「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>555176
\\unicorn running in dark room
#throw
frightful little goobers
this is so me
wandering the halls of long-abandoned manors
>>555178
other than being visually cluttered, it has the same atmosphere as this
Oh shit it's 1:00 am, gnight nya'll
nini
!boymodewng
>>555181
good mornin
!boymodewng
again, my watch congratulates me for standing up and yet no wormies do
!boymodewng
SMH
!boymodewng
fake fans
>>555185
gm
!boymodewng
>>555189
can you give me your thoughts on the ship of thesus paradox
#say beeg yoshi
>>555190
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
#paradox (when two countries each have nuclear weapons, the probability of a direct war between them greatly decreases, but the probability of minor or indirect conflicts between them increases)
#paradox (if there are, as various arguments suggest, many other sentient species in the universe, then where are they?)
#paradox (if a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi everyone :pleading_face:
I slept too long
i hate when u wake up and ur eyes have eye boogers all in the them a
!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiiii sadchan
hi rose orlando
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555198
i kinda fuck with the i wont lie
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its nice to like get them out my eyes
i like sneezing
:D
!!UTCPvC12Ac
reaaaal
!!UTCPvC12Ac
sometimes i sneeze wayyyy too many times in a row tho
#ksay yoshiiiiiiij
hello my fellow 3 letter agency frens
hellooo
hello boymoderkate how is u
i just had breakfast
taking my ritalin kinda fucked my up this morning, prob cause i drank yesterday
feel like shit
tried to eat a bit tho, maybe that will help
mood
why do all boymoders have adhd...
brain damage i dunno
>>555218
adhd prohibits girlmode due to a lack of attention span to fashion
>>555220
what are you up to this time oh no
i andromode :)
>>555221
since when do you need any amount of attention span to have fashion sense? (not saying that i do tho kek)
>>555220
i should break into the university and use distcc instead
>>555224
you have to study it
>>555226
do you think cis girls sit down 4 hours a day and "study" fashion?
>>555225
good idea
>>555227
no, they have it instilled into their brains during childhood
>>555230
fair enough but like just go outside and look at what people are wearing, its really not that complex
>>555231
yes it is
it just is ok
i mean ok sure, maybe im too dumb to even notice how complex it is then
ur neurotypical
like that fuckin one idiot curve
>>555236
* dunning kruger
crack cocaine!!!
tru
Don't make me get a job!!
morning libpol
murnonging sadmoder
!!UTCPvC12Ac
chat do we think that the reason i cant find ppl who like want to date / put effort into wanting to date me is because i dont pass / am unattractive
or am i just getting dysphoric n depressed
genuine replies only please this is weighing heavily on my mind
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555245
but then what is the reason for this
!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hi goodmorning sadmoder n fujo, happy friday!!
ppl are shitty and evil
!!UTCPvC12Ac
maybe but many of these same people have other people they will happy put the effort in with so it cant just be a them issue and besdies if im like the consistent factor in it then i must but doing something wrong??
perhaps you are doing something wring but that doesn't equate to you not passing or being unattractive.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but surely if i passed more / was more attractive people would be more forgiving of those things right?
idek what it is im doing wrong, all of my friends have positive things to say about me and no ones ever given me a like "here is why i dont really care about actually moving forward in a relationship with you" so im just kinda aimless about it and this seems like the biggest and most obvious answer to it
are you trying to date emotionally immature people?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean perhaps? its hard to really make that call i have a hard time telling
but i am mostly trying to date people in my age range
your like 22-23?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
22 yeah, turning 23 in a month
!!UTCPvC12Ac
which is scary also, old shit its over for me....
