodewng
hi derrick
hi
hello luzia
HELLLOOO
>>541066
#kiss
heya!!!!!
>>541067
derrick says hello!!
>>541066
kiss
:D
>>541070
hallo!!!!
>>541076
haiii
>>541069
hiiiii!!!
::cuddle bunny
::cuddle
!boymodewng
it’s so warm out
!boymodewng
::dying
!boymodewng
i
erroring out everyone?
cray crazy
also what movie was this dude in
is he from like
wasn't he in some Netflix show
!boymodewng
oh
!boymodewng
wouldn’t u like to know
who
what
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!boymodewng
hmph
he was in
!boymodewng
13 reasons why lol
13 reasons why
yes
I had to make sure
!boymodewng
but he makes good music imo
>>541095
this is real yes
>>541103
:v
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>541104
#derrick
.play mike and mellissa
>>541103
love this
!boymodewng
.play talkin’ veterinarian blues corb lund
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
.....thats kcirred
evil kcirred
>>541108
shes cool she runs the slackerrock subreddit, i need to post in there more n cement myself as the number 1 slacker rock of all time
wtf is that i dont use reddit
slacker rock?
!boymodewng
>>541115
good girl
thats not a reddit thing
>>541117
you cant say that to me......it makes me feel funny inside.....
!boymodewng
but u don’t use reddit…. its a proud thing
luzia hiiiii
hey rose
need someone to call me a good boy tbh
no can do, can call you a good girl but a good boy is out of the question
>>541117
jealous
>>541124
::waow
>>541124
you can call me a good girl? :pleading_face:
good girl
>>541127
>>541118
i didnt know slacker rock was a genre lmao
>>541127
::good girl
>>541129
mhmhm its like the sorta lofi, little sloppy rock from the 90s like pavement and guided by voices, i love it so much
>>541127
WHOSE A GOOD GIRL YES YOU ARE ARENT YOU, NOW GO ARF ARF!!
>>541132
ARF ARF !!! WRUUUFFFF !!
its too easy
>/////< im sorryyy
hehe no ur fine lmao
>>541131
it sounds like midwest emo i kinda fw it
awroo
arf arf awroo
puppygirls outing themselves in chat
!boymodewng
>>541139
::pet
wruff :3
!boymodewng
well that's not a dog
!boymodewng
>>541142
::pet
!boymodewng
IT'S SO FRICKING HOT
!boymodewng
WTF
!boymodewng
27C
>>541140
arf arf farf bark bark wrufff
>>541148
#ai whats this in american?
nice try fed. whats this in american?
!boymodewng
>>541148
#c 27c to f (80.6 °f (degrees fahrenheit))
>>541148
ID KILL MYSELF WHAT
that is warm
>>541140
puppy girls should be forced to go to my house
!boymodewng
it's like 76f in the house
#c 76f to c (24.44 °c (degrees celsius))
>>541154
i love being a puppygirl the best type of girl
>>541155
how ar eeyou living in 24 c
!boymodewng
#tag (link to booru image) hornyposting
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
it's now official you are the face of hornyposting on this here website
I would NEVER hornypost
ou horny post all the time, the mods had to tell you to stop
>>541162
#invert
>>541154
can i come in as well?
>>541156
I want you to lick my hand and my face and all sorts of other places too
>>541166
#edit make this about farming wheat
>>541166
arf ?
I was simply discussing my upcoming harvest
!boymodewng
this guy click baits his videos so hard and they're all about pilots accidentally killing themselves in the most common way possible LMAO
>>541169
arf arf arf
>>541170
nathan feilder talks about this (i dont think he mentioned it)
!boymodewng
The most distrurbing pilot mistake:
look inside:
flew into IFR conditions as a VFR only pilot
!boymodewng
everytime
>>541174
THATS FUCKED
>>541170
NUMBER 6 MAN URINATES ON FELLOW PASSENGER FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE
!boymodewng
>>541176
not really those vfr pilots are straight retards
>>541171
I want to put you in a cute collar and have you sleep in a soft doggy bed
how pissed does the faa get of you wanna play with a software defined radio and talk woth pilots
>>541177
Me, I do this
!boymodewng
>>541181
u need a license to transmit on public frequenies technically
>>541183
“need” yeah ok
>>541180
the dream smh
!boymodewng
but radios are pretty mmuch not very traceable so like .... it doesn't really matter, but if you're operating in an offical capacity (eg. atc pilot, radio station) then obviously you need it because uur name is tied to it
!boymodewng
like there was a person who sat by chicago airport and would randomly transmit "go around" or "cleared to land" and there wasn't anything they could do about it other than say "be advised there is someone on the f requency who is pretending to issue ATC instructions, do not follow unless you confirm"
>>541185
No the dream is walking you through the park on a leash
based
>>541188
arf arf arf :3
!boymodewng
>>541189
not really it could've killed someone lol
>>541191
i mean yeah, but its also really funny
my new band is called The Cums
!boymodewng
>>541192
i would disagree i think an airliner full of people crashing because someone maliciously told them to land when there was aniother plane on the r unway and it was unsafe is pretty not funny...
