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anon
#fish 🐟
fujo
i love u shrimp
shrimp
i fight for the user
yngven
:333333333333333
shrimp
the little fella
no.528
#fish 🐟
no.528
the chosen one returna
straw girl
ive never seen the og funkytown gore video but i did see another video of funky town playing while a guy cuts another guys head off with a chainsaw
>>552088>>552090
anon
#fish 🐟
straw girl
exactly why do they fw this?????
>>552091
anon
>>552089
NO GOKU WOULDN'T DO THIS HE WOULDN'T BEHEAD PEOPLE
shrimp
user no longer connected could not dm...
sadmoder
#fish 🐟
anon
.play
straw girl
im so down bad i need a bad bitch
>>552102
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
best i can offer is someone whos bad at being a bitch
>>552100
straw girl
theres a secret plaque in every forest that if u find it then it will tell u the name with a picture of every type of plant in the forest the illustrations on those plaques always make me feel very at home but in like an uncomfortable way? i dont think all these different types of plants should have names u know i feel like it should all be visual
nonners
>is alive instead of dead
straw girl
>>552105
YOU wonr believe the AMAZING reason why THIS CART is covered in SNOG
>>552128
shrimp
(no)
anon
you did soiritually
nonners
.play david lynch motivates you
anon
only through their evil magics have they stolen your work from you, but you still recognize it
anon
he’s right 🥲
nonners
this is me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
morning selfie btw
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the fujo
shrimp
>>552128
is it because he wants to play fetch
no.528
no then he would be purple
red is for murder
shrimp
OH no
no.528
heel arc
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>552127
scratching dog's neck cus he loves it
>>552135
no.528
>>552133
a smart dog likes all scritches. very smart puppy u have there
>>552136
no.528
>>552134
epstein island books? that's a lot of names in thos eboxes
>>552140
no.528
>>552136
a clever dog. a handsome dog. and he loves to pose for pictures
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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#yeh
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woaws
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.play from the start laufy
nonners
rotund ass mfer
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it do be round
nonners
no its rotund
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nonners you're such a scholar.... using such fancy words...
nonners
im very erudite
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleegloo
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>>552146
shrimp
0.6392% booger!boymodewng
hi
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i love you
>>552159
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i'm sending an email
no.528
holy shit emailmodering
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>>552159
#kiss
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i hate sending emails
no.528
a necessary evil
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i always sound so pathetic when writing themm
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lmao
no.528
Kind Regards,
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shut up
no.528
don't forget to add hugs and kisses at the end so they know you like them
>>552173
0.6400% booger!boymodewng
i write emails embarassingly
no.528
ehheoeh
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i feel bad
nonners
born to "hiii :3" forced to "regarding my last email"
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>>552167
it's not even that bad
nona
ughhhhh chat
tea (not slacking at work)
ughhhhhh chat!!!
>>552207
nona
im so annoyed
nona
roomie was telling me to cancel
nona
gun order
nona
w
anon
ohhhh
anon
based drawmaxxer
anon
I would if he drew me all cute or drew me a bath with bubbles and a little duck and things
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552181
person on right is literally hitler
tea (not slacking at work)
chat its over
tea (not slacking at work)
my mom told me "i'll bring you to a hairstylist so you can get a feminine haircut"
tea (not slacking at work)
i show up and she is telling the guy to make me look like franz liszt
>>552189>>552194
tea (not slacking at work)
the guy says to me
tea (not slacking at work)
"i'll make you look like timothy chalomet don't worry"
tea (not slacking at work)
this is NOT a feminine haircut im so done i dont know why i expected different
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cried like 3 different times today dawg is there any hope for rose orlando? yes or no
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552187
specifically like franz liszt?? thats deranged
>>552197
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552194
it's because once i made a joke that i don't wanna look like a rockstar from the 1980s but rather the 1880s and she thought i was serious i guess
>>552202
tea (not slacking at work)
the appointment is booked for tuesday
>>552204
anon
>>552189
friend has similar hair and is super cute but in a more feminine way
anon
.play garbage day
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552197
dawgggg.... thats roughhhhhh
sadmoder
>>552181
no you wait it out until youre down to seconds then mate. also reminds me of when i qqs playing a game and my opps started raging at me because i didnt see a mate in 1 and was taking a min
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552199
u can make sure the hair stylist doesnt do that, right??