rose im 27
!!UTCPvC12Ac
well thats different
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its not truly over for everyone else
!!UTCPvC12Ac
besides 27 is still young
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just over for me is all
:/ i think youre being rough on yourself. is this about the girl who left to do coke with other people or that couple you were getting with
!!UTCPvC12Ac
about that girl and also the emo boy i hung out with last week
!!UTCPvC12Ac
and its just kinda been a consistent theme for a while
!!UTCPvC12Ac
the couples i like hang out with are actually a lot like, its nicer because theyre already in relationships and so theres not that kinda feeling to it, its more so just like "oh im hanging out with my friends and also we kiss and do stuff together" which is nice
>cab driver is trying to make a small talk
!!UTCPvC12Ac
can you ask the cab driver if they think the reason people dont take me seriously in relationships is because im ugly??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
(dont ask them this itd probably be awkward)
how are you finding these people? just like at bars and stuff or are you friends before trying to kiss them.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
well like from going to things and then also from being friends with other people first and they introduce us n stuff like that
!boymodewng
>>555266
what do you have against cab drivers
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>555269
with the girl whos ditched me this weekend she was like kinda already gunning for it when we started dming which was like a lil sudden i thought
we met cos im like moving in with her cos our other friend dropped out due to disagreements with the other person im moving in with
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its complicated, gay ppl are so annoying
its weird to think that im gay ppl now, but its hard to say why people are flakey with you rose.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
you better like gay people, youre one of them!!
i dont know these people that are treating you bad, otherwise id have words for them!
#ksay beeeg yoshiii
!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk id just like to find someone who like actually wants to date /ME/ ykno? n not just fuck around until someone they actually wanna date coems along
no yeah it makes sense.
#ksay yoshiiiiiiiiii
thats the sound he makes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay im going on a rollercoaster, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yippeeeeeeeeeee
some girl from my class started talking to e in the hallway i think i shouldve kept the convo going longer...
at least i didnt respond with yes/no
why am i acoustic
im bad at impromptu convos, im on that nathan fielder type shit
when i was younger if someone started a convo i would respond with yes or no and that was it
>>555245
im existing mostly
>>555288
thats netural :|
and later i realized youre not supposed to do that, when ppl ask something they dont just want information they actually wanna talk
i feel like sometimes when people ask me things they just want information by i may also be acoustic so idk
highly likely
i need to interact with more people at work, i think my coworkers lowkey hate me
i hated me previous coworkes but they liked me
howd that come about
if im forced to interact with neurotypicals on a daily basis i will end up hating them
yeah that makes sense
can i just ask my coworkers “do you hate me” or is that “unprofessional”
idk im not the person to ask
i suppose its open to the chat but i think your the only one online
probably unprof
>>555298
why do you think they hate you in the first placse
>>555302
i dont interact with people, i write bad code that makes their lives harder, im weird
>>555303
thats so based honestly
>>555304
if this is what based feels like i dont want to be based
no like you need to start taking pride in making their lives harder, it's a shitty corp probably
lol i see
i think of the corporations operating under capitalism its on the better side but i may be biased.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i need to go do a driving lesson, everyone tell me to check the mirrors a bunch rn
gl rose check the mirrors and keep your eyes on the rode
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ty sadGOATer
>>555309
Good luck, always money shift if it isn't your car
clutching is optional
More hayabusa videos
Gay
You know that reminds of a funny story, sometime ago (back in junior year time) I heard a rumor/talltale about graduates at our faculty (and uni and general) and that it is apparantely a custom to gift professors expensive gifts (as a thank you gesture ig) such as a coffee machine or a Toyota. It's probably fake but it's still on my mind
thats insane, isnt that what tuition is for
twinkanon how do you feel about dirt bikes
>>555319
I ain't got tutition, I get educated for a fee
>>555321
not really my thing but I can see the appeal
>>555322
yes you pay the institution tuition and get educated
>>555323
iv never ridden one but they look fun (more wheely potential)
>>555324
Yes? That's how education works, if you don't score a budget place you get educated for a yearly pay?
>>555324
Yeah but doing a wheelie on a fatass bike like a hayabusa so you can't even see without leaning around to look
Is it different in America?
