「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
!boymodewng
>>554954
how would you know this
i own neocaridina
!boymodewng
>>554958
lies
>>554955
GORE
GORE
GORE
>>554955 mm ew o
\meow
!boymodewng
nononono
>>554955
#slop
#sloppytop
!boymodewng
mmmmmmmmmm yummy
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
IM CRYING
>>554970
#reply kill this user
cooking and eating pet shrimp? absolutely deranged behavior. seek help. kill this user
!boymodewng
THIS IS W HAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE ME COMIC SANS
!boymodewng
check your aquarium shrimp...
>>554973
#reply bap the little nose off 'em
bap the little nose right off 'em. comic sans rights now or this happens. no negotiations. bap the little nose off 'em
>>554977
NO THEYRE ALL DEAD
awh
they hate me
WHAT DID U DO
!boymodewng
shrimple as
>>554990
ikr
>>554982
targetcore
!boymodewng
can i have $1 from everyone here
no
you can have $2 :)
!boymodewng
>>554995
:D
whats ur paypal
!boymodewng
i don't have paypal
then how am i supposed to give u $2
!boymodewng
walk?
whats ur addy
!boymodewng
well that wuld ruin the fun
adderal
!boymodewng
you have to find the address
whats the play tonight? coke? addy?
!boymodewng
follow the yellow brick road
give me adderal
give me nicotine
ill trade u 4 sheets of 4mg nic gum for some addy
deal
sweet
i dont have addy
what about 40mg of methylphenidate
ive been swindled
basically the same thing that works
ok yay
line going down...
NO! LINE GO UP!!! LINE. GO. UP!!!!
shimp you'd be hyped https://www.shrimpwelfareproject.org/
this is pretty cool yeah
darcy,,
!boymodewng
>>555019
is that an atrioc video
>>555028
no it's a thumbnail i made for a fictional nation i have
no video associated with it
the guy doesnt exist
>>555033
no need to be so rude
marry space squids.
l
>>555035
\:
I find after following one I get a few ideas for originals after
It's like those how-to-draw anime books from the public library
It's gonna be nice to have white trapdoors that don't cost iron when create mod updates to this
good night guys
gn wyrms
is this a blueprint automation
>>555049
They seem to be going back and forth and stuff so probably not
Haven't seen a misplace yet though, but good editing would deal with that.
Ah just as I said it
there it is
if i were doing this, id have it 'ghost'
then record the replay
then render it out with the nice shaders...
idk if i really buy it
Think the replay mod lets ya do shaders in-post, dunno if that one has modern ports tho it's been a while dince I've used it. Also woah 500 posts until 555555
aw im gonna mis the 5s
Something I'd try with making a build tutorial, would be have a copy of my player do the other half of a symmetrical build.
#ai cron job
to set up a cron job, edit the crontab file with `crontab -e`. each line is a job in the format:
`* * * * * command-to-run`
- first asterisk: minute (0-59)
- second: hour (0-23)
- third: day of month (1-31)
- fourth: month (1-12)
- fifth: day of week (0-7, where 0 and 7 are both sunday)
example: run `/home/user/script.sh` every day at 3am:
`0 3 * * * /home/user/script.sh`
save & exit. cron handles the rest. log outputs go to syslog or you can redirect them in the command. cron job
>>555058
never heard of that sex act
its a type of cereal
grains do not belong in your sex life
you never did the oat meal scroach?
Chron is surprisingly difficult to set up on NixOS, like the wiki just says to use systemd stuff instead lol
#ai nixos
nixos is a linux distro built around the nix package manager and purely functional config. no more dependency hell, no more broken updates. everything is declarative and reproducible. configurations are written in the nix language, which is a purely functional language with laziness. it's a bit of a learning curve but once you grok it, you won't wanna go back to traditional distros. you get atomic upgrades, rollbacks, and the ability to test configs in isolation. downside is documentation can be rough and some software isn't packaged yet, but the nix community moves fast. nixos
#ai define scroach
"scroach" isn't a recognized term, but based on vibe, it could mean a gross mix of "scratch" + "roach" (like scratching an itch from something nasty, or relating to roaches). if you meant something else, clarify. define scroach
>>555064
basically instead of doing apt or pacman or something one at a time you have a config and installing/uninstalling is a matter of adding to or removing from that config, and rebuiding. Very durable. Doesn't randomly break.
