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no.528
>>555176
\\unicorn running in dark room
#throw
no.528
frightful little goobers
fujo
this is so me
no.528
wandering the halls of long-abandoned manors
>>555185
fujo
image.png
>>555178
other than being visually cluttered, it has the same atmosphere as this
kate
Oh shit it's 1:00 am, gnight nya'll
fujo
nini
0.6670% booger!boymodewng
again, my watch congratulates me for standing up and yet no wormies do
0.6671% booger!boymodewng
SMH
0.6672% booger!boymodewng
fake fans
0.6673% booger!boymodewng
>>555189
can you give me your thoughts on the ship of thesus paradox
>>555192
nonners
#say beeg yoshi
anon
>>555190
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
anon
#paradox (when two countries each have nuclear weapons, the probability of a direct war between them greatly decreases, but the probability of minor or indirect conflicts between them increases)
anon
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
anon
#paradox (if a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi everyone :pleading_face:
SadChan🍉🍉
I slept too long
SadChan🍉🍉
i hate when u wake up and ur eyes have eye boogers all in the them a
>>555201
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiiii sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
hi rose orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555198
i kinda fuck with the i wont lie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its nice to like get them out my eyes
SadChan🍉🍉
i like sneezing
SadChan🍉🍉
:D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
reaaaal
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
sometimes i sneeze wayyyy too many times in a row tho
nonners from small screen
#ksay yoshiiiiiiij
fujo
hello my fellow 3 letter agency frens
kate
hellooo
fujo
hello boymoderkate how is u
fujo
i just had breakfast
kate
taking my ritalin kinda fucked my up this morning, prob cause i drank yesterday
kate
feel like shit
kate
tried to eat a bit tho, maybe that will help
kate
mood
fujo
why do all boymoders have adhd...
>>555221
kate
brain damage i dunno
anon
>>555218
adhd prohibits girlmode due to a lack of attention span to fashion
>>555224
kate
>>555220
what are you up to this time oh no
anon
i andromode :)
kate
>>555221
since when do you need any amount of attention span to have fashion sense? (not saying that i do tho kek)
>>555226
kate
>>555226
do you think cis girls sit down 4 hours a day and "study" fashion?
>>555230
anon
>>555227
no, they have it instilled into their brains during childhood
>>555231
kate
>>555230
fair enough but like just go outside and look at what people are wearing, its really not that complex
>>555232
anon
it just is ok
kate
i mean ok sure, maybe im too dumb to even notice how complex it is then
anon
ur neurotypical
kate
like that fuckin one idiot curve
>>555237
fujo
crack cocaine!!!
kate
tru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't make me get a job!!
sadmoder
morning libpol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
chat do we think that the reason i cant find ppl who like want to date / put effort into wanting to date me is because i dont pass / am unattractive
or am i just getting dysphoric n depressed
genuine replies only please this is weighing heavily on my mind
>>555245
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555245
but then what is the reason for this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hi goodmorning sadmoder n fujo, happy friday!!
sadmoder
ppl are shitty and evil
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
maybe but many of these same people have other people they will happy put the effort in with so it cant just be a them issue and besdies if im like the consistent factor in it then i must but doing something wrong??
sadmoder
perhaps you are doing something wring but that doesn't equate to you not passing or being unattractive.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but surely if i passed more / was more attractive people would be more forgiving of those things right?
idek what it is im doing wrong, all of my friends have positive things to say about me and no ones ever given me a like "here is why i dont really care about actually moving forward in a relationship with you" so im just kinda aimless about it and this seems like the biggest and most obvious answer to it
sadmoder
are you trying to date emotionally immature people?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean perhaps? its hard to really make that call i have a hard time telling
but i am mostly trying to date people in my age range
sadmoder
your like 22-23?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
22 yeah, turning 23 in a month
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
which is scary also, old shit its over for me....