anon
please stand up for yourself go tell her right now??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get the 80s rockstar comment so much dawg omfg
tea (not slacking at work)
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hair stylist said he would make me look like this im not really feelin the vibe
>>552212>>552216
anon
>>552189
ig she doesn’t have the same front. the back and sides are similar. the front is what kills it. needs bangs
anon
>>552209
er... yeah. idk it depends on your face. I have no clue what would frame it well
>>552213
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552212
are u trying to get pics of my face silly :o
>>552214
anon
>>552213
I'm not trying to trick you or anything, promise!
tea (not slacking at work)
i'll send some i want hair style advice
>>552218>>552225
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552209
tell them to give you a cute girl haircut please
>>552219
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur hairs rlly pretty you need to get cute haircut
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552216
she called me her son and an 18 year old boy multiple times its awkward
>>552221>>552222
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats worse the awkwardness of one situation or having to have wackass hair for a long time??
>>552227
anon
>>552218
but it would be beneficial to decide hair styles
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get u tho cos like i havent been to a hairdressers in like 8 years or so
anon
deep philosophical question, who are we? Are we all just dust in the wind
anon
🔥🔥🔥
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but fr youre really cute and itd be a shame to have someone give you a fuckass cut
>>552236
anon
.play bill and ted dust in the wind socrates
anon
>>552233
I agree, I think you should er.... you should just sort of say fuck it we ball
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552238
#edit replace heal with heel
sadmoder
so kind tea thank you
tea (not slacking at work)
can you understand why it would fucking hurt if im talking about my mom misgendering me and you're saying "waow hot i wish an older woman would call me son" i cant fucking take this bro
>>552249>>552248
sadmoder
i can that was rude of me :(
>>552256
tea (not slacking at work)
im so done
tea (not slacking at work)
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
>>552244
I’m sorry if I was insensitive too. I’ve never stood up to my own mom like that either
anon
tea doesn’t live near shrimp does she? would be based if they went to the hair stylist instead idk trying to think of a better idea
>>552251
anon
>>552250
er I think the unfortunate thing is that she'll prob have to just hit up the stylist directly and say "do me like a woman"
tea (phone)
im back
tea (phone)
yeah pretty much
tea (phone)
maybe i can email them
anon
Unfortunately, I don't have much experience in this area because you know I haven't been through this and all that, I'd say that it's probably best to do it in the tough way, cut through the bullshit, and say it directly. I think that this is probably the time for a very direct approach.
sadmoder
>>552256
ty, i wasnt trying to upset you i thought you were talking about your hairstylist and not your mom. which changes the vibes
tea (phone)
its fine
anon
Maybe go in with a pic of a hairstyle you want and say "we're doing this, please and thank you"
>>552287
tea (phone)
i dont know what i want ive gotta research but i was hoping he could help me with his experience.
>>552266
0.6404% booger!boymodewng
do wolf cut
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embrace the basic
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it looks good
tea (phone)
ill just go bald im so tired
anon
>>552260
Like I said, I'd help you out but no pressure! IDK I also think bloober might be right about just a basic wolf cut, generally looks good on everybody. But I do think you oughta pick it out yourself.
