「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
13 reasons why
yes
I had to make sure
!boymodewng
but he makes good music imo
>>541095
this is real yes
>>541103
:v
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>541104
#derrick
.play mike and mellissa
>>541103
love this
!boymodewng
.play talkin’ veterinarian blues corb lund
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
.....thats kcirred
evil kcirred
>>541108
shes cool she runs the slackerrock subreddit, i need to post in there more n cement myself as the number 1 slacker rock of all time
wtf is that i dont use reddit
slacker rock?
!boymodewng
>>541115
good girl
thats not a reddit thing
>>541117
you cant say that to me......it makes me feel funny inside.....
!boymodewng
but u don’t use reddit…. its a proud thing
luzia hiiiii
hey rose
need someone to call me a good boy tbh
no can do, can call you a good girl but a good boy is out of the question
>>541117
jealous
>>541124
::waow
>>541124
you can call me a good girl? :pleading_face:
good girl
>>541127
>>541118
i didnt know slacker rock was a genre lmao
>>541127
::good girl
>>541129
mhmhm its like the sorta lofi, little sloppy rock from the 90s like pavement and guided by voices, i love it so much
>>541127
WHOSE A GOOD GIRL YES YOU ARE ARENT YOU, NOW GO ARF ARF!!
>>541132
ARF ARF !!! WRUUUFFFF !!
its too easy
>/////< im sorryyy
hehe no ur fine lmao
>>541131
it sounds like midwest emo i kinda fw it
awroo
arf arf awroo
puppygirls outing themselves in chat
!boymodewng
>>541139
::pet
wruff :3
!boymodewng
well that's not a dog
!boymodewng
>>541142
::pet
!boymodewng
IT'S SO FRICKING HOT
!boymodewng
WTF
!boymodewng
27C
>>541140
arf arf farf bark bark wrufff
>>541148
#ai whats this in american?
nice try fed. whats this in american?
!boymodewng
>>541148
#c 27c to f (80.6 °f (degrees fahrenheit))
>>541148
ID KILL MYSELF WHAT
that is warm
>>541140
puppy girls should be forced to go to my house
!boymodewng
it's like 76f in the house
#c 76f to c (24.44 °c (degrees celsius))
>>541154
i love being a puppygirl the best type of girl
>>541155
how ar eeyou living in 24 c
!boymodewng
#tag (link to booru image) hornyposting
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
it's now official you are the face of hornyposting on this here website
I would NEVER hornypost
ou horny post all the time, the mods had to tell you to stop
>>541162
#invert
>>541154
can i come in as well?
>>541156
I want you to lick my hand and my face and all sorts of other places too
>>541166
#edit make this about farming wheat
>>541166
arf ?
I was simply discussing my upcoming harvest
!boymodewng
this guy click baits his videos so hard and they're all about pilots accidentally killing themselves in the most common way possible LMAO
>>541169
arf arf arf
>>541170
nathan feilder talks about this (i dont think he mentioned it)
!boymodewng
The most distrurbing pilot mistake:
look inside:
flew into IFR conditions as a VFR only pilot
!boymodewng
everytime
>>541174
THATS FUCKED
>>541170
NUMBER 6 MAN URINATES ON FELLOW PASSENGER FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE
!boymodewng
>>541176
not really those vfr pilots are straight retards
>>541171
I want to put you in a cute collar and have you sleep in a soft doggy bed
how pissed does the faa get of you wanna play with a software defined radio and talk woth pilots
>>541177
Me, I do this
!boymodewng
>>541181
u need a license to transmit on public frequenies technically
>>541183
“need” yeah ok
>>541180
the dream smh
!boymodewng
but radios are pretty mmuch not very traceable so like .... it doesn't really matter, but if you're operating in an offical capacity (eg. atc pilot, radio station) then obviously you need it because uur name is tied to it
!boymodewng
like there was a person who sat by chicago airport and would randomly transmit "go around" or "cleared to land" and there wasn't anything they could do about it other than say "be advised there is someone on the f requency who is pretending to issue ATC instructions, do not follow unless you confirm"
>>541185
No the dream is walking you through the park on a leash
based
>>541188
arf arf arf :3
!boymodewng
>>541189
not really it could've killed someone lol
>>541191
i mean yeah, but its also really funny
my new band is called The Cums
!boymodewng
>>541192
i would disagree i think an airliner full of people crashing because someone maliciously told them to land when there was aniother plane on the r unway and it was unsafe is pretty not funny...
