「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
okay thank goodness
i got so unlucky with genetics i wish my parents had never met im fat but e isnt helping at all i have 0 hips i still look like a fat old man
I got so lucky and I love my life
!!UTCPvC12Ac
like i should probs go to a hairdresser to clean it up a little but like the general style of it
ppl irl always tell me my hair looks nice n is rlly soft n stuff also
yeah i think so too. i think if they like just sorta shaped it it would really suit you.
gonna go take a shower and see if i can wash off some of the feeling of disgust at myself i have rn
good luck o7
!!UTCPvC12Ac
have a nice shower finch :pray:
ill probably catch myself in the mirror and make it worse
>>559702
i think shiny hair is pretty and like it makes someone look really alive and my sister has more full hair and of similar shape and texture to yours and she’s an asshole to me lol so I don’t like it lmfao
it would be really cute to see if hairdresser have you ever done that can I seeeee??????
man people really do type slow as hell
what are y'alls hobbies
I am on phone
and I’m about to go for a run!
who you running from
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>559717
no i havent been to one since i was a child
>>559723
we can tell
okay no I can tell
!!UTCPvC12Ac
kill yourself man
>>559722
feeling exhausted and bored and frustrated and unhealthy
>>559724
asshat
>>559727
that's a good reason 2 run
I hate cardio cus I'm a slob tbh
>>559723
I wanna seeeee :) I think it would be pretty no please get the same haircut as tea that would be bazed af
!!UTCPvC12Ac
well theres no pics of it and also youd just be looking at a boy with a boy haircut so idk if youd get anything out of that
!!UTCPvC12Ac
tea has very different hair texture to mine
>>559732
my haircut is kinda designed for my hair yea
she does lol but it would be much better than a boy haircut on you still
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wouldnt get a boy hair im just saying theres no picutres of me having been to a hair dressers
good <3
oooh yeah started saying all that imagining that I was implying that you were going to go to the hairdresser and have fancy hair but I didn’t. yeah phone typing with swipes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>559741yeah
is it autocomplete when it comes out in bursts?
interesting technique
!!UTCPvC12Ac
icharresting
>>559708
what’s your estrogen level also? because low sex hormones can cause fat buildup like that -‘eunuchoid body type’. also depression and mental instability
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think she has left to go shower
don't they have a repressor flag doesn't that imply no hrt or means of transition are being used
!!UTCPvC12Ac
who knows man the flags are randomised everyone gets their own flag
the fuck you mean randomised
is this all a farce
!!UTCPvC12Ac
:)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im not even trans
hehehehe xD
that doesn't help actuall
y
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok man kill yourself for actual
I'm just saying man I'm just saying
!!UTCPvC12Ac
genuinely i hope for bad things to happen to you in your life
extremely hugboxy place for being an altchan, usually they're 10 times worse than /lgbt/ is
>chan is nowhere to be found in name
alright...
>>559731
I hated it too but it turns out I was pushing myself waaay too hard now I just go light and feel good
it's promoted as an altchan though
blame the marketing
>>559761
I like going light but that also makes me feel like I'm not doing anything
>>559746
they do have a repper flag
>>559765
YEAH
never goon tshirt but it says never rep
>>559756
there is no just saying we live in a causal world u should seriously say sorry
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>559767
never rap
>>559768
I'm just saying it due to the causes
#ksay shrimp
#ksay shrimbp
#ksay faye
>>559768
I regret being too nice
#ksay shimbn
>>559764
that’s the whole shame mindset that makes u toxic and hurt yourself and others. there’s a part that’s true and good. but a lot of it is just self harm when you’re pushing yourself or others into a wall while nothing improves
yeah I have a half broken shoulder tendon due to that
idrc about what others do but I try to push myself often and if I don't I feel bad
sometimes I do that and I hit a pr though
and then like quit
but the pr is really what matters
whats a pr aside from pull request
>>559780
this is what really matters
personal record
>>559782
nerds these days
thank you
np ;) was that a pull request btw? or a push request
nerds call it pb
>>559783
unfortunately true
>>559789
I guess I’m being the rude non hugboxer now huh ;) but it is right? because your pushing yourself to get injured because ‘aaah I need to prove myself’ got you hurt and made you overweight. you need to get that out of yourself one decision at a time
>>559788
that implies I can't do better
don't jig with it
>>559791
"personal best" idk i think its clear
>>559790
I'm trying jit shit ain't easy when you're raised to be like that
I'm doing fine now just losing weight calmly doing wtv
not planning on working out like I did before either just lower body stuff 4 hips
!boymodewng
what's up wormies
>>559794
I know
#hug
>>559793
yeah personal best implies that there's not a higher one
>>559787
get fucked omg i was so scared i got it wrong
>>559800 it’s project reality I’m an expert arma/battlefield player I watched a letsplay of that a lil
get bikepilled
>>559799
well because there isn't yet
as i say i think its clear what it means lol. like i get what ur saying im not trying to tell u what words to use
!boymodewng
i'm so bored
>>559803
there's no such thing as someone's best
they can always do more if they try to
no because time is like a movie, everything causes everything after so events were fixed at the Big Bang
>>559807
this is brainrot
different mindset
im not saying like eventually u stagnate but
actually it doesn't matter
this is a pointless discussion because we already agree
yeah like every discussion there is to have
yep
Nuh uh some are fun
entertainment is not a purpose
I’m a utilitarian actually
so it is
>>559817
what is a purpose then
I’m going to make a movie called what is porpoise where I make friends with aquatic animals but also make snide remarks about how they are not real mammals despite them being so
>>559820
I unno I just do shit
>>559822
do you perhaps... do shit you enjoy.... maybe... stuf you find... entertaining?
