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kate
omg i scroll using middle click, but it keeps pasting
im going to eat my mouse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's up with Bryan Cranston, is she a women or what
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whys he look like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tired
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also, I'm queuing these just to make you angery :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wheeres the audio gone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Copuright
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Galustryan jumpscare
finch
is there a drug i can get ahold of easily that will painlessly euthanize me and can be injected subQ
finch
genuine actual question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Krokodil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Takes sometime but works well
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561604
You can make it DIY
finch
i dont really want to turn green while im killing myself thanks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You won't turn green, there's a different reason why it's called that
finch
that shit gives you like weird scabs right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It makes you rot
finch
yeah im already disgusting enough i want to die with the last bit of dignity i have
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually nah, you're gonna use this against me
finch
lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not going back to prison
finch
i wont be around to use it against you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They'll find a way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
finch
i wish i wasnt a coward
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
>>561620
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561619
>i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
woops
tea
omg hi tiwnkanon
anon
hi!
anon
Just living vicariously through a youtuber again
anon
>>561625
I'd let you call me your wife
tea
ty ive been hoping to do this but i was too afraid to ask
anon
I do not really mind, I think it's cute
tea
its very cute
tea
im currently trying to get monero
anon
LMAO SHE FELL
anon
Okay also you can put on tornado vids I do not mind
tea
ordering cross sex hormones
finch
woah... transgender.....
anon
the black market crypto hormones hit different
tea
they all use crypto babe
anon
I am tired!
tea
g*vernment d*ct*r approved hormones are diluted with oil to prevent beautiful transsexuals from realizing their true potential. this is a phenomenon colloquially known as hondosing amongst transsexuals.
finch
my hormones are done thru a doctor is that why im ugly
finch
my levels were really low for the first like year
anon
getting into dropshipping by selling undiluted hormones
>>561657
anon
Look at that baby go
tea
"keep urself safe" NOOO DONT KYS BABE UR TOO SEXY AHAHAA
finch
im going to keep myself safe if ya know what i mean
tea
see above message
anon
If I had a hayabusa, I'd be dead within like a minute
anon
first thing I would do is go 200mph on the highway and pop a wheelie
anon
you ever see the detroiter show with
finch
d*troit
anon
Chilling on a saturday morning just working out and jacking off and watching TV and smoking weed
>>561659
anon
with tim rb
finch
>>561654
i should work out but i havent been eating and my body feels like noodles
anon
I've been doing alot of protein shakes recently tbh fuck it I don't care if meal replacement is dorky, it's good and so easy
finch
id just do a lot of squats tbh
anon
I do squats but I don't have to do many because I already have a fat ass
finch
i wish i did
finch
is bro getting pulled over
anon
No he's about to go to the CVS to buy a handle of liquor then buzz around a quiet suburban neighborhood
anon
also what the fuck is this starship troopers ass cop lmao
anon
I think you posted a pic last night right?
finch
yeah
anon
Alright then SHUT THE FRIG UP because you look fine
finch
i literally dont but ok
finch
that was anglefrauding also you cant see the shape of my body
anon
If I hear the word anglefrauded one more time I am going to scream
tea
twinkanon its just a descriptive term
finch
see the illustration ive made of my body shape
sadmoder
if you consult the graphs you would note that it is infact over
finch
exactly
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anglefrauding everyday of my life
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
angelfrauding also, i commit fraud by convincing ppl i am an angel girl
sadmoder
both cases covered
anon
I screamed IRL
finch
scrumpt
sadmoder
did you screamfraud
anon
I'm kind of a screamfrauding anglemaxxing tallcel and er also I am a bit passoidpilled
finch
i hate that i have to work so hard to look normal
tea
i dont anglefraud btw i only anglefrauded when i was uglier but now im a beautiful princess so i dont need to
sadmoder
you cant be saying that twinkanon, the transgenders are going to force you on e
>>561694
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my hair doesnt like photo graphy well but i washed it today wahoo
thank u just painted them lol
>>561698
tea
the nails suit u so well
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i gotta like get ready to head out, hence the goat in the background
anon
>>561695
It looks really great this morning
sadmoder
are you off to the rave
>>561701
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561693
eheheehh thank youuuu
sadmoder
have fun rose orlando!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561692
you can just say like "wow so pretty" or smth ykno?
finch
sorry
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk who mog is
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
isnt it one of the moogles in final fantasy??
sadmoder
rose youre almost mimemoding rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wish i was mimemoding i love mimi
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561690
#throw
::rose_Orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561707
#throw
::mimemoder
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways see yall later <3
sadmoder
bye rose
tea
bank is like "whoa kinda weird ur buying crypto" and so i gotta call them
sadmoder
tell them youre mooning shartcoin and will 10x any returns they could offer
nonners from small screen
imagine if things happened
>>561720
anon
Tell them you are investing in twinkcoin
nonners from small screen
what should i invest in
nonners from small screen
im investor
>>561724
sadmoder
idk i should invest, but im stupid and want to loose money options trading
finch
invest in puts on me bc its all downhill
nonners from small screen
what should i do with my bitcoin
>>561734
finch
buy drugs
nonners from small screen
>>561728
0.000095
sadmoder
give it to me ill double it
>>561735
anon
actually you should invest in a hayabusa
sadmoder
>>561735
i was going to give you more, then ask you to double a larger sum and take it
anon
>>561735
she's going to run a ponzi scheme
tea
so easy i called theyre like "was it u who logged in" i said "er yes" and they were like "oh. okay."
anon
>we saw here that you were anonymously purchasing "walter white super estrogen", mind telling us about that?
>>561743
anon
I was about to say, you are Canadian so you don't plea the fifth
sadmoder
i plead the 3rd
anon
Okay why would you spend twice as much on a BMW when you could have a hayabusa that is faster and less agile and more likely to kill you on a sharp turn
sadmoder
ok but imagine this: rain
>>561749
nonners from small screen
i wouldnt spend money on anything theres nothing to buy, what do people even buy?
anon
Not a hayabusa though because my life is GAY and STUPID
nonners from small screen
only thing to buy is a house
>>561753
anon
>>561751
I am going to remain a rentoid, I am rentpilled
tea
renting is unbased twinkanon you should become a homeowner and then gentrify the neighborhood
anon
I will become a homeowner multiple times over when my parents perish
tea
>when
ur parents havent even found immortality yet? loser
sadmoder
when your parents are landlords
>>561759
tea
me (an angel) i have immortal parents (god, the holy spirit, the universe)
anon
>>561757
If there is one thing I can say about my parents, they do be landlording
anon
But I would be going all in on solar tbh
sadmoder
i should invest in a fiber optics manufacturing buissness
finch
theyre running fiber in my neighborhood finally
>>561765
nonners from small screen
i will invest 1usd in anything u want
>>561767>>561766
anon
I will buy one
anon
And you will have
nonners from small screen
>>561768
how, theres nothing to do with money
sadmoder
start a shitcoin for ownership shares in your bike
anon
Damn that's a good idea
nonners from small screen
>>561773
art of the deal
sadmoder
#smartreply (must quote a post) how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
nonners from small screen
shittedcoin
sadmoder
#smartai how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset

