「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
there it is
the only photo of myself i dont hate
CUTE
me when my son walks in lookinh like this >>552278 "i must cut his hair immediately."
that pic is super cute tea
and I like your hair
its old, more than a year old now i think
>>552259
this is a good idea
honestly i think that haircut kinda nailed it
shows what’s possible though
bangs are good
your lil curls are nice too
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552278
ur hairs so pretty like this tho ;-;
isn’t it?!!!!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur so pretty wtf
>>552265
pic of booger on her worst day
>>552293
thank you rose orlando
As little help as this is gonna be, you have the "I can literally do any haircut I want and still look good" face shape.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552295
i mean it fr btw!!
>>552296
youngshits amiright
yeah :) I’m glad you are
henlo!
!boymodewng
getting foob
!boymodewng
lets go
!boymodewng
emails done for the day
!boymodewng
.play gonna shine up my boots
!boymodewng
>>552307
not true
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552306
bloober will you listen to my alternative country/neo folk album when i make it?
>>552304
based u went into e-town
!boymodewng
>>552313
yeah
!!UTCPvC12Ac
badass
!boymodewng
i'm not that into country ok
!boymodewng
i also like indie
!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u like indie musician rose orlando?
!boymodewng
i bought your album...
!!UTCPvC12Ac
u did yes :3 it made me very happy when i saw that thank u <3
!!UTCPvC12Ac
itsj ust cos davesprite was telling me i should make a neofolk album
!boymodewng
>>552321
yeeee it was good music
ur good music
!boymodewng
#say musoc
awwww wurf wurf!
!boymodewng
#glgle
!boymodewng
#glegle
!boymodewng
#derrick
!boymodewng
#glegle
meOOOWW
haha XD
I love his energy xD
!boymodewng
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>>552341
#tag (link to booru image) fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
#ksay fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
xD
>>552347
is this ai
if I was a borzoi all the day I’d biddy biddy boy. if I were a b or zoi
!boymodewng
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>>552345
ur literally next to wales you can't be stumbling on this namme
dogler on a tin roof
typing test
95% Of People Cannot Type This Dog's Name... Are You Fucking Stupid Like Them?
!boymodewng
#bpdai are irish people basically the same as welsh people
nah, they're distinct cultures with their own languages and histories. irish gaelic and welsh are both celtic but different branches—irish is goidelic, welsh is brythonic. similar struggles under english rule though. are irish people basically the same as welsh people
waow
so are British
>>552356
polar bear
!boymodewng
FUCK DESTROYED BY BPDAI AGAIN
everyone is Irish
!boymodewng
MMODS SEND THEM TO THE PSYCH WARD
KILL BOD AI
i'm already in the psych ward and i can't be sent to the doubel; psych that's unpossible
I HATE BPD AI
!boymodewng
>>552367
i received the most manager reply to the email i was talking about earlier are u ready to hear it
the real psych ward was in our minds
>>552369
hit me
!boymodewng
>>552371
thank you for being patient, your trainer is this person i have cc'd them
DIDN'T EVEN ASNSWER ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION LMAO
>>552370
nodding at this
>>552371#slap
>>552374
ough augh painful#
>>552372
incredible handoff to the next person up the chain
wiping their hands clean of it
>>552372
lol down the chain I think
!boymodewng
>>552376
no no it wasn't even a handoff they only cc'd them on their email not mine so the cc'd person has no idea what i was asking
!boymodewng
it's even funnier
oh jeez............................................
oh fugg!! I figured they would
!boymodewng
and literally all i was asking was hey... so... am i still starting on this date or....
>>552298
the only thing I would say is that you might wanna go for side swept bangs or smthn, just try them out
>>552375
#kiss feel better
!boymodewng
>>552380
are you gonna shine up your boots?
!boymodewng
are you gonna go into town?
I’m gone go into town
!boymodewng
>>552387
proud of you
ty ty u 2
im gonna write the stylist an email
i can handle that
hi :o
>>552392
based af
>>552392
Good! Proud of you!
>>552394
wahts up mr darcy
we should all email the stylist like in a movie where everyone shows up for the character who helped everyone
>>552399
LMAO no way
>>552399
::higurashi
and you get there and we all have signs and stuff saying ‘tea needs a pretty haircut’ and I donate like a special pair of scissors and twinknon a special shampoo and so on
meow
=^_^=
mrowrr
>>552402
you can have my swird
and my axe1
X) and my comb
and my hairdryer
!boymodewng
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna shine up your boots
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna go into town?