good night chat
twinkanon good night to you too dont get banned
>>555066
::thats_scary
>>555068
dont encourage him
WHERE SAEKIIII
>>555068
goodnight
>>555071
hello mr. darcy
chat, I’ve developed a thing for the queen from chess
>>555072
tru hopes she’s doing good rn
thank god for unmoderated lichess chat
I would have gotten banned 100%
oooh lucky
do you think the bishop is hot? I do.
Queen >bishop power gap pawn knight castle king
I think the power rankings are like awe nah actually Queen > Pawn > Bishop > King > powergap > Rook > Knight
The rook is the most pwoerful
ooh shrimp fact
>>555083
naur
>>555085
straya
>>555086
ye
>>555082
so we pretty much agree
there’s something about moving diagonally which just screams sex
>>555088
I think you put king too low
>Install mechvibes to add beep boops to typing the terminal
>doesn't do anything
>load minecraft
>it's the only program that mechvibes runs over
>got scared by it for a sec
>>555089
It's the ability to work across a distance
The idea that you can DOMINATE the center simply by looking at it
>>555091
haha
BEEP BOOP
Frend showed me this
goes boomboomboom when you type
>>555093
partially the dominance but I don’t see castles as sexy because they’re so direct
>>555097
oh hell yeah it's an open source textreme
feels good u like it- idk I’d feel silly using it, or it would be overwhelming maybe
or maybe it would make me get less bored typing idk
still think it’s cool
>>555099
rooks are too unyielding and vanilla. Like they do one thing, they don't like to try new things, you know?
huh
yes yes very much so well said twinknon
If I am gonna be with someone, they gotta be willing to experiment
the king actually is pretty sexy, I was thinking of him as an infant who just hung around the skirts of the pawns when castled but really he’s a rizzy lil guy with sneaky moves and lots of girls
The king is like a guy that is 5'6 but insists on being a macho dom. Bro the ONLY thing you are dominating is literal midgets (pawns)
he’s kind of subby though like if he ever gets checked
He refuses to acknowledge is submissive feelings due to his fragile masculinity
omg this is so sad
but he’s still got good moves
>>555110
this is such a hetnorm perspective
oh? should we think better of the king?
>>555115
we're talking about having sex with chess pieces, this is not a serious discussion
now now twinknon! discussions of sex are some of the most serious- after all, what is there in life but passion?
im just saying
very hetnorm
the king’s perspective or our view on the king?
I hope we haven’t viewed the king though an inaccurate lens
now theoretically the knights are extremely kinky, but I don’t really find them sexual
where the castles are prudes and cold, the knights just don’t register to me
I can't get over the fact that they are literall horses
mmm that *is*one issue
but also I guess they’re so different from the other pieces
where’s the connection?
