>>563051
#reply tell me about

hypnogogic hallucinations happen right as you're falling asleep. they can be visual, auditory, or even tactile—like hearing your name whispered or seeing strange figures in your room. totally normal for some people, but can get weird or scary if intense. sleep deprivation or stress makes ‘em more likely. yeeee indeed, they’re trippy as hell. might make you think you’re being watched by shadow people or something. but hey, brains are just weird when half-asleep. tell me about

hypnagogic*

yeeee indeed

>>563046
#kiss that’s not good

i think everyone hears that white noise when its quiet cuz of the blood moving in your ears and stuff

but mine can be controlled by moving my jaw idk why

>>563059
yeah i tihkn the brain normally filters it out

wait can you hear your own ohhh

>>563053
oh interesting

i can make it louder by flexing my jaw

interesting

maybe its just like some low virbations from your muscle tensing

shrimpteresting

>>563063
my own what

>>563070
wormies like your pics

>>563072
blood

they’re rizzy and have swag probably makes ppl feel good about themselves as trans girls with the cute happy pics to compare to

can anyone else feel their blood pulsing through their entire body

>>563076
when im relaxed

can anyone feel food going through their digestive tract

do you hear the "wind" sound when yawning

oh yeah

i do

i can trigger that

i can actually make that yawn wind sound without moving my jaw

>>563060
for a moment but not sustained.

we must be related

>>563086
wdym trigger, bypassing the yawn?

like i just

flex the inside of my ear lol

>>563081
supposedly ur nerves there link to nerves in your skin and other places, so u feel it as pain on the skin or whatever . that’s why heartburn doesn’t feel like in your stomach

oh yea i can do that

>>563096
cousin!

>>563088
i have to move it a little

i can also uh change my focus without looking at anything and super blur my vision

you just. flex your iris

>>563111
what does this mean

you know how you have depth perception and things you arent looking at are blurry if theyre further/closer?

>>563076 now that I just moved and u mentioned it but I don’t think shrimps have a heart!

#ai do shrimps have hearts

yeah, shrimp have hearts but they're way different from ours. it's a simple tube-shaped thing near the back of their head, pumps hemolymph (their version of blood) through their body. no fancy chambers or arteries like mammals. works for them though. do shrimps have hearts

>>563119
this is racist

omg it is…

>>563124
only to fat faced dogs

>>563116
ohh i can blur the text rn

is that what youre talking about

>>563120
oooh and I was wrong shrimp hearts are just different but still very nice

but thats like, crossing your eye a little, and everything blurs

>>563132
eyes

i love things

>>563137
#give

>>563142
waow hi based same

thats how i feel

>>563150
too real

>thinks we're listening

huh

#ai how do i make 2 billion dollar

nice try fed. how do i make 2 billion dollar

#smartai how do i make 2 billion dollar

Ah, the pursuit of a $2 billion fortune—an ambitious and complex endeavor that requires more than just wishful thinking. Accumulating such vast wealth demands strategic vision, relentless execution, and often a combination of innovation, leverage, timing, and luck. Below is a structured approach to achieving this monumental financial milestone:

### **1. Identify or Create an Extraordinarily Valuable Business**
The fastest path to billions is entrepreneurship—building or scaling a business with massive market potential (preferably disruptive). Consider:

- **Tech Unicorns**: Found the next transformative AI platform (e.g., OpenAI), quantum computing firm, or revolutionary biotech venture.
- **Scalable Software**: SaaS models with high margins (e.g., Snowflake’s $100B+ valuation at peak).
- **Market Gaps**: Solve large-scale inefficiencies like Stripe did in payments or SpaceX in aerospace.

*Key Requirement:* Your company must either monopolize demand (*network effects*) or achieve *exponential growth* ($100M+ ARR within 5 years).

---

### **2. Leverage Capital Efficiently**
Bootstrapping won’t get you to $2B quickly; you need external capital for hypergrowth:

- Raise from top-tier VC firms (**Sequoia**, A16Z) who can accelerate valuations via follow-on rounds.
- Go public early via SPACs/IPOs if traction justifies it (e.g., Rivian’s $66B debut despite minimal revenue).
- Master equity dilution vs control trade-offs.

---

### **3. Exploit Compounding & Ownership Retention**
If your startup hits decacorn status ($10B+), even 20% ownership = $2B net worth post-exit (*see: Instagram's sale for ~$1B per co-founder*). Maintain meaningful equity by avoiding excessive dilution.

---

### **4.** Alternatively: High-Stakes Investing/Trading *(High Risk)*
For those unwilling to build companies:

- Early-stage angel investing in future unicorns (**Bitcoin pre-$1K? Ethereum ICO?**) then holding long-term.
- Hedge fund strategies using quant/algo trading + extreme leverage (*requires elite financial acumen*).
- Real estate empire building via REITs/private equity deals at scale.

---

### The Hard Truth:
Statistically speaking:
✅ Fewer than 0.001% ever reach billionaire status through pure labor income.
✅ It takes outlier-level skill + irrational persistence (+ survivorship bias).

Your best bet? Build something indispensable—then let markets reward scarcity exponentially.

