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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
hope you find me
.p trickfinger rainover
tbh need someone to grope my ass platonically
can i peck at it with my beak
yes
yay!! peck peck peck
I saw an egret yesterday when I was out at the marina
he was just sort of chillin
they look very chill
sis likes birdwatching
I get frustrated, birds think they’re so great hmph
I think birdwatching is sort of just a nice excuse to go outside. Some people can't just walk, they need to have some kind of goal in mind.
>>562024
evil bird
mmm I like to go for walks
My brother in law is a huge birdwatching fan, will like literally bust out his phone in be like "I think this is a yellow swallowed wienersucker" then check with an app and be like "yep I knew it"
my sis has that app
>>562028
we're not all like that :(
>>562028
birds are pretty cool
>>562034
#hug
*gives you sugar water and seeds*
>>562030
what did egrets do to you
>>562036
flaps wings in ur face (affectionate)
>>562039
He looks on with mild concern
>>562039
he looks very smug
you can see his tail moving its blurry
My dog might be retarded
She runs around and licks my hand when I try to cook
my stomach hurts
my cat acts like a dog
Every animal I have every had has some kind of obsession with sitting in the middle of rooms so that you trip over them
i havent eaten in 2 days why does my stomach hurt
>>562048
you should eat
>>562038
I love birds now : D
>>562048
:( :( :(
>>562049
im too fat
Your stomach hurts because you haven't eaten in two days
>>562047
they do lol kind cute ig :)
>>562052
nooo im sure ur not fat, you deserve food
>>562055
235 at 5'9" says otherwise
and has fasting helped in the past?
yeah but i havent been eating bc im sad
:( :( :(
You should try uh meal replacement shakes, because it is fuckin up your stomach and unsustainable to be like not eating
im 279 at 5'3 ur not as bad
If you are like wanting to buckle down, meal replacement is good
i need to lose like 100lbs so im less of a disgusting pig
its bad optics at my weight
don’t say disgusting pls I think you’ll bed prettier at a lower weight but you’re already hurting
i look like a fox news story troon
that’s painful :(
how did it come to this? is eating a comfort thing? meds?
i just didnt think before i ate anything. started after my grandmother died when i was 10 i would eat a ton when i got upset and i never thought about my diet
awww poor thing *hug*
and despite being fat and starting hrt right at 18 and being super androgynous thru puberty im still ultra bricky and a gross hon
have you had your levels checked? low hormones can cause anxiety and weight gain tok
>>562063
Cute chubby guys....
>>562076
my levels were a bit low about 3 months into injections so they doubled my dose and i havent had it checked since
i was on pills for a while and i think my levels were a bit too low during that time but now i know my levels are decent cuz im less of a gross agp perv
>>562075
don’t like hearing girls talk about themselves like this :(
Have you spoken to a nutritionist
>>562081
good idea get experts involved
>>562081
yeah all they said was "eat less drink water get exercise" like wow thanks for the eye opening info
therapist might help
my therapist is like 400lbs and i fear bringing up my body issues with him would make him feel bad hes such a nice guy
lmfao mine is too
i also havent seen him in like a year
i used to see him when i was little, then i stopped, then my mom found him again and he had switched to doing therapy for adults right when i became an adult
u could get another then if u want
was kinda neat to see him again after like 6 years
>>562080
im a man
>>562063
don’t want u to feel bad but that’s going to hurt your knees and things :(
my dad was always overweight and glucocorticoids helped
my dad's got diabetes but thankfully i'm young enough that it hasnt really happened to me so as long as i watch what i eat ill be ok
being overweight still makes it significantly more likely
>>562095
i know, i've always eaten better than him at least
you need a realistic plan to complete that advantage :) n eat better for life
my plan has been in motion for several weeks now. ive lost 8lbs so far at a 500cal deficit
bazed!!!
.play max verstappen
>>562100
cute cow
.skip (video skipped)
>>562098 I’ve been trying to lose weight but not logging food cause Hastle
#ksay cow
>>562104
ive been logging food for the most part but it is a hassle
but I’ve never lost weight successfully except in middle school when I went down from overweight to normal by cutting out sweets and sodas and I never ate chips or oily carbohydrate foods
early last year i lost like 30lbs and then got really depressed and started e and gained it all back
ive been trying to cut soda
#ksay repper
#say cows
#say ns ks ns ks ns ks ns ks
#ksay i love cows
#say Cows
why does it hate me
>>562108
gah that’s amazing you lost 30
>>562115
try ksay. ksay is for everyone
#ksay ns ks ns ks ns ks
#ksay ksay is for everyone
FUCK
i thought i could make it beatbox
praise ksay
your success is inevitable
#ksay peeble
#ksay ee aa oo
#ksay kay say
#ksay cows
#say cows
#ksay cows
#ksay glayglay
#ksay cows
:)
#ksay glegle
#ksay gleegloo
#ksay gleeg
hates me
cops profile my car
#ksay glegl
#say cows
hates me
#cows
omg..
ive been followed by so many cops because i drive a g35
arnold LICE
>>562091
:( I don’t want to say that grr
>>562146
its kinda seen as a takeover car and people rice them a lot
>>562148
you dont have to say that i can say it
thank you for not
frick my stupid moid life........
