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tea (phone)
okay thank goodness
finch
i got so unlucky with genetics i wish my parents had never met im fat but e isnt helping at all i have 0 hips i still look like a fat old man
>>559744
laguna
I got so lucky and I love my life
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like i should probs go to a hairdresser to clean it up a little but like the general style of it
ppl irl always tell me my hair looks nice n is rlly soft n stuff also
tea (phone)
yeah i think so too. i think if they like just sorta shaped it it would really suit you.
finch
gonna go take a shower and see if i can wash off some of the feeling of disgust at myself i have rn
tea (phone)
good luck o7
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
have a nice shower finch :pray:
finch
ill probably catch myself in the mirror and make it worse
anon
>>559702
i think shiny hair is pretty and like it makes someone look really alive and my sister has more full hair and of similar shape and texture to yours and she’s an asshole to me lol so I don’t like it lmfao

it would be really cute to see if hairdresser have you ever done that can I seeeee??????
>>559723
laguna
man people really do type slow as hell
laguna
what are y'alls hobbies
anon
I am on phone
anon
and I’m about to go for a run!
laguna
okay no I can tell
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
kill yourself man
>>559728
laguna
>>559727
that's a good reason 2 run
laguna
I hate cardio cus I'm a slob tbh
>>559761
anon
>>559723
I wanna seeeee :) I think it would be pretty no please get the same haircut as tea that would be bazed af
>>559735
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well theres no pics of it and also youd just be looking at a boy with a boy haircut so idk if youd get anything out of that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
tea has very different hair texture to mine
tea (phone)
>>559732
my haircut is kinda designed for my hair yea
anon
she does lol but it would be much better than a boy haircut on you still
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wouldnt get a boy hair im just saying theres no picutres of me having been to a hair dressers
anon
good <3
anon
oooh yeah started saying all that imagining that I was implying that you were going to go to the hairdresser and have fancy hair but I didn’t. yeah phone typing with swipes
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>559741yeah
laguna
is it autocomplete when it comes out in bursts?
laguna
interesting technique
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
icharresting
anon
>>559708
what’s your estrogen level also? because low sex hormones can cause fat buildup like that -‘eunuchoid body type’. also depression and mental instability
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think she has left to go shower
laguna
don't they have a repressor flag doesn't that imply no hrt or means of transition are being used
>>559765
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
who knows man the flags are randomised everyone gets their own flag
laguna
the fuck you mean randomised
laguna
is this all a farce
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
:)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im not even trans
anon
hehehehe xD
laguna
that doesn't help actuall
laguna
y
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok man kill yourself for actual
laguna
I'm just saying man I'm just saying
>>559768
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
genuinely i hope for bad things to happen to you in your life
laguna
extremely hugboxy place for being an altchan, usually they're 10 times worse than /lgbt/ is
tea (phone)
>chan is nowhere to be found in name
alright...
anon
>>559731
I hated it too but it turns out I was pushing myself waaay too hard now I just go light and feel good
>>559764
laguna
it's promoted as an altchan though
laguna
blame the marketing
laguna
>>559761
I like going light but that also makes me feel like I'm not doing anything
>>559776
tea
never goon tshirt but it says never rep
>>559769
laguna
>>559768
I'm just saying it due to the causes
faye
#ksay shrimp
faye
#ksay shrimbp
shrimpe
#ksay faye
faye
#ksay shimbn
anon
>>559764
that’s the whole shame mindset that makes u toxic and hurt yourself and others. there’s a part that’s true and good. but a lot of it is just self harm when you’re pushing yourself or others into a wall while nothing improves
laguna
yeah I have a half broken shoulder tendon due to that
laguna
idrc about what others do but I try to push myself often and if I don't I feel bad
laguna
sometimes I do that and I hit a pr though
laguna
