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>>554954
how would you know this
Shimp
>>554955
GORE
Shimp
GORE
Shimp
GORE
anon
>>554955 mm ew o

\meow
anon
nononono
anon
>>554955
#slop
anon
#sloppytop
0.6655% booger!boymodewng
mmmmmmmmmm yummy
Shimp
IM CRYING
Shimp
>>554970
#reply kill this user

cooking and eating pet shrimp? absolutely deranged behavior. seek help.
kill this user
0.6658% booger!boymodewng
THIS IS W HAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE ME COMIC SANS
>>554981
0.6659% booger!boymodewng
check your aquarium shrimp...
>>554983
anon
>>554973
#reply bap the little nose off 'em

bap the little nose right off 'em. comic sans rights now or this happens. no negotiations.
bap the little nose off 'em
anon
awh
anon
they hate me
Shimp
shrimple as
Shimp
>>554990
ikr
0.6661% booger!boymodewng
can i have $1 from everyone here
anon
you can have $2 :)
anon
whats ur paypal
0.6663% booger!boymodewng
i don't have paypal
anon
then how am i supposed to give u $2
0.6664% booger!boymodewng
walk?
anon
whats ur addy
0.6665% booger!boymodewng
well that wuld ruin the fun
Shimp
adderal
0.6666% booger!boymodewng
you have to find the address
anon
whats the play tonight? coke? addy?
0.6667% booger!boymodewng
follow the yellow brick road
Shimp
give me adderal
anon
give me nicotine
Shimp
ill trade u 4 sheets of 4mg nic gum for some addy
anon
deal
Shimp
sweet
anon
i dont have addy
anon
what about 40mg of methylphenidate
Shimp
ive been swindled
Shimp
basically the same thing that works
anon
ok yay
Shimp
line going down...
anon
NO! LINE GO UP!!! LINE. GO. UP!!!!
Shimp
this is pretty cool yeah
Shimp
darcy,,
anon
>>555028
no it's a thumbnail i made for a fictional nation i have
anon
no video associated with it
anon
l
kate
I find after following one I get a few ideas for originals after
kate
It's like those how-to-draw anime books from the public library
kate
It's gonna be nice to have white trapdoors that don't cost iron when create mod updates to this
straw girl
good night guys
straw girl
gn wyrms
lain from the mines
is this a blueprint automation
>>555050
kate
>>555049
They seem to be going back and forth and stuff so probably not
kate
Haven't seen a misplace yet though, but good editing would deal with that.
kate
Ah just as I said it
lain from the mines
there it is
lain from the mines
if i were doing this, id have it 'ghost'
then record the replay
then render it out with the nice shaders...
idk if i really buy it
kate
Think the replay mod lets ya do shaders in-post, dunno if that one has modern ports tho it's been a while dince I've used it. Also woah 500 posts until 555555
lain from the mines
aw im gonna mis the 5s
kate
Something I'd try with making a build tutorial, would be have a copy of my player do the other half of a symmetrical build.
lain from the mines
#ai cron job

to set up a cron job, edit the crontab file with `crontab -e`. each line is a job in the format:

`* * * * * command-to-run`

- first asterisk: minute (0-59)
- second: hour (0-23)
- third: day of month (1-31)
- fourth: month (1-12)
- fifth: day of week (0-7, where 0 and 7 are both sunday)

example: run `/home/user/script.sh` every day at 3am:
`0 3 * * * /home/user/script.sh`

save & exit. cron handles the rest. log outputs go to syslog or you can redirect them in the command.
cron job
>>555059
Shimp
>>555058
never heard of that sex act
lain from the mines
its a type of cereal
Shimp
grains do not belong in your sex life
lain from the mines
you never did the oat meal scroach?
kate
Chron is surprisingly difficult to set up on NixOS, like the wiki just says to use systemd stuff instead lol
lain from the mines
#ai nixos

nixos is a linux distro built around the nix package manager and purely functional config. no more dependency hell, no more broken updates. everything is declarative and reproducible. configurations are written in the nix language, which is a purely functional language with laziness. it's a bit of a learning curve but once you grok it, you won't wanna go back to traditional distros. you get atomic upgrades, rollbacks, and the ability to test configs in isolation. downside is documentation can be rough and some software isn't packaged yet, but the nix community moves fast.
nixos
>>555066
Shimp
#ai define scroach