>>541165
Yes!
we're opening for Le Aids this summer
!boymodewng
what's funny is that there's a frequency called guard which is 121.5 and it's the emergency frequency and everyone meows on it or says random shit
>>541195
i guess its good i dont fly into ohare
>>541188
i wanna do this so bad, it sounds like so much funnn
!boymodewng
like people stop when someone declares mayday obviously but if you listen you'
!boymodewng
ll just hear random meows
>>541200
What kind of puppygirl are you, the kind that sits on my lap or the kind that curls up at my feet
platonic question
the second,,, easily caude that sounds so mhch comfier
im bombing this website
>>541202
when cats hijack your plane
!boymodewng
>>541207
i wish that was the case
!boymodewng
it's fujll grown like 40 year old men who just meow
need a boy to come over and be gentle w me rn
!boymodewng
it's sometimes adorable tho becaues some private pilots will have their kids do their transmission for them and it's so cute
are you atc, pilot, or just on the spectrum
>>541210
::pat
>>541210
The flight to Britain is like 5 hours I think
!boymodewng
>>541212
who
>>541215
(you)
>>541214
too long
!boymodewng
>>541214
really across the ocean?
>>541217
I know.... sad
!boymodewng
i thoguht it would be longer
>>541218
Got the jetstream backwards, it's add an hour to London
!boymodewng
it's 9 hours from what i looked up
take an hour back to US
!boymodewng
but i've never actually done it so iddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddk
so you are a pilot
!boymodewng
>>541225
i am not answering what i do for work lol but it's not any of those
>>541217
We need to invent teleportation so that I can give you dick on demand
>>541227
but twinkanon it kills you
>>541227
i cant wait for teleportation
>>541227
like moby dick right? like you can read me moby dick on command right? you dont hornypost
>>541228
I woild gladly make that sacrifice for Luzia
>>541228
i mean if depends how you define you, cause a lot of people think the stream of consciousness is broken when you sleep, which would make this nk different tk sleeping imho
>>541203
i wanna sit on someone lap awruuufff
!boymodewng
oh thank god it's gonna rain soon and it won't be so hot
!boymodewng
bless
!boymodewng
the wind is picking up
It is hurricane season, I see the storm brewing out there
!boymodewng
and my old bones can just tell when it's raining. I've noticed that as i got more advanced in age and moved to being officially elderly i can notice things like that now
>>541231
im so fucking hyped
>>541232
when i fall asleep i dont get broken into my constituent parts and re assembled
>>541230
I would NEVER hornypost!
>>541240
but it depends how you define the self, because you are constantly getting new constituent parts and really you are just the sum of your parts and not your constituent parts, so if the consciousness is the same how is it different
!boymodewng
>>541238
I had surgery on my feet, so I can feel the weather in my ankles
!boymodewng
>>541244
once you start to get old like me you'll notice you'll just be able to feel it
!boymodewng
yuno?
>>541242
the soul cant be transmitted, no further explaination
>>541245
bloober, you are like the same age
!boymodewng
>>541248
what do you mean
age check: im 27
!boymodewng
>>541247
what is the soul except for the soul
!boymodewng
age check : i'm [redacted]
>>541249
You literally just graduated college and are starting work, we are like the same age
!boymodewng
>>541253
WRONG
>>541250
OMG LIKE THE COLE HERSH VINE
!boymodewng
errrrr loud incorrect buzzer
!boymodewng
i graduated last year
>>541247
okay well if we bring the soul in then we have to define the soul too, who says it cant be transmitted
>>541257
Yeah, that's recent and puts you around 23
!boymodewng
ERRR WRONG
!boymodewng
That age is so far off from my actual age LMAO it's embarassing how incorrect it is
i dont even need to say my age i just need to say my names jared and i never learned how to read
You are 23
anyone wanna drug me and get me rlly weak and then hold me and take care of me like a wounded animal?
!boymodewng
LIAR
!boymodewng
i'm actually 22
!boymodewng
>>541262
1998
>>541258
me, i am the authority on this. no need to verify my credentials
>>541264
Yeah
!boymodewng
>>541262
frick nevermind 19 lmao
guess who got a referral to get top surgery in the winter!!!
heya romeo
!boymodewng
>>541271
lets go!!! congrats man
>>541271
WOOOOOO
>>541268
touché, guess i gotta give up on this debate
n yayyyy
::appy
im 22
>>541270
smart fella
>>541271
Nice!