I mean, I like using knights
you just use them but you don’t really have feelings for them
#ksay sad
But I think you know I think they are into group stuff
Like they operate best with a bunch of pieces around them
that’s somewhat endearing I suppose that they’re sociable
>>555131
In my defense, they don't stick around long either
to me it’s the shape
the queen is an circular prism with points, the king, a circular prism with a dome/cross, the bishops a circular prism with curves and somewhat irregular (most sexy), the pawns prisms which seem not quite to have blossomed into queens yet
but the knights are an alien shape
blocky and angular and with a shape from our world not this geometric circular world
Oh well it depends on the chess set
like all the others might be of the same species but the knight is alien
Nah rook
rook is a different species too
rook sub related to queen, she’s like an alt girl with her scar in the middle of her head
Rook doesn't taper in the middle though
Like it's body is too stocky
I think rook may not be quite as developed as the others
she grows into a queen
True
because you use an upside down rook to represent an extra queen oftentimes
oh nvm I got rook and pawn confused
I think queen is like the matriarch boss babe, successful woman, bishop is like an aunt who never married but slays, rook is a very conservative aunt, pawn is the daughter going out into the world, king is a Japanese sexual harem video game protagonist, knight is like a tentacle monster or something or literal horse
TRVKE
I am prob gonna sleep soon HOWEVER I will ponder this and discuss this later on tomorrow potentially
Because i might have shifted around my rankings
very good, I will look forward to your findings on this matter twinkanon
sleep well sweet prince, or bishop perhaps
I will consider, for now I sleep
and you too sweet shrimp
im alone
a
:(
>>555162
#hug Nuh uh
>>555167
i am not american meow
#meow welcome fellow nonamerican
god it's good to not live there
imagine it being night time right now. that's insane
>>555171
i wish it was night time here tbh
that way i could sleep more
sleep is difficult to get enough of it's true
i started going to bed earlier to get more sleep, but all that happened is i wake up earlier by the same amount
>>555176
\\unicorn running in dark room
#throw
frightful little goobers
this is so me
wandering the halls of long-abandoned manors
>>555178
other than being visually cluttered, it has the same atmosphere as this
Oh shit it's 1:00 am, gnight nya'll
nini
!boymodewng
>>555181
good mornin
!boymodewng
again, my watch congratulates me for standing up and yet no wormies do
!boymodewng
SMH
!boymodewng
fake fans
>>555185
gm
!boymodewng
>>555189
can you give me your thoughts on the ship of thesus paradox
#say beeg yoshi
>>555190
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
#paradox (when two countries each have nuclear weapons, the probability of a direct war between them greatly decreases, but the probability of minor or indirect conflicts between them increases)
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
#paradox (if a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi everyone :pleading_face:
I slept too long
i hate when u wake up and ur eyes have eye boogers all in the them a
!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiiii sadchan
hi rose orlando
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555198
i kinda fuck with the i wont lie
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its nice to like get them out my eyes
i like sneezing
:D
!!UTCPvC12Ac
reaaaal
!!UTCPvC12Ac
sometimes i sneeze wayyyy too many times in a row tho
#ksay yoshiiiiiiij
hello my fellow 3 letter agency frens
hellooo
hello boymoderkate how is u
i just had breakfast
taking my ritalin kinda fucked my up this morning, prob cause i drank yesterday
feel like shit
tried to eat a bit tho, maybe that will help
mood
why do all boymoders have adhd...
brain damage i dunno
>>555218
adhd prohibits girlmode due to a lack of attention span to fashion
>>555220
what are you up to this time oh no
i andromode :)
>>555221
since when do you need any amount of attention span to have fashion sense? (not saying that i do tho kek)
>>555220
i should break into the university and use distcc instead
>>555224
you have to study it
>>555226
do you think cis girls sit down 4 hours a day and "study" fashion?
>>555225
good idea
>>555227
no, they have it instilled into their brains during childhood
>>555230
fair enough but like just go outside and look at what people are wearing, its really not that complex
>>555231
yes it is
it just is ok
i mean ok sure, maybe im too dumb to even notice how complex it is then
ur neurotypical
like that fuckin one idiot curve
>>555236
* dunning kruger
crack cocaine!!!
tru
Don't make me get a job!!
morning libpol
murnonging sadmoder
!!UTCPvC12Ac
chat do we think that the reason i cant find ppl who like want to date / put effort into wanting to date me is because i dont pass / am unattractive
or am i just getting dysphoric n depressed
genuine replies only please this is weighing heavily on my mind
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555245
but then what is the reason for this
!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hi goodmorning sadmoder n fujo, happy friday!!
ppl are shitty and evil
!!UTCPvC12Ac
maybe but many of these same people have other people they will happy put the effort in with so it cant just be a them issue and besdies if im like the consistent factor in it then i must but doing something wrong??
perhaps you are doing something wring but that doesn't equate to you not passing or being unattractive.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but surely if i passed more / was more attractive people would be more forgiving of those things right?