>>552392
I wonder if you could include that nice pic of your old hair too so she can suggest improvements or smth
he
but maybe
i'm gonna send him an email explaining what happened first and ask him how he wants to proceed (like he might not feel comfortable going against my mom's wishes if she's gonna be paying).
i wannam ake ice tea
>>552413
that’s smart
!boymodewng
>>552414
that's so based
could we all like chip in for you to pay for a stylist or smth? or like have a bake sale? god I wish my life was one of those movies
!boymodewng
u shuld do it
>>552418
ok ok i wil land i will report on my progress, im gonna boil wateer :3
!boymodewng
wait why are you boiling water for iced tea
>>552420
i boil like 1.5l of water, put in the tea, and let it cool down in the freezer
!boymodewng
oh yhou mean like real iced tea
!boymodewng
not sugar ice tea
!boymodewng
that's even more based you're so healthy fujo
bazed
I will too I think
my friend claims there are bad things in tea if you boil it and you should only use somewhat hot water but I’m too lazy and sleepypillwd to look it up
are YOU going to join the tea making gang booger???
or will you be LEFT OUT?!!!!!!
13 likes wow u must have been early
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
they're so catty
they need to KISS
>>552431
they've been public for years i thought
!boymodewng
who could have seen this coming...................................
!boymodewng
"
How can God hate gay people when he's chosen Pride month for the ugliest breakup ever?
"
!boymodewng
lmao i love this comment
>>552434
wild
>>552439
absolutely wild
that means they’re both emotionally single and vulnerable chat
who are you taking?
!boymodewng
>>552448
absolutely fucking wild.
lets goooooooooooooo
this rocks
spill the tea sis
i hate elon but if he's happy to take down trump at the same time all the better for it
!boymodewng
such ingratitutde
>I'm going to use autocratic powers to punish you
>oh yeah? well I'm gonna use oligarchic powers to punish YOU
Just FUCK already
friends to enemies to lovers
kino
!boymodewng
>>552458
twink anon are you gonna shine up your boots?
>>552461
I actually have to put some conditioner on them
boot conditioner for healthy boot roots
literally yeah
to make the snake scales adhere instead of drying out and flaking up
!boymodewng
are you gonna go into town?
I'm already in town
!boymodewng
are you gonna scrape up twnety dollars and throw it around?
!boymodewng
are you gonna buy you a dance? The first lovely lady that you see?
Actually kind of upset because I have like 600 dollars in cash that I want to deposit but my bank is in Texas lmao
!boymodewng
And then when your dance is through will you say "will you marry me"
!boymodewng
.play all my exes are in texas
are you a fan of country then bloober
same honestly
sounds very similar to one of them
!boymodewng
>>552473
no
>>552477
I will take you to luchenbach texas
>>552479
that's the one
!boymodewng
i like vvery specific country songs
We will go to Luckenbach so that we can square dance or smthn idk
i do recall ahyup ahyup
.play luckenbach texas
chat
tea
dont bother me about the formatting i mean the wording
it's very formal but it would certainly work if u sent it as-is
>>552490
I'd say it looks good albeit formal. IDK I'd prob be more like... "imma get a feminine hairstyle"
!boymodewng
yeah i would not send that tbh
it would work thou
!boymodewng
Hello
blah blah blah came in to discuss certain hairstyles.
I was too shy to speak up but I would actually prefer x styles or whateva
that's not how i talk
we have an appointment booked, i gotta cancel it
!boymodewng
i mean yeah but it wasn't a word for word thing it was more like idk
>>552498
also what makes you say this
they didn't do anything that was not accomodating
!boymodewng
>>552495
true
no problem
>>552490
it is very formal but thats fine i think thats a good email
nothing wrong with being too formal and respectful
any rational person will pick that over having someone yell at them yk
!boymodewng
It's easy to hate the rich but do you have the courage to hate the poor
>>552431
lmfao luv 2 see my enemys fight
is it less formal
i just made it sound like i know 90% less words
its good but i dont think you have to say "i understand if you dont want to accomodate this requiest" or whatever because if that is in fact the case they are peepee little shitheads and should not be afforded that politeness
!!UTCPvC12Ac
yoooooooo rose orlando is washed n showered
"I would like a female haircut instead." period, "thanks for your time."
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552512
i think this is good yeah!
theyre hairdressers if they cant do that simple request they are not good at their job tbh
I think its good to be assertive in these cases.