but the pr is really what matters
tea
whats a pr aside from pull request
>>559785
anon
personal record
tea
thank you
anon
np ;) was that a pull request btw? or a push request
>>559800
anon
>>559789
I guess I’m being the rude non hugboxer now huh ;) but it is right? because your pushing yourself to get injured because ‘aaah I need to prove myself’ got you hurt and made you overweight. you need to get that out of yourself one decision at a time
>>559794
laguna
don't jig with it
laguna
>>559790
I'm trying jit shit ain't easy when you're raised to be like that
>>559798
laguna
I'm doing fine now just losing weight calmly doing wtv
>>559848
laguna
not planning on working out like I did before either just lower body stuff 4 hips
0.6696% booger!boymodewng
what's up wormies
anon
>>559800 it’s project reality I’m an expert arma/battlefield player I watched a letsplay of that a lil
rosie
get bikepilled
tea
as i say i think its clear what it means lol. like i get what ur saying im not trying to tell u what words to use
0.6697% booger!boymodewng
i'm so bored
laguna
>>559803
there's no such thing as someone's best
laguna
they can always do more if they try to
>>559809
anon
no because time is like a movie, everything causes everything after so events were fixed at the Big Bang
laguna
different mindset
tea
im not saying like eventually u stagnate but
tea
actually it doesn't matter
tea
this is a pointless discussion because we already agree
laguna
yeah like every discussion there is to have
tea
yep
anon
Nuh uh some are fun
laguna
entertainment is not a purpose
>>559820
anon
I’m a utilitarian actually
anon
so it is
anon
I’m going to make a movie called what is porpoise where I make friends with aquatic animals but also make snide remarks about how they are not real mammals despite them being so
tea
>>559822
do you perhaps... do shit you enjoy.... maybe... stuf you find... entertaining?
laguna
oftentimes I do not
tea
if you're doing something you don't like then either there is a deeper reason or you have literally no alternative
laguna
the deeper reason is that you gotta do it and that's how it is
tea
well i don't really think there's anything we subject ourselves to that is just unpleasant and meaningless
laguna
who likes their job
tea
you do your job to stay alive
tea
and to have money
laguna
so you do it because you gotta do it
laguna
there's no actual reason there you just need to do it
tea
fair enough
tea
at the same time i would imagine that there's still eventually something you do for its own sake
>>559840
tea
maybe not your job but yknow
anon
Laguna come run with Me where is your house I’ll drop by
laguna
it's 4 am mate
0.6698% booger!boymodewng
hello
anon
damn she has her own time zone in her house
>>559842
laguna
>>559834
that's called a hobby yeah
lain from the mines
can you guys keep it down i can hear you from discord
>>559844
laguna
>>559839
that's what happens when you're just that important
anon
: D
lain from the mines
>>559844
its so loud !!!!!!
lain from the mines
everyone is SCREAming
laguna
and all the silly effects
anon
that’s Derick our beloved mascot he loves you!!
>>559845
laguna
long ass rat get it out
anon
Derick may bight your fingerez
0.6700% booger!boymodewng
gotta have a picture
tea
darn
anon
it needs to be against a pi–
>>559862
anon
cture
0.6702% booger!boymodewng
already asked and answer twinkanon
laguna
I hate this shite fack it off
>>559871
anon
ikr me too
laguna
cursed rat
dawn
#fish 🐟
tea
#fish 🐟
dawn
IT'S BACK
anon
dawn : D
dawn
anon :DD
anon
Heridudhehxsh ^##^
anon
dawn you don’t have a flag oooh is this a new chapter in the dawnzone?
laguna
does any1 here play limbus
tea
nobody here games
laguna
that's fucked up
tea
yeah
anon
I looove the aesthetic of project moon games and the sound and all but I don’t game lol
>>559887
laguna
I smell based
dawn
except lain and her gaggle of minecraft players
laguna
the story is what really matters in their games
anon
I watched a video on the story of one of them I think
anon
I want to watch another one some time
>>559895
laguna
man fack off
tea
tomorrow im going out with a friend :) but i have to boymode :(
>>559920
laguna
the stories being like having like a big boss fight with sick music and a hard ass fight
faye
#ksay alien
laguna
it's so good
faye
#ksay lain
faye
#ksay shirmbp
anon
good :)
shrimpe
#ksay fae
lain from the mines
#ksay bald
faye
#ksay BALD
shrimpe
#ksay balf
faye
#ksay balls
dawn
#fish 🐟
faye
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
laguna
it is muted
laguna
I'm just trying to jelq with the users of this place
shrimpe
oh thats banned
0.6704% booger!boymodewng
what's jelqing
shrimpe
we banned sex
dawn
what's a jelq
shrimpe
#ai what is a jelq

