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anon
it is time
anon
to see the turbo hayabusa
anon
Okay the Joker bike lmao
nonners from small screen
what if i had $100k
anon
Buy a hayabusa
anon
Buy a 92FS
anon
idk what else
nonners from small screen
i would never buy a hayabusa or whatever
anon
Wrong
anon
You would
anon
you are just lying
nonners from small screen
i would buy a bike and go mountain biking
anon
Can a bike go 200mph?
nonners from small screen
do i want to go 200mph
anon
Yes, and if you disagree you are lying to yourself
nonners from small screen
also its so loud
nonners from small screen
whats the point of going that fast if its making horrible noises
anon
One, wonderful noises, two, because it's fun
anon
That fucking dorky helmet holy fuck lmao
nonners from small screen
where would you go with 200mph you wouldnt even see anything, u cant take in anything
anon
SURE YOU CAN
anon
Look at what they are taking in right now
nonners from small screen
im not watching
anon
Okay then you missed the dorky joker helmet guy
nonners from small screen
ok theyre on a road
nonners from small screen
woah its a straight road
anon
You get to roll with your pals
nonners from small screen
and there are cars :o
nonners from small screen
.play mountain biking gopro
anon
It's okay to admit you are jealous
>>561831
nonners from small screen
id rather have a longboard than this at least its not loud
anon
At a certain speed you are going too fast to hear it
>>561834
nonners from small screen
>>561828
>jealous of pressing w on a straight road
>>561835
nonners from small screen
>>561830
but you arent going anywhere when its the same thing wherever you "go", its just straight road
>>561836
anon
>>561831
It's alright, we know when you get some money you will buy a hayabusa
anon
>>561834
Take the highway to places
anon
Roads are designed to take you places, and if you are going 200mph you get there fast
>>561850
nonners from small screen
its not about getting there its about the journey
>>561842
tea
meow?
tea
omg HAI RASKOLNIKOV
anon
>>561838
Okay you were just complaining about the journey being a straight line
>>561845
tea
i need a cute russian name too
anon
>>561845
So you are either on the journey going 80 mph or on the journey going 200 mph
>>561848
nonners from small screen
>>561847
or on a journey where you see different things after going forward, trees hills etc
shrimpe
>>561837
i think people that speed are the most entitled impatient motherfuckers yourealready going as fast as you can youre in a car try walking 2 hours everywhere then see how impatient you are it saves lives to wait 5 seconds to make a turn or to drive the speed limit and be 5 minutes late thank you for coming to me tedx talk this costed me $5000 and theyre already telling me to get off the stage
>>561853
tea
katerina
anon
>>561850
The National Speed Limit law was drafted in response to oil price spikes not
>>561855
davesprite
::hello_cha
shrimpe
i awoke with the rage of a thousand suns today
shrimpe
(suns have no rage)
nonners
id rather move slow on a mountain with diverse terrain then go fast on a straight road
>>561869
shrimpe
oh wait a minute
anon
>>561866
It's okay, we get it, you are jealous
nonners
i will not be investing in hayabusa
davesprite
>>561861
is no one going to acknowledge how funny this post was
davesprite
>>561872
thank you my rage is sated the world may live another day :o)
davesprite
honestly imagine having the power to end the world
that would be so fucking useless
what kind of threat is that
"i will turn this place into a barren molten rock"
okay but then where will you live numbnuts
>>561875
anon
>>561874
Seems like it is a pretty effective negotiating tactic for the past 70 or so years tbh
>>561876
davesprite
>>561875
nuclear winter is different. i'm trying to remember the codename, the US had a project to build a gigabomb just sitting in nebraska that could end the world
we cancelled it because that was so stupid
MAD comes with balanced tactics and plans for mitigated damage and narrow surival scenarios
this was like
>america press a button we all die forever now do what we say
but... where will you live numbnut america
finch
FUCK evil typo its over
davesprite
also MAD is a false win state, a liar's game that ends sooner or later
nuclear weapons are built to be used
they just wait for the next total war to break out
right now we fight with a lot of fucking careful rules and treaties and shit and everybody, even russia, even NORTH KOREA, follows most of them at all times
we are slowly losing this state of affairs
if we have WW3 it all ends
we need to DISMANTLE the bombs
nonners
goin this fast must be exhausting
>>561888
nonners
kinda anxiety inducing, where the hell r u goin
nonners
do you have anywhere to be?