!boymodewng
>>541279
or a fart smella
You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum
it's better to piss in the shower than to shower in piss
>>541284
says who
!boymodewng
#poll (poll cannot have more than 6 options) help me which gamme should i finish/baulers gate 3/kingdom hearts series/red dead redemption/persona 3/fallout 3/fallout new vegas/ace attorney investigations/ ace attorney trilogy/factorio/assassins creed odyssey/spiderman 2 (marvel)/wizard 101
better to be pissed off than pissed on
hi val hi twinknon hi rose hi luzia hi saeki
>>541288
hi romeo hiii
>>541285
And you accuse me of hornyposting
oh and hi bloober :3
i forgot your existence
>>541286
Chess puzzles on lichess
>>541290
i do
>>541288
Hiiii
in the book im reading the main characters been drugged with warfarin and is like laid out on the bathroom floor chained to the sink
n the guy whos kidnapped him just came down n was like "were you dreaming? i dont have those can you tell me what dreams are like"
>>541294
whats ur puzzle elo
>>541297
need
why are girls always getting me to yandere violence them? im a nice girl really
!boymodewng
#poll (poll cannot have more than 6 options) help me which gamme should i finish/baulers gate 3/kingdom hearts series/red dead redemption/persona 3/fallout 3/fallout new vegas/ace attorney investigations
!boymodewng
help me which gamme should i finish/baulers gate 3/kingdom hearts series/red dead redemption/persona 3/fallout 3/fallout new vegas
!boymodewng
holy fuck i give up
>>541303
persona 3
>>541301
i want to be yandere violenced, that sounds so so so awesome
!boymodewng
>>541293
::hello
and hurtful...
>>541306
fiiiiiine let me kidnap u n put you in a little cage and beat uuuuu if u insiisstttt
i had a yandere kink when i was younger
>>541303
bg3
!boymodewng
>>541305
persona 3 is really long tho...
>>541311
its really good
!boymodewng
>>541310
bg3 i'm on act 3 but it's too anoying to finish...
>>541302
baldurs gate 3, my dad plays it and he says its rly fun
then rdr >>541313
>>541308
do i get a blanket?
Alright I gotta drive rq
have fun dont crash
to get dicked down
>>541317
dont forget a beer
take a drink for the road!
>>541316
nah, i want you to be cold so you ask to cuddle me for warmth and feel dependent on me, duh
>>541322
h-hot
im in a fnaf fansong mood
.play circus of the dead tryhardninja
lol
rose is clearly very smart,,,,
mhm im very smart and funny and clever and you better keep telling me this if you know whats good for you :3
very intelligent
smartest person ive ever mett,, and rose is alao ao hot and pretty and
rose is so smart, she can even sit on command! cant you pup?
rose knows exactly how to tingle the bingle she is very intelligent
shes so smart
brain is so big
>>541332
hhhh wrufff >///<
brain is so wrinkly and overflowing with smart juices
>>541332
ii can sit onn commandd...
>>541331
eheheh good girl
you see the real genius of rose is that she can do both :3
>>541338
do you want a pet? head pat pet i mean
>>541341
yess!! awrff
val you wanna play fetch ?? :D
>>541342
so ouppy!!! headpats n treats for u
>>541345
i want treats :pouts:
>>541343
yess yess!
throws frizbee
>>541346
when my food comes, you can have some sausage scraps ^_^!!
.play cute puppy videos
is this you
"
tried quoting my book n it crashed hehe
quotation mark :fire:
>>541349
yayyyyy
>>541353
aw
"Awaken the male glands.... Suppressed by a lifetime of ambient cuckery" this book is so good
>>541345
i lovee trreats
>>541357
NEED
what does that mean
>>541346
you havent even checked the dog bowl i left you
need someone to aawaken my cuckold male glands
>>541361
wait whattt wait whaaaat ??? huh???
go look in ur food bowl pup
!!!!!
>>541360
oh so the main character has serious weakness, which is also the title of the book, myasthenia
anyways hes talking to his gf n she mentions his wiener not working, also that he doesnt grow facial hair, so he mentions working out to try n solve it, n then thinks that quote to him - he thinks its like his genetics or smth tho
anyways im gonna watch him be forced to dress like a girl and be cut up
same book where characrer os chained to sink??
yes, this is like a dreamflashback
forcefem book?
>>541367
mai-chan's daily life
>>541367
like cut up into small pieces cutbup?
