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anon
mmmm cookies I like the jam ones at ikea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563295
Tastes like swedish semen
anon
mmmm
anon
gringos comes from a song Americans would sing in the war against mexico- ‘green grows the grass upon the infantry’
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well we know that british used "yankie" as a slur against american but they loved to too much
>>563303>>563321
anon
>>563301
because we love to jork it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563302
Gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CD-i Zelda is the greatest game ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563306
Doesn't even have his signature sideburns snh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>563307
this is sexist i can’t believe u
nonners
why are you guys watching cutscenes
>>563314
anon
And we normally disagree on everything
>>563317
anon
>>563306
my hair is just like this but see I don’t think this is so attractive on him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563310
Because funny ytp clips
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
twink anonnnnnn hiiiii
>>563326
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563315
Are you man or not
anon
>>563301
#ai origins of word yankee

the word "yankee" likely comes from dutch settlers in the americas. two leading theories:

1. dutch name "janke," a nickname for "jan" (john) combined with "kees" (a common dutch name). so "yankee" may have started as a mocking term for dutch colonists, then later applied to english settlers in new england.

2. blend of "john" and the german/native "kaniengehaga" ("mohawk"), first used by native tribes to insult english settlers.

by the 1770s, brits used it as an insult for american rebels. over time, americans reclaimed it—especially for northerners—& it became tied to civil war identity (ex. yankees vs. confederates). now includes global connotations (ex. "yank" in british slang).

no definitive origin, but likely a mix of colonial linguistic mashups + social insults that changed meanings over centuries.
origins of word yankee
>>563325
anon
Reading a bunch of fashion mags right now
>>563329
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563327
#invert
anon
>>563325
where it actually came from I dunno
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563328
So you're a girl
nonners
fascinating stuff
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
find articles to send to me so i can become epicstyle
>>563340
anon
>>563336
primarily inspiration, trying to find articles to shoot to tea anon
>>563356
anon
so she can peruse
nonners
my fashion is just, dark blue or black clothes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Been a bit obsessed with DnD lately
anon
what pants or shorts or skirt did you pair it with?
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just a pair of high waisted black jeans
>>563350
anon
>>563349
That sounds exactly the way to go
anon
Are they tight jeans?
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they kinda flare out at the bottom,i should naybe get some skinner jeans idk
>>563355
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563351
Okay, I'm just joking the train just looks like the trains I usually ride
anon
>>563353
Those are fashionable right now, so say Vogue
anon
Jeans that flare out at the bottom I mean
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
playing pokemon rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They sure say "DIE!" a lot for a kid's game
anon
They sure say DEI alot for a KID'S GAME woke ZELDA brainwashing the YOUTH
anon
kids need to learn about death
anon
kino true
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fair
anon
I’m dei
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The pixel animations are really good tho
anon
for gooning
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stop gooning
anon
while gooning
nonners
imagine going outside
anon
and gooning
anon
I never Goon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine going
anon
gooning
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cummies
anon
>you killed me
>GOOD
anon
naming my first son ‘goon’ naming my second son ‘nofap’
>>563386
nonners
goonerson
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Goon Goonerson
>>563381
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563342
#throw
::mimemoder
nonners
goonerberg
nonners
or just Gonnar thats a real name
nonners
Goonar*
anon
xD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mmmmm richer
nonners
>>563386
are you feeling the superpowers? :o
anon
I am like more confident, sharper, more sigma, there is constantly music playing in the background when I walk, and I am becoming Patrick Bateman. I want to drop a chainsaw onto a prostitute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes, any last words?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay I see the typo now
>>563397
anon
I am going to smoke and read Vogue and jelq and squat and jelq some more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jelqing
anon
jelqu squad
anon
jelqmaxxing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jelqing it
anon
So I can have a HUGE hog and Erectile Dysfunction
anon
I want to go to war and have my callsign be jelqe
nonners
at least erectile dysfunction sounds cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good for a porngrind band
anon
true
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think there's an actual band called Cum Swamp
>>563421
anon
life is a porngrind band and we a merely players
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Life's a music scene and I'm Seth Putnam
anon
>>563409
impressive
anon
You should come here and let me have a taste
anon
Not of your coke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like cocaine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
idup
anon
>>563416
Can I taste it off of your lips
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hortny
nonners
i think theres a band called [insert any combination of characters]
>>563430>>563428
anon
>>563423
I am never horny, simply thirsty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dismembered Pugacheva
>>563433
anon
>>563426
Called Jenny and the Jelqs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why
nonners
whats rogovoi
anon
>>563432
Russian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563433
2 guys, Academy Maniacs
anon
I thought I read. story callled major pugachevs last battle about an uprising which occured from wwii vets who got gulaged
>>563440
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The more accurate way to say it would be спермотоксикозник
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563437
Sounds like a typical russian isekai
anon
you’re my typical Russian isekai
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't want to die
>>563445
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563442
Да я не корыто
anon
>>563443
#kiss I don’t want you to either
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Родянка ты охуел, я не дырявый я реальный пацан
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm just a guy
anon
a little guy
anon
twink anon was randalfag just like in the movie fight club
>>563458
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
I'm genderless but like in a masculine way. Like biblical God
anon
what if biblical got us just a fat typical man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm Ryan Gosling
>>563460
anon
He is literally me
anon
>>563457
the pocket flower and tie look so good on that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He is literally ME
anon
If I was born a black man, sure there is a high chance that I would get shot by a cop, but also I could wear way more stuff
>>563466
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Back in the days there we 2 opposing forces: Dnepropetrovsk maniacs (3 guys 1 hammer) and Academy maniacs (Dismembered Pugacheva)
anon
>>563464
white goes with everything though
anon
too bloated a look for me
nonners
i hate fashion, i just want it to be comfy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563467
He's dressed like a Doctor Who extra
anon
That's the point tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Or a Dr. Seuss book character
anon
kekw true I should use those for inspo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, really he lookslike a Dr. Seuss character
anon
yes
anon
>>563468
it worked btw the thunderstorm noises I listened to and I slept on a mat in my closet, gave me a different head space
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563478
Really nailing that 1930's Germany propoganda poster look
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good news is that I finally bought my meds today
anon
yay :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looking back, I think my least favourite part about suffering from colitis is having bloody diarhhea 6 times a day
anon
#ai explain the disease colitis