"scroach" isn't a recognized term, but based on vibe, it could mean a gross mix of "scratch" + "roach" (like scratching an itch from something nasty, or relating to roaches). if you meant something else, clarify.
define scroach
kate
>>555064
basically instead of doing apt or pacman or something one at a time you have a config and installing/uninstalling is a matter of adding to or removing from that config, and rebuiding. Very durable. Doesn't randomly break.
>>555069
tea
good night chat
lain from the mines
>>555068
dont encourage him
lain from the mines
>>555071
hello mr. darcy
anon
chat, I’ve developed a thing for the queen from chess
anon
>>555072
tru hopes she’s doing good rn
anon
thank god for unmoderated lichess chat
anon
I would have gotten banned 100%
anon
oooh lucky
anon
do you think the bishop is hot? I do.
anon
Queen >bishop power gap pawn knight castle king
anon
I think the power rankings are like awe nah actually Queen > Pawn > Bishop > King > powergap > Rook > Knight
>>555088
Shimp
The rook is the most pwoerful
>>555085
anon
ooh shrimp fact
anon
there’s something about moving diagonally which just screams sex
>>555092
anon
>>555088
I think you put king too low
kate
>Install mechvibes to add beep boops to typing the terminal
>doesn't do anything
>load minecraft
>it's the only program that mechvibes runs over
>got scared by it for a sec
>>555094
anon
>>555089
It's the ability to work across a distance
anon
The idea that you can DOMINATE the center simply by looking at it
>>555099
anon
BEEP BOOP
anon
Frend showed me this
anon
goes boomboomboom when you type
anon
>>555093
partially the dominance but I don’t see castles as sexy because they’re so direct
>>555105
kate
>>555097
oh hell yeah it's an open source textreme
anon
feels good u like it- idk I’d feel silly using it, or it would be overwhelming maybe
anon
or maybe it would make me get less bored typing idk
anon
still think it’s cool
kate
[Wikipedia]
oh neat it's like inbetween rust and c
anon
>>555099
rooks are too unyielding and vanilla. Like they do one thing, they don't like to try new things, you know?
anon
huh
anon
yes yes very much so well said twinknon
anon
If I am gonna be with someone, they gotta be willing to experiment
anon
the king actually is pretty sexy, I was thinking of him as an infant who just hung around the skirts of the pawns when castled but really he’s a rizzy lil guy with sneaky moves and lots of girls
anon
The king is like a guy that is 5'6 but insists on being a macho dom. Bro the ONLY thing you are dominating is literal midgets (pawns)
>>555115
anon
he’s kind of subby though like if he ever gets checked
anon
He refuses to acknowledge is submissive feelings due to his fragile masculinity
anon
omg this is so sad
anon
but he’s still got good moves
anon
oh? should we think better of the king?
anon
>>555115
we're talking about having sex with chess pieces, this is not a serious discussion
anon
now now twinknon! discussions of sex are some of the most serious- after all, what is there in life but passion?
Shimp
im just saying
Shimp
very hetnorm
anon
the king’s perspective or our view on the king?
anon
I hope we haven’t viewed the king though an inaccurate lens
anon
now theoretically the knights are extremely kinky, but I don’t really find them sexual
anon
where the castles are prudes and cold, the knights just don’t register to me
anon
I can't get over the fact that they are literall horses
anon
mmm that *is*one issue
anon
but also I guess they’re so different from the other pieces
anon
where’s the connection?
anon
I mean, I like using knights
anon
you just use them but you don’t really have feelings for them
#ksay sad
>>555135
anon
But I think you know I think they are into group stuff
anon
Like they operate best with a bunch of pieces around them
anon
that’s somewhat endearing I suppose that they’re sociable
anon
>>555131
In my defense, they don't stick around long either
anon
to me it’s the shape
anon
the queen is an circular prism with points, the king, a circular prism with a dome/cross, the bishops a circular prism with curves and somewhat irregular (most sexy), the pawns prisms which seem not quite to have blossomed into queens yet
anon
but the knights are an alien shape
anon
blocky and angular and with a shape from our world not this geometric circular world
anon
Oh well it depends on the chess set
anon
like all the others might be of the same species but the knight is alien
anon
Nah rook
anon
rook is a different species too
anon
rook sub related to queen, she’s like an alt girl with her scar in the middle of her head
anon
Rook doesn't taper in the middle though
anon
Like it's body is too stocky
anon
I think rook may not be quite as developed as the others
anon
she grows into a queen
anon
True
anon
because you use an upside down rook to represent an extra queen oftentimes
anon
oh nvm I got rook and pawn confused
anon
I think queen is like the matriarch boss babe, successful woman, bishop is like an aunt who never married but slays, rook is a very conservative aunt, pawn is the daughter going out into the world, king is a Japanese sexual harem video game protagonist, knight is like a tentacle monster or something or literal horse
anon
TRVKE
anon
I am prob gonna sleep soon HOWEVER I will ponder this and discuss this later on tomorrow potentially
anon
Because i might have shifted around my rankings
anon
very good, I will look forward to your findings on this matter twinkanon