Setting up a smart contract for ownership shares in a depreciating asset requires careful consideration of blockchain infrastructure, legal compliance, and economic mechanisms to account for value decay. Below is a step-by-step framework:

### **1. Define the Asset & Depreciation Model**
- **Asset Specification**: Clearly identify the physical or digital asset (e.g., machinery, vehicles, IP) and its key attributes.
- **Depreciation Schedule**:
* Choose between straight-line, declining balance, or units-of-production depreciation.
* Encode depreciation logic into the smart contract (e.g., `currentValue = initialValue - (annualDepreciationRate * elapsedYears)`).

### **2. Select Blockchain Platform & Token Standard**
- Ethereum (**ERC-20**, ERC-721 if fractionalized NFT), Solana (**SPL tokens**), or Polygon for cost efficiency.
- Use fungible tokens to represent shares unless uniqueness is required.

### **3. Smart Contract Architecture**
Key functions should include:
#### **(a) Ownership Distribution**
```solidity
function mintShares(address investor, uint256 amount) onlyOwner {
_mint(investor, amount);
totalSupply += amount;
}
```
#### **(b) Depreciation Adjustment Mechanism**
```solidity
uint256 public initialAssetValue = 100000; // e.g., $100k
uint256 public annualDepreciationRate = 5000; // 5% per year
uint256 public lastUpdatedTimestamp;

function updateCurrentValue() internal {
uint256 yearsElapsed = (block.timestamp - lastUpdatedTimestamp) / 365 days;
currentValue -= initialAssetValue * annualDepreciationRate * yearsElapsed / 10000;
lastUpdatedTimestamp = block.timestamp;
}
```

#### **(c) Payouts & Dividends**
Adjust payouts based on depreciated value:
```solidity
function distributeRevenue(uint256 revenueAmount) external {
require(msg.sender == owner(), "Only owner");

updateCurrentValue();

uint256 payoutPerShare = revenueAmount / totalSupply;

emit RevenueDistributed(payoutPerShare);
}
```

### **4. Legal Considerations**
- Ensure tokenization complies with securities laws (SEC Reg D exemption if private).
- Include KYC/AML checks via Oracles like Chainlink or third-party providers.

