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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
#fish 🐟
i love u shrimp
i fight for the user
:333333333333333
the little fella
#fish 🐟
the chosen one returna
ive never seen the og funkytown gore video but i did see another video of funky town playing while a guy cuts another guys head off with a chainsaw
#fish 🐟
>>552085
the cartel beheading song
exactly why do they fw this?????
>>552085
i beg your pardon
>>552089
NO GOKU WOULDN'T DO THIS HE WOULDN'T BEHEAD PEOPLE
user no longer connected could not dm...
huh
>>552094
dont worry abt it
#fish 🐟
.play
im so down bad i need a bad bitch
!!UTCPvC12Ac
best i can offer is someone whos bad at being a bitch
>>552099
we should snog
theres a secret plaque in every forest that if u find it then it will tell u the name with a picture of every type of plant in the forest the illustrations on those plaques always make me feel very at home but in like an uncomfortable way? i dont think all these different types of plants should have names u know i feel like it should all be visual
>>552098
best I can offer is a twink
>>552102
::strawgirl
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552103
pretty haiiii
>is alive instead of dead
>>552105
YOU wonr believe the AMAZING reason why THIS CART is covered in SNOG
>>552013
!!!!!!
network!!!
>>552060
did u make this?
>>552109
yes
(no)
you did soiritually
>>552105
NO
.play david lynch motivates you
only through their evil magics have they stolen your work from you, but you still recognize it
he’s right 🥲
this is me
morning selfie btw
>>552120
the woofer
the fujo
hiiii
>>552118
what does she have in all those boxes
>>552125
#pet #pat nice doggy
>>552128
is it because he wants to play fetch
no then he would be purple
red is for murder
OH no
heel arc
>>552127
scratching dog's neck cus he loves it
>>552126
the documents..
>>552133
a smart dog likes all scritches. very smart puppy u have there
>>552134
epstein island books? that's a lot of names in thos eboxes
>>552136
a clever dog. a handsome dog. and he loves to pose for pictures
!boymodewng
>>552137
hi no.528
!boymodewng
woaws
!boymodewng
.play from the start laufy
rotund ass mfer
!boymodewng
it do be round
it's an ovale
no its rotund
!boymodewng
nonners you're such a scholar.... using such fancy words...
im very erudite
#ksay glayglay
#ksay gleegloo
!boymodewng
>>552146
shrimp
>>552140
hi no0.6385
!boymodewng
>>552153
omg
!boymodewng
hi
!boymodewng
i love you
!boymodewng
i'm sending an email
holy shit emailmodering
>>552156
#kiss
!boymodewng
>>552159
#kiss
!boymodewng
i hate sending emails
a necessary evil
!boymodewng
i always sound so pathetic when writing themm
!boymodewng
lmao
Kind Regards,
!boymodewng
shut up
don't forget to add hugs and kisses at the end so they know you like them
!boymodewng
i write emails embarassingly
ehheoeh
!boymodewng
i feel bad
born to "hiii :3" forced to "regarding my last email"
!boymodewng
>>552167
it's not even that bad
ughhhhh chat
ughhhhhh chat!!!
im so annoyed
roomie was telling me to cancel
gun order
w
ohhhh
based drawmaxxer
I would if he drew me all cute or drew me a bath with bubbles and a little duck and things
>>552181
person on right is literally hitler
chat its over
my mom told me "i'll bring you to a hairstylist so you can get a feminine haircut"
i show up and she is telling the guy to make me look like franz liszt
the guy says to me
"i'll make you look like timothy chalomet don't worry"
this is NOT a feminine haircut im so done i dont know why i expected different
!!UTCPvC12Ac
cried like 3 different times today dawg is there any hope for rose orlando? yes or no
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552187
specifically like franz liszt?? thats deranged
>>552188
peter griffin
>>552194
it's because once i made a joke that i don't wanna look like a rockstar from the 1980s but rather the 1880s and she thought i was serious i guess
the appointment is booked for tuesday
>>552189
friend has similar hair and is super cute but in a more feminine way
.play garbage day
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552197
dawgggg.... thats roughhhhhh
>>552181
no you wait it out until youre down to seconds then mate. also reminds me of when i qqs playing a game and my opps started raging at me because i didnt see a mate in 1 and was taking a min
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552199
u can make sure the hair stylist doesnt do that, right??