anon
sleep well sweet prince, or bishop perhaps
anon
I will consider, for now I sleep
anon
and you too sweet shrimp
kate
a
anon
:(
no.528
#meow welcome fellow nonamerican
no.528
god it's good to not live there
no.528
imagine it being night time right now. that's insane
>>555172
fujo
>>555171
i wish it was night time here tbh
fujo
that way i could sleep more
no.528
sleep is difficult to get enough of it's true
no.528
i started going to bed earlier to get more sleep, but all that happened is i wake up earlier by the same amount
no.528
>>555176
\\unicorn running in dark room
#throw
no.528
frightful little goobers
fujo
this is so me
no.528
wandering the halls of long-abandoned manors
>>555185
fujo
image.png
>>555178
other than being visually cluttered, it has the same atmosphere as this
kate
Oh shit it's 1:00 am, gnight nya'll
fujo
nini
0.6670% booger!boymodewng
again, my watch congratulates me for standing up and yet no wormies do
0.6671% booger!boymodewng
SMH
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fake fans
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>>555189
can you give me your thoughts on the ship of thesus paradox
>>555192
nonners
#say beeg yoshi
anon
>>555190
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
anon
#paradox (when two countries each have nuclear weapons, the probability of a direct war between them greatly decreases, but the probability of minor or indirect conflicts between them increases)
anon
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
anon
#paradox (if a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi everyone :pleading_face:
SadChan🍉🍉
I slept too long
SadChan🍉🍉
i hate when u wake up and ur eyes have eye boogers all in the them a
>>555201
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiiii sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
hi rose orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555198
i kinda fuck with the i wont lie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its nice to like get them out my eyes
SadChan🍉🍉
i like sneezing
SadChan🍉🍉
:D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
reaaaal
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
sometimes i sneeze wayyyy too many times in a row tho
nonners from small screen
#ksay yoshiiiiiiij
fujo
hello my fellow 3 letter agency frens
kate
hellooo
fujo
hello boymoderkate how is u
fujo
i just had breakfast
kate
taking my ritalin kinda fucked my up this morning, prob cause i drank yesterday
kate
feel like shit
kate
tried to eat a bit tho, maybe that will help
kate
mood
fujo
why do all boymoders have adhd...
>>555221
kate
brain damage i dunno
anon
>>555218
adhd prohibits girlmode due to a lack of attention span to fashion
>>555224
kate
>>555220
what are you up to this time oh no
anon
i andromode :)
kate
>>555221
since when do you need any amount of attention span to have fashion sense? (not saying that i do tho kek)
>>555226
kate
>>555226
do you think cis girls sit down 4 hours a day and "study" fashion?
>>555230
anon
>>555227
no, they have it instilled into their brains during childhood
>>555231
kate
>>555230
fair enough but like just go outside and look at what people are wearing, its really not that complex
>>555232
anon
it just is ok
kate
i mean ok sure, maybe im too dumb to even notice how complex it is then
anon
ur neurotypical
kate
like that fuckin one idiot curve
>>555237
fujo
crack cocaine!!!
kate
tru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't make me get a job!!
sadmoder
morning libpol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
chat do we think that the reason i cant find ppl who like want to date / put effort into wanting to date me is because i dont pass / am unattractive
or am i just getting dysphoric n depressed
genuine replies only please this is weighing heavily on my mind
>>555245
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555245
but then what is the reason for this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hi goodmorning sadmoder n fujo, happy friday!!
sadmoder
ppl are shitty and evil
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
maybe but many of these same people have other people they will happy put the effort in with so it cant just be a them issue and besdies if im like the consistent factor in it then i must but doing something wrong??
sadmoder
perhaps you are doing something wring but that doesn't equate to you not passing or being unattractive.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but surely if i passed more / was more attractive people would be more forgiving of those things right?
idek what it is im doing wrong, all of my friends have positive things to say about me and no ones ever given me a like "here is why i dont really care about actually moving forward in a relationship with you" so im just kinda aimless about it and this seems like the biggest and most obvious answer to it
sadmoder
are you trying to date emotionally immature people?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean perhaps? its hard to really make that call i have a hard time telling
but i am mostly trying to date people in my age range
sadmoder
your like 22-23?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
22 yeah, turning 23 in a month
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
which is scary also, old shit its over for me....
sadmoder
rose im 27
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well thats different