nonners
you cant even look at a single object for more than a split second
>>561891
nonners
cant take any of the experience in
finch
i speed a lot its fun going 100+ bc theres such a rush and it's so illegal
nonners
you dig
davesprite
all these motorcycle vids got me rly wanting to hang with this motorcycle guy lol
i hope i haven't scared him off yet
nonners
and put water in it
anon
>>561883
Far away objects stay in sight, you get to see the massive vistas
nonners
>>561886
oh
nonners
.poll test dick/balls
nonners
/poll asdasd asfas/fasf
anon
#poll motorcycle go fast / yes / no
davesprite
i need a motorcycle so bad ugh
i need to get a proper income stream and spend it all on a motorcycle and then quit and drive around the country and go back to doing odd jobs but i have a motorcycle now
davesprite
i should've been born a billionaire's daughter but sometimes things don't go the way they should
davesprite
>>561901
thinking about the 2 ethereum i bought for $100 that would be like $10,000 now if i had kept it
>>561905
anon
>>561901
multiply that 3300 times and you can buy a hayabusa
davesprite
>>561903
i actually didn't even sell it i just lost the fucking wallet password lmao
davesprite
i have some doge lying around inaccessible somewhere too
nonners
every person ive met irl who was into motorcycles was the most annoying poser ive seen
>>561910>>561916
davesprite
>>561908
this guy can't possibly be a poser he owns a motorcycle shop lol
i am not a poser because i am openly not a bike person just really want to learn to ride them
i don't pretend to know the culture he is my guru
nonners
why does my jaw get so tight when i go outside, doesnt make any sense
nonners
probably cuz of posture
davesprite
>>561911
when i do get a bike i am also getting some of those kevlar streetwear clothes on amazon
they make kevlar jeans and kevlar t shirts and flannels
i will wear that or leather always prob when riding in case i fuck up lol
davesprite
also helmet ofc
davesprite
>>561916
he won the debate damn i guess walter was a good husband all along
he DESTROYED his marriage with FACTS AND LOGIC
nonners
>>561916
i just remembered a really funny meme while i saw this but then forgot... damn
davesprite
tbh sometimes i think about buying kevlar clothes and a mask and like picking fights with nazis
i really think that's a bad idea though
>>561921>>561922
nonners
i should be murdred
davesprite
>>561919
proof i am nonbinary and not a wombyn
davesprite
>>561921
yeah but it would be so fun
or i could sit on rooftops by drug dealer locations and stake out and like just anonymously send photos in
or intercept violent criminals
on some level i want to be batgirl
>>561924
davesprite
>>561923
>when she wants to be a cop but the police are the most corrupt gangsterfuck institution so she can't be a cop
davesprite
i gotta stop watching cop shows it's affecting me lol
davesprite
i watched a youtube series about copaganda media and i've ended up watching like half the shows that are objectively bad propaganda but the good ones are also good entertainment it's a problem lol
nonners
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davesprite
mountain biking scares me more than getting on a motorcycle tbh
i would fuck myself up on those trails
roads are level
anon
Mountain biking is alright
davesprite
it's really cool it just seems immensely physically challenging
anon
I've only done easy trails so
davesprite
i've done some insane hiking trails and considered mountain biking when i was more in shape but i never got into it
i can crawl up a rock face like a goat though
>>561935
anon
It wasn't too hard, and I have weird feet issues to so I can't easily stand up
davesprite
>>561933
>another reason i would be a good batgirl
nonners
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davesprite
.play brooklyn 9-9 super dan
davesprite is this you
davesprite
whoa was that a bird
davesprite
that thing was goin fast
davesprite
ok see this i could do
davesprite
it's those narrow trails between trees and stuff where you gotta be super precise and make a bunch of little jumps idk about
like this one here lol
davesprite
oh god that drop on the left is scary
davesprite
or right now
davesprite
this chat must look so incomprehensible to anyone without the player on sorry lol
anon