please stand up for yourself go tell her right now??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get the 80s rockstar comment so much dawg omfg
>>552175
ye
>>552198
Why would you do that to him
>>552208
he feels pain
>>552189
ig she doesn’t have the same front. the back and sides are similar. the front is what kills it. needs bangs
>>552209
er... yeah. idk it depends on your face. I have no clue what would frame it well
>>552212
are u trying to get pics of my face silly :o
>>552213
I'm not trying to trick you or anything, promise!
i'll send some i want hair style advice
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552209
tell them to give you a cute girl haircut please
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur hairs rlly pretty you need to get cute haircut
>>552215
you don't have to!
>>552216
she called me her son and an 18 year old boy multiple times its awkward
!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats worse the awkwardness of one situation or having to have wackass hair for a long time??
>>552219
kill them
>>552219
ngl id fold like a piece of paper but thats just me
>>552218
but it would be beneficial to decide hair styles
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get u tho cos like i havent been to a hairdressers in like 8 years or so
>>552215
awawa can I seee?
>>552225
who are you even
>>552220
based
>>552226
deep
>>552222
whats this mean
deep philosophical question, who are we? Are we all just dust in the wind
🔥🔥🔥
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but fr youre really cute and itd be a shame to have someone give you a fuckass cut
.play bill and ted dust in the wind socrates
>>552233
I agree, I think you should er.... you should just sort of say fuck it we ball
>>552237
hey now, we all have our achillies heal
>>552238
#edit replace heal with heel
so kind tea thank you
>>552238
lmao based
can you understand why it would fucking hurt if im talking about my mom misgendering me and you're saying "waow hot i wish an older woman would call me son" i cant fucking take this bro
i can that was rude of me :(
im so done
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>552244
I’m sorry if I was insensitive too. I’ve never stood up to my own mom like that either
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552244
::hug
im sorry this is happening to you tea
tea doesn’t live near shrimp does she? would be based if they went to the hair stylist instead idk trying to think of a better idea
>>552250
er I think the unfortunate thing is that she'll prob have to just hit up the stylist directly and say "do me like a woman"
im back
yeah pretty much
maybe i can email them
Unfortunately, I don't have much experience in this area because you know I haven't been through this and all that, I'd say that it's probably best to do it in the tough way, cut through the bullshit, and say it directly. I think that this is probably the time for a very direct approach.
>>552245
its okay, i forgive you
>>552256
ty, i wasnt trying to upset you i thought you were talking about your hairstylist and not your mom. which changes the vibes
its fine
Maybe go in with a pic of a hairstyle you want and say "we're doing this, please and thank you"
i dont know what i want ive gotta research but i was hoping he could help me with his experience.
!boymodewng
do wolf cut
!boymodewng
embrace the basic
!boymodewng
it looks good
ill just go bald im so tired
!boymodewng
>>552260
Like I said, I'd help you out but no pressure! IDK I also think bloober might be right about just a basic wolf cut, generally looks good on everybody. But I do think you oughta pick it out yourself.
!boymodewng
im so hungry
!boymodewng
i just got off the phone
>>552266
i tried to take a pic and well its not gonna happen
im sorry
>>552269
It's aight! Don't worry. (I'll find another way to trick you!!!)
i can send the only photo of me that ever looked good
waow
cookin real quick sorry! I was away from phone!
wait did it upload
on my end i dont see even tho i tapped it
hm
#blur >>552278
there it is
the only photo of myself i dont hate
CUTE
me when my son walks in lookinh like this >>552278 "i must cut his hair immediately."
that pic is super cute tea
and I like your hair
its old, more than a year old now i think
>>552259
this is a good idea
honestly i think that haircut kinda nailed it
shows what’s possible though
bangs are good
your lil curls are nice too
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552278
ur hairs so pretty like this tho ;-;
isn’t it?!!!!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur so pretty wtf
>>552265
pic of booger on her worst day
>>552293
thank you rose orlando
As little help as this is gonna be, you have the "I can literally do any haircut I want and still look good" face shape.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552295
i mean it fr btw!!
