「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>555368
Look like pre-workout, I want to snort a line or two
>>555377
they feed us poison while outlawing our medicine
i actually drink preworkout everyday instead of coffee cause im just built different
and coffee and energy drinks hurt my stummy
ive been eating at a calorie deficit lately and ive lost several pounds over a few weeks but i wish it would go faster i fucking hate being fat
>>555381
The why are you drinking them
coffee is yummy
Wake up, make a big glass of estrogenized piss with horse electrolytes mixed in
Wake up, take a shit, get up from bed, make the wife clean it
>>555382
amd even if i do end up somehow not giving up ill probably have loose skin and ill have stretch marks forever
Autsin Powers reference
autism powers
Me asf
>>555387
i got stretchmarks
>>555383
wdym
why wouldnt i drink caffine
but i never broke 170
Because your tummy hurts
i have severely unmedicated adhd
oh thats only from coffee
cause its so acidic
When I drink energy drinks the only thing that hurts for me is my heart but that bitch better shut the fuck up and trust the plan
same with carbon bevvies
>>555394
im trying to get down to 170 from 240 so far im at like 233 and its only been a few weeks
>>555399
alarming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust the plan
>>555401
that sounds like good progress, iv always had trouble gaining weight
>>555403
is that you Q
yeah but is it sustainable
>>555405
Qanon
2lb/week is sustainable and healthy
i always end up having a mental healtj episode and stopping self care and gaining it all back
I was on hormones for whole 2 months and they gave me insane stretch marks all over the body, like legit red lines that look like sh scars
>>555409
its hard its not easy. not to mention that after you do reach your weight, you will still always have to eat at a deficit compared to now its not easy tbh
the deficit isnt actually that hard i just have to think a little before i eat something
yeah i just know how easy it is to not think yk. ive struggled with weight a lot
big part of the reason i got so fat is because i would just like snack on stuff without thinking and then id end up eating like 3k calories a day
T shot.... hurts :(.....
>>555410
i got stretch marks before hormones
Do you do any athletics?
>>555410
oh wow
>>555418
It's esp. bad on my stomach cause it looks like I have rivers flowing on me and my arms because they're flabby and it looks bad it looks bad god damn it
>>555417
i use to, but also thats outta the question now lol
>>555417
no i need to tho. the closest 24 hour gas dtation to me is 4 miles so ive been working up to walking there and back
3 entire milligrams of oral estradiol ahahaaaaahahaha
Take more
lmfao i need to start diy this shit is fucked
get on injections girl wtf your doctor doing
Why is diy hrt yellow? Legit question
I don't think regular hrt is yellow
how yellow
i only walk at night because i hate being seen
i feel like my vials have a slight yellow tint
Uhhh
Piss yellow
>>555434
yuppie.....
>>555433
thats too yellow
That's what I saw
>>555434
n-no....
>>555438
he feels pain
Maybe not what Otokonoko pharmacies sell but still
im imagining that a syringe of estrogen looks kinda like chronos from katana zero
meow
When I was recovering from colitis in 2020 I had to get daily anti-allergy injections in my ass (my mom made them). I hated them at first but then I got addicted and would beg her to give me a shot asps
woof
111 posts.... who willget it....
>>555439
that's... that's gore of my comfort character....
>>555446
your comfort character made a delicious egg salad sandwhich yesterday
good morning twinkanon
oh no good morning for shimp....
fuck u shimp
no its ok you dont gotta force it i understand
I WANT THE GET I DESERVE IT
>>555449
Hello, I was in an awfully bizarre mood last night!
>>555452
now thats what im talking about #hug fuck you too
555555 will be MINE
>>555457
::pat
Crush Kill Destroy Swag
>>555457
but seriously good morning
::hai
how do i get rid of moid brain
good morning tea
>>555461
mhm goodmorning hi hi
>>555462
Call Dr. Frankenstein
>>555456
i am not about to get banned but it was cute
>>555466
him or his monster
>>555464
>she doesn't know
>>555468
Are you dumb
very >>555470
>>555467
Good! Just wanted to make sure I didn't weird you out
I saw a Skyrim sweet roll at the store yesterday
hai guys ;D
>>555462
i think thats what sissy hypno is for
hi romeo
>>555475
ROMEO ARE YOU SRS OR J
>>555471
::vivi pepsi
#throw
i am very slash srs
>>555462
by meeting me!
who is this person with the gay indian flag
my fucking cat keeps rubbing his head against my hand and making me make spelling mistakes
>>555475
::hai
>>555482
The what
Who??
on my phone the flag looks like a weird pride flag and also a bit like the indian flag
>>555482
The gay indian flag
I have been thinking that for a while lol
>>555488
Why are you talking about
The twink flag looks like an Indian flag
>>555489
holy shit ur rite
The tricolor with a thingie in the middle
France has fallen....
a wheel?