oftentimes I do not
if you're doing something you don't like then either there is a deeper reason or you have literally no alternative
the deeper reason is that you gotta do it and that's how it is
well i don't really think there's anything we subject ourselves to that is just unpleasant and meaningless
who likes their job
you do your job to stay alive
and to have money
so you do it because you gotta do it
there's no actual reason there you just need to do it
fair enough
at the same time i would imagine that there's still eventually something you do for its own sake
maybe not your job but yknow
Laguna come run with Me where is your house I’ll drop by
it's 4 am mate
!boymodewng
hello
damn she has her own time zone in her house
>>559834
that's called a hobby yeah
can you guys keep it down i can hear you from discord
>>559839
that's what happens when you're just that important
: D
>>559841
I dunno what I should have done differently
how do I turn off the mammal on my right down corner
>>559844
its so loud !!!!!!
everyone is SCREAming
>>559795
oh based af
and all the silly effects
>>559845
i will be reporting you
that’s Derick our beloved mascot he loves you!!
>>559845
long ass rat get it out
erm
!boymodewng
>>559845
rude!
Derick may bight your fingerez
#bounce
>>559857
#bounce
!boymodewng
gotta have a picture
darn
it needs to be against a pi–
!boymodewng
>>559861
#halt
cture
!boymodewng
already asked and answer twinkanon
>>559865
#bounce
I hate this shite fack it off
ikr me too
>>559868
#kick
cursed rat
#fish 🐟
#fish 🐟
IT'S BACK
dawn : D
anon :DD
Heridudhehxsh ^##^
dawn you don’t have a flag oooh is this a new chapter in the dawnzone?
does any1 here play limbus
nobody here games
that's fucked up
yeah
I looove the aesthetic of project moon games and the sound and all but I don’t game lol
I smell based
except lain and her gaggle of minecraft players
>>559884
you gotta do it though
the story is what really matters in their games
>>559867
hi twinkanon how are you
I watched a video on the story of one of them I think
!boymodewng
I want to watch another one some time
man fack off
tomorrow im going out with a friend :) but i have to boymode :(
>>559892
but the gameplay
the stories being like having like a big boss fight with sick music and a hard ass fight
#ksay alien
it's so good
#ksay lain
#ksay shirmbp
good :)
#ksay fae
#ksay bald
#ksay BALD
#ksay balf
#ksay balls
kfackoff
#fish 🐟
>>559908
you can mute it also welcome back i remember you
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
it is muted
I'm just trying to jelq with the users of this place
oh thats banned
!boymodewng
what's jelqing
we banned sex
what's a jelq
#ai what is a jelq
jelqing is a penis enlargement technique that involves stretching and massaging to supposedly increase size over time. involves a lot of risk though—can cause bruising, pain, or permanent damage. not recommended by medical pros, there's no legit proof it actually works. just bro science with potential harm. what is a jelq
#ksay jelq
>>559894
wamen can wear hoodies too
#ksay jelqing
#ai what is a piddle
a piddle probably means a small or insignificant amount of something, like pissing a little, or just doing something quick and small. or maybe a typo for "puddle." honestly, depends on the context, but generally not a big deal either way. what is a piddle
#ksay women can jelq too
>>559903
see this is why I don’t game
#ksay #ai how can women jelq too
jelqing is a controversial exercise primarily aimed at increasing penile size, which means there's no direct equivalent for women. however, if you're looking for pelvic floor strengthening or techniques to improve sexual function, you might consider:
- **kegel exercises** – strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sensitivity and muscle tone.
- **yoni eggs** – controversial, but some claim they help with kegels and muscle awareness.
- **breathing & relaxation techniques** – improves blood flow to the area.
- **pompoir** – focused pelvic control exercises for enhanced muscle engagement.