sadmoder
rose im 27
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well thats different
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its not truly over for everyone else
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
besides 27 is still young
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just over for me is all
sadmoder
:/ i think youre being rough on yourself. is this about the girl who left to do coke with other people or that couple you were getting with
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
about that girl and also the emo boy i hung out with last week
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and its just kinda been a consistent theme for a while
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the couples i like hang out with are actually a lot like, its nicer because theyre already in relationships and so theres not that kinda feeling to it, its more so just like "oh im hanging out with my friends and also we kiss and do stuff together" which is nice
nonners from small screen
>cab driver is trying to make a small talk
>>555271
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can you ask the cab driver if they think the reason people dont take me seriously in relationships is because im ugly??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
(dont ask them this itd probably be awkward)
sadmoder
how are you finding these people? just like at bars and stuff or are you friends before trying to kiss them.
>>555272
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well like from going to things and then also from being friends with other people first and they introduce us n stuff like that
0.6674% booger!boymodewng
>>555266
what do you have against cab drivers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555269
with the girl whos ditched me this weekend she was like kinda already gunning for it when we started dming which was like a lil sudden i thought
we met cos im like moving in with her cos our other friend dropped out due to disagreements with the other person im moving in with
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its complicated, gay ppl are so annoying
sadmoder
its weird to think that im gay ppl now, but its hard to say why people are flakey with you rose.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
you better like gay people, youre one of them!!
sadmoder
i dont know these people that are treating you bad, otherwise id have words for them!
nonners from small screen
#ksay beeeg yoshiii
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk id just like to find someone who like actually wants to date /ME/ ykno? n not just fuck around until someone they actually wanna date coems along
sadmoder
no yeah it makes sense.
nonners from small screen
#ksay yoshiiiiiiiiii
nonners from small screen
thats the sound he makes
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay im going on a rollercoaster, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yippeeeeeeeeeee
nonners from small screen
some girl from my class started talking to e in the hallway i think i shouldve kept the convo going longer...
nonners from small screen
at least i didnt respond with yes/no
nonners from small screen
why am i acoustic
sadmoder
im bad at impromptu convos, im on that nathan fielder type shit
nonners from small screen
when i was younger if someone started a convo i would respond with yes or no and that was it
nonners from small screen
and later i realized youre not supposed to do that, when ppl ask something they dont just want information they actually wanna talk
sadmoder
i feel like sometimes when people ask me things they just want information by i may also be acoustic so idk
nonners from small screen
highly likely
sadmoder
i need to interact with more people at work, i think my coworkers lowkey hate me
nonners from small screen
i hated me previous coworkes but they liked me
sadmoder
howd that come about
nonners from small screen
if im forced to interact with neurotypicals on a daily basis i will end up hating them
sadmoder
yeah that makes sense
sadmoder
can i just ask my coworkers “do you hate me” or is that “unprofessional”
>>555302
nonners from small screen
idk im not the person to ask
sadmoder
i suppose its open to the chat but i think your the only one online
nonners from small screen
probably unprof
sadmoder
>>555302
i dont interact with people, i write bad code that makes their lives harder, im weird
>>555304
sadmoder
>>555304
if this is what based feels like i dont want to be based
fujo
no like you need to start taking pride in making their lives harder, it's a shitty corp probably
sadmoder
lol i see
sadmoder
i think of the corporations operating under capitalism its on the better side but i may be biased.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i need to go do a driving lesson, everyone tell me to check the mirrors a bunch rn
>>555312
sadmoder
gl rose check the mirrors and keep your eyes on the rode
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ty sadGOATer
anon
>>555309
Good luck, always money shift if it isn't your car
sadmoder
clutching is optional
anon
More hayabusa videos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know that reminds of a funny story, sometime ago (back in junior year time) I heard a rumor/talltale about graduates at our faculty (and uni and general) and that it is apparantely a custom to gift professors expensive gifts (as a thank you gesture ig) such as a coffee machine or a Toyota. It's probably fake but it's still on my mind
sadmoder
thats insane, isnt that what tuition is for
>>555322
sadmoder
twinkanon how do you feel about dirt bikes
>>555323
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555319
I ain't got tutition, I get educated for a fee
>>555324
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555324
Yes? That's how education works, if you don't score a budget place you get educated for a yearly pay?
anon
>>555324
Yeah but doing a wheelie on a fatass bike like a hayabusa so you can't even see without leaning around to look
>>555328
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is it different in America?
