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tea (phone)
there it is
tea (phone)
the only photo of myself i dont hate
anon
CUTE
tea (phone)
me when my son walks in lookinh like this >>552278 "i must cut his hair immediately."
anon
that pic is super cute tea
anon
and I like your hair
tea (phone)
its old, more than a year old now i think
tea (phone)
honestly i think that haircut kinda nailed it
anon
shows what’s possible though
anon
bangs are good
your lil curls are nice too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552278
ur hairs so pretty like this tho ;-;
anon
isn’t it?!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur so pretty wtf
>>552295
anon
>>552265
pic of booger on her worst day
anon
As little help as this is gonna be, you have the "I can literally do any haircut I want and still look good" face shape.
>>552298
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552295
i mean it fr btw!!
anon
yeah :) I’m glad you are
anon
henlo!
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getting foob
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lets go
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emails done for the day
>>552314
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.play gonna shine up my boots
>>552313
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>>552307
not true
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::hornyposting
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::hornyposting
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552306
bloober will you listen to my alternative country/neo folk album when i make it?
>>552315
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
badass
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i'm not that into country ok
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i also like indie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u like indie musician rose orlando?
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i bought your album...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u did yes :3 it made me very happy when i saw that thank u <3
>>552323
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
itsj ust cos davesprite was telling me i should make a neofolk album
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>>552321
yeeee it was good music
anon
ur good music
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>>552324
::pet
anon
#say musoc
anon
awwww wurf wurf!
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#glgle
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#glegle
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#derrick
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#glegle
anon
meOOOWW
anon
haha XD
anon
I love his energy xD
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
my favorite dog
straw girl
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
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#ksay fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
xD
anon
if I was a borzoi all the day I’d biddy biddy boy. if I were a b or zoi
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>>552345
ur literally next to wales you can't be stumbling on this namme
anon
dogler on a tin roof
anon
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
typing test
no.528
95% Of People Cannot Type This Dog's Name... Are You Fucking Stupid Like Them?
>>552362
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#bpdai are irish people basically the same as welsh people

nah, they're distinct cultures with their own languages and histories. irish gaelic and welsh are both celtic but different branches—irish is goidelic, welsh is brythonic. similar struggles under english rule though.
are irish people basically the same as welsh people
anon
waow
anon
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::fkjldsfdlksjafdsaijkfdsaoijlsadfljksafdlkjisafdsdfajio
anon
so are British
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FUCK DESTROYED BY BPDAI AGAIN
anon
everyone is Irish
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MMODS SEND THEM TO THE PSYCH WARD
anon
KILL BOD AI
no.528
i'm already in the psych ward and i can't be sent to the doubel; psych that's unpossible
>>552369
anon
I HATE BPD AI
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>>552367
i received the most manager reply to the email i was talking about earlier are u ready to hear it
>>552371
anon
the real psych ward was in our minds
>>552373
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>>552371
thank you for being patient, your trainer is this person i have cc'd them