>>555327
no, i think budget place would be like a scholarship. i think we may be talking past one another
>>555326
that sounds awful
>>555328
No, "budget place" means a place in uni student list where you get educated for free + get paid for it
>>555328
yeah awfully badass
>>555329
i thibk that may be different, they wont do that for undergrads (pay them), but grad students get stipends if i am remebering correctly
Well I think it's because higher education in Russia follows the Bologna Process which is specific for Europoor countries
>>555330
if youre going to dump the bike just get a used gixxer
fitttts subreddit has me on the verge of running onto a highway why is everyone so pretty
self selection, they dont pass if they arent pretty
I thought you posted nsfw in general
really awesome that i got my dad's Big Oaf genes
Big Oof
why dont you take hrt and manmode
i do
>ntf reppressor flag
Take T and become Ultra Male
yeah i take hrt but im still a moid
>>555341
>nft
little bit of wet repping
im built like chris chan im ngmi so i just manmode
DeepL plz work I need to translate a joke
I'm gonna be honest if it wasn't for translators I wouldn't have passed uni (cause I'm lazy)
>>555346
*gropes your tummy*
>>555348
what did you study
I was peeling skin off my shoulders that was peeling off because I was very sunburned. My daughter asked me to give her the pieces of skin so she could put them in a jar and save them. The little girl said she would make a mommy mask after I died so I would always be around. She ended up covering the parrot from next door with the skin and taught it to yell: “GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, I AM A DISFIGURED LIKENESS OF YOURSELF, EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THAT RESEMBLANCE, Satan had his fellow demons and in their eyes he was beautiful, but I am alone and hated by all” - you little fucking Frankenstein, you should have watched cartoons.
Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
>>555350
Chadology
>>555316
i would do this
although id get expensive energy drink
>>555351
satan was an angel and therefore created perfect, so hes hot (catholic teachings)
expensive energy drink = gatorate with some sort of upper mixed in
One day our young son climbed into bed with us and started crying. When we asked what was wrong, he said that a big fat man with a bloody hole in his head was trying to get in through his window.
This man's name was Stas Baretsky, who had once again eaten a can of beer. But it detonated.
>>555356
nah just like c4 basically or bang
i drank a c4 at work once and had an allergic reaction and had to go home
>>555355
Nah, Paradise Lost was a fanfic to make people sin harder (because Satan is actually misunderstood and actually hot and not an ugly demon trust me nrah)
>>555359
the actual c4 powerder makes me tingle but the energy drinks dont hehe
powerder
im so smart
powder.
Eating TNT with da homies
i want to try the horse gatorade
In Russia we don't say "Please shut up", we say "ЗАКРОЙ ЖРАЛЬНИК МУДОЗВОНИЩЕ КАК ВАС ТАКИХ УРОДОВ ТОЛЬКО ЗЕМЛЯ НОСИТ" and that's beautiful
i think a horse should kill me by stomping me into the dirt until i stop moving
Need to eat a 200 mg weed gummy
>>555370
i had too much weed several nights ago and had like a four hour long panic attack that felt more like psychosis
ive been kinda panicky ever since
My little brother had an imaginary friend named Roger who lived under the table in our living room with his wife and 9 children. This went on for three years, until one day my brother informed us that Roger was no longer with us - he had been taken away to some camp. But now we have Solzhenitsyn living in our hood, who every fucking time is not lazy to mention that Roger was taken away by the NKVD and Stalin personally shot him, bitch, what a tedious fart.