>>562153
i thought this was like some 2000s celebrity boyband member i hadnt heard of
isn’t he super handsome???
#say cows
>>562160
#hug
i was gonna say that she was pretty transphobic while being a huge fan of a bunch of like gnc musicians from the 80s
#say cows
one feels safe probably one feels unsafe and real
when i came out she said "i wished i was a boy when i was your age but i never tried to be one"
mmmm real. my mom has very lesbian vibes and is kinda bitter with ppl. but also I’m glad to exist. I’m going to try to have children no matter what sexuality I am, if I can give them a good life
#say cows
.play cows
COW VIDEO 🐮🐄 COWS MOOING AND GRAZING IN A FIELD | Cow Video
#ksay moo
cows
#say cows
COW VIDEO!!!!!!
#ksay cows
#say cows
i wish my parents hadnt had me cuz their genes came together perfectly to make me not pass
really awesome stuff thanks mom and dad
lmao L bozo
I like watching stock shows
#say cows
we should ride motorcycles to a stock show
who wants to watch a stock show
I try to go to the San Antonio rodeo and stock show every year
#ksay cows
#say cows
#ksay i love cows
xows
the next step in cow evolution
such a fluffy cow
#ksay xows
damn they be twitching
can you go back to the 500kcal deficit today please finch?
and such
I’m going to go have some split pea soup
I just hate country music but I love stock shows and rodeos and stuff like that
>>562195
maybe if i can force myself to eat something
if they weren't playing country music, they'd be the best
#say cows
good luck
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise cows
Stock shows are like bodybuilding but for animals
it's funny and enjoyable
because it's also all a bunch of little kids running out with their cows
that ones pissing yous ee that
the pisser
I like how the cows walk and all
that one cow had a cool vibe
looking around, not too bothered,
>>562180
who was this
#say cows
it was mean
>>562213
the genes. I’m sorry I wanted to be agreeing with you and cool
it was
I’m sorry finch
wuh its fine i mean you were right
#say cows
no you should not feel that way
#ksay holy cow
the purpose of people is to live and those kinds of words imply they are bad for living
#say the purpose of the US was to make as many cows as possible
::hate_son
#say cows
#ksay my son that i hate
#ksay glayglay
>>562227
#say why do you hate him!
>>562231
#slap
>>562229
how my parents see me
>>562233
same
>>562232
#say *cartoon sound effect slap* YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
I love u all
twinkanon we need to dress up as their parents and act all loving to heal them
I would do that tbh
ok maybe my ideas aren’t making u feel good I have a headache
I suspect that this is the plotline of an adult film
but of course we’ll need to show love for each other but our children must come first my love
>>562237
#invert
>>562241
This is DEFINITELY the plot of an adult film
you must WHAT
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi libpollers in on the train atm
#ksay rose orlando
>>562245
We are going to have (redacted for hornyposting) with you
>>562246
::rose_orlando
>>562248
#invert
that’s MADrose when the train is too slow and she needs to crack the whip
>>562250
True, you have to join in, we won't have it without you
::gleegloo
>>562253
#invert
wait is this cow video literally like cocomelon but with cows
>>562244
you’re the plot of my adult film twinknon
>>562253
wow mean
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562252
the train was a good like15 mins late which is annoying
>>562259
WTF that’s so dumb
>>562258
That really was brutal
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was already waiting for an hour lmao
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i got some writing done, im tryna write about all my albums for my websitr
>>562257
We can act like a married couple!
AND BANG
>>562264
#kiss you always know what to say my love
i want chicken sandwich
David's
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just hope i get there in time to get to my friends, i have a dress i wanna put on so i gotta get over there
>>562267
I have chicken in the fridge
!!UTCPvC12Ac
heres my crazy take btw, i think transfem slacker is a pretty good album, i like it alot
my stomach doesnt hurt anymore i dont need to eat
!!UTCPvC12Ac
eat dumbass
no im too fat i dont deserve it
rose has commanded it she’s based
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562275
"deserve" shut up n eat something
eat then go do activities with me
wouldnt it be metal if i starved myself to death tho
we can go for a bike ride
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562279
no itd be stupid
you won’t you’ll rebound
the best thing for weight loss is consistency and low stress
!!UTCPvC12Ac
can you like get real instead??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur like an adult can you just like not be rlly dumb?
#say cows
#say cute cows
!!UTCPvC12Ac
yayyyy cute cows yayyyy
>>562286
question of my life
>>562286
male brains take longer to mature sorry im dumb
I’m not responding to your posts finch til u send a pic of a nice lil plate of lentils or healthy sandwhich or some stir fry or a balanaced meal like that
rose do they ever have music on trains could you have a car where you play to people that would be cool
!!UTCPvC12Ac
train rose!!! the sleeves are so colorful
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562293
thatd be so hellish
>>562296
average idea of mine xD
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cant imagine anyone enjoying being forced into someone elses music on a train lmao
I was thinking if they had cars you can walk between
so the rose car would have people listening and jamming but ppl would also go to the snacks car and their private cars etc
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562295
hehehe gay sleeves on the straight jumper
>>562301
xp
the green countryside rolling by looks pretty in the pic , I’m sure it gets boring irl
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562294
#throw
::rose_orlando
ooooh I like that one too
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i should appreciate it more tbh im too phone pilled
hot :3
mmmm
me too
love seeing my worms but gotta balance who I want to be with socializing
it’s not like you make your music while chatting I bet, I’ve seen you drop by while making stuff but I bet the bulk of your music was made in a pretty focused way?