jelqing is a penis enlargement technique that involves stretching and massaging to supposedly increase size over time. involves a lot of risk though—can cause bruising, pain, or permanent damage. not recommended by medical pros, there's no legit proof it actually works. just bro science with potential harm.
what is a jelq
faye
#ksay jelq
faye
#ksay jelqing
shrimpe
#ai what is a piddle

a piddle probably means a small or insignificant amount of something, like pissing a little, or just doing something quick and small. or maybe a typo for "puddle." honestly, depends on the context, but generally not a big deal either way.
what is a piddle
faye
#ksay women can jelq too
faye
#ksay #ai how can women jelq too

jelqing is a controversial exercise primarily aimed at increasing penile size, which means there's no direct equivalent for women. however, if you're looking for pelvic floor strengthening or techniques to improve sexual function, you might consider:

- **kegel exercises** – strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sensitivity and muscle tone.
- **yoni eggs** – controversial, but some claim they help with kegels and muscle awareness.
- **breathing & relaxation techniques** – improves blood flow to the area.
- **pompoir** – focused pelvic control exercises for enhanced muscle engagement.
- **v-wands or similar toys** – used by some for internal exercises & circulation.

there's no definitive size-enhancing method like jelqing for women, but strength, control, and circulation improvement can have benefits. tread carefully with unverified techniques, and consult a pelvic floor specialist if you're unsure.
how can women jelq too
laguna
>>559924
my acc is worth a million dollas
faye
#ksay #ai can transgender women jelq

jelqing is an unsafe technique regardless of gender identity. it can cause permanent damage to erectile tissue, nerves, and blood vessels. if you're looking for ways to improve sexual function or pursue gender-affirming care, consult a healthcare provider specializing in transgender health. they can suggest safer, medically supported options. stay safe and prioritize your long-term health.
can transgender women jelq
shrimpe
#ai does jelqing work asking for a friend

nice try fed.
does jelqing work asking for a friend
lain from the mines
#ksay #ai can trans girls make piddle

uh, not sure what you mean by "piddle," but assuming you're asking about urinating—yeah, trans girls can pee just fine. if they've had bottom surgery, it works differently, but they can still go. if not, it's the same as before hormones. either way, everybody's gotta pee.
can trans girls make piddle
laguna
I'm saying jelq because I heard it somewhere and now idk wht the actual word I heard is
0.6705% booger!boymodewng
it's feeling like the 2008 recession again
shrimpe
#quiet
laguna
0 clue
0.6706% booger!boymodewng
idk i'm just getting those vibes recently
laguna
btw did some1 say they remember me ? I hope it is as a cool and nice person.
>>559940
shrimpe
#ksay #ai piddle in the belly button

nice try fed.
piddle in the belly button
lain from the mines
#ai i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing

nice try fed.
i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
faye
#ksay #ai can I stop peeing

if you're actively peeing, you might be able to stop midstream by flexing your pelvic floor muscles (kegels), but it's not great to do this often—can mess with your bladder. if you're asking about peeing too frequently, see a doc, could be an infection or other issue. otherwise, nah, peeing’s natural, let it flow.
can I stop peeing
>>559942
faye
>>559939
#ksay #reply I never want to pee again