idek what it is im doing wrong, all of my friends have positive things to say about me and no ones ever given me a like "here is why i dont really care about actually moving forward in a relationship with you" so im just kinda aimless about it and this seems like the biggest and most obvious answer to it
are you trying to date emotionally immature people?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean perhaps? its hard to really make that call i have a hard time telling
but i am mostly trying to date people in my age range
your like 22-23?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
22 yeah, turning 23 in a month
!!UTCPvC12Ac
which is scary also, old shit its over for me....
rose im 27
!!UTCPvC12Ac
well thats different
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its not truly over for everyone else
!!UTCPvC12Ac
besides 27 is still young
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just over for me is all
:/ i think youre being rough on yourself. is this about the girl who left to do coke with other people or that couple you were getting with
!!UTCPvC12Ac
about that girl and also the emo boy i hung out with last week
!!UTCPvC12Ac
and its just kinda been a consistent theme for a while
!!UTCPvC12Ac
the couples i like hang out with are actually a lot like, its nicer because theyre already in relationships and so theres not that kinda feeling to it, its more so just like "oh im hanging out with my friends and also we kiss and do stuff together" which is nice
>cab driver is trying to make a small talk
!!UTCPvC12Ac
can you ask the cab driver if they think the reason people dont take me seriously in relationships is because im ugly??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
(dont ask them this itd probably be awkward)
how are you finding these people? just like at bars and stuff or are you friends before trying to kiss them.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
well like from going to things and then also from being friends with other people first and they introduce us n stuff like that
!boymodewng
>>555266
what do you have against cab drivers
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555269
with the girl whos ditched me this weekend she was like kinda already gunning for it when we started dming which was like a lil sudden i thought
we met cos im like moving in with her cos our other friend dropped out due to disagreements with the other person im moving in with
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its complicated, gay ppl are so annoying
its weird to think that im gay ppl now, but its hard to say why people are flakey with you rose.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
you better like gay people, youre one of them!!
i dont know these people that are treating you bad, otherwise id have words for them!
#ksay beeeg yoshiii
!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk id just like to find someone who like actually wants to date /ME/ ykno? n not just fuck around until someone they actually wanna date coems along
no yeah it makes sense.
#ksay yoshiiiiiiiiii
thats the sound he makes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay im going on a rollercoaster, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yippeeeeeeeeeee
some girl from my class started talking to e in the hallway i think i shouldve kept the convo going longer...
at least i didnt respond with yes/no
why am i acoustic
im bad at impromptu convos, im on that nathan fielder type shit
when i was younger if someone started a convo i would respond with yes or no and that was it
>>555245
im existing mostly
>>555288
thats netural :|
and later i realized youre not supposed to do that, when ppl ask something they dont just want information they actually wanna talk
i feel like sometimes when people ask me things they just want information by i may also be acoustic so idk
highly likely
i need to interact with more people at work, i think my coworkers lowkey hate me
i hated me previous coworkes but they liked me
howd that come about
if im forced to interact with neurotypicals on a daily basis i will end up hating them
yeah that makes sense
can i just ask my coworkers “do you hate me” or is that “unprofessional”
idk im not the person to ask
i suppose its open to the chat but i think your the only one online
probably unprof
>>555298
why do you think they hate you in the first placse
>>555302
i dont interact with people, i write bad code that makes their lives harder, im weird
>>555303
thats so based honestly
>>555304
if this is what based feels like i dont want to be based
no like you need to start taking pride in making their lives harder, it's a shitty corp probably
lol i see
i think of the corporations operating under capitalism its on the better side but i may be biased.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i need to go do a driving lesson, everyone tell me to check the mirrors a bunch rn
gl rose check the mirrors and keep your eyes on the rode
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ty sadGOATer
>>555309
Good luck, always money shift if it isn't your car
clutching is optional
More hayabusa videos
Gay
You know that reminds of a funny story, sometime ago (back in junior year time) I heard a rumor/talltale about graduates at our faculty (and uni and general) and that it is apparantely a custom to gift professors expensive gifts (as a thank you gesture ig) such as a coffee machine or a Toyota. It's probably fake but it's still on my mind
thats insane, isnt that what tuition is for
twinkanon how do you feel about dirt bikes
>>555319
I ain't got tutition, I get educated for a fee
>>555321
not really my thing but I can see the appeal
>>555322
yes you pay the institution tuition and get educated
>>555323
iv never ridden one but they look fun (more wheely potential)
>>555324
Yes? That's how education works, if you don't score a budget place you get educated for a yearly pay?