colitis is inflammation of the colon (large intestine). it can cause diarrhea, abdominal pain, cramping, bloody stool, and urgency to go. there are different types like ulcerative colitis (chronic, autoimmune) and infectious colitis (caused by bacteria or viruses). treatment depends on type—anti-inflammatories, immunosuppressants, or antibiotics. chronic cases might need diet changes or surgery if severe. flare-ups suck. avoid triggers like stress or certain foods if it’s ibd-related.
explain the disease colitis
anon
that’s horrible
anon
poor Randy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oooh, it's called immunosuppressants
anon
yep!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No wonder my broswer kept underlining it as incorrect
anon
it’s wrong not u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's what they called in my country
anon
it sounded the same what u said
anon
don’t rember
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
rember
anon
no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its so hard taking a full body pic of urself with no mirror oughhh theyre gonna kill meeeeeeee
anon
optics
anon
just hold it above your head
anon
technically full body
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take 2 photos and tape them together
anon
image.jpg
actually most of my body is included in this picture it’s just blocked
0.6800% booger!boymodewng
any game that doesn't have the word "balatro" in it is actually a bad game IMO
0.6801% booger!boymodewng
>>563506
ommg i love your game
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Joker's big naturals
anon
>>563510
omg mimemoding just like in my favorite cartoons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna go have a cuppa tea cya later
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563510
they are toooo straight i feeel, need some shit that shows off my legs more
anon
cylindrical
anon
yeah
anon
you look fine in them just not ultra stylish
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they r just jeans fr
anon
the fabric looks kinda nice in the photo
anon
did u sit for a minute before leaving on your train trip? something to do in the future!
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wdym?
anon
randal invented it
anon
u sit for a minute in silence before leaving for a big trip so you don’t forget stuff
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i sat for a few minutes n drank a beer
anon
oooh you did it really well
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so bored of this train
>>563529
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
only like 20 more mins
anon
they need your music playing
0.6802% booger!boymodewng
>>563526
hijack it
0.6803% booger!boymodewng
then it wouldn't be boring anymmore
anon
yeah!!!
0.6804% booger!boymodewng
you'd be driving it
::5Head
anon
go really fast!
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i jist wanna get to my friends house dawg
anon
demand an end to the occupation of Palestine
anon
or else
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
free palestine
anon
yeah
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando is against zionism
anon
<3
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>563542
#aicheck (real)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
it's real >>563544
0.6805% booger!boymodewng
>>563541
::motorciyle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay true
0.6806% booger!boymodewng
guess you can't buy a motorcicyle they don't exist
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay fungle
0.6807% booger!boymodewng