DIDN'T EVEN ASNSWER ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION LMAO
>>552376>>552377
no.528
>>552372
incredible handoff to the next person up the chain
wiping their hands clean of it
>>552378
anon
>>552372
lol down the chain I think
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>>552376
no no it wasn't even a handoff they only cc'd them on their email not mine so the cc'd person has no idea what i was asking
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it's even funnier
no.528
oh jeez............................................
>>552385
anon
oh fugg!! I figured they would
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and literally all i was asking was hey... so... am i still starting on this date or....
anon
>>552298
the only thing I would say is that you might wanna go for side swept bangs or smthn, just try them out
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>>552380
are you gonna shine up your boots?
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are you gonna go into town?
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>>552387
proud of you
anon
ty ty u 2
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i can handle that
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi :o
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552394
wahts up mr darcy
anon
we should all email the stylist like in a movie where everyone shows up for the character who helped everyone
>>552400>>552401
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552399
LMAO no way
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552399
::higurashi
anon
and you get there and we all have signs and stuff saying ‘tea needs a pretty haircut’ and I donate like a special pair of scissors and twinknon a special shampoo and so on
>>552405
anon
=^_^=
mrowrr
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552402
you can have my swird
and my axe1
anon
X) and my comb
and my hairdryer
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>>552403
shrimp are you gonna shine up your boots
anon
>>552403
shrimp are you gonna go into town?
anon
>>552392
I wonder if you could include that nice pic of your old hair too so she can suggest improvements or smth
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
he
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
but maybe
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i'm gonna send him an email explaining what happened first and ask him how he wants to proceed (like he might not feel comfortable going against my mom's wishes if she's gonna be paying).
>>552415
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>>552414
that's so based
anon
could we all like chip in for you to pay for a stylist or smth? or like have a bake sale? god I wish my life was one of those movies
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u shuld do it
>>552419
fujo
>>552418
ok ok i wil land i will report on my progress, im gonna boil wateer :3
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wait why are you boiling water for iced tea
>>552421
fujo
>>552420
i boil like 1.5l of water, put in the tea, and let it cool down in the freezer
0.6451% booger!boymodewng
oh yhou mean like real iced tea
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not sugar ice tea
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that's even more based you're so healthy fujo
anon
bazed
anon
I will too I think
anon
my friend claims there are bad things in tea if you boil it and you should only use somewhat hot water but I’m too lazy and sleepypillwd to look it up
anon
are YOU going to join the tea making gang booger???
anon
or will you be LEFT OUT?!!!!!!
anon
13 likes wow u must have been early
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they're so catty
anon
they need to KISS
no.528
>>552431
they've been public for years i thought
no.528
who could have seen this coming...................................
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"

How can God hate gay people when he's chosen Pride month for the ugliest breakup ever?
"
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lmao i love this comment
anon
that means they’re both emotionally single and vulnerable chat
anon
who are you taking?
no.528
lets goooooooooooooo
no.528
this rocks
no.528
spill the tea sis
no.528
i hate elon but if he's happy to take down trump at the same time all the better for it
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such ingratitutde
>>552457
anon
>I'm going to use autocratic powers to punish you
anon
>oh yeah? well I'm gonna use oligarchic powers to punish YOU
no.528
friends to enemies to lovers
anon
kino
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>>552458
twink anon are you gonna shine up your boots?
>>552462
anon
>>552461
I actually have to put some conditioner on them
no.528
boot conditioner for healthy boot roots
anon
literally yeah
anon
to make the snake scales adhere instead of drying out and flaking up
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are you gonna go into town?
anon
I'm already in town
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are you gonna scrape up twnety dollars and throw it around?
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are you gonna buy you a dance? The first lovely lady that you see?
anon
Actually kind of upset because I have like 600 dollars in cash that I want to deposit but my bank is in Texas lmao
0.6465% booger!boymodewng
And then when your dance is through will you say "will you marry me"
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.play all my exes are in texas
anon
are you a fan of country then bloober
>>552477
no.528
same honestly
no.528
sounds very similar to one of them
anon
>>552477
I will take you to luchenbach texas
no.528
>>552479
that's the one
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i like vvery specific country songs
anon
We will go to Luckenbach so that we can square dance or smthn idk
no.528
i do recall ahyup ahyup
anon
.play luckenbach texas
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
chat
no.528
tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
dont bother me about the formatting i mean the wording
no.528
it's very formal but it would certainly work if u sent it as-is
anon
>>552490
I'd say it looks good albeit formal. IDK I'd prob be more like... "imma get a feminine hairstyle"
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yeah i would not send that tbh
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Hello

blah blah blah came in to discuss certain hairstyles.

I was too shy to speak up but I would actually prefer x styles or whateva
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
that's not how i talk
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
we have an appointment booked, i gotta cancel it
0.6471% booger!boymodewng
i mean yeah but it wasn't a word for word thing it was more like idk
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552498
also what makes you say this
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
they didn't do anything that was not accomodating
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
no problem
shrimp
>>552490
it is very formal but thats fine i think thats a good email
shrimp
nothing wrong with being too formal and respectful
shrimp
any rational person will pick that over having someone yell at them yk
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It's easy to hate the rich but do you have the courage to hate the poor
anon
>>552431
lmfao luv 2 see my enemys fight
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
is it less formal
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i just made it sound like i know 90% less words
anon
its good but i dont think you have to say "i understand if you dont want to accomodate this requiest" or whatever because if that is in fact the case they are peepee little shitheads and should not be afforded that politeness
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yoooooooo rose orlando is washed n showered
anon
"I would like a female haircut instead." period, "thanks for your time."
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552512
i think this is good yeah!
anon
theyre hairdressers if they cant do that simple request they are not good at their job tbh
anon
I think its good to be assertive in these cases.
0.6474% booger!boymodewng
Hi [Blank0

My mom [name] and I came in today to review potential hairstyles and we booked an appointment for Tuesday

As it happens, I am transgender, and my mom told me that we could discuss female hairstyles for me. However, only male hairstyles were discussed and I was too shy to speak up.