!boymodewng
Hi [Blank0
My mom [name] and I came in today to review potential hairstyles and we booked an appointment for Tuesday
As it happens, I am transgender, and my mom told me that we could discuss female hairstyles for me. However, only male hairstyles were discussed and I was too shy to speak up.
I really d on't want a masculine haircut and I really don't want to look like Jim Morrison. I'd love to send female hairstyles that I'd like, but I also understand if you may be uncomfortable going ahead with it.
Sorry for the troublev
!boymodewng
but i think urs is good
>>552521
"its too formal"
>makes it less formal
"well i think u should say [basically my original ver]"
what do i do
>>552521
>... really don't want to look like Jim Morrison. Instead i would like one of the women's hairstyles shown in the attached images.
>
>Sorry for the mixup, and thank you for your time!
this is what id do instead
!boymodewng
>>552523
idk i just made it shorter but i mean you do you
you guys are making me overthink this he's not gonna care so much about what specific linguistic register i use
sorry not to sound ungrateful i do appreciate the advice
>>552526
Yeah i wouldn't worry too much about that. i dunno
i think politeness gets you a lot of places in life, but i think it can be a little off-putting if it crosses the line into being obsequious
I dont think you have to appologise or anything like that, i think the first half is very respectful and you cana just say "instead, i would like this thing. thanks for understanding"
!boymodewng
clint stevens is live
Theyre a provider of a service, their entire job is catering to people's requests, you are just asking to change the service you're asking for to a slightly different service they offer, it shouldnt be a big deal beyond explaining the source of the confusion in the first place
>>552512
im so sorry your parents are like this..
im used to it. thanks fujo c:
or u could do smth funny and send them """"""male haircuts"""""" on other trans women
Because by ur moms logic that must be a male haircut xd
i sent it :o
>>552534
idk i just always said no when they asked me to get a haircut and i havent been to a hairdresser for a few years soooo
well i did the same until my mom said "you can have a female haircut if you want this time" and i stupidly believed her
>>552537
good luck and im proud of you for asserting yourself!!!
really calls question to whether the clothes shopping she said she'd do with me is gonna be the same thing. what a fucking snake.
>>552541
how old are you again
18
idk u could do the funni of like telling her "give me x$" (assuming she was gonna pay for it) and then just go buy stuff yourself
i can just use my own money. it's so much easier that way.
::lie
do that!
::lay
idk if theres a pic
!boymodewng
clint stevvens is literally livve and no one even cares what the fuck has happened to this world
>>552526
I agree, just hit'em up before you get cold feet
>>552551
#change stevens to eastwood
>>552552
i sent it
>>552555
based
anyways i haven't put my work from today on the timesheet because i spent the whole day writing this email and doing nothing rather than doing work so it should be fine
surely they won't mind if it was technically off the clock
>>552490
dignified af based
>>552526
based tea confidencemaxxing we were testing you
>>552536
lol smart x)
>>552557
you should put like an hour- didn’t you do something earlier?
>>552551
#ksay sad
!boymodewng
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>>552566
whatd he do this time
!boymodewng
>>552568
that was his tweet to the elon trump beef
>>552568
friendship ended with trump and elon. now nobody is trumps best friend 😥
Imagine being a redditor who idolised Elon 5 years ago, wonder how they're coping with the situatiob
>>552570
wait whaaaat
>>552570
He still got Rubio tho
>>552572
here is the timeline.. elon fucks up buying that one election, trump gets grumpy, also elon has spent $13 bil to cut $9 bil of govt budget when be promised $2 tril and then $1 tril. So Trump says elon you gotta go, and elon leaves doge but they both pretend its because of the pecial government employee provision that only allows him to work for 150 days
>>552570
During Pride Month too.... we lost a real power couple....
Now Trump is going to rollback gay marriage out of spite
I hope Trump was a bottom
Cause if not, I'll have to retcon a few things from my fanfic
>>552571
i am very sad. i liked it when we all were curious what elon was up to because he was doing science or something. now its just so embarassing.
!boymodewng
>>552576
ur gay
We all are
>>552580
I have relationships with women, and sex with men.