>>555328
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555328
No, "budget place" means a place in uni student list where you get educated for free + get paid for it
>>555331
sadmoder
>>555329
i thibk that may be different, they wont do that for undergrads (pay them), but grad students get stipends if i am remebering correctly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well I think it's because higher education in Russia follows the Bologna Process which is specific for Europoor countries
sadmoder
>>555330
if youre going to dump the bike just get a used gixxer
finch
fitttts subreddit has me on the verge of running onto a highway why is everyone so pretty
sadmoder
self selection, they dont pass if they arent pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought you posted nsfw in general
finch
really awesome that i got my dad's Big Oaf genes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big Oof
sadmoder
why dont you take hrt and manmode
finch
i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take T and become Ultra Male
finch
yeah i take hrt but im still a moid
sadmoder
little bit of wet repping
finch
im built like chris chan im ngmi so i just manmode
>>555349
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DeepL plz work I need to translate a joke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna be honest if it wasn't for translators I wouldn't have passed uni (cause I'm lazy)
>>555350
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was peeling skin off my shoulders that was peeling off because I was very sunburned. My daughter asked me to give her the pieces of skin so she could put them in a jar and save them. The little girl said she would make a mommy mask after I died so I would always be around. She ended up covering the parrot from next door with the skin and taught it to yell: “GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, I AM A DISFIGURED LIKENESS OF YOURSELF, EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THAT RESEMBLANCE, Satan had his fellow demons and in their eyes he was beautiful, but I am alone and hated by all” - you little fucking Frankenstein, you should have watched cartoons.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
>>555355
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555350
Chadology
Shimp
although id get expensive energy drink
sadmoder
>>555351
satan was an angel and therefore created perfect, so hes hot (catholic teachings)
>>555360
finch
expensive energy drink = gatorate with some sort of upper mixed in
>>555358
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
One day our young son climbed into bed with us and started crying. When we asked what was wrong, he said that a big fat man with a bloody hole in his head was trying to get in through his window.
This man's name was Stas Baretsky, who had once again eaten a can of beer. But it detonated.
Shimp
>>555356
nah just like c4 basically or bang
finch
i drank a c4 at work once and had an allergic reaction and had to go home
>>555361
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555355
Nah, Paradise Lost was a fanfic to make people sin harder (because Satan is actually misunderstood and actually hot and not an ugly demon trust me nrah)
Shimp
>>555359
the actual c4 powerder makes me tingle but the energy drinks dont hehe
Shimp
powerder
Shimp
im so smart
Shimp
powder.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Eating TNT with da homies
sadmoder
i want to try the horse gatorade
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In Russia we don't say "Please shut up", we say "ЗАКРОЙ ЖРАЛЬНИК МУДОЗВОНИЩЕ КАК ВАС ТАКИХ УРОДОВ ТОЛЬКО ЗЕМЛЯ НОСИТ" and that's beautiful
finch
i think a horse should kill me by stomping me into the dirt until i stop moving
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need to eat a 200 mg weed gummy
>>555372
finch
>>555370
i had too much weed several nights ago and had like a four hour long panic attack that felt more like psychosis
>>555375
finch
ive been kinda panicky ever since
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My little brother had an imaginary friend named Roger who lived under the table in our living room with his wife and 9 children. This went on for three years, until one day my brother informed us that Roger was no longer with us - he had been taken away to some camp. But now we have Solzhenitsyn living in our hood, who every fucking time is not lazy to mention that Roger was taken away by the NKVD and Stalin personally shot him, bitch, what a tedious fart.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555372
Are u the same person who had weed allergy and hallucinated Princess Peach throwing up