You can't see it but it's two DUDE symbols
THE BUDDHA
>>555491
i see the resemblance a little bit
SEE
That doesn't look like indian flag
on my phone it looks like the indian flag
What kind of phone do you have, Nokia?
i have a regular smartphone i just have bad eyes
Real ones post from LG fridge
>>555483
based, I would do that too
>>555501
colorblinx
>>555504
im posting from my smarttv rn
>>555483
rub your head against their paws to show them how it feels. instill empathy
yo <50
>>555507
colorblindness more common in men so id believe it
posting from my motorola razr (the kind with the flip-down keyboard)
>>555512
shut up
posting from behind a trash can
im posting on my computer
>>555510
lmfao
wow ofcourse you would shrimp
>>555521
im pretending shimpbis a verb in this sentence
>>555508
why does the star have a notch in its eyebrow
>>555521
i would!!!!
>>555523
because according to austin folklore, the first pilgrims found austin when they were following a star to the west. however, they couldnt tell the different stars apart, so one pilgrim named jebediah jebedee threw his axe at the star and put a notch in it so that they could tell which one they had to follow
>>555523
texans are too stupid to notice it
>>555516
who are you to deny me my maleness
>>555522
Shrimp is a verb!
God damn it let me post an image
>>555527
god
>>555527
Me, now get over here so I can make you my woman
>>555528
it will be once i get my hands on you
horny posting tsktsk
>>555532
*shrimps out of your grasp*
aw shucks
what
#ksay shinp
Oh come on
why
stop
wasting numbers
i live wasting numbers
that was weird
my internet is in a mood right now
LOLOLLOOLOL
Less goooo checks
.play desiigner at the aquarium
>>555548
this man is interfacing from a boat
yup its mine as usual as always i always get it im the getter thats me shirmp im the get #oracle () june 6th 2025 year of the shrimp #oracle ()
congratulations shinp. the most skilled brainworms user. also super cool and awesome.
fuck
FUCK
>>555555
#check (checked)
>>555555
im saying you wrote a script
>>555555
sleep with one eye open.
STOLEN GET
>>555553
maybe, maybe
>>555561
Some stupid gay ass dystopia. Probably the globohomos flag after they put ever GAWD FEARING CHRISTIAN in gay jail
>>555561
bill cypher
YEAR OF THE SHRIMP
>>555567
#ksay year of the shshshshsh
one time i was in an aquarium and there were all these little anemanes in the water and i reached my hand in and one of them grabbed me
Eating shrimp tonight
>>555574
yeah you put it right in the console no need for an extensions
>>555572
that ones pretty, ive never seen it before
>>555575
see all i do is wait until there 2 posts and do an empty post followed by the get because ppl just seem to wait for the post just before the get
>>555576
It's Novosibirsk flag
>>555573
largest freshwater lake in the world
i have a super old flag encyclopedia from2003
>>555577
ok yeah thag makes sense but im a sore loser so
its a live board u can like SEE when ull get the get
hehe
its ok
>>555580
Look at this one, it's Zheleznogorsk flag. Goes pretty hard
>>555581
#hug
>>555586
#hug
my tummy hurt
>>555585
ts so hard 🥀
>>555556
#kiss thank u u r the only one who celebrated me instead of deriding me
>>555588
*punches you in the toe*
wow violence
heya back from having to do work bullshit
>>555595
we were talking about you
>>555591
i even said good morning :o
>>555596
Oh my science how diverse
>>555598
you did!
tbh I feel like aight I agree with the little transgender arrow, but I am gonna be real, the inclusion of the black pride colors and the indigenous cirrcle that is just too many motifs
>>555596
this flag is so overdesigned
>>555597
you where? why?