>>552269
0.6408% booger!boymodewng
im so hungry
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i just got off the phone
tea (phone)
>>552266
i tried to take a pic and well its not gonna happen
>>552271
tea (phone)
im sorry
anon
>>552269
It's aight! Don't worry. (I'll find another way to trick you!!!)
tea (phone)
i can send the only photo of me that ever looked good
tea (phone)
waow
anon
cookin real quick sorry! I was away from phone!
tea (phone)
wait did it upload
tea (phone)
on my end i dont see even tho i tapped it
tea (phone)
hm
tea (phone)
there it is
tea (phone)
the only photo of myself i dont hate
anon
CUTE
tea (phone)
me when my son walks in lookinh like this >>552278 "i must cut his hair immediately."
anon
that pic is super cute tea
anon
and I like your hair
tea (phone)
its old, more than a year old now i think
tea (phone)
honestly i think that haircut kinda nailed it
anon
shows what’s possible though
anon
bangs are good
your lil curls are nice too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552278
ur hairs so pretty like this tho ;-;
anon
isn’t it?!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur so pretty wtf
>>552295
anon
>>552265
pic of booger on her worst day
anon
As little help as this is gonna be, you have the "I can literally do any haircut I want and still look good" face shape.
>>552298
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552295
i mean it fr btw!!
anon
yeah :) I’m glad you are
anon
henlo!
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getting foob
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lets go
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emails done for the day
>>552314
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.play gonna shine up my boots
>>552313
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>>552307
not true
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::hornyposting
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::hornyposting
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552306
bloober will you listen to my alternative country/neo folk album when i make it?
>>552315
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
badass
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i'm not that into country ok
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i also like indie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u like indie musician rose orlando?
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i bought your album...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u did yes :3 it made me very happy when i saw that thank u <3
>>552323
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
itsj ust cos davesprite was telling me i should make a neofolk album
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>>552321
yeeee it was good music
anon
ur good music
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>>552324
::pet
anon
#say musoc
anon
awwww wurf wurf!
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#glgle
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#glegle
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#derrick
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#glegle
anon
meOOOWW
anon
haha XD
anon
I love his energy xD
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
my favorite dog
straw girl
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
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#ksay fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
xD
anon
if I was a borzoi all the day I’d biddy biddy boy. if I were a b or zoi
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>>552345
ur literally next to wales you can't be stumbling on this namme
anon
dogler on a tin roof
anon
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
typing test
no.528
95% Of People Cannot Type This Dog's Name... Are You Fucking Stupid Like Them?
>>552362
0.6436% booger!boymodewng
#bpdai are irish people basically the same as welsh people

nah, they're distinct cultures with their own languages and histories. irish gaelic and welsh are both celtic but different branches—irish is goidelic, welsh is brythonic. similar struggles under english rule though.
are irish people basically the same as welsh people
anon
waow
anon
15665.png
::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
so are British
0.6437% booger!boymodewng
FUCK DESTROYED BY BPDAI AGAIN
anon
everyone is Irish
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MMODS SEND THEM TO THE PSYCH WARD
anon
KILL BOD AI
no.528
i'm already in the psych ward and i can't be sent to the doubel; psych that's unpossible
>>552369
anon
I HATE BPD AI
0.6439% booger!boymodewng
>>552367
i received the most manager reply to the email i was talking about earlier are u ready to hear it
>>552371
anon
the real psych ward was in our minds
>>552373
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>>552371
thank you for being patient, your trainer is this person i have cc'd them

DIDN'T EVEN ASNSWER ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION LMAO
>>552377>>552376
no.528
>>552372
incredible handoff to the next person up the chain
wiping their hands clean of it
>>552378
anon
>>552372
lol down the chain I think
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>>552376
no no it wasn't even a handoff they only cc'd them on their email not mine so the cc'd person has no idea what i was asking
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it's even funnier
no.528
oh jeez............................................
>>552385
anon
oh fugg!! I figured they would
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and literally all i was asking was hey... so... am i still starting on this date or....
anon
>>552298
the only thing I would say is that you might wanna go for side swept bangs or smthn, just try them out
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>>552380
are you gonna shine up your boots?
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are you gonna go into town?