finch
no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555368
Look like pre-workout, I want to snort a line or two
sadmoder
>>555377
they feed us poison while outlawing our medicine
Shimp
i actually drink preworkout everyday instead of coffee cause im just built different
Shimp
and coffee and energy drinks hurt my stummy
>>555383
finch
ive been eating at a calorie deficit lately and ive lost several pounds over a few weeks but i wish it would go faster i fucking hate being fat
>>555387
sadmoder
coffee is yummy
anon
Wake up, make a big glass of estrogenized piss with horse electrolytes mixed in
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wake up, take a shit, get up from bed, make the wife clean it
finch
>>555382
amd even if i do end up somehow not giving up ill probably have loose skin and ill have stretch marks forever
>>555391
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Autsin Powers reference
finch
autism powers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me asf
Shimp
why wouldnt i drink caffine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because your tummy hurts
Shimp
i have severely unmedicated adhd
Shimp
oh thats only from coffee
Shimp
cause its so acidic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I drink energy drinks the only thing that hurts for me is my heart but that bitch better shut the fuck up and trust the plan
>>555402
Shimp
same with carbon bevvies
finch
>>555394
im trying to get down to 170 from 240 so far im at like 233 and its only been a few weeks
>>555404
Shimp
>>555399
alarming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trust the plan
>>555405
sadmoder
>>555401
that sounds like good progress, iv always had trouble gaining weight
finch
yeah but is it sustainable
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555405
Qanon
Shimp
2lb/week is sustainable and healthy
finch
i always end up having a mental healtj episode and stopping self care and gaining it all back
>>555411
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was on hormones for whole 2 months and they gave me insane stretch marks all over the body, like legit red lines that look like sh scars
>>555416>>555418
Shimp
>>555409
its hard its not easy. not to mention that after you do reach your weight, you will still always have to eat at a deficit compared to now its not easy tbh
finch
the deficit isnt actually that hard i just have to think a little before i eat something
Shimp
yeah i just know how easy it is to not think yk. ive struggled with weight a lot
finch
big part of the reason i got so fat is because i would just like snack on stuff without thinking and then id end up eating like 3k calories a day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
T shot.... hurts :(.....
sadmoder
>>555410
i got stretch marks before hormones
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555418
It's esp. bad on my stomach cause it looks like I have rivers flowing on me and my arms because they're flabby and it looks bad it looks bad god damn it
sadmoder
>>555417
i use to, but also thats outta the question now lol
finch
>>555417
no i need to tho. the closest 24 hour gas dtation to me is 4 miles so ive been working up to walking there and back
straw girl
3 entire milligrams of oral estradiol ahahaaaaahahaha
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take more
straw girl
lmfao i need to start diy this shit is fucked
sadmoder
get on injections girl wtf your doctor doing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is diy hrt yellow? Legit question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't think regular hrt is yellow
sadmoder
how yellow
finch
i only walk at night because i hate being seen
sadmoder
i feel like my vials have a slight yellow tint
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Piss yellow
>>555436
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555434
yuppie.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's what I saw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe not what Otokonoko pharmacies sell but still
straw girl
im imagining that a syringe of estrogen looks kinda like chronos from katana zero
tea (phone)
meow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I was recovering from colitis in 2020 I had to get daily anti-allergy injections in my ass (my mom made them). I hated them at first but then I got addicted and would beg her to give me a shot asps
Shimp
woof
Shimp
111 posts.... who willget it....
Shimp
>>555446
your comfort character made a delicious egg salad sandwhich yesterday
tea (phone)
good morning twinkanon
>>555456
Shimp
oh no good morning for shimp....