meow
>>555602
intersex*
>>555599
:3
>>555606
what, I thought that circle was for native americans or whatev
>>555596
The one with Ireland is better
lmao
true tbh
>>555608
Native Americans are represnted by feathers usually
>>555608
no
>>555613
lmao
Still I think it's too many motifs
Didn't they also plan to add Ukraine to the flag
Back in 2022
i think the new pride flag should just have a bunch of text on it explaining how the queers are actually the new world order
like I'll be frank, I'd say like I think it's good to be frank reynolds from it's always sunny in Philadelphia
>>555616
i think that was a meme or even explicitly a /pol/ psyop, if i recall
>>555619
hi frank
Maybe
Trans men be like "Let me be Frank"
they added that flag to /lgbt/ this month >>555616
>>555623
skjhgdfk
>>555616
they should add a heart on it i think and maybe some kittens
>>555612
this is not representing native americans, its like a blanket for 3rd genders from native american cultures
>>555624
i thought they didn't ever update it since the first time
>>555629
AGENDER MENTIONED AGENDER MENTIONED WOOO
the agender agenda
Yeah
>>555629
oh oops i thought rhe woke flag was new
>>555628
2 Spirited?
i havent been on 4ch in a while
should we add new custom flags
if someone wants to make one they can though i guess ask first to see if we want to add it
>>555634
yes but ive never heard it in the conjugation "two spirited" only "two spirit"
>>555638
i didnt make this but i found the manmoder flag on /lgbt/
>>555640
is this the BoringTrans flag
>>555638
Randalsexual (NOT superstraight)
>>555637
that's... that's beautiful
>>555640
i guess we could add uhhhh....well......hmmm.........
no its cool we have femboy pride we need pride for those who are unfortunatly less feminine (me)
>>555642
super straight flag
>>555642
wooly bear caterpillar flag
Augghhhhh
Okay, I'll explain: orange = Randal's beautiful hair, white = his shirt collar, black = his unifrom
>>555638
omnisexual?
>>555650
we need omnisexual, pansexual, polysexual, and ultrasexual
What about my flag which is just a bunch of chess pieces
my flag is a picture of my elderly neighbor taken stealthily through his kitchen window
i remember rose wanted a boygirl flag but idk
>>555652
Don't you already have pansexual? I saw it
>>555636
if you're going to add the 'map' flag i'll leave this site forever and commit unspeakable things.
>>555656
probably
>>555657
lol obviously we would not do that
See, right here
pansexual flaf
>>555660
u should b a sailor
>>555659
good admin~
super straight flag
>>555662
Sailor Moon
yeag
the pansexual FlalF
It's not superstriaght flag I will kill all of you (in Minecraft)
my life a youtube poop
the pan flag is so pretty
my life is like a bibeo game
I think it's funny that when tasked with making a superstraight flag they went with pornhub colors, which like
we need a hon flag
transbian flag
i think those exist hold on
>>555673
Actually, orange and black are George's ribbon colors
can we get an ogrehon bad optics flag
>>555674
we removed it from the set. or rather one of our former admins did
mtf tomboy flag
>>555679
fml how am i supposed to be annoying now
You should add an option to have 2 flags at the same time (gender and orientation)
>>555682
yes i agree
>>555682
i considered adding that
idk how hard that would be to implement though
You should add the option to stack on as many flags as possible
until it goes off the screen
Me neither but I think not harder than one
a red flag only for twinkanon
I would NOT need a red flag
Jail flag for Twinknon (banned for hornyposting)
hypersexual flag for twanon
>>555690
its applied automatically
flag for passoid
anyone remember hypnoanon
How about hetero- and homolexible flags?
guys i think i did it
everything is going according to plan
>>555695
oh now that you say it, yes
wonder what happened to them
twinkhon flag
i hate twinks i bully them
>>555701
Neapolitan ice cream looking flag
sucks being a twinkhon.... >>555701
>>555703
You wouldn't bully me!!!