>>541372
no like hes gotta get an X carved into his chest
oh that's not as exciting as i expected
oh just branding
i highly recommend going the mai-chan route though
>>541374
it wouldnt be as cute if he just cut him up n killed him, theres like 350 more pages of torturing we gotta do
oh oki! i mean maybe cutting off a leg could be cute
have him necromancy him back to life
>>541376
the who?
mai-chan's daily life is this horrific fucked up manga about a girl who can't die and works as a maid
theres also a yuri version of the book but that involves force mascing lol
its um
>>541381
cuteee
cannibalism murder dismemberment torture hentai
based based based
theres also a movie
not as bad as the manga but still quite spicy
you should read kitakawa, its not that bad but really cute
toxic yuri!!!
toxic yuri is the best, this one has some weird stuff but the whole is so good i love toxic yuri
im usually more of a toxic yaoi guy but i will certainly give this a read
its like an hour read, so worth
what are some entry level yaois for an amature fujoshi
just skip the yaoi and go straight to yuri
what are some entry level yuris for amature himedanjshis
whisper me a love song, the summer you were there, kitakawa
>>541394
earth is online, yuri on ice, ghosts know what i experienced
>>541397
i'll whisper you a love song :3
hehe
watched the thing Abt the anime adaptation yday, guh
>>541399
woah woag
if any of you write a book can you make me the main characters fav musician plz
what if i write a book and make the mc have sex with u (his fave musician)
i doubt ill write a book but sure
:v
hehe
>>541403
i'll have the mcs cover one of your songs
>>541404
making me have het sex....
ill make the mc a girl
making me have homo sex....
heheheh thatd be cute yeah
i probably wont write a book
>>541408
hell yeah
>>541407
omg...saeki....
awwww
hiya
brb one sec
where hav u been,, missed u
wha
I haven't been on some stuffs since yday but was on here since 10 am bwa
was sick yday
aww
im feelin sorta sick today too...woke up with sore throat an stuff
hope ur oke ;v;
awww
I'm sorryyyy
I hope u feel bettersss
I'll answer stuffs n hope on PC in a min
would help feel betters
now hes making him breakup with his gf over text... this shit rough
i gotta read that
!boymodewng
HOLY FRICK ITS 80 IN THIS HOUSE
!boymodewng
I AM TURNING THE AIR ON FRICK THIS
whats the command to convert temps
>>541438
#cum
!boymodewng
it's like 27c
its hot at my workies to
aw
aw
>>541439
cant do that on command, can barely do it at all smh
it just finished storming for us
!boymodewng
?
!boymodewng
>>541444
lMAO
!boymodewng
the air is on it vill be room temperature
!boymodewng
i will be at peace
>>541448
it sucks
its a nice cool 21c outside for me, perfect hoodie weather
!boymodewng
>>541452
i'm so jealous
awhh are you jealous??? better be
!boymodewng
#c 72f to c (22.22 °c (degrees celsius))
!boymodewng
don't even need air conditioning :smug:
also 22 is no room temp, 20 is room temp
!boymodewng
?
im buying a gun today :3333
!boymodewng
72 is room temp so wouldn't 22 be room temp? IDK
does anyone wanna cuddle a puppygirl rn btw??
>>541462
i wanna be cuddled (as a puppygirl)
!boymodewng
>>541460
proud of you
::gun
>>541460
what kind, also are you going boating shortly after
>>541463
ok but would u cuddle with another puppygirl??
>>541461
i mean I tyink thats a lil hot
ugh i
blue screend
!boymodewng
>>541467
idkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
im just sad all of a sudden n id like someone to hold me is all
!boymodewng
>>541471
::hug
>>541471
puppy pile!!!
!boymodewng
.play wallows are you bored yet
i got dr pepper, best day ever
nicu
i love Dr Pepper
>>541475
yayyyy
>>541465
glock 19 and maybe a 10/22. might wait for that one tho
!boymodewng
>>541481
are you gonna store the glock in your 'rari
>>541481
::happy
-v-
!boymodewng
.play taunt acoustic lovejoy
my hair is so knotted,,, i didnt brush it rhis morning ane i wore a hood all day
!boymodewng
>>541486
>knotting
uh ...
>>541487
NO
lol
hehe
i mean being knotted doesnt sound tol badd but
>>541486
oh my hair is FUCKED
>>541493
its so mhch work,,, i gotta wash it tonite anywyas
!boymodewng
.play hurtin' albertan corb lund
!boymodewng
.play am i a girl? am i a boy? do I really care? in love with a ghost
!boymodewng
.play fly in my room kerrin connolly
!boymodewng
>>541493
RIP
>>541492
:'3
i love teto