### **5. Oracle Integration for Real-World Data**
Use decentralized oracles to verify maintenance logs/collateral status affecting depreciation:
```solidity
// Example using Chainlink oracle callback
function fetchMaintenanceData(bytes32 jobId) external payable {
requestOracleData(jobId);
}

function fulfillOracleCallback(bytes32 response_) internal override {
maintenanceStatus[assetID] = abi.decode(response_)[0];
adjustDepreciationSchedule(maintenanceStatus);
}
```

### **6. Secondary Market Liquidity Mechanisms**
- Implement an AMM pool allowing share trading at adjusted book value.
- Whitelist wallets if under regulatory constraints.

---

This setup ensures transparent tracking of ownership stakes while dynamically adjusting valuation—critical when dealing with assets losing worth over time due to wear-and-tear/obsolescence risks inherent in such structures!
how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
anon
weinercoin
anon
The hoes keep telling me not to buy a Ninja 650
sadmoder
what did you buy
anon
I haven't bought anything yet, but a 650 was the plan
shrimpe
you should buy me a 650
>>561790
sadmoder
why would i do that
shrimpe
not you, twinkanon
sadmoder
hi shrimpe
shrimpe
hi sadmodere
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
tea
estrogen more expensive than i thought >_<
tea
rip
anon
get a job at the estrogen factory and steal from your work
anon
Yes
anon
it is time
anon
to see the turbo hayabusa
anon
Okay the Joker bike lmao
nonners from small screen
what if i had $100k
anon
Buy a hayabusa
anon
Buy a 92FS
anon
idk what else
nonners from small screen
i would never buy a hayabusa or whatever
anon
Wrong
anon
You would
anon
you are just lying
nonners from small screen
i would buy a bike and go mountain biking
anon
Can a bike go 200mph?
nonners from small screen
do i want to go 200mph
anon
Yes, and if you disagree you are lying to yourself
nonners from small screen
also its so loud
nonners from small screen
whats the point of going that fast if its making horrible noises
anon
One, wonderful noises, two, because it's fun
anon
That fucking dorky helmet holy fuck lmao
nonners from small screen
where would you go with 200mph you wouldnt even see anything, u cant take in anything
anon
SURE YOU CAN
anon
Look at what they are taking in right now
nonners from small screen
im not watching
anon
Okay then you missed the dorky joker helmet guy
nonners from small screen
ok theyre on a road
nonners from small screen
woah its a straight road
anon
You get to roll with your pals
nonners from small screen
and there are cars :o
nonners from small screen
.play mountain biking gopro
anon
It's okay to admit you are jealous
>>561831
nonners from small screen
id rather have a longboard than this at least its not loud
anon
At a certain speed you are going too fast to hear it
>>561834
nonners from small screen
>>561828
>jealous of pressing w on a straight road
>>561835
nonners from small screen
>>561830
but you arent going anywhere when its the same thing wherever you "go", its just straight road
>>561836
anon
>>561831
It's alright, we know when you get some money you will buy a hayabusa
anon
>>561834
Take the highway to places
anon
Roads are designed to take you places, and if you are going 200mph you get there fast
>>561850
nonners from small screen
its not about getting there its about the journey
>>561842
tea
meow?
tea
omg HAI RASKOLNIKOV
anon
>>561838
Okay you were just complaining about the journey being a straight line
>>561845
tea
i need a cute russian name too
anon
>>561845
So you are either on the journey going 80 mph or on the journey going 200 mph
>>561848
nonners from small screen
>>561847
or on a journey where you see different things after going forward, trees hills etc
shrimpe
>>561837
i think people that speed are the most entitled impatient motherfuckers yourealready going as fast as you can youre in a car try walking 2 hours everywhere then see how impatient you are it saves lives to wait 5 seconds to make a turn or to drive the speed limit and be 5 minutes late thank you for coming to me tedx talk this costed me $5000 and theyre already telling me to get off the stage
>>561853
tea
katerina
anon
>>561850
The National Speed Limit law was drafted in response to oil price spikes not
>>561855
davesprite
::hello_cha
shrimpe
i awoke with the rage of a thousand suns today
shrimpe
(suns have no rage)
nonners
id rather move slow on a mountain with diverse terrain then go fast on a straight road
>>561869
shrimpe
oh wait a minute
anon
>>561866
It's okay, we get it, you are jealous
nonners
i will not be investing in hayabusa
davesprite
>>561861
is no one going to acknowledge how funny this post was
davesprite
>>561872
thank you my rage is sated the world may live another day :o)