>>555372
Are u the same person who had weed allergy and hallucinated Princess Peach throwing up
no
>>555368
They've been trying to hide this from us
>>555368
Look like pre-workout, I want to snort a line or two
>>555377
they feed us poison while outlawing our medicine
i actually drink preworkout everyday instead of coffee cause im just built different
and coffee and energy drinks hurt my stummy
ive been eating at a calorie deficit lately and ive lost several pounds over a few weeks but i wish it would go faster i fucking hate being fat
>>555381
The why are you drinking them
coffee is yummy
Wake up, make a big glass of estrogenized piss with horse electrolytes mixed in
Wake up, take a shit, get up from bed, make the wife clean it
>>555382
amd even if i do end up somehow not giving up ill probably have loose skin and ill have stretch marks forever
Autsin Powers reference
autism powers
Me asf
>>555387
i got stretchmarks
>>555383
wdym
why wouldnt i drink caffine
but i never broke 170
Because your tummy hurts
i have severely unmedicated adhd
oh thats only from coffee
cause its so acidic
When I drink energy drinks the only thing that hurts for me is my heart but that bitch better shut the fuck up and trust the plan
same with carbon bevvies
>>555394
im trying to get down to 170 from 240 so far im at like 233 and its only been a few weeks
>>555399
alarming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust the plan
>>555401
that sounds like good progress, iv always had trouble gaining weight
>>555403
is that you Q
yeah but is it sustainable
>>555405
Qanon
2lb/week is sustainable and healthy
i always end up having a mental healtj episode and stopping self care and gaining it all back
I was on hormones for whole 2 months and they gave me insane stretch marks all over the body, like legit red lines that look like sh scars
>>555409
its hard its not easy. not to mention that after you do reach your weight, you will still always have to eat at a deficit compared to now its not easy tbh
the deficit isnt actually that hard i just have to think a little before i eat something
yeah i just know how easy it is to not think yk. ive struggled with weight a lot
big part of the reason i got so fat is because i would just like snack on stuff without thinking and then id end up eating like 3k calories a day
T shot.... hurts :(.....
>>555410
i got stretch marks before hormones
Do you do any athletics?
>>555410
oh wow
>>555418
It's esp. bad on my stomach cause it looks like I have rivers flowing on me and my arms because they're flabby and it looks bad it looks bad god damn it
>>555417
i use to, but also thats outta the question now lol
>>555417
no i need to tho. the closest 24 hour gas dtation to me is 4 miles so ive been working up to walking there and back
3 entire milligrams of oral estradiol ahahaaaaahahaha
Take more
lmfao i need to start diy this shit is fucked
get on injections girl wtf your doctor doing
Why is diy hrt yellow? Legit question
I don't think regular hrt is yellow
how yellow
i only walk at night because i hate being seen
i feel like my vials have a slight yellow tint
Uhhh
Piss yellow
>>555434
yuppie.....
>>555433
thats too yellow
That's what I saw
>>555434
n-no....
>>555438
he feels pain
Maybe not what Otokonoko pharmacies sell but still
im imagining that a syringe of estrogen looks kinda like chronos from katana zero
meow
When I was recovering from colitis in 2020 I had to get daily anti-allergy injections in my ass (my mom made them). I hated them at first but then I got addicted and would beg her to give me a shot asps
woof
111 posts.... who willget it....
>>555439
that's... that's gore of my comfort character....
>>555446
your comfort character made a delicious egg salad sandwhich yesterday
good morning twinkanon
oh no good morning for shimp....
fuck u shimp
no its ok you dont gotta force it i understand
I WANT THE GET I DESERVE IT
>>555449
Hello, I was in an awfully bizarre mood last night!