>>555324
Yeah but doing a wheelie on a fatass bike like a hayabusa so you can't even see without leaning around to look
Is it different in America?
>>555327
no, i think budget place would be like a scholarship. i think we may be talking past one another
>>555326
that sounds awful
>>555328
No, "budget place" means a place in uni student list where you get educated for free + get paid for it
>>555328
yeah awfully badass
>>555329
i thibk that may be different, they wont do that for undergrads (pay them), but grad students get stipends if i am remebering correctly
Well I think it's because higher education in Russia follows the Bologna Process which is specific for Europoor countries
>>555330
if youre going to dump the bike just get a used gixxer
fitttts subreddit has me on the verge of running onto a highway why is everyone so pretty
self selection, they dont pass if they arent pretty
I thought you posted nsfw in general
really awesome that i got my dad's Big Oaf genes
Big Oof
why dont you take hrt and manmode
i do
>ntf reppressor flag
Take T and become Ultra Male
yeah i take hrt but im still a moid
>>555341
>nft
little bit of wet repping
im built like chris chan im ngmi so i just manmode
DeepL plz work I need to translate a joke
I'm gonna be honest if it wasn't for translators I wouldn't have passed uni (cause I'm lazy)
>>555346
*gropes your tummy*
>>555348
what did you study
I was peeling skin off my shoulders that was peeling off because I was very sunburned. My daughter asked me to give her the pieces of skin so she could put them in a jar and save them. The little girl said she would make a mommy mask after I died so I would always be around. She ended up covering the parrot from next door with the skin and taught it to yell: “GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, I AM A DISFIGURED LIKENESS OF YOURSELF, EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THAT RESEMBLANCE, Satan had his fellow demons and in their eyes he was beautiful, but I am alone and hated by all” - you little fucking Frankenstein, you should have watched cartoons.
Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
>>555350
Chadology
>>555316
i would do this
although id get expensive energy drink
>>555351
satan was an angel and therefore created perfect, so hes hot (catholic teachings)
expensive energy drink = gatorate with some sort of upper mixed in
One day our young son climbed into bed with us and started crying. When we asked what was wrong, he said that a big fat man with a bloody hole in his head was trying to get in through his window.
This man's name was Stas Baretsky, who had once again eaten a can of beer. But it detonated.
>>555356
nah just like c4 basically or bang
i drank a c4 at work once and had an allergic reaction and had to go home
>>555355
Nah, Paradise Lost was a fanfic to make people sin harder (because Satan is actually misunderstood and actually hot and not an ugly demon trust me nrah)
>>555359
the actual c4 powerder makes me tingle but the energy drinks dont hehe
powerder
im so smart
powder.
Eating TNT with da homies
i want to try the horse gatorade
In Russia we don't say "Please shut up", we say "ЗАКРОЙ ЖРАЛЬНИК МУДОЗВОНИЩЕ КАК ВАС ТАКИХ УРОДОВ ТОЛЬКО ЗЕМЛЯ НОСИТ" and that's beautiful
i think a horse should kill me by stomping me into the dirt until i stop moving
Need to eat a 200 mg weed gummy
>>555370
i had too much weed several nights ago and had like a four hour long panic attack that felt more like psychosis
ive been kinda panicky ever since
My little brother had an imaginary friend named Roger who lived under the table in our living room with his wife and 9 children. This went on for three years, until one day my brother informed us that Roger was no longer with us - he had been taken away to some camp. But now we have Solzhenitsyn living in our hood, who every fucking time is not lazy to mention that Roger was taken away by the NKVD and Stalin personally shot him, bitch, what a tedious fart.
>>555372
Are u the same person who had weed allergy and hallucinated Princess Peach throwing up
no
>>555368
They've been trying to hide this from us