davesprite
honestly imagine having the power to end the world
that would be so fucking useless
what kind of threat is that
"i will turn this place into a barren molten rock"
okay but then where will you live numbnuts
>>561875
anon
>>561874
Seems like it is a pretty effective negotiating tactic for the past 70 or so years tbh
>>561876
davesprite
>>561875
nuclear winter is different. i'm trying to remember the codename, the US had a project to build a gigabomb just sitting in nebraska that could end the world
we cancelled it because that was so stupid
MAD comes with balanced tactics and plans for mitigated damage and narrow surival scenarios
this was like
>america press a button we all die forever now do what we say
but... where will you live numbnut america
finch
FUCK evil typo its over
davesprite
also MAD is a false win state, a liar's game that ends sooner or later
nuclear weapons are built to be used
they just wait for the next total war to break out
right now we fight with a lot of fucking careful rules and treaties and shit and everybody, even russia, even NORTH KOREA, follows most of them at all times
we are slowly losing this state of affairs
if we have WW3 it all ends
we need to DISMANTLE the bombs
nonners
goin this fast must be exhausting
>>561888
nonners
kinda anxiety inducing, where the hell r u goin
nonners
do you have anywhere to be?
nonners
you cant even look at a single object for more than a split second
>>561891
nonners
cant take any of the experience in
finch
i speed a lot its fun going 100+ bc theres such a rush and it's so illegal
nonners
you dig
davesprite
all these motorcycle vids got me rly wanting to hang with this motorcycle guy lol
i hope i haven't scared him off yet
nonners
and put water in it
anon
>>561883
Far away objects stay in sight, you get to see the massive vistas
nonners
>>561886
oh
nonners
.poll test dick/balls
nonners
/poll asdasd asfas/fasf
anon
#poll motorcycle go fast / yes / no
davesprite
i need a motorcycle so bad ugh
i need to get a proper income stream and spend it all on a motorcycle and then quit and drive around the country and go back to doing odd jobs but i have a motorcycle now
davesprite
i should've been born a billionaire's daughter but sometimes things don't go the way they should
davesprite
>>561901
thinking about the 2 ethereum i bought for $100 that would be like $10,000 now if i had kept it
>>561905
anon
>>561901
multiply that 3300 times and you can buy a hayabusa
davesprite
>>561903
i actually didn't even sell it i just lost the fucking wallet password lmao
davesprite
i have some doge lying around inaccessible somewhere too
nonners
every person ive met irl who was into motorcycles was the most annoying poser ive seen
>>561910>>561916
davesprite
>>561908
this guy can't possibly be a poser he owns a motorcycle shop lol
i am not a poser because i am openly not a bike person just really want to learn to ride them
i don't pretend to know the culture he is my guru
nonners
why does my jaw get so tight when i go outside, doesnt make any sense
nonners
probably cuz of posture
davesprite
>>561911
when i do get a bike i am also getting some of those kevlar streetwear clothes on amazon
they make kevlar jeans and kevlar t shirts and flannels
i will wear that or leather always prob when riding in case i fuck up lol
davesprite
also helmet ofc
davesprite
>>561916
he won the debate damn i guess walter was a good husband all along
he DESTROYED his marriage with FACTS AND LOGIC
nonners
>>561916
i just remembered a really funny meme while i saw this but then forgot... damn
davesprite
tbh sometimes i think about buying kevlar clothes and a mask and like picking fights with nazis
i really think that's a bad idea though
>>561922>>561921
nonners
i should be murdred
davesprite
>>561919
proof i am nonbinary and not a wombyn
davesprite
>>561921
yeah but it would be so fun
or i could sit on rooftops by drug dealer locations and stake out and like just anonymously send photos in
or intercept violent criminals
on some level i want to be batgirl
>>561924
davesprite
>>561923
>when she wants to be a cop but the police are the most corrupt gangsterfuck institution so she can't be a cop
davesprite
i gotta stop watching cop shows it's affecting me lol
davesprite
i watched a youtube series about copaganda media and i've ended up watching like half the shows that are objectively bad propaganda but the good ones are also good entertainment it's a problem lol
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
davesprite
mountain biking scares me more than getting on a motorcycle tbh
i would fuck myself up on those trails
roads are level
anon
Mountain biking is alright
davesprite
it's really cool it just seems immensely physically challenging
anon
I've only done easy trails so