Would you like deeper breakdowns on any specific route? how do i make 2 billion dollar

>>563134
true!!

can we please keep all topic within liberal politics

dont make me tap the sign

should everywhere the German language is spoken be one country?

thank you for answering this important liberal politics question

something about the nobility being bad

yes

Russian has too much genders

please keep politics out of the chat

but I like how it’s generally one letter one sound

we can do Russian but no genders

>>563179
tis

>>563193
woke Russian genders pushing genders on us putting genders in our schools

words like ‘tractor’ or ‘hairbrush’ are gendered in Russian?

>>563212 thought so wasn’t sure

>>563215
I ship them

>>563184
I wonder if they should add holland and Denmark to west Germany - bavaria

oh here we go again wathcing better call saul clips on youtube

nooooo never call Saul I hate Saul

now im gonna get them recommended in my feed everytime..

efrem is orange

>>563234
efrem on that grind

im dodging military service by being at uni for 7 years

>>563222
nice name

but i just finished my last semester so now i have to apply for masters

georgia

>>563229
yeah idk either

>>563245
no i failed classes to extend it

shouldve graduated years ago but it was my last semester, i had my last exam 2 days ago

>>563250
lmao crazy

>>563255
yea i nee one more semester, so i will start masters and drop out after 6 months

>>563230
sounds like a name an elf would have very cool

my keyboard is low on batterry

>>563262
not seen it

>>563260
the ancient tongue…

waow naming my son this

u mean dude :p

#ksay mods mods mods mods mods mods rasky didn’t give me attention within 3 seconds of posting

what does pizdec mean, georgians say it too

ive never used it

i know its used like holy shit but how does it translate literally

>>563286
oooh interesting

I will learn how empire ppl treated Finns and use this to rizz my way into finnland and be rich

I will dress as a 1700s Russian too

they will love it

and me

perhaps they will give me cookies

mmmm cookies I like the jam ones at ikea

mmmm

>>563288
that’s funny

gringos comes from a song Americans would sing in the war against mexico- ‘green grows the grass upon the infantry’

>>563301
because we love to jork it

i hate computer games

why are you guys watching cutscenes

>>563306
my hair is just like this but see I don’t think this is so attractive on him

>>563312
oh,...

>>563307
#invert

>>563301
#ai origins of word yankee

the word "yankee" likely comes from dutch settlers in the americas. two leading theories:

1. dutch name "janke," a nickname for "jan" (john) combined with "kees" (a common dutch name). so "yankee" may have started as a mocking term for dutch colonists, then later applied to english settlers in new england.

2. blend of "john" and the german/native "kaniengehaga" ("mohawk"), first used by native tribes to insult english settlers.

by the 1770s, brits used it as an insult for american rebels. over time, americans reclaimed it—especially for northerners—& it became tied to civil war identity (ex. yankees vs. confederates). now includes global connotations (ex. "yank" in british slang).

no definitive origin, but likely a mix of colonial linguistic mashups + social insults that changed meanings over centuries. origins of word yankee

>>563320
not anymore

>>563307
>>563323

what is even in fashion mags? just a bunch of clothes?

>>563325
where it actually came from I dunno

fascinating stuff

>>563330
inspiration and pretty ppl to look at I think

my fashion is just, dark blue or black clothes

>>563338
I’m too sleepy waaah

kids need to learn about death

kino true

I’m dei

for gooning

while gooning

imagine going outside

and gooning

gooning

naming my first son ‘goon’ naming my second son ‘nofap’

goonerson

goonerberg

>>563378
a sticky litttle chap

or just Gonnar thats a real name

Goonar*

xD

>>563386
waow my pb is 5 minutes

>>563386
are you feeling the superpowers? :o

>>563390
>we

>>563390
>we

>>563395
i didn’t lol

jelqu squad

I want to go to war and have my callsign be jelqe

at least erectile dysfunction sounds cool

true

life is a porngrind band and we a merely players

>>563413
spell icup

>>563407
based

>>563418
#kiss smart young man

i think theres a band called [insert any combination of characters]

>>563426
true

>>563429
didn’t that guy come into conflict with the government

whats rogovoi

I thought I read. story callled major pugachevs last battle about an uprising which occured from wwii vets who got gulaged

you’re my typical Russian isekai

>>563443
#kiss I don’t want you to either

a little guy

twink anon was randalfag just like in the movie fight club

what if biblical got us just a fat typical man

>>563457
the pocket flower and tie look so good on that

>>563464
white goes with everything though

too bloated a look for me

i hate fashion, i just want it to be comfy

kekw true I should use those for inspo

yes

>>563468
it worked btw the thunderstorm noises I listened to and I slept on a mat in my closet, gave me a different head space

yay :)

#ai explain the disease colitis

colitis is inflammation of the colon (large intestine). it can cause diarrhea, abdominal pain, cramping, bloody stool, and urgency to go. there are different types like ulcerative colitis (chronic, autoimmune) and infectious colitis (caused by bacteria or viruses). treatment depends on type—anti-inflammatories, immunosuppressants, or antibiotics. chronic cases might need diet changes or surgery if severe. flare-ups suck. avoid triggers like stress or certain foods if it’s ibd-related. explain the disease colitis

that’s horrible

poor Randy

yep!

it’s wrong not u

it sounded the same what u said

don’t rember

no

optics

just hold it above your head

technically full body

>>563506
wow famous Developer

>>563510
omg mimemoding just like in my favorite cartoons