>>541165
Yes!
we're opening for Le Aids this summer
!boymodewng
what's funny is that there's a frequency called guard which is 121.5 and it's the emergency frequency and everyone meows on it or says random shit
>>541195
i guess its good i dont fly into ohare
>>541188
i wanna do this so bad, it sounds like so much funnn
!boymodewng
like people stop when someone declares mayday obviously but if you listen you'
!boymodewng
ll just hear random meows
>>541200
What kind of puppygirl are you, the kind that sits on my lap or the kind that curls up at my feet
platonic question
the second,,, easily caude that sounds so mhch comfier
im bombing this website
>>541202
when cats hijack your plane
!boymodewng
>>541207
i wish that was the case
!boymodewng
it's fujll grown like 40 year old men who just meow
need a boy to come over and be gentle w me rn
!boymodewng
it's sometimes adorable tho becaues some private pilots will have their kids do their transmission for them and it's so cute
are you atc, pilot, or just on the spectrum
>>541210
::pat
>>541210
The flight to Britain is like 5 hours I think
!boymodewng
>>541212
who
>>541215
(you)
>>541214
too long
!boymodewng
>>541214
really across the ocean?
>>541217
I know.... sad
!boymodewng
i thoguht it would be longer
>>541218
Got the jetstream backwards, it's add an hour to London
!boymodewng
it's 9 hours from what i looked up
take an hour back to US
!boymodewng
but i've never actually done it so iddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddk
so you are a pilot
!boymodewng
>>541225
i am not answering what i do for work lol but it's not any of those
>>541217
We need to invent teleportation so that I can give you dick on demand
>>541227
but twinkanon it kills you
>>541227
i cant wait for teleportation
>>541227
like moby dick right? like you can read me moby dick on command right? you dont hornypost
>>541228
I woild gladly make that sacrifice for Luzia
>>541228
i mean if depends how you define you, cause a lot of people think the stream of consciousness is broken when you sleep, which would make this nk different tk sleeping imho
>>541203
i wanna sit on someone lap awruuufff
!boymodewng
oh thank god it's gonna rain soon and it won't be so hot
!boymodewng
bless
!boymodewng
the wind is picking up
It is hurricane season, I see the storm brewing out there
!boymodewng
and my old bones can just tell when it's raining. I've noticed that as i got more advanced in age and moved to being officially elderly i can notice things like that now
>>541231
im so fucking hyped
>>541232
when i fall asleep i dont get broken into my constituent parts and re assembled
>>541230
I would NEVER hornypost!
>>541240
but it depends how you define the self, because you are constantly getting new constituent parts and really you are just the sum of your parts and not your constituent parts, so if the consciousness is the same how is it different
!boymodewng
>>541238
I had surgery on my feet, so I can feel the weather in my ankles
!boymodewng
>>541244
once you start to get old like me you'll notice you'll just be able to feel it
!boymodewng
yuno?
>>541242
the soul cant be transmitted, no further explaination
>>541245
bloober, you are like the same age
!boymodewng
>>541248
what do you mean
age check: im 27
!boymodewng
>>541247
what is the soul except for the soul
!boymodewng
age check : i'm [redacted]
>>541249
You literally just graduated college and are starting work, we are like the same age
!boymodewng
>>541253
WRONG
>>541250
OMG LIKE THE COLE HERSH VINE
!boymodewng
errrrr loud incorrect buzzer
!boymodewng
i graduated last year
>>541247
okay well if we bring the soul in then we have to define the soul too, who says it cant be transmitted
>>541257
Yeah, that's recent and puts you around 23
!boymodewng
ERRR WRONG
!boymodewng
That age is so far off from my actual age LMAO it's embarassing how incorrect it is
i dont even need to say my age i just need to say my names jared and i never learned how to read
You are 23
anyone wanna drug me and get me rlly weak and then hold me and take care of me like a wounded animal?
!boymodewng
LIAR
!boymodewng
i'm actually 22
!boymodewng
>>541262
1998
>>541258
me, i am the authority on this. no need to verify my credentials
>>541264
Yeah
!boymodewng
>>541262
frick nevermind 19 lmao
guess who got a referral to get top surgery in the winter!!!
heya romeo
!boymodewng
>>541271
lets go!!! congrats man
>>541271
WOOOOOO
>>541268
touché, guess i gotta give up on this debate
n yayyyy
::appy
im 22
>>541270
smart fella
>>541271
Nice!
!boymodewng
>>541279
or a fart smella
You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum
it's better to piss in the shower than to shower in piss
>>541284
says who
!boymodewng
#poll (poll cannot have more than 6 options) help me which gamme should i finish/baulers gate 3/kingdom hearts series/red dead redemption/persona 3/fallout 3/fallout new vegas/ace attorney investigations/ ace attorney trilogy/factorio/assassins creed odyssey/spiderman 2 (marvel)/wizard 101
better to be pissed off than pissed on
hi val hi twinknon hi rose hi luzia hi saeki
>>541288
hi romeo hiii
>>541285
And you accuse me of hornyposting
oh and hi bloober :3
i forgot your existence
>>541286
Chess puzzles on lichess
>>541290
i do
>>541288
Hiiii
in the book im reading the main characters been drugged with warfarin and is like laid out on the bathroom floor chained to the sink
n the guy whos kidnapped him just came down n was like "were you dreaming? i dont have those can you tell me what dreams are like"
>>541294
whats ur puzzle elo
>>541297
need