davesprite
i've done some insane hiking trails and considered mountain biking when i was more in shape but i never got into it
i can crawl up a rock face like a goat though
>>561935
anon
It wasn't too hard, and I have weird feet issues to so I can't easily stand up
davesprite
>>561933
>another reason i would be a good batgirl
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
davesprite
.play brooklyn 9-9 super dan
davesprite is this you
davesprite
whoa was that a bird
davesprite
that thing was goin fast
davesprite
ok see this i could do
davesprite
it's those narrow trails between trees and stuff where you gotta be super precise and make a bunch of little jumps idk about
like this one here lol
davesprite
oh god that drop on the left is scary
davesprite
or right now
davesprite
this chat must look so incomprehensible to anyone without the player on sorry lol
anon
Living in a place without mountains is obnoxious tbh
>>561948
davesprite
>>561947
based, mountains rule
i have mostly lived in the mountains
i have also lived in swamps, and in iowa, among other places
mountains are best
i really like the cascades
>>561951
davesprite
>>561949
hiii superstar rose orlando
.play rosebot rosebot
romeo (phone)
>>561948
my family vacations in the mountains almost every year its very fun
>>561953
davesprite
.play rosebot gemini club
davesprite
i should go into the mountain trails more tbh
sucks here in summer but i will this fall
davesprite
honestly wish i could convince every single person i know in this region to just move to washington or at least idaho or oregon
it's too fucking hot in the south
why do people live in places that become uninhabitable for an entire season
shrimpe
when you think about it tanks are just muddy dirty trains
>>561961
anon
Alright
anon
I have a choice
davesprite
>>561956
trains that carry their own tracks basically
romeo (phone)
i live in a big city but its not too far from a big mountain range
>>561964
romeo (phone)
and we at least have 4 seasons a year
>>561965
davesprite
>>561962
i almost did a study abroad program in edinborough a few years ago it would've been awesome to be near the highlands
davesprite
>>561963
southern england has two and they are 'wet' and 'hot' right
davesprite
that's what i've heard from friends in the south lol
romeo (phone)
sounds like florida but with human rights
>>561968
davesprite
>>561967
tbh you almost caught up with florida for a second there
you made a save tho
davesprite
well more like a time out on decline
romeo (phone)
:3c
davesprite
i don't trust labour
davesprite
but at least they're not the tories
romeo (phone)
ive heard some awful things about british politics
>>561974
romeo (phone)
awful in general
romeo (phone)
how shitty both parties are
>>561989
nonners
politics is insane, cant believe people are doing things, never gets old
nonners
what is this game i think i played it
nonners
looks familiar
romeo (phone)
it looks like 3d moto x3m lmfao
romeo (phone)
haiiii
nonners
who decided to use this music
finch
i used to love this game
finch
i only played it to see how bad i could wipe out
nonners
i remember there was one skate flash game that i was obsessed with as a kid
finch
i made a level for this game that was basically just explosions and calamity and it got like 40,000 plays and was really well rated
>>561994>>562010
finch
nobody knew that like a 10 year old had made it
davesprite
>>561976
ah, yeah, running issue since at least Tony Blair sadly
things will improve when we bring the Big Thing from the Crazy Americans in the wings over to you
>>561992
nonners
i think my fav flash game was shopping cart hero
>>562011
nonners
spent so much time on taht
davesprite
>>561989
(i'm talking about my CRAZY FOLLOWERS and all their PEACEFUL ANTICS it'll be good give us a few years)
davesprite
speaking of i should really get back to work
>>562013
finch
i had it on xbox
finch
it wasnt this one i think it was trials fusion
nonners
its already summer i hate life so much
romeo (phone)
i hate summer
romeo (phone)
i have a higher body temp on average and its torturous
>>562005
nonners
maybe you have fever
nonners
what is this video
romeo (phone)
telegram bot or something
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
romeo (phone)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
romeo (phone)
:3
romeo (phone)
i will be your personal oven
anon
My own personal furnace
anon
>>561987
that’s cool! I never did anything like that
anon
I beat both learn to flys
nonners
there was also one game about being a bartender and you have to mix some fucked up ingredients to create worst posisble dring and when the guy drinks it he dies in various ways
anon
>>562009
I am going to go birdwatching

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