- **v-wands or similar toys** – used by some for internal exercises & circulation.
there's no definitive size-enhancing method like jelqing for women, but strength, control, and circulation improvement can have benefits. tread carefully with unverified techniques, and consult a pelvic floor specialist if you're unsure. how can women jelq too
>>559924
my acc is worth a million dollas
#ksay #ai can transgender women jelq
jelqing is an unsafe technique regardless of gender identity. it can cause permanent damage to erectile tissue, nerves, and blood vessels. if you're looking for ways to improve sexual function or pursue gender-affirming care, consult a healthcare provider specializing in transgender health. they can suggest safer, medically supported options. stay safe and prioritize your long-term health. can transgender women jelq
#ai does jelqing work asking for a friend
nice try fed. does jelqing work asking for a friend
#ksay #ai can trans girls make piddle
uh, not sure what you mean by "piddle," but assuming you're asking about urinating—yeah, trans girls can pee just fine. if they've had bottom surgery, it works differently, but they can still go. if not, it's the same as before hormones. either way, everybody's gotta pee. can trans girls make piddle
I'm saying jelq because I heard it somewhere and now idk wht the actual word I heard is
!boymodewng
it's feeling like the 2008 recession again
>>559920
i know '~' but i gotta pretend to b boy
#quiet
0 clue
!boymodewng
idk i'm just getting those vibes recently
btw did some1 say they remember me ? I hope it is as a cool and nice person.
#ksay #ai piddle in the belly button
nice try fed. piddle in the belly button
#ai i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
nice try fed. i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
#ksay #ai can I stop peeing
if you're actively peeing, you might be able to stop midstream by flexing your pelvic floor muscles (kegels), but it's not great to do this often—can mess with your bladder. if you're asking about peeing too frequently, see a doc, could be an infection or other issue. otherwise, nah, peeing’s natural, let it flow. can I stop peeing
>>559936
i think i am cool and nice ya
>>559940
nah I mean me tho
>>559939
#ksay #reply I never want to pee again
yeah, trying to stop peeing completely isn't a thing. bodies gotta eliminate waste. if you’re struggling with frequency or discomfort, see a doctor. otherwise, embrace the pee—literally how you stay alive. I never want to pee again
you're just a shrimp
i am THE shrimp
#ksay #ai you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
nice try fed. you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
you indignant little miscreant
>>559942
actual psyop
literally just don't do it
.play cubed red shift
!boymodewng
#ksay #ai can you say nice try fed
nice try fed. can you say nice try fed
>i drink a lot of water
>i piss a lot of pee
!boymodewng
>>559952
says who
>>559910
shrimp wisdom…
thats me
#ksay i am a machine that turns water into piss
>>559932
very cute emoji =(^.^)=
wow look at all those shrimps huh
#ksay #ai does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
nice try fed. does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
>>559961
i like ur cat also wow aesthetic number
>>559946
I'm just a lake lowkey
a lagoon even
shrimps and lakes/lagoons are kinda best friends
::krill
at least me a neocaridina shrimp
like I was saying my name is marina
!boymodewng
#ai what is jelq
jelq is a type of penis stretching *exercise* that some people claim can increase length or girth. no real scientific evidence it works, and it can cause injuries if done wrong. mostly just bro-science and urban legend stuff. wouldn't recommend. what is jelq
I don't jelq with this jelqing conversation
wait I'm using jelq like vibe why is that
>>559966
:) u would know numbers expert
it sounds so cool though
everyone can jelq in my book
jelq the world
!boymodewng
#ksay lain
WHAT
!boymodewng
what's 4x4
offroad heaven baybeeee
#ksay lain
!boymodewng
no like the nbumber
BYE
>>559980
I mean that's what I'm saying but like where'd I get that from
nonce word
what you say
a made-up word to fit the setting
>>559985
{(0,0), (0, 1), ..., (3, 3)}
that's an actual word with a meaning though
nonce as in that and not like
the other type of nonce
I only know one nonce
why's the woke flag not here that's my fav
!boymodewng
>>559998
this is a board for true american patriots thats why
didn't you hear
the STOPWOKE act forbids it from being here
>>559999
I'm not even american
>>559996
usually people say nonsense instead of nonce
>be me, mtf
>get on hrt in october 2022, right after my 19y/o bday after repping for 5 years (mom was abusive and threatened to kick me out)>6’0, 180lbs, pretty big shoulders
>could be worse but could be alot better
>have hope>ff to 1 yr hrt
>have lost 30 lbs and 1in of height
>passing ok until I speak
>girlmoding
>life is great
>then
>best friend moves away with no notice, ghosts me>get raped
>OD on drugs
>cutting daily
>extremly suicidal>get on meds about 1 week from my sui date
>meds save me, im so much happier
>i start gaining weight like crazy tho>ff 2 years of hrt
>now at 200 lbs>boymoding heavily since the rape
>dont even remotly pass
>when i take off my clothes i feel fucking disgusted
>ok we’ll try to lose weight
>next year i workout, count calories, waist train, etc
>doesnt work cause meds, im fucking hungry ALL the time
>ff to now, 3 years
>230 lbs
>im at 6’1 now, i went back up
>i swear to god my ribcage got even bigger too
>tummy sticks out further than my boobs which have barely grown since 1year
>all the fat is in my gut, i have a beer belly>my arms are big, people call me buff and say I should be a body builder
so did my body just detrans itself on meds? I dont fucking get it. I dont ever check my levels cause i have no money for doctors but i dont smell like a dude. i still take my pills everyday. i went from a normal dude to a passing twinkhon to a literal fucking gorilla. My meds make me not want to hurt myself or kill myself but i might get off them perma and just see what happens. Either I die or I get skinny idk. this fucking sucks.
