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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
it is time
to see the turbo hayabusa
Okay the Joker bike lmao
what if i had $100k
Buy a hayabusa
Buy a 92FS
idk what else
i would never buy a hayabusa or whatever
Wrong
You would
you are just lying
i would buy a bike and go mountain biking
Can a bike go 200mph?
do i want to go 200mph
Yes, and if you disagree you are lying to yourself
also its so loud
whats the point of going that fast if its making horrible noises
One, wonderful noises, two, because it's fun
That fucking dorky helmet holy fuck lmao
where would you go with 200mph you wouldnt even see anything, u cant take in anything
SURE YOU CAN
Look at what they are taking in right now
im not watching
Okay then you missed the dorky joker helmet guy
ok theyre on a road
woah its a straight road
You get to roll with your pals
and there are cars :o
.play mountain biking gopro
It's okay to admit you are jealous
id rather have a longboard than this at least its not loud
At a certain speed you are going too fast to hear it
>>561828
>jealous of pressing w on a straight road
>>561830
but you arent going anywhere when its the same thing wherever you "go", its just straight road
>>561831
It's alright, we know when you get some money you will buy a hayabusa
>>561834
Take the highway to places
Roads are designed to take you places, and if you are going 200mph you get there fast
its not about getting there its about the journey
meow?
omg HAI RASKOLNIKOV
>>561838
Okay you were just complaining about the journey being a straight line
i need a cute russian name too
>>561842
yea thats what i said...
>>561845
So you are either on the journey going 80 mph or on the journey going 200 mph
>>561847
or on a journey where you see different things after going forward, trees hills etc
>>561837
i think people that speed are the most entitled impatient motherfuckers yourealready going as fast as you can youre in a car try walking 2 hours everywhere then see how impatient you are it saves lives to wait 5 seconds to make a turn or to drive the speed limit and be 5 minutes late thank you for coming to me tedx talk this costed me $5000 and theyre already telling me to get off the stage
katerina
>>561850
The National Speed Limit law was drafted in response to oil price spikes not
::hello_cha
>>561853
#freeze
hi davesprite
>>561855
Your tedx talk is false
>>561860
#freeze
i awoke with the rage of a thousand suns today
(suns have no rage)
id rather move slow on a mountain with diverse terrain then go fast on a straight road
oh wait a minute
>>561859
hru shrimpfren
>>561866
It's okay, we get it, you are jealous
i will not be investing in hayabusa
>>561861
is no one going to acknowledge how funny this post was
yes you are very funny
>>561872
thank you my rage is sated the world may live another day :o)
honestly imagine having the power to end the world
that would be so fucking useless
what kind of threat is that
"i will turn this place into a barren molten rock"
okay but then where will you live numbnuts
>>561874
Seems like it is a pretty effective negotiating tactic for the past 70 or so years tbh
>>561875
nuclear winter is different. i'm trying to remember the codename, the US had a project to build a gigabomb just sitting in nebraska that could end the world
we cancelled it because that was so stupid
MAD comes with balanced tactics and plans for mitigated damage and narrow surival scenarios
this was like
>america press a button we all die forever now do what we say
but... where will you live numbnut america
FUCK evil typo its over
also MAD is a false win state, a liar's game that ends sooner or later
nuclear weapons are built to be used
they just wait for the next total war to break out
right now we fight with a lot of fucking careful rules and treaties and shit and everybody, even russia, even NORTH KOREA, follows most of them at all times
we are slowly losing this state of affairs
if we have WW3 it all ends
we need to DISMANTLE the bombs
goin this fast must be exhausting
kinda anxiety inducing, where the hell r u goin
do you have anywhere to be?