Shimp
no its ok you dont gotta force it i understand
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
satochat.png
I believe in finding beauty in everything, even suffering so I like gore of Randal
finch
I WANT THE GET I DESERVE IT
finch
555555 will be MINE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Crush Kill Destroy Swag
>>555464
sadmoder
good morning tea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555464
>she doesn't know
anon
>>555467
Good! Just wanted to make sure I didn't weird you out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I saw a Skyrim sweet roll at the store yesterday
sadmoder
>>555462
i think thats what sissy hypno is for
Shimp
hi romeo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555475
ROMEO ARE YOU SRS OR J
romeo (phone)
i am very slash srs
romeo (phone)
my fucking cat keeps rubbing his head against my hand and making me make spelling mistakes
>>555506>>555510
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555482
The what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who??
finch
on my phone the flag looks like a weird pride flag and also a bit like the indian flag
anon
I have been thinking that for a while lol
>>555492
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555488
Why are you talking about
anon
The twink flag looks like an Indian flag
>>555498
anon
The tricolor with a thingie in the middle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
France has fallen....
sadmoder
a wheel?
anon
You can't see it but it's two DUDE symbols
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THE BUDDHA
finch
SEE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That doesn't look like indian flag
finch
on my phone it looks like the indian flag
>>555507
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What kind of phone do you have, Nokia?
finch
i have a regular smartphone i just have bad eyes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Real ones post from LG fridge
>>555509
anon
>>555483
based, I would do that too
sadmoder
>>555504
im posting from my smarttv rn
Shimp
>>555483
rub your head against their paws to show them how it feels. instill empathy
>>555520
tea (phone)
yo <50
romeo (phone)
posting from my motorola razr (the kind with the flip-down keyboard)
straw girl
posting from behind a trash can
Shimp
im posting on my computer
straw girl
>>555523
because according to austin folklore, the first pilgrims found austin when they were following a star to the west. however, they couldnt tell the different stars apart, so one pilgrim named jebediah jebedee threw his axe at the star and put a notch in it so that they could tell which one they had to follow
romeo (phone)
>>555523
texans are too stupid to notice it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God damn it let me post an image
anon
>>555527
Me, now get over here so I can make you my woman
sadmoder
horny posting tsktsk
anon
>>555532
*shrimps out of your grasp*
Shimp
aw shucks
Shimp
what
tea (phone)
#ksay shinp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh come on
sadmoder
why
finch
stop
finch
wasting numbers
sadmoder
i live wasting numbers
Shimp
that was weird
anon
my internet is in a mood right now
>>555553
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LOLOLLOOLOL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Less goooo checks
romeo (phone)
.play desiigner at the aquarium
Shimp
yup its mine as usual as always i always get it im the getter thats me shirmp im the get #oracle () june 6th 2025 year of the shrimp #oracle ()
>>555560>>555562>>555559
tea (phone)
congratulations shinp. the most skilled brainworms user. also super cool and awesome.
sadmoder
fuck
finch
FUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555555
#check (checked)
sadmoder
STOLEN GET
anon
>>555561
Some stupid gay ass dystopia. Probably the globohomos flag after they put ever GAWD FEARING CHRISTIAN in gay jail
tea (phone)
>>555567
#ksay year of the shshshshsh
straw girl
one time i was in an aquarium and there were all these little anemanes in the water and i reached my hand in and one of them grabbed me
anon
Eating shrimp tonight
sadmoder
>>555574
yeah you put it right in the console no need for an extensions
>>555577
Shimp
>>555575
see all i do is wait until there 2 posts and do an empty post followed by the get because ppl just seem to wait for the post just before the get
>>555581
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>555576
It's Novosibirsk flag
finch
>>555573
largest freshwater lake in the world
romeo (phone)
i have a super old flag encyclopedia from2003
>>555585
Shimp
its a live board u can like SEE when ull get the get
Shimp
hehe
Shimp
its ok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
>>555580
Look at this one, it's Zheleznogorsk flag. Goes pretty hard
finch
my tummy hurt
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