>>552579
The only good thing that came out of it was the weed clip and "How do you like this, Elon Musk?" memes
>>552574
then trymp releases the big beautiful tax bill, which will raise govt debt by a ton. elon is kinda mad because this is the very thing hes been working against. so he goes on a tv interview and says "the bill can be big, or it can be beautiful, but it can't be both"
!boymodewng
Black sience guy has fallen hard
and then elon keeps slipping further and further. next time he said "this is the stupidest bill and i hate it and it sucks weewee" and now he's on to "trump is a pedo and btw i never liked u in the first place trump 😡😡😡😡😡"
I wonder what Grimes is up to
>>552587
we really are living in the idiocracy timeline
hope u are caught up now :3
i hate that we as a society are so drunk on celebrity bullshit that everyone just wants to hear about how the next billionaire is fucking us over. nobody even aspires to "lets try to do good things"
>>552589
yeah fr
>>552591
That's modern society to you, handsome *smacks your ass*
>>552585
I've been waiting for the Deep State to step up to the plate. For real, biggest comeback of the century if the Deep State just straight nixes Trump and Vance
Watching suicide mouse avi remake rn
!boymodewng
>>552596
yeah
.play epic of gilgamesh
Hmmmmm
Uncle Sam is pretty handsome, imagine the yaoi with John Bull and him
Oh my God they actually are trying to do the manchurian candidate, they want to put Vance in to do the most retarded plot ever. This is fucking hilarious
Do the mario
.play youtube.com/uR7fplHeSt8
American politits hit different
Heh, politits
!boymodewng
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>>552608
You good?
!boymodewng
>>552610
yeah why?
You sound like you're having a stroke
.skip (voted to skip this video)
!boymodewng
why do you want to skip sumerian mytholy
Why skip ancient yaoi?
We can watch Overly Sarcastic version if u want
>>552615
Their pure relationship was destroyed by a foid....
>>552617
Rude
Ishtar was not a "foid" she was a girlboss
>>552619
moving to stage two
>>552622
IRELAND MENTIONEEEEED
>>552619
are those teabags inside of a filter
What a chad
yeah…
!!UTCPvC12Ac
rosies so pretty ;-; omg
I just wanted black tea
hello wife
Hello Babushka Slayer
>>552621
uh huh-
tea2- the encoldening!!!
>>552630
<3
You know what you did
>>552631
Would you make tea for me :)
I can't live with the guilt
Guilty Gear
!boymodewng
>>552637
what is that
>>552638
Fighting game
>>552574
how tf did he spend that much I thought he only hired like 200 ppl or smth
Wild
Break up arc 😔
>>552639
I want to make Bridget my woman....
Yeeees, succumb to 2D pill
Become waifulover
nah, I like 3D women too
>>552639
We must stop fighting
>>552649
GG is not about fighting, it's about anime
>>552578
that’s very true
!boymodewng
>>552639
what's a fighting game
>>552652
A game where you fight people, Mortal Kombat
!boymodewng
>>552653
what's fighting
>>552654
Punch kick it's all in the mind
!boymodewng
>>552655
what's punch
Your name is fitting
!boymodewng
>>552657
why
You know
!boymodewng
i don't know
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552627
i am watching her smoke a cigarette rn
Yah you do
guh
>>552664
What is your flag brah, no offense just curious
>>552591
tru did u see tea stood up for herself? that was rly based. is there smth we should do mbe? I’m going back to trying to fix the dishwasher i think
>>552665
there was an option for a repper flag so i used it
Cool
!boymodewng
omg finch it's been so long
!boymodewng
hi
omg hii
!boymodewng
bucket
bucket
Putting out fire with gasoline
I NEED THIS GUY OFF MY SCREEN NOW
The muslim?
>>552635
we could have a full ceremony with me in a kimono and you punishing me for being culturally inappropriate
>>552661
I will be banned if I hornypost but you should flirt with her
.play simpsons japanese jail
>>552677
Would tbh
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552678
i am looking at her butt and doing very normal non horny stuff about it
>>552677
what if u reclaimed blackface from the racists
.play bad homer
>>552622
this is a huge improvement
>>552681
Do horny stuff
>>552682
Based??
>>552682
so true
Mango
.play homer is dead
im making a ytp
>>552680
#kiss
>>552691
Which source
it starts as an old episode of The Price Is Right and quickly derails
>>552692
white lips is less soulful than red lips imo
>>552695
DaThings? THis you?
no im a nobody ytper
You're Finch
>>552696
We are currently approaching 45% liberalism with this post
white ppl have red lips too tho just smoler
Oh hey I remember this clip from Nostalgia Critic
>>552703
We did it, we've reached 45% liberalism here
waow not without u cutie
guh