you cant even look at a single object for more than a split second
cant take any of the experience in
i speed a lot its fun going 100+ bc theres such a rush and it's so illegal
you dig
>>561880
endorphins
all these motorcycle vids got me rly wanting to hang with this motorcycle guy lol
i hope i haven't scared him off yet
and put water in it
>>561883
Far away objects stay in sight, you get to see the massive vistas
>>561886
oh
.poll test dick/balls
/poll asdasd asfas/fasf
#poll motorcycle go fast / yes / no
i need a motorcycle so bad ugh
i need to get a proper income stream and spend it all on a motorcycle and then quit and drive around the country and go back to doing odd jobs but i have a motorcycle now
i should've been born a billionaire's daughter but sometimes things don't go the way they should
>>561901
thinking about the 2 ethereum i bought for $100 that would be like $10,000 now if i had kept it
>>561901
multiply that 3300 times and you can buy a hayabusa
>>561903
i actually didn't even sell it i just lost the fucking wallet password lmao
i have some doge lying around inaccessible somewhere too
every person ive met irl who was into motorcycles was the most annoying poser ive seen
>>561908
this guy can't possibly be a poser he owns a motorcycle shop lol
i am not a poser because i am openly not a bike person just really want to learn to ride them
i don't pretend to know the culture he is my guru
why does my jaw get so tight when i go outside, doesnt make any sense
probably cuz of posture
>>561911
when i do get a bike i am also getting some of those kevlar streetwear clothes on amazon
they make kevlar jeans and kevlar t shirts and flannels
i will wear that or leather always prob when riding in case i fuck up lol
also helmet ofc
>>561908
ad hom
>>561916
he won the debate damn i guess walter was a good husband all along
he DESTROYED his marriage with FACTS AND LOGIC
>>561916
i just remembered a really funny meme while i saw this but then forgot... damn
tbh sometimes i think about buying kevlar clothes and a mask and like picking fights with nazis
i really think that's a bad idea though
i should be murdred
>>561919
I am inclined to agree
>>561919
proof i am nonbinary and not a wombyn
>>561921
yeah but it would be so fun
or i could sit on rooftops by drug dealer locations and stake out and like just anonymously send photos in
or intercept violent criminals
on some level i want to be batgirl
>>561923
>when she wants to be a cop but the police are the most corrupt gangsterfuck institution so she can't be a cop
i gotta stop watching cop shows it's affecting me lol
i watched a youtube series about copaganda media and i've ended up watching like half the shows that are objectively bad propaganda but the good ones are also good entertainment it's a problem lol
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mountain biking scares me more than getting on a motorcycle tbh
i would fuck myself up on those trails
roads are level
Mountain biking is alright
it's really cool it just seems immensely physically challenging
I've only done easy trails so
i've done some insane hiking trails and considered mountain biking when i was more in shape but i never got into it
i can crawl up a rock face like a goat though
It wasn't too hard, and I have weird feet issues to so I can't easily stand up
>>561933
>another reason i would be a good batgirl
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.play brooklyn 9-9 super dan
davesprite is this you
whoa was that a bird
that thing was goin fast
ok see this i could do
it's those narrow trails between trees and stuff where you gotta be super precise and make a bunch of little jumps idk about
like this one here lol
oh god that drop on the left is scary
or right now
this chat must look so incomprehensible to anyone without the player on sorry lol
Living in a place without mountains is obnoxious tbh
>>561947
based, mountains rule
i have mostly lived in the mountains
i have also lived in swamps, and in iowa, among other places
mountains are best
i really like the cascades
haiiii guys :3
>>561949
hiii superstar rose orlando
.play rosebot rosebot
>>561948
my family vacations in the mountains almost every year its very fun
.play rosebot gemini club
>>561951
oooh nicu
i should go into the mountain trails more tbh
sucks here in summer but i will this fall
honestly wish i could convince every single person i know in this region to just move to washington or at least idaho or oregon
it's too fucking hot in the south
why do people live in places that become uninhabitable for an entire season
when you think about it tanks are just muddy dirty trains
>>561957
me
Alright
I have a choice
>>561956
trains that carry their own tracks basically
i live in a big city but its not too far from a big mountain range
and we at least have 4 seasons a year
>>561962
i almost did a study abroad program in edinborough a few years ago it would've been awesome to be near the highlands
>>561963
southern england has two and they are 'wet' and 'hot' right
that's what i've heard from friends in the south lol
sounds like florida but with human rights
>>561967
tbh you almost caught up with florida for a second there
you made a save tho
well more like a time out on decline
:3c
i don't trust labour
but at least they're not the tories
ive heard some awful things about british politics
>>561973
recent awful?