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its not truly over for everyone else
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
besides 27 is still young
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just over for me is all
sadmoder
:/ i think youre being rough on yourself. is this about the girl who left to do coke with other people or that couple you were getting with
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
about that girl and also the emo boy i hung out with last week
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and its just kinda been a consistent theme for a while
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the couples i like hang out with are actually a lot like, its nicer because theyre already in relationships and so theres not that kinda feeling to it, its more so just like "oh im hanging out with my friends and also we kiss and do stuff together" which is nice
nonners from small screen
>cab driver is trying to make a small talk
>>555271
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can you ask the cab driver if they think the reason people dont take me seriously in relationships is because im ugly??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
(dont ask them this itd probably be awkward)
sadmoder
how are you finding these people? just like at bars and stuff or are you friends before trying to kiss them.
>>555272
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well like from going to things and then also from being friends with other people first and they introduce us n stuff like that
0.6674% booger!boymodewng
>>555266
what do you have against cab drivers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555269
with the girl whos ditched me this weekend she was like kinda already gunning for it when we started dming which was like a lil sudden i thought
we met cos im like moving in with her cos our other friend dropped out due to disagreements with the other person im moving in with
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its complicated, gay ppl are so annoying
sadmoder
its weird to think that im gay ppl now, but its hard to say why people are flakey with you rose.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
you better like gay people, youre one of them!!
sadmoder
i dont know these people that are treating you bad, otherwise id have words for them!
nonners from small screen
#ksay beeeg yoshiii
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk id just like to find someone who like actually wants to date /ME/ ykno? n not just fuck around until someone they actually wanna date coems along
sadmoder
no yeah it makes sense.
nonners from small screen
#ksay yoshiiiiiiiiii
nonners from small screen
thats the sound he makes
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay im going on a rollercoaster, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yippeeeeeeeeeee
nonners from small screen
some girl from my class started talking to e in the hallway i think i shouldve kept the convo going longer...
nonners from small screen
at least i didnt respond with yes/no
nonners from small screen
why am i acoustic
sadmoder
im bad at impromptu convos, im on that nathan fielder type shit
nonners from small screen
when i was younger if someone started a convo i would respond with yes or no and that was it
nonners from small screen
and later i realized youre not supposed to do that, when ppl ask something they dont just want information they actually wanna talk
sadmoder
i feel like sometimes when people ask me things they just want information by i may also be acoustic so idk
nonners from small screen
highly likely
sadmoder
i need to interact with more people at work, i think my coworkers lowkey hate me
nonners from small screen
i hated me previous coworkes but they liked me
sadmoder
howd that come about
nonners from small screen
if im forced to interact with neurotypicals on a daily basis i will end up hating them
sadmoder
yeah that makes sense
sadmoder
can i just ask my coworkers “do you hate me” or is that “unprofessional”
>>555302
nonners from small screen
idk im not the person to ask
sadmoder
i suppose its open to the chat but i think your the only one online
nonners from small screen
probably unprof
sadmoder
>>555302
i dont interact with people, i write bad code that makes their lives harder, im weird
>>555304
sadmoder
>>555304
if this is what based feels like i dont want to be based
fujo
no like you need to start taking pride in making their lives harder, it's a shitty corp probably
sadmoder
lol i see
sadmoder
i think of the corporations operating under capitalism its on the better side but i may be biased.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i need to go do a driving lesson, everyone tell me to check the mirrors a bunch rn
>>555312
sadmoder
gl rose check the mirrors and keep your eyes on the rode
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ty sadGOATer
anon
>>555309
Good luck, always money shift if it isn't your car
sadmoder
clutching is optional
anon
More hayabusa videos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know that reminds of a funny story, sometime ago (back in junior year time) I heard a rumor/talltale about graduates at our faculty (and uni and general) and that it is apparantely a custom to gift professors expensive gifts (as a thank you gesture ig) such as a coffee machine or a Toyota. It's probably fake but it's still on my mind