Living in a place without mountains is obnoxious tbh
>>561948
davesprite
>>561947
based, mountains rule
i have mostly lived in the mountains
i have also lived in swamps, and in iowa, among other places
mountains are best
i really like the cascades
>>561951
davesprite
>>561949
hiii superstar rose orlando
.play rosebot rosebot
romeo (phone)
>>561948
my family vacations in the mountains almost every year its very fun
>>561953
davesprite
.play rosebot gemini club
davesprite
i should go into the mountain trails more tbh
sucks here in summer but i will this fall
davesprite
honestly wish i could convince every single person i know in this region to just move to washington or at least idaho or oregon
it's too fucking hot in the south
why do people live in places that become uninhabitable for an entire season
shrimpe
when you think about it tanks are just muddy dirty trains
>>561961
anon
Alright
anon
I have a choice
davesprite
>>561956
trains that carry their own tracks basically
romeo (phone)
i live in a big city but its not too far from a big mountain range
>>561964
romeo (phone)
and we at least have 4 seasons a year
>>561965
davesprite
>>561962
i almost did a study abroad program in edinborough a few years ago it would've been awesome to be near the highlands
davesprite
>>561963
southern england has two and they are 'wet' and 'hot' right
davesprite
that's what i've heard from friends in the south lol
romeo (phone)
sounds like florida but with human rights
>>561968
davesprite
>>561967
tbh you almost caught up with florida for a second there
you made a save tho
davesprite
well more like a time out on decline
romeo (phone)
:3c
davesprite
i don't trust labour
davesprite
but at least they're not the tories
romeo (phone)
ive heard some awful things about british politics
>>561974
romeo (phone)
awful in general
romeo (phone)
how shitty both parties are
>>561989
nonners
politics is insane, cant believe people are doing things, never gets old
nonners
what is this game i think i played it
nonners
looks familiar
romeo (phone)
it looks like 3d moto x3m lmfao
romeo (phone)
haiiii
nonners
who decided to use this music
finch
i used to love this game
finch
i only played it to see how bad i could wipe out
nonners
i remember there was one skate flash game that i was obsessed with as a kid
finch
i made a level for this game that was basically just explosions and calamity and it got like 40,000 plays and was really well rated
>>562010>>561994
finch
nobody knew that like a 10 year old had made it
davesprite
>>561976
ah, yeah, running issue since at least Tony Blair sadly
things will improve when we bring the Big Thing from the Crazy Americans in the wings over to you
>>561992
nonners
i think my fav flash game was shopping cart hero
>>562011
nonners
spent so much time on taht
davesprite
>>561989
(i'm talking about my CRAZY FOLLOWERS and all their PEACEFUL ANTICS it'll be good give us a few years)
davesprite
speaking of i should really get back to work
>>562013
finch
i had it on xbox
finch
it wasnt this one i think it was trials fusion
nonners
its already summer i hate life so much
romeo (phone)
i hate summer
romeo (phone)
i have a higher body temp on average and its torturous
>>562005
nonners
maybe you have fever
nonners
what is this video
romeo (phone)
telegram bot or something
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
romeo (phone)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
romeo (phone)
:3
romeo (phone)
i will be your personal oven
anon
My own personal furnace
anon
>>561987
that’s cool! I never did anything like that
anon
I beat both learn to flys
nonners
there was also one game about being a bartender and you have to mix some fucked up ingredients to create worst posisble dring and when the guy drinks it he dies in various ways
anon
>>562009
I am going to go birdwatching
romeo (phone)
hope you find me
nonners
.p trickfinger rainover
anon
tbh need someone to grope my ass platonically
romeo (phone)
can i peck at it with my beak
anon
yes
romeo (phone)
yay!! peck peck peck
anon
I saw an egret yesterday when I was out at the marina
>>562030
anon
he was just sort of chillin
romeo (phone)
they look very chill
anon
sis likes birdwatching
anon
I think birdwatching is sort of just a nice excuse to go outside. Some people can't just walk, they need to have some kind of goal in mind.