awful in general
how shitty both parties are
politics is insane, cant believe people are doing things, never gets old
what is this game i think i played it
looks familiar
it looks like 3d moto x3m lmfao
haiiii
who decided to use this music
i used to love this game
i only played it to see how bad i could wipe out
i remember there was one skate flash game that i was obsessed with as a kid
i made a level for this game that was basically just explosions and calamity and it got like 40,000 plays and was really well rated
nobody knew that like a 10 year old had made it
>>561976
ah, yeah, running issue since at least Tony Blair sadly
things will improve when we bring the Big Thing from the Crazy Americans in the wings over to you
i think my fav flash game was shopping cart hero
spent so much time on taht
>>561989
(i'm talking about my CRAZY FOLLOWERS and all their PEACEFUL ANTICS it'll be good give us a few years)
speaking of i should really get back to work
>>561987
was this game for pc?
i had it on xbox
it wasnt this one i think it was trials fusion
its already summer i hate life so much
i hate summer
i have a higher body temp on average and its torturous
maybe you have fever
what is this video
telegram bot or something
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>>561999
You could warm me up
:3
i will be your personal oven
My own personal furnace
chirp chirp chirp twee chirp flap flap tweet chirp
>>561987
that’s cool! I never did anything like that
>>561990
good game
I beat both learn to flys
>>561993 get em:)
there was also one game about being a bartender and you have to mix some fucked up ingredients to create worst posisble dring and when the guy drinks it he dies in various ways
>>562009
I am going to go birdwatching
hope you find me
.p trickfinger rainover
tbh need someone to grope my ass platonically
can i peck at it with my beak
yes
yay!! peck peck peck
I saw an egret yesterday when I was out at the marina
he was just sort of chillin
they look very chill
sis likes birdwatching
I get frustrated, birds think they’re so great hmph
I think birdwatching is sort of just a nice excuse to go outside. Some people can't just walk, they need to have some kind of goal in mind.
>>562024
evil bird
mmm I like to go for walks
My brother in law is a huge birdwatching fan, will like literally bust out his phone in be like "I think this is a yellow swallowed wienersucker" then check with an app and be like "yep I knew it"
my sis has that app
>>562028
we're not all like that :(
>>562028
birds are pretty cool
>>562034
#hug
*gives you sugar water and seeds*
>>562030
what did egrets do to you
>>562036
flaps wings in ur face (affectionate)
>>562039
He looks on with mild concern
>>562039
he looks very smug
you can see his tail moving its blurry
My dog might be retarded
She runs around and licks my hand when I try to cook
my stomach hurts
my cat acts like a dog
Every animal I have every had has some kind of obsession with sitting in the middle of rooms so that you trip over them
i havent eaten in 2 days why does my stomach hurt
>>562048
you should eat
>>562038
I love birds now : D
>>562048
:( :( :(
>>562049
im too fat
Your stomach hurts because you haven't eaten in two days
>>562047
they do lol kind cute ig :)
>>562052
nooo im sure ur not fat, you deserve food
>>562055
235 at 5'9" says otherwise
and has fasting helped in the past?
yeah but i havent been eating bc im sad
:( :( :(
You should try uh meal replacement shakes, because it is fuckin up your stomach and unsustainable to be like not eating
im 279 at 5'3 ur not as bad
If you are like wanting to buckle down, meal replacement is good
i need to lose like 100lbs so im less of a disgusting pig
its bad optics at my weight
don’t say disgusting pls I think you’ll bed prettier at a lower weight but you’re already hurting
i look like a fox news story troon
that’s painful :(
how did it come to this? is eating a comfort thing? meds?
i just didnt think before i ate anything. started after my grandmother died when i was 10 i would eat a ton when i got upset and i never thought about my diet
awww poor thing *hug*
and despite being fat and starting hrt right at 18 and being super androgynous thru puberty im still ultra bricky and a gross hon
have you had your levels checked? low hormones can cause anxiety and weight gain tok
>>562063
Cute chubby guys....