I need to go to a stock show
!!UTCPvC12Ac
to look at cows
:)
I want to touch the bush but alone with my phone I would get bored and on it in like 10 seconds
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562311
i mean idk i get p distracted while doing it sometimes but i usually gotta make myself look away from other stuff n get it recorded
railway looks pretty and well maintained and not rusty
Oh should I get cayman skin cowboy botos
*boots
>>562317
yeah. idk going to put my phone down or smth to focus on the dish washer
i like trains
i used to take a train every other weekend
:)
cool
I liked riding the metro
>>562326
blushes
fuck
>>562325
blushes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyone wanna hold hands with me on this train?
>>562334
*blushes* need
>>562333
yeessssss
and perhaps drink tea and eat cookies
waow I didn’t know that
I thought they had bad roads but I trust you
>>562339
I might be going to Chicago in a month
!!UTCPvC12Ac
on mobile n had to refresh idk if i got any dms but they got eated sorry
!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose recs: ponyoak by kleenex girl wonder, awesome album, graham smith da goat
!!UTCPvC12Ac
just saw a plane flying p low...
!!UTCPvC12Ac
we're near an airport im p sure
!!UTCPvC12Ac
imagine if u were walking in the woods n a plane was flying just about tree level
!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play flying at tree level
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was meant to be getting this train with a boy but ive not heard from them in like almost weeks :/ oh welllllllll
!!UTCPvC12Ac
*2 weeks
!!UTCPvC12Ac
theyre kinda cool tho...
Yeah but I need you to talk me OUT of buying them
!!UTCPvC12Ac
uhm dont buy them
I already have four pairs
But I don't have any reds
I need some brownish reds
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562350
kimba crazy
>>562359
your closet will be too full go wear your other ones
>>562364
I have another Closet I have three CLOSETs please
waow
but you won’t be able to see all ur clothes you’ll forget nice pieces bc they are far away
Okay, but I have a counter
go try on your other ones and see how you feel
!!UTCPvC12Ac
twink anon have u bought rose orlando music yet?
meow
>>562353
watnt
These boots have inch and a half heels
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562370
if not you need to use ur money for that first
So I would literally be enormous in them and I would tower over you
Which would MAKE you horny
have you worn similar heels before?
So therefor
>>562377
Yea
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562376
hhhh perhaps a little...
I have a bunch of cowboy boots
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562371
wruff!!
They are comfy tbh
>>562382
puppygirl spotted icbm inbound
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562384
nuh uh, meanie
i HATE puppygirls i BULLY them
>>562381
just wear those silly
>>562387
i hate you then
>>562388
But I only have black, white, green, and another black
>>562385
credit to YOU you made the joke
!!UTCPvC12Ac
dont hate puppygirls :(
I love puppy girls
And I have NO caimans
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi shrimp of ocean
what if i had a salary of 1 million dorra
>>562394
where will you wear them?
ow oww my stomach hurts again
>>562396
I would suck up to you
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562399
eat u stupid fuuuuuuck
waiting for my mom to get done showering so i can ask if we can get something bc we dont have a whole lot in the house
>>562401
this still not replying though til I see the food
okay actually
>>562400
i would give u tree fiddy max
You cannot talk me out of this
I will bankrupt myself but I don't care
noooo u need a budget twinknon i don’t want you to be weak and vulnerable to other people from being poor…
>>562398
yes
rich ppl might take you away from me if you become poor
Look at them!
mfers be like oh im gonna work hard get rich and then im gonna spend time with my hobbies, you wont be the same person after you do all that its over
>>562409
If I just live off of protein shakes
>>562402
oat meal or go grocery shopping
ppl cooking for you is a scam
I can do it
>>562414
You want to work hard to get rich? That pales in comparison to my plan, inheriting wealth
thats genius
>>562406
I would treasure it from you
Okay so how about this
I will save up for the hayabusa
which frees up immediate budget
>>562414
>60 years old
>millions in wealth
finally i can enjoy my hobbies
>die
if you grind for 15 years and you dont have to work anymore do u think u can just stop and start painting lol
for a 2k pair of luchesses
>>562414
lmao yeah u gotta be happy while ur working because not working is not sustainable
>>562424
nice
its probably much healthier to have a good work life balance so the psychic damage of being a sexual organ for capital doesnt erode your soul
>>562429
shrimp wisdom
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i got an hour to kill before my next ttain, i was gonna originally eat ramen with boy but now i cant
or u could do my plan, enjoy it while u can and kill urself in early 30s so u dont have to worry abt any of that
GOD DAMN
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562431
plz advice
>>562432
dont kill urself btw