I really d on't want a masculine haircut and I really don't want to look like Jim Morrison. I'd love to send female hairstyles that I'd like, but I also understand if you may be uncomfortable going ahead with it.

Sorry for the troublev
>>552523>>552524
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but i think urs is good
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>552521
"its too formal"
>makes it less formal
"well i think u should say [basically my original ver]"
what do i do
>>552525
anon
>>552521
>... really don't want to look like Jim Morrison. Instead i would like one of the women's hairstyles shown in the attached images.
>
>Sorry for the mixup, and thank you for your time!
this is what id do instead
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>>552523
idk i just made it shorter but i mean you do you
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
you guys are making me overthink this he's not gonna care so much about what specific linguistic register i use
>>552561>>552528>>552552
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
sorry not to sound ungrateful i do appreciate the advice
anon
>>552526
Yeah i wouldn't worry too much about that. i dunno
anon
i think politeness gets you a lot of places in life, but i think it can be a little off-putting if it crosses the line into being obsequious
anon
I dont think you have to appologise or anything like that, i think the first half is very respectful and you cana just say "instead, i would like this thing. thanks for understanding"
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clint stevens is live
anon
Theyre a provider of a service, their entire job is catering to people's requests, you are just asking to change the service you're asking for to a slightly different service they offer, it shouldnt be a big deal beyond explaining the source of the confusion in the first place
fujo
>>552512
im so sorry your parents are like this..
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im used to it. thanks fujo c:
>>552538
anon
or u could do smth funny and send them """"""male haircuts"""""" on other trans women
anon
Because by ur moms logic that must be a male haircut xd
>>552562
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i sent it :o
>>552540
fujo
>>552534
idk i just always said no when they asked me to get a haircut and i havent been to a hairdresser for a few years soooo
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
well i did the same until my mom said "you can have a female haircut if you want this time" and i stupidly believed her
anon
>>552537
good luck and im proud of you for asserting yourself!!!
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
really calls question to whether the clothes shopping she said she'd do with me is gonna be the same thing. what a fucking snake.
>>552542
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
18
fujo
idk u could do the funni of like telling her "give me x$" (assuming she was gonna pay for it) and then just go buy stuff yourself
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i can just use my own money. it's so much easier that way.
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
::lie
fujo
do that!
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
::lay
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
idk if theres a pic
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clint stevvens is literally livve and no one even cares what the fuck has happened to this world
>>552554>>552565
anon
>>552551
#change stevens to eastwood
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
anyways i haven't put my work from today on the timesheet because i spent the whole day writing this email and doing nothing rather than doing work so it should be fine
>>552564
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
surely they won't mind if it was technically off the clock
anon
>>552526
based tea confidencemaxxing we were testing you
anon
>>552557
you should put like an hour- didn’t you do something earlier?
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bro why kanye gotta be so funny he's such a bad person
>>552568
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>>552568
that was his tweet to the elon trump beef
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine being a redditor who idolised Elon 5 years ago, wonder how they're coping with the situatiob
>>552579
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552570
He still got Rubio tho
anon
>>552572
here is the timeline.. elon fucks up buying that one election, trump gets grumpy, also elon has spent $13 bil to cut $9 bil of govt budget when be promised $2 tril and then $1 tril. So Trump says elon you gotta go, and elon leaves doge but they both pretend its because of the pecial government employee provision that only allows him to work for 150 days
>>552584>>552640
anon
>>552570
During Pride Month too.... we lost a real power couple....
anon
Now Trump is going to rollback gay marriage out of spite
>>552580
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hope Trump was a bottom
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cause if not, I'll have to retcon a few things from my fanfic
>>552651
anon
>>552571
i am very sad. i liked it when we all were curious what elon was up to because he was doing science or something. now its just so embarassing.
>>552583
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We all are
anon
>>552580
I have relationships with women, and sex with men.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552579
The only good thing that came out of it was the weed clip and "How do you like this, Elon Musk?" memes
anon
>>552574
then trymp releases the big beautiful tax bill, which will raise govt debt by a ton. elon is kinda mad because this is the very thing hes been working against. so he goes on a tv interview and says "the bill can be big, or it can be beautiful, but it can't be both"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Black sience guy has fallen hard