>>555452
now thats what im talking about #hug fuck you too
555555 will be MINE
>>555457
::pat
Crush Kill Destroy Swag
>>555457
but seriously good morning
::hai
how do i get rid of moid brain
good morning tea
>>555461
mhm goodmorning hi hi
>>555462
Call Dr. Frankenstein
>>555456
i am not about to get banned but it was cute
>>555466
him or his monster
>>555464
>she doesn't know
>>555468
Are you dumb
very >>555470
>>555467
Good! Just wanted to make sure I didn't weird you out
I saw a Skyrim sweet roll at the store yesterday
hai guys ;D
>>555462
i think thats what sissy hypno is for
hi romeo
>>555475
ROMEO ARE YOU SRS OR J
>>555471
::vivi pepsi
#throw
i am very slash srs
>>555462
by meeting me!
who is this person with the gay indian flag
my fucking cat keeps rubbing his head against my hand and making me make spelling mistakes
>>555475
::hai
>>555482
The what
Who??
on my phone the flag looks like a weird pride flag and also a bit like the indian flag
>>555482
The gay indian flag
I have been thinking that for a while lol
>>555488
Why are you talking about
The twink flag looks like an Indian flag
>>555489
holy shit ur rite
The tricolor with a thingie in the middle
France has fallen....
a wheel?
You can't see it but it's two DUDE symbols
THE BUDDHA
>>555491
i see the resemblance a little bit
SEE
That doesn't look like indian flag
on my phone it looks like the indian flag
What kind of phone do you have, Nokia?
i have a regular smartphone i just have bad eyes
Real ones post from LG fridge
>>555483
based, I would do that too
>>555501
colorblinx
>>555504
im posting from my smarttv rn
>>555483
rub your head against their paws to show them how it feels. instill empathy
yo <50
>>555507
colorblindness more common in men so id believe it
posting from my motorola razr (the kind with the flip-down keyboard)
>>555512
shut up
posting from behind a trash can
im posting on my computer
>>555510
lmfao
wow ofcourse you would shrimp
>>555521
im pretending shimpbis a verb in this sentence
>>555508
why does the star have a notch in its eyebrow
>>555521
i would!!!!
>>555523
because according to austin folklore, the first pilgrims found austin when they were following a star to the west. however, they couldnt tell the different stars apart, so one pilgrim named jebediah jebedee threw his axe at the star and put a notch in it so that they could tell which one they had to follow
>>555523
texans are too stupid to notice it
>>555516
who are you to deny me my maleness
>>555522
Shrimp is a verb!
God damn it let me post an image
>>555527
god
>>555527
Me, now get over here so I can make you my woman
>>555528
it will be once i get my hands on you
horny posting tsktsk
>>555532
*shrimps out of your grasp*
aw shucks
what
#ksay shinp
Oh come on
why
stop
wasting numbers
i live wasting numbers
that was weird
my internet is in a mood right now
LOLOLLOOLOL
Less goooo checks
.play desiigner at the aquarium
>>555548
this man is interfacing from a boat
yup its mine as usual as always i always get it im the getter thats me shirmp im the get #oracle () june 6th 2025 year of the shrimp #oracle ()
congratulations shinp. the most skilled brainworms user. also super cool and awesome.
fuck
FUCK
>>555555
#check (checked)
>>555555
im saying you wrote a script
>>555555
sleep with one eye open.
STOLEN GET
>>555553
maybe, maybe
>>555561
Some stupid gay ass dystopia. Probably the globohomos flag after they put ever GAWD FEARING CHRISTIAN in gay jail
>>555561
bill cypher
YEAR OF THE SHRIMP
>>555567
#ksay year of the shshshshsh
one time i was in an aquarium and there were all these little anemanes in the water and i reached my hand in and one of them grabbed me
Eating shrimp tonight
>>555574
yeah you put it right in the console no need for an extensions
>>555572
that ones pretty, ive never seen it before
>>555575
see all i do is wait until there 2 posts and do an empty post followed by the get because ppl just seem to wait for the post just before the get
>>555576
It's Novosibirsk flag
>>555573
largest freshwater lake in the world
i have a super old flag encyclopedia from2003
>>555577
ok yeah thag makes sense but im a sore loser so
its a live board u can like SEE when ull get the get
hehe
its ok
>>555580
Look at this one, it's Zheleznogorsk flag. Goes pretty hard
>>555581
#hug
>>555586
#hug
my tummy hurt