>>552296
youngshits amiright
yeah :) I’m glad you are
henlo!
!boymodewng
getting foob
!boymodewng
lets go
!boymodewng
emails done for the day
!boymodewng
.play gonna shine up my boots
!boymodewng
>>552307
not true
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552306
bloober will you listen to my alternative country/neo folk album when i make it?
>>552304
based u went into e-town
!boymodewng
>>552313
yeah
!!UTCPvC12Ac
badass
!boymodewng
i'm not that into country ok
!boymodewng
i also like indie
!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u like indie musician rose orlando?
!boymodewng
i bought your album...
!!UTCPvC12Ac
u did yes :3 it made me very happy when i saw that thank u <3
!!UTCPvC12Ac
itsj ust cos davesprite was telling me i should make a neofolk album
!boymodewng
>>552321
yeeee it was good music
ur good music
!boymodewng
#say musoc
awwww wurf wurf!
!boymodewng
#glgle
!boymodewng
#glegle
!boymodewng
#derrick
!boymodewng
#glegle
meOOOWW
haha XD
I love his energy xD
!boymodewng
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!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>552341
#tag (link to booru image) fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
#ksay fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
xD
>>552347
is this ai
if I was a borzoi all the day I’d biddy biddy boy. if I were a b or zoi
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>552345
ur literally next to wales you can't be stumbling on this namme
dogler on a tin roof
typing test
95% Of People Cannot Type This Dog's Name... Are You Fucking Stupid Like Them?
!boymodewng
#bpdai are irish people basically the same as welsh people
nah, they're distinct cultures with their own languages and histories. irish gaelic and welsh are both celtic but different branches—irish is goidelic, welsh is brythonic. similar struggles under english rule though. are irish people basically the same as welsh people
waow
so are British
>>552356
polar bear
!boymodewng
FUCK DESTROYED BY BPDAI AGAIN
everyone is Irish
!boymodewng
MMODS SEND THEM TO THE PSYCH WARD
KILL BOD AI
i'm already in the psych ward and i can't be sent to the doubel; psych that's unpossible
I HATE BPD AI
!boymodewng
>>552367
i received the most manager reply to the email i was talking about earlier are u ready to hear it
the real psych ward was in our minds
>>552369
hit me
!boymodewng
>>552371
thank you for being patient, your trainer is this person i have cc'd them
DIDN'T EVEN ASNSWER ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION LMAO
>>552370
nodding at this
>>552371#slap
>>552374
ough augh painful#
>>552372
incredible handoff to the next person up the chain
wiping their hands clean of it
>>552372
lol down the chain I think
!boymodewng
>>552376
no no it wasn't even a handoff they only cc'd them on their email not mine so the cc'd person has no idea what i was asking
!boymodewng
it's even funnier
oh jeez............................................
oh fugg!! I figured they would
!boymodewng
and literally all i was asking was hey... so... am i still starting on this date or....
>>552298
the only thing I would say is that you might wanna go for side swept bangs or smthn, just try them out
>>552375
#kiss feel better
!boymodewng
>>552380
are you gonna shine up your boots?
!boymodewng
are you gonna go into town?
I’m gone go into town
!boymodewng
>>552387
proud of you
ty ty u 2
im gonna write the stylist an email
i can handle that
hi :o
>>552392
based af
>>552392
Good! Proud of you!