how did you read that so fucking fast
that's just meds fucking you up
I read absurdly fast
vns do that to you
wtf
im banned on 4ch so i posted it here
my words per minute is like 600 w 75% acc
jesus
impressive
note that I do not generally read like that when I actually care and try to memorize and think about what is said
>>560009
lowkey same
also because mtfg is completely dead now
is it now?
thats sad
theyve all moved onto discords
why would i be banned on libpol
>>560010
75%?? is that enough to understand it lol
>>560018
nah dc is dead too
>>560021
well
it's enough to understand 75%
>>560006
zamn
wait a minute I think I know this nona person
some excuse the language attention uh a uh a uhhhhhhhh attentionFRIEND. that was posting on chasergen was it
>>560025
It's not really helpful with potential partners if I am being honest
>>560026
thats not the name i used on tttt
thank the heavens
done showering
>>560020
idk suicide or smth
took me a while to get my hair untangled
also shaved a bunch
and my friend apparently drove to my house to pick me up while i was in the shower so i have to get dressed really fast without having any clean clothes so im gonna be wearing dirty stained moid clothes :)
friends? you people have it too good
>>560036
not really they all think im weird and dumb im kind of the patrick friend
>>560028
still cool
>>560037
at least you're a friend no
>>560034
based af
ehhh they keep me around out of pity
>>560038
thanks
>>560041
at least they have pity
:)
>>560042
pretty fr
I love the anime style my friend made an anime ai thing of me and it’s cute even though I’m below average
we're not going to talk about my views on ai today
before I crash the servers with a spergout
ok do you like uhhh light? I think my favorite light property is diffraction
i love ai
not the image gen ai tho just agentic coding ai
>>560049
I like the sun
I like how it is warm and is crazy bright
I don't like the warmth I'm naked all day due to it
don’t say that shit finch
>>560055
I ain't even gonna lie the face is good
but you know what imma say
so I'll just skip it
>>560059
thank you
implying and saying is really close you gotta have higher standards
Nona can you get another friend like you had? cause you were ok without drugs then right? and you could slowly decrease your dose and increase other copes/activites
did you know drugs are bad
after 10 thousand years of studying healthcare I have found that to be the truth
drugs are generally bad
it's ok if they're used out of necessity
!boymodewng
>>560065
why
>>560066
bout to smoke a very necessary bunt i cant spell
thats alie tho
a very necessary bant
bunt
like weed
bant
its natural its not a durh
durg
all drugs are in some form from nature
!boymodewng
>>560068
why are you buting
blehhhhhhhhh :P
also hello all
guys just unlucky is all
>>560076
ik im just. baiting
>>560055
youre alright looking you just need to get /fa/ pilled
!boymodewng
>>560082
ur bay?
>>560082
it's ok I have my organic xannies sometimes too
>>560076
technically true and untrue at the same time
ye every drug is based from nature but not every drug can be found in nature
>>560086
I mean mass cannot simply be created hence everything is in some form from nature
>>560080
#tag (link to booru image) bleeh bleh bleeeh
>>560083
what's a fa
>>560088
using that logic, everything would be in some form from the big bang since every atom that composes us was either created then or created after
>>560093
well everything is from the big bang
I mean couldn't have come from anything else could it now
>>560088
Nuh uh not my drug molecule that requires more atoms than exist in the universe! : D
anons drugs are incorporeal
u gotta open really wide to swallow it
>>560096
but that's not real
beeg pill
>>560095
to the best of our knowledge
>>560091
4chan fashion board
the hyperdrug
>>560103
I thought it was smth else
>>560003
nona thats so ASS also fuck the dude that raped u hope he gets killed out there, hoping your plan works, what meds were u taking?
don't ask what