Bully him more, he will cum
>>555703
hiii
chaser flag
giw iwas a twibkhon
>>555706 gimme your lunch money nerd
>>555705
*slaps your ass* shut it woman
>>555709
Looks awesome tbh
>>555712
#edit CENSOR THIS
bisexual flag
i wish i was a twink but my dad has like gamestop employee genes so i ended up with a metabolism comparable to that of a koala
>>555711
o-okay
CRUMB SNATCHER AHAHAHAHAHAH
boymodder flag
guys pick a number from 1 to 65 and ill color that page in my jumbo edition hello kitty coloring book
>>555716
I wish I was uwu short
>>555720
69
>>555720
62
>>555720
37
i hate being a lardass with linebacker shoulders so much
I love being a fat fuck
i will do all those pages
>>555727
so true
i hate being a man i wish i was a woman
being chubby has helped me pass better tbh
I would be a casanova if I wasn't fat n ugly but at least women don't chase me so I can be with Randal in piece
>>555730
girl in trip
>>555730
me
>>555733
i dont understand
woman
i dont understand
im one of few real men in this chat
WOMAN DETECTED
if i get trips ill buy cute outfits ohhh no way holy shit
>>555731
*squishes your tummy*
>>555738
Pissing all by yourself handsome
>>555734
::hug
>>555738
I would actually fold you in half and make you my woman
Prison
randalfag sent to prison after stalking randal for 3 years
Actually, they should add 3 optional flags (the extra is for top/bottom)
>>555744
#smartreply is this misogynistic or just rapey
This statement is both misogynistic *and* rapey, reflecting a deeply troubling mindset that objectifies and dehumanizes women.
1. **Misogynistic Elements**:
- The phrase "make you my woman" implies ownership, reducing the hypothetical woman to a possession rather than an autonomous individual with agency. This aligns with patriarchal notions where women are seen as subordinate to male dominance.
- The assertion of control ("I would... make you") disregards consent or mutual desire, reinforcing oppressive gender dynamics in which men believe they have the right to impose their will on women.
2. **Rapey Undertones**:
- "Fold you in half" suggests physical domination without regard for the other person's comfort or willingness—a phrasing disturbingly reminiscent of coercive sexual violence fantasies.
- There is no indication of reciprocity or respect; instead, it frames intimacy (or assault) as something done *to* someone rather than *with* them, which fits into broader rape culture narratives where aggression is normalized under the guise of masculinity.
### Conclusion:
The statement isn’t just problematic—it reflects dangerous attitudes that contribute to real-world harm against women by perpetuating entitlement over their bodies and autonomy. It crosses multiple ethical boundaries simultaneously: misogyny (hatred/disrespect toward women), objectification (treating a person as an instrument for one’s desires), and implied sexual coercion (rape-adjacent language). Anyone hearing this should recognize it not as hyperbole but as a glaring red flag signaling harmful beliefs about power and gender relations. is this misogynistic or just rapey
>>555744
you couldnt fold me in half. too fat. maybe a 45 degree angle
>>555750
I would. Then I would lick your neck and squish your tummy
Say your prayers, Weezer
>>555749
its fine we cool
#TwinknonIsOverParty
>>555752
noo rivers cuomo matt sharp brian bell and patrick wilson
>>555754
They can't cancel me, comedy is legal again
>>555755
ilove weezer
>>555757
Trumplon is over :(
oo wee oo
my boyfriend is a mysoginist chaser
im gonna be blunt, youre mostly ok but the constant hornyposting is annoying as fuark, and the "REDACTED FOR" is not better in any way shape or form
>>555758
ive seen them live 6 times and i used to be in rivers cuomo's little internet chatroom with maybe a dozen other fans lol
>>555761
that's wild work, I should be allowed to hornypost about how I would (redacted for hornyposting) strawgirl's boyfriend until he is a good submissive boy. That is liberal praxis
No
>>555762
Would you rather prefer the Hazbin Hotel approach
>>555764
twinknon noooooooooo they will cansel u ;-;
They can't handle liberalism on liberal politics dot org
>>555763
im a weezer fanclub member </3
rhe coloring page is going very well
>>555766
>the Hazbin Hotel approach
the what now
my childlike whimsy and joy
>>555771
PENIS FUCK PUSSY SHIT
>>555755
Rivers Cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
btw
>>555775
Based
>>555774
id rather not have the constant reminder of being sexualized in their mind, just that
i like being treated as a sex object it is very gender affirming
I should make taquitos
>>555779
you're worth more than that
please do so as long as you share them with me >>555780
>>555781
i am worth about 10-15 dollars
#tag (link to booru image) liberalism
sometimes less
>>555775
Rivers Cuomo Balloon Incident
>>555783
its very much the 'validation at all costs' fallacy you're falling into here.. just.. don't
any schadenfreudmoders in chat???
.play vocaloid shadenfreude
we're eating good today
>>555786
Rivers Cuomo used to paint what looked like tunnels onto the sides of brick walls