sadmoder
thats insane, isnt that what tuition is for
>>555322
sadmoder
twinkanon how do you feel about dirt bikes
>>555323
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555319
I ain't got tutition, I get educated for a fee
>>555324
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555324
Yes? That's how education works, if you don't score a budget place you get educated for a yearly pay?
anon
>>555324
Yeah but doing a wheelie on a fatass bike like a hayabusa so you can't even see without leaning around to look
>>555328
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is it different in America?
>>555328
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555328
No, "budget place" means a place in uni student list where you get educated for free + get paid for it
>>555331
sadmoder
>>555329
i thibk that may be different, they wont do that for undergrads (pay them), but grad students get stipends if i am remebering correctly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well I think it's because higher education in Russia follows the Bologna Process which is specific for Europoor countries
sadmoder
>>555330
if youre going to dump the bike just get a used gixxer
finch
fitttts subreddit has me on the verge of running onto a highway why is everyone so pretty
sadmoder
self selection, they dont pass if they arent pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought you posted nsfw in general
finch
really awesome that i got my dad's Big Oaf genes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big Oof
sadmoder
why dont you take hrt and manmode
finch
i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take T and become Ultra Male
finch
yeah i take hrt but im still a moid
sadmoder
little bit of wet repping
finch
im built like chris chan im ngmi so i just manmode
>>555349
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DeepL plz work I need to translate a joke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna be honest if it wasn't for translators I wouldn't have passed uni (cause I'm lazy)
>>555350
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was peeling skin off my shoulders that was peeling off because I was very sunburned. My daughter asked me to give her the pieces of skin so she could put them in a jar and save them. The little girl said she would make a mommy mask after I died so I would always be around. She ended up covering the parrot from next door with the skin and taught it to yell: “GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, I AM A DISFIGURED LIKENESS OF YOURSELF, EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THAT RESEMBLANCE, Satan had his fellow demons and in their eyes he was beautiful, but I am alone and hated by all” - you little fucking Frankenstein, you should have watched cartoons.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
>>555355
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555350
Chadology
Shimp
although id get expensive energy drink
sadmoder
>>555351
satan was an angel and therefore created perfect, so hes hot (catholic teachings)
>>555360
finch
expensive energy drink = gatorate with some sort of upper mixed in
>>555358
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
One day our young son climbed into bed with us and started crying. When we asked what was wrong, he said that a big fat man with a bloody hole in his head was trying to get in through his window.
This man's name was Stas Baretsky, who had once again eaten a can of beer. But it detonated.
Shimp
>>555356
nah just like c4 basically or bang
finch
i drank a c4 at work once and had an allergic reaction and had to go home
>>555361
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555355
Nah, Paradise Lost was a fanfic to make people sin harder (because Satan is actually misunderstood and actually hot and not an ugly demon trust me nrah)
Shimp
>>555359
the actual c4 powerder makes me tingle but the energy drinks dont hehe
Shimp
powerder
Shimp
im so smart
Shimp
powder.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Eating TNT with da homies
sadmoder
i want to try the horse gatorade
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In Russia we don't say "Please shut up", we say "ЗАКРОЙ ЖРАЛЬНИК МУДОЗВОНИЩЕ КАК ВАС ТАКИХ УРОДОВ ТОЛЬКО ЗЕМЛЯ НОСИТ" and that's beautiful
finch
i think a horse should kill me by stomping me into the dirt until i stop moving
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need to eat a 200 mg weed gummy
>>555372
finch
>>555370
i had too much weed several nights ago and had like a four hour long panic attack that felt more like psychosis
>>555375
finch
ive been kinda panicky ever since
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My little brother had an imaginary friend named Roger who lived under the table in our living room with his wife and 9 children. This went on for three years, until one day my brother informed us that Roger was no longer with us - he had been taken away to some camp. But now we have Solzhenitsyn living in our hood, who every fucking time is not lazy to mention that Roger was taken away by the NKVD and Stalin personally shot him, bitch, what a tedious fart.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555372
Are u the same person who had weed allergy and hallucinated Princess Peach throwing up
finch
no
anon
>>555368
They've been trying to hide this from us

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