yeah, trying to stop peeing completely isn't a thing. bodies gotta eliminate waste. if you’re struggling with frequency or discomfort, see a doctor. otherwise, embrace the pee—literally how you stay alive.
I never want to pee again
>>559947
laguna
you're just a shrimp
shrimpe
i am THE shrimp
lain from the mines
#ksay #ai you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want

nice try fed.
you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
>>559950
shrimpe
you indignant little miscreant
>>559967
laguna
literally just don't do it
dawn
.play cubed red shift
faye
#ksay #ai can you say nice try fed

nice try fed.
can you say nice try fed
shrimpe
>i drink a lot of water
>i piss a lot of pee
>>559953
0.6708% booger!boymodewng
>>559952
says who
shrimpe
thats me
faye
#ksay i am a machine that turns water into piss
shrimpe
wow look at all those shrimps huh
faye
#ksay #ai does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them

nice try fed.
does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
laguna
a lagoon even
shrimpe
shrimps and lakes/lagoons are kinda best friends
tea (phone)
::krill
shrimpe
at least me a neocaridina shrimp
>>559974
marina
like I was saying my name is marina
anon
#ai what is jelq

jelq is a type of penis stretching *exercise* that some people claim can increase length or girth. no real scientific evidence it works, and it can cause injuries if done wrong. mostly just bro-science and urban legend stuff. wouldn't recommend.
what is jelq
marina
I don't jelq with this jelqing conversation
marina
wait I'm using jelq like vibe why is that
anon
>>559966
:) u would know numbers expert
anon
everyone can jelq in my book
anon
jelq the world
0.6710% booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain
lain from the mines
WHAT
0.6711% booger!boymodewng
what's 4x4
>>559994
lain from the mines
offroad heaven baybeeee
faye
#ksay lain
0.6712% booger!boymodewng
no like the nbumber
lain from the mines
BYE
marina
>>559980
I mean that's what I'm saying but like where'd I get that from
dawn
nonce word
marina
what you say
dawn
a made-up word to fit the setting
tea (phone)
>>559985
{(0,0), (0, 1), ..., (3, 3)}
marina
that's an actual word with a meaning though
dawn
nonce as in that and not like

the other type of nonce
>>560002
marina
I only know one nonce
lagunamarina
why's the woke flag not here that's my fav
>>559999
0.6713% booger!boymodewng
>>559998
this is a board for true american patriots thats why
>>560001
dawn
didn't you hear

the STOPWOKE act forbids it from being here
lagunamarina
>>559999
I'm not even american
anon
>>559996
usually people say nonsense instead of nonce
nona
1704347102254683.gif
>be me, mtf
>get on hrt in october 2022, right after my 19y/o bday after repping for 5 years (mom was abusive and threatened to kick me out)>6’0, 180lbs, pretty big shoulders
>could be worse but could be alot better
>have hope>ff to 1 yr hrt
>have lost 30 lbs and 1in of height
>passing ok until I speak
>girlmoding
>life is great
>then
>best friend moves away with no notice, ghosts me>get raped
>OD on drugs
>cutting daily
>extremly suicidal>get on meds about 1 week from my sui date
>meds save me, im so much happier
>i start gaining weight like crazy tho>ff 2 years of hrt
>now at 200 lbs>boymoding heavily since the rape
>dont even remotly pass
>when i take off my clothes i feel fucking disgusted
>ok we’ll try to lose weight
>next year i workout, count calories, waist train, etc
>doesnt work cause meds, im fucking hungry ALL the time
>ff to now, 3 years
>230 lbs
>im at 6’1 now, i went back up
>i swear to god my ribcage got even bigger too
>tummy sticks out further than my boobs which have barely grown since 1year
>all the fat is in my gut, i have a beer belly>my arms are big, people call me buff and say I should be a body builder