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>>552387
proud of you
anon
ty ty u 2
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i can handle that
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi :o
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552394
wahts up mr darcy
anon
we should all email the stylist like in a movie where everyone shows up for the character who helped everyone
>>552400>>552401
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552399
LMAO no way
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552399
::higurashi
anon
and you get there and we all have signs and stuff saying ‘tea needs a pretty haircut’ and I donate like a special pair of scissors and twinknon a special shampoo and so on
>>552405
anon
=^_^=
mrowrr
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552402
you can have my swird
and my axe1
anon
X) and my comb
and my hairdryer
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>>552403
shrimp are you gonna shine up your boots
anon
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna go into town?
anon
>>552392
I wonder if you could include that nice pic of your old hair too so she can suggest improvements or smth
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
he
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
but maybe
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i'm gonna send him an email explaining what happened first and ask him how he wants to proceed (like he might not feel comfortable going against my mom's wishes if she's gonna be paying).
>>552415
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>>552414
that's so based
anon
could we all like chip in for you to pay for a stylist or smth? or like have a bake sale? god I wish my life was one of those movies
0.6449% booger!boymodewng
u shuld do it
>>552419
fujo
>>552418
ok ok i wil land i will report on my progress, im gonna boil wateer :3
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wait why are you boiling water for iced tea
>>552421
fujo
>>552420
i boil like 1.5l of water, put in the tea, and let it cool down in the freezer
0.6451% booger!boymodewng
oh yhou mean like real iced tea
0.6452% booger!boymodewng
not sugar ice tea
0.6453% booger!boymodewng
that's even more based you're so healthy fujo
anon
bazed
anon
I will too I think
anon
my friend claims there are bad things in tea if you boil it and you should only use somewhat hot water but I’m too lazy and sleepypillwd to look it up
anon
are YOU going to join the tea making gang booger???
anon
or will you be LEFT OUT?!!!!!!
anon
13 likes wow u must have been early
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they're so catty
anon
they need to KISS
no.528
>>552431
they've been public for years i thought
no.528
who could have seen this coming...................................
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"

How can God hate gay people when he's chosen Pride month for the ugliest breakup ever?
"
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lmao i love this comment
anon
that means they’re both emotionally single and vulnerable chat
anon
who are you taking?
no.528
lets goooooooooooooo
no.528
this rocks
no.528
spill the tea sis
no.528
i hate elon but if he's happy to take down trump at the same time all the better for it
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such ingratitutde
>>552457
anon
>I'm going to use autocratic powers to punish you
anon
>oh yeah? well I'm gonna use oligarchic powers to punish YOU
no.528
friends to enemies to lovers
anon
kino
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>>552458
twink anon are you gonna shine up your boots?
>>552462
anon
>>552461
I actually have to put some conditioner on them
no.528
boot conditioner for healthy boot roots
anon
literally yeah
anon
to make the snake scales adhere instead of drying out and flaking up
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are you gonna go into town?
anon
I'm already in town
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are you gonna scrape up twnety dollars and throw it around?
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are you gonna buy you a dance? The first lovely lady that you see?
anon
Actually kind of upset because I have like 600 dollars in cash that I want to deposit but my bank is in Texas lmao
0.6465% booger!boymodewng
And then when your dance is through will you say "will you marry me"
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.play all my exes are in texas
anon
are you a fan of country then bloober
>>552477
no.528
same honestly
no.528
sounds very similar to one of them
anon
>>552477
I will take you to luchenbach texas
no.528
>>552479
that's the one
0.6468% booger!boymodewng
i like vvery specific country songs
anon
We will go to Luckenbach so that we can square dance or smthn idk
no.528
i do recall ahyup ahyup
anon
.play luckenbach texas
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
chat
no.528
tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
dont bother me about the formatting i mean the wording
no.528
it's very formal but it would certainly work if u sent it as-is
anon
>>552490
I'd say it looks good albeit formal. IDK I'd prob be more like... "imma get a feminine hairstyle"
0.6469% booger!boymodewng
yeah i would not send that tbh
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Hello

blah blah blah came in to discuss certain hairstyles.

I was too shy to speak up but I would actually prefer x styles or whateva
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
that's not how i talk
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
we have an appointment booked, i gotta cancel it
0.6471% booger!boymodewng
i mean yeah but it wasn't a word for word thing it was more like idk
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552498
also what makes you say this
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
they didn't do anything that was not accomodating

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