anon
mmm I like to go for walks
anon
My brother in law is a huge birdwatching fan, will like literally bust out his phone in be like "I think this is a yellow swallowed wienersucker" then check with an app and be like "yep I knew it"
anon
my sis has that app
anon
>>562039
He looks on with mild concern
romeo (phone)
>>562039
he looks very smug
finch
you can see his tail moving its blurry
anon
My dog might be retarded
anon
She runs around and licks my hand when I try to cook
finch
my stomach hurts
romeo (phone)
my cat acts like a dog
anon
Every animal I have every had has some kind of obsession with sitting in the middle of rooms so that you trip over them
>>562054
anon
Your stomach hurts because you haven't eaten in two days
anon
>>562047
they do lol kind cute ig :)
finch
>>562055
235 at 5'9" says otherwise
anon
and has fasting helped in the past?
finch
yeah but i havent been eating bc im sad
anon
:( :( :(
anon
You should try uh meal replacement shakes, because it is fuckin up your stomach and unsustainable to be like not eating
anon
If you are like wanting to buckle down, meal replacement is good
finch
i need to lose like 100lbs so im less of a disgusting pig
finch
its bad optics at my weight
anon
don’t say disgusting pls I think you’ll bed prettier at a lower weight but you’re already hurting
finch
i look like a fox news story troon
anon
that’s painful :(
anon
how did it come to this? is eating a comfort thing? meds?
finch
i just didnt think before i ate anything. started after my grandmother died when i was 10 i would eat a ton when i got upset and i never thought about my diet
anon
awww poor thing *hug*
finch
and despite being fat and starting hrt right at 18 and being super androgynous thru puberty im still ultra bricky and a gross hon
>>562080
anon
have you had your levels checked? low hormones can cause anxiety and weight gain tok
>>562078
finch
>>562076
my levels were a bit low about 3 months into injections so they doubled my dose and i havent had it checked since
finch
i was on pills for a while and i think my levels were a bit too low during that time but now i know my levels are decent cuz im less of a gross agp perv
anon
>>562075
don’t like hearing girls talk about themselves like this :(
>>562091
anon
>>562081
good idea get experts involved
finch
>>562081
yeah all they said was "eat less drink water get exercise" like wow thanks for the eye opening info
anon
therapist might help
finch
my therapist is like 400lbs and i fear bringing up my body issues with him would make him feel bad hes such a nice guy
anon
lmfao mine is too
finch
i also havent seen him in like a year
finch
i used to see him when i was little, then i stopped, then my mom found him again and he had switched to doing therapy for adults right when i became an adult
anon
u could get another then if u want
finch
was kinda neat to see him again after like 6 years
anon
>>562063
don’t want u to feel bad but that’s going to hurt your knees and things :(
anon
my dad was always overweight and glucocorticoids helped
finch
my dad's got diabetes but thankfully i'm young enough that it hasnt really happened to me so as long as i watch what i eat ill be ok
anon
being overweight still makes it significantly more likely
>>562096
finch
>>562095
i know, i've always eaten better than him at least
anon
you need a realistic plan to complete that advantage :) n eat better for life
finch
my plan has been in motion for several weeks now. ive lost 8lbs so far at a 500cal deficit
>>562104
anon
bazed!!!