>>562076
my levels were a bit low about 3 months into injections so they doubled my dose and i havent had it checked since
i was on pills for a while and i think my levels were a bit too low during that time but now i know my levels are decent cuz im less of a gross agp perv
>>562075
don’t like hearing girls talk about themselves like this :(
Have you spoken to a nutritionist
>>562081
good idea get experts involved
>>562081
yeah all they said was "eat less drink water get exercise" like wow thanks for the eye opening info
therapist might help
my therapist is like 400lbs and i fear bringing up my body issues with him would make him feel bad hes such a nice guy
lmfao mine is too
i also havent seen him in like a year
i used to see him when i was little, then i stopped, then my mom found him again and he had switched to doing therapy for adults right when i became an adult
u could get another then if u want
was kinda neat to see him again after like 6 years
>>562080
im a man
>>562063
don’t want u to feel bad but that’s going to hurt your knees and things :(
my dad was always overweight and glucocorticoids helped
my dad's got diabetes but thankfully i'm young enough that it hasnt really happened to me so as long as i watch what i eat ill be ok
being overweight still makes it significantly more likely
>>562095
i know, i've always eaten better than him at least
you need a realistic plan to complete that advantage :) n eat better for life
my plan has been in motion for several weeks now. ive lost 8lbs so far at a 500cal deficit
bazed!!!
.play max verstappen
>>562100
cute cow
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>>562098 I’ve been trying to lose weight but not logging food cause Hastle
#ksay cow
>>562104
ive been logging food for the most part but it is a hassle
but I’ve never lost weight successfully except in middle school when I went down from overweight to normal by cutting out sweets and sodas and I never ate chips or oily carbohydrate foods
early last year i lost like 30lbs and then got really depressed and started e and gained it all back
ive been trying to cut soda
#ksay repper
#say cows
#say ns ks ns ks ns ks ns ks
#ksay i love cows
#say Cows
why does it hate me
>>562108
gah that’s amazing you lost 30
>>562115
try ksay. ksay is for everyone
#ksay ns ks ns ks ns ks
#ksay ksay is for everyone
FUCK
i thought i could make it beatbox
praise ksay
your success is inevitable
#ksay peeble
#ksay ee aa oo
#ksay kay say
#ksay cows
#say cows
#ksay cows
#ksay glayglay
#ksay cows
:)
#ksay glegle
#ksay gleegloo
#ksay gleeg
hates me
cops profile my car
#ksay glegl
#say cows
hates me
#cows
omg..
ive been followed by so many cops because i drive a g35
arnold LICE
>>562091
:( I don’t want to say that grr
>>562146
its kinda seen as a takeover car and people rice them a lot
>>562148
you dont have to say that i can say it
thank you for not
frick my stupid moid life........
>>562153
i thought this was like some 2000s celebrity boyband member i hadnt heard of
isn’t he super handsome???
#say cows
>>562160
#hug
i was gonna say that she was pretty transphobic while being a huge fan of a bunch of like gnc musicians from the 80s
#say cows
one feels safe probably one feels unsafe and real
when i came out she said "i wished i was a boy when i was your age but i never tried to be one"
mmmm real. my mom has very lesbian vibes and is kinda bitter with ppl. but also I’m glad to exist. I’m going to try to have children no matter what sexuality I am, if I can give them a good life
#say cows
.play cows
COW VIDEO 🐮🐄 COWS MOOING AND GRAZING IN A FIELD | Cow Video
#ksay moo
cows
#say cows
COW VIDEO!!!!!!
#ksay cows
#say cows
i wish my parents hadnt had me cuz their genes came together perfectly to make me not pass
really awesome stuff thanks mom and dad
lmao L bozo
I like watching stock shows
#say cows
we should ride motorcycles to a stock show
who wants to watch a stock show
I try to go to the San Antonio rodeo and stock show every year
#ksay cows
#say cows
#ksay i love cows
xows
the next step in cow evolution
such a fluffy cow
#ksay xows
damn they be twitching
can you go back to the 500kcal deficit today please finch?
and such
I’m going to go have some split pea soup
I just hate country music but I love stock shows and rodeos and stuff like that
>>562195
maybe if i can force myself to eat something
if they weren't playing country music, they'd be the best
#say cows
good luck
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise cows
Stock shows are like bodybuilding but for animals
it's funny and enjoyable
because it's also all a bunch of little kids running out with their cows
that ones pissing yous ee that
the pisser
I like how the cows walk and all
that one cow had a cool vibe
looking around, not too bothered,
>>562180
who was this
#say cows
it was mean
>>562213
the genes. I’m sorry I wanted to be agreeing with you and cool
it was
I’m sorry finch
wuh its fine i mean you were right
#say cows
no you should not feel that way
#ksay holy cow
the purpose of people is to live and those kinds of words imply they are bad for living