>>552394
wahts up mr darcy
we should all email the stylist like in a movie where everyone shows up for the character who helped everyone
>>552399
LMAO no way
>>552399
::higurashi
and you get there and we all have signs and stuff saying ‘tea needs a pretty haircut’ and I donate like a special pair of scissors and twinknon a special shampoo and so on
meow
=^_^=
mrowrr
>>552402
you can have my swird
and my axe1
X) and my comb
and my hairdryer
!boymodewng
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna shine up your boots
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna go into town?
>>552392
I wonder if you could include that nice pic of your old hair too so she can suggest improvements or smth
he
but maybe
i'm gonna send him an email explaining what happened first and ask him how he wants to proceed (like he might not feel comfortable going against my mom's wishes if she's gonna be paying).
i wannam ake ice tea
>>552413
that’s smart
!boymodewng
>>552414
that's so based
could we all like chip in for you to pay for a stylist or smth? or like have a bake sale? god I wish my life was one of those movies
!boymodewng
u shuld do it
>>552418
ok ok i wil land i will report on my progress, im gonna boil wateer :3
!boymodewng
wait why are you boiling water for iced tea
>>552420
i boil like 1.5l of water, put in the tea, and let it cool down in the freezer
!boymodewng
oh yhou mean like real iced tea
!boymodewng
not sugar ice tea
!boymodewng
that's even more based you're so healthy fujo
bazed
I will too I think
my friend claims there are bad things in tea if you boil it and you should only use somewhat hot water but I’m too lazy and sleepypillwd to look it up
are YOU going to join the tea making gang booger???
or will you be LEFT OUT?!!!!!!
13 likes wow u must have been early
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
they're so catty
they need to KISS
>>552431
they've been public for years i thought
!boymodewng
who could have seen this coming...................................
!boymodewng
"
How can God hate gay people when he's chosen Pride month for the ugliest breakup ever?
"
!boymodewng
lmao i love this comment
>>552434
wild
>>552439
absolutely wild
that means they’re both emotionally single and vulnerable chat
who are you taking?
!boymodewng
>>552448
absolutely fucking wild.
lets goooooooooooooo
this rocks
spill the tea sis
i hate elon but if he's happy to take down trump at the same time all the better for it
!boymodewng
such ingratitutde
>I'm going to use autocratic powers to punish you
>oh yeah? well I'm gonna use oligarchic powers to punish YOU
Just FUCK already
friends to enemies to lovers
kino
!boymodewng
>>552458
twink anon are you gonna shine up your boots?
>>552461
I actually have to put some conditioner on them
boot conditioner for healthy boot roots
literally yeah
to make the snake scales adhere instead of drying out and flaking up
!boymodewng
are you gonna go into town?
I'm already in town
!boymodewng
are you gonna scrape up twnety dollars and throw it around?
!boymodewng
are you gonna buy you a dance? The first lovely lady that you see?
Actually kind of upset because I have like 600 dollars in cash that I want to deposit but my bank is in Texas lmao
!boymodewng
And then when your dance is through will you say "will you marry me"
!boymodewng
.play all my exes are in texas
are you a fan of country then bloober
same honestly
sounds very similar to one of them
!boymodewng
>>552473
no
>>552477
I will take you to luchenbach texas
>>552479
that's the one
!boymodewng
i like vvery specific country songs
We will go to Luckenbach so that we can square dance or smthn idk
i do recall ahyup ahyup
.play luckenbach texas
chat
tea
dont bother me about the formatting i mean the wording
it's very formal but it would certainly work if u sent it as-is
>>552490
I'd say it looks good albeit formal. IDK I'd prob be more like... "imma get a feminine hairstyle"
!boymodewng
yeah i would not send that tbh
it would work thou
!boymodewng
Hello
blah blah blah came in to discuss certain hairstyles.
I was too shy to speak up but I would actually prefer x styles or whateva
that's not how i talk
we have an appointment booked, i gotta cancel it
!boymodewng
i mean yeah but it wasn't a word for word thing it was more like idk
>>552498
also what makes you say this
they didn't do anything that was not accomodating
!boymodewng
>>552495
true