so did my body just detrans itself on meds? I dont fucking get it. I dont ever check my levels cause i have no money for doctors but i dont smell like a dude. i still take my pills everyday. i went from a normal dude to a passing twinkhon to a literal fucking gorilla. My meds make me not want to hurt myself or kill myself but i might get off them perma and just see what happens. Either I die or I get skinny idk. this fucking sucks.
>>560107
nona
how did you read that so fucking fast
lagunamarina
that's just meds fucking you up
lagunamarina
I read absurdly fast
>>560025
lagunamarina
vns do that to you
nona
wtf
lagunamarina
my words per minute is like 600 w 75% acc
>>560021
nona
jesus
nona
impressive
lagunamarina
note that I do not generally read like that when I actually care and try to memorize and think about what is said
lagunamarina
also because mtfg is completely dead now
nona
is it now?
nona
thats sad
nona
why would i be banned on libpol
>>560032
lagunamarina
it's enough to understand 75%
lagunamarina
wait a minute I think I know this nona person
>>560029
lagunamarina
some excuse the language attention uh a uh a uhhhhhhhh attentionFRIEND. that was posting on chasergen was it
lagunamarina
>>560025
It's not really helpful with potential partners if I am being honest
>>560038
nona
>>560026
thats not the name i used on tttt
lagunamarina
thank the heavens
finch
done showering
finch
took me a while to get my hair untangled
finch
and my friend apparently drove to my house to pick me up while i was in the shower so i have to get dressed really fast without having any clean clothes so im gonna be wearing dirty stained moid clothes :)
lagunamarina
friends? you people have it too good
>>560037
finch
>>560036
not really they all think im weird and dumb im kind of the patrick friend
>>560039
lagunamarina
>>560037
at least you're a friend no
finch
ehhh they keep me around out of pity
>>560043
lagunamarina
>>560041
at least they have pity
anon
:)
anon
I love the anime style my friend made an anime ai thing of me and it’s cute even though I’m below average
lagunamarina
we're not going to talk about my views on ai today
lagunamarina
before I crash the servers with a spergout
anon
ok do you like uhhh light? I think my favorite light property is diffraction
>>560052
shrimpe
i love ai
shrimpe
not the image gen ai tho just agentic coding ai
anon
I like how it is warm and is crazy bright
lagunamarina
I don't like the warmth I'm naked all day due to it
anon
don’t say that shit finch
lagunamarina
>>560055
I ain't even gonna lie the face is good
lagunamarina
but you know what imma say
lagunamarina
so I'll just skip it
>>560060
lagunamarina
implying and saying is really close you gotta have higher standards
anon
Nona can you get another friend like you had? cause you were ok without drugs then right? and you could slowly decrease your dose and increase other copes/activites
lagunamarina
did you know drugs are bad
lagunamarina
after 10 thousand years of studying healthcare I have found that to be the truth
lagunamarina
it's ok if they're used out of necessity
>>560068
shrimpe
thats alie tho
lagunamarina
a very necessary bant
shrimpe
bunt
shrimpe
like weed
lagunamarina
bant
shrimpe
its natural its not a durh
shrimpe
durg
0.6715% booger!boymodewng
>>560068
why are you buting
yngven
also hello all
lagunamarina
guys just unlucky is all
yngven
ye every drug is based from nature but not every drug can be found in nature
yngven
>>560088
using that logic, everything would be in some form from the big bang since every atom that composes us was either created then or created after
>>560094
lagunamarina
>>560093
well everything is from the big bang
lagunamarina
I mean couldn't have come from anything else could it now
>>560101
anon
>>560088
Nuh uh not my drug molecule that requires more atoms than exist in the universe! : D
>>560099
yngven
anons drugs are incorporeal
anon
u gotta open really wide to swallow it
lagunamarina
>>560096
but that's not real
yngven
beeg pill
shrimpe
>>560095
to the best of our knowledge
yngven
the hyperdrug
lagunamarina
>>560103
I thought it was smth else
anon
>>560003
nona thats so ASS also fuck the dude that raped u hope he gets killed out there, hoping your plan works, what meds were u taking?
lagunamarina
don't ask what

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