anon
and then elon keeps slipping further and further. next time he said "this is the stupidest bill and i hate it and it sucks weewee" and now he's on to "trump is a pedo and btw i never liked u in the first place trump 😡😡😡😡😡"
>>552589
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wonder what Grimes is up to
anon
hope u are caught up now :3
anon
i hate that we as a society are so drunk on celebrity bullshit that everyone just wants to hear about how the next billionaire is fucking us over. nobody even aspires to "lets try to do good things"
>>552593>>552666
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552591
That's modern society to you, handsome *smacks your ass*
anon
>>552585
I've been waiting for the Deep State to step up to the plate. For real, biggest comeback of the century if the Deep State just straight nixes Trump and Vance
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Watching suicide mouse avi remake rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play epic of gilgamesh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uncle Sam is pretty handsome, imagine the yaoi with John Bull and him
anon
Oh my God they actually are trying to do the manchurian candidate, they want to put Vance in to do the most retarded plot ever. This is fucking hilarious
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do the mario
anon
.play youtube.com/uR7fplHeSt8
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
American politits hit different
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, politits
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>>552610
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>>552610
yeah why?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You sound like you're having a stroke
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
0.6487% booger!boymodewng
why do you want to skip sumerian mytholy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why skip ancient yaoi?
>>552617
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We can watch Overly Sarcastic version if u want
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ishtar was not a "foid" she was a girlboss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552622
IRELAND MENTIONEEEEED
fujo
>>552619
are those teabags inside of a filter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What a chad
anon
yeah…
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rosies so pretty ;-; omg
>>552661
anon
I just wanted black tea
raskolnikov
hello wife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hello Babushka Slayer
>>552632
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know what you did
raskolnikov
I can't live with the guilt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guilty Gear
>>552638
anon
>>552574
how tf did he spend that much I thought he only hired like 200 ppl or smth
anon
Wild
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Break up arc 😔
anon
>>552639
I want to make Bridget my woman....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeeees, succumb to 2D pill
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Become waifulover
anon
nah, I like 3D women too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552649
GG is not about fighting, it's about anime
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552652
A game where you fight people, Mortal Kombat
>>552654
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>>552655
what's punch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your name is fitting
>>552658
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know
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i don't know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah you do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552664
What is your flag brah, no offense just curious
>>552667
anon
>>552591
tru did u see tea stood up for herself? that was rly based. is there smth we should do mbe? I’m going back to trying to fix the dishwasher i think
finch
>>552665
there was an option for a repper flag so i used it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool
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omg finch it's been so long
0.6495% booger!boymodewng
hi
finch
omg hii
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bucket
finch
bucket
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Putting out fire with gasoline
finch
I NEED THIS GUY OFF MY SCREEN NOW
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The muslim?
anon
>>552635
we could have a full ceremony with me in a kimono and you punishing me for being culturally inappropriate
>>552682>>552680
anon
>>552661
I will be banned if I hornypost but you should flirt with her
>>552681
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play simpsons japanese jail
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552678
i am looking at her butt and doing very normal non horny stuff about it
>>552685
kate
.play bad homer
anon
>>552622
this is a huge improvement
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mango
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play homer is dead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552691
Which source
finch
it starts as an old episode of The Price Is Right and quickly derails
>>552697
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552695
DaThings? THis you?
finch
no im a nobody ytper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're Finch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Pretty cute, I see these birdies a lot in the winter
anon
>>552696
We are currently approaching 45% liberalism with this post
anon
white ppl have red lips too tho just smoler
>>552706
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh hey I remember this clip from Nostalgia Critic
anon
>>552703
We did it, we've reached 45% liberalism here
anon
waow not without u cutie
finch
guh

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