anon
.play max verstappen
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>562098 I’ve been trying to lose weight but not logging food cause Hastle
>>562106
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay cow
finch
>>562104
ive been logging food for the most part but it is a hassle
anon
but I’ve never lost weight successfully except in middle school when I went down from overweight to normal by cutting out sweets and sodas and I never ate chips or oily carbohydrate foods
finch
early last year i lost like 30lbs and then got really depressed and started e and gained it all back
>>562116
finch
ive been trying to cut soda
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay repper
anon
#say cows
finch
#say ns ks ns ks ns ks ns ks
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay i love cows
anon
#say Cows
anon
>>562108
gah that’s amazing you lost 30
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>562115
try ksay. ksay is for everyone
finch
#ksay ns ks ns ks ns ks
anon
#ksay ksay is for everyone
finch
FUCK
finch
i thought i could make it beatbox
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
praise ksay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
your success is inevitable
finch
#ksay peeble
finch
#ksay ee aa oo
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay kay say
finch
#ksay cows
anon
#say cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
finch
#ksay cows
anon
:)
finch
#ksay glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleegloo
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
11425.png
::glegle
finch
#ksay gleeg
finch
hates me
finch
cops profile my car
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glegl
anon
#say cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
hates me
anon
#cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
990.gif
::cow
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
omg..
finch
ive been followed by so many cops because i drive a g35
>>562149
finch
arnold LICE
finch
>>562146
its kinda seen as a takeover car and people rice them a lot
finch
>>562148
you dont have to say that i can say it
anon
thank you for not
finch
frick my stupid moid life........
finch
>>562153
i thought this was like some 2000s celebrity boyband member i hadnt heard of
anon
isn’t he super handsome???
anon
#say cows
finch
i was gonna say that she was pretty transphobic while being a huge fan of a bunch of like gnc musicians from the 80s
anon
#say cows
anon
one feels safe probably one feels unsafe and real
finch
when i came out she said "i wished i was a boy when i was your age but i never tried to be one"
anon
mmmm real. my mom has very lesbian vibes and is kinda bitter with ppl. but also I’m glad to exist. I’m going to try to have children no matter what sexuality I am, if I can give them a good life
anon
#say cows
finch
.play cows
finch
COW VIDEO 🐮🐄 COWS MOOING AND GRAZING IN A FIELD | Cow Video
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay moo
anon
cows
anon
#say cows
finch
COW VIDEO!!!!!!
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay cows
anon
#say cows
finch
i wish my parents hadnt had me cuz their genes came together perfectly to make me not pass
finch
really awesome stuff thanks mom and dad
anon
I like watching stock shows
anon
#say cows
anon
we should ride motorcycles to a stock show
anon
who wants to watch a stock show
anon
I try to go to the San Antonio rodeo and stock show every year
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay cows
anon
#say cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay i love cows
finch
xows
finch
the next step in cow evolution
anon
such a fluffy cow
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay xows
finch
damn they be twitching
anon
can you go back to the 500kcal deficit today please finch?
>>562199
finch
and such
anon
I’m going to go have some split pea soup
anon
I just hate country music but I love stock shows and rodeos and stuff like that
finch
>>562195
maybe if i can force myself to eat something
anon
if they weren't playing country music, they'd be the best
anon
#say cows
anon
good luck
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise cows
anon
Stock shows are like bodybuilding but for animals
anon
it's funny and enjoyable
anon
because it's also all a bunch of little kids running out with their cows
finch
that ones pissing yous ee that
finch
the pisser
anon
I like how the cows walk and all
anon
that one cow had a cool vibe
anon
looking around, not too bothered,
anon
#say cows
finch
it was mean
anon
>>562213
the genes. I’m sorry I wanted to be agreeing with you and cool
anon
it was
anon
I’m sorry finch
finch
wuh its fine i mean you were right
anon
#say cows
anon
no you should not feel that way
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay holy cow
anon
the purpose of people is to live and those kinds of words imply they are bad for living

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