>>563551
#throw
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay cows
0.6808% booger!boymodewng
>>563556
.play cows around corb lund
0.6810% booger!boymodewng
::moo
0.6811% booger!boymodewng
::cows
0.6812% booger!boymodewng
the boru is so dead #itsover (417)
anon
#say cows
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay never goon
0.6813% booger!boymodewng
>>563566
i'm so produ of you
0.6814% booger!boymodewng
ur even on a small screen :D
0.6815% booger!boymodewng
u shuld get a smartwatch and be on an even smaller screen
0.6816% booger!boymodewng
when is libpol coming to smart toasters
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563510
#throw
::rose_orlando
nonners from small screen
#8ball should i kms (nah)
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
libpol themed stroker
nonners from small screen
anyway
0.6818% booger!boymodewng
anyway did you know that subway has $5 footlongs available
>>563581
nonners from small screen
never eaten at subway
>>563584
0.6819% booger!boymodewng
do too
0.6820% booger!boymodewng
>>563582
do you hate the sub or the way part
nonners from small screen
i dont hate ive never been
0.6821% booger!boymodewng
frick my charactrer just got pushed off a cliff in this video game
0.6822% booger!boymodewng
he sucks
nonners from small screen
its ur fault (ure bad at the game (u should uninstall))
>>563590
0.6823% booger!boymodewng
IT WAS A CUTSCENE THE CHARACTER IS JUST A LIL BITCH
anon
>>563588
hahaha booger got pushed off a cliff
0.6824% booger!boymodewng
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FANTASY IS DEAD
anon
:0
0.6825% booger!boymodewng
now winds of winter for sure isn't comming out
anon
why am i not logged in what
>>563596
0.6826% booger!boymodewng
>>563595
not locked in smmh
Spiders
*cough cough*
Spiders
hiiiii
Spiders
:3
0.6827% booger!boymodewng
hiiiiiiiiiii :D
0.6828% booger!boymodewng
if your on light mode it makes ur name saged
Spiders
"saged"??
0.6829% booger!boymodewng
like uhh a differernt color
Spiders
test
Spiders
test
Spiders
doesn't do nuthin
0.6830% booger!boymodewng
tes
0.6831% booger!boymodewng
vs
0.6832% booger!boymodewng
oh
0.6833% booger!boymodewng
it used to do it on bw
0.6834% booger!boymodewng
idk then
0.6835% booger!boymodewng
it used to make it like green
Spiders
the green one is here.
Spiders
wait by "light mode" you mean beta theme or something else
0.6836% booger!boymodewng
there used to be a light theme on bw and then yeah here's it's just beta theme and i don't think sage works on it anymore
Spiders
there's dark theme and beta theme
0.6837% booger!boymodewng
honestly beta theme is kinda nice...
Spiders
it's called "beta" theme because it's made for BETAS
>>563626
Spiders
LOL!
0.6838% booger!boymodewng
WTFFFFF
0.6839% booger!boymodewng
>:(
Spiders
holy shit i wish i was a girl.
>>563627
0.6840% booger!boymodewng
u r one
0.6841% booger!boymodewng
why is japan obsessed with cities surrounded by walls
0.6842% booger!boymodewng
this is the second major peice of media that has a big ass city surroundied by a wall
0.6843% booger!boymodewng
i'm playing mmetaphor:refantazio
Spiders
twinkanon
Spiders
:3
Spiders
i missed you
anon
Missed you too!
Spiders
*kisses and nuzzles against neck*
>>563641
Spiders
:3
Spiders
i'm such a faggot
Spiders
i should end it all
Spiders
kill me
Spiders
with a knife
anon
Nah, I'd rather (redacted for hornyposting) you
Spiders
that would be fitting for you
Spiders
TOO LATE
Spiders
I SAW
Spiders
WHAT'S HIDDEN BY THE HORNY FILTER
anon
What no I didn't want you to know what I was hiding oh no now she knows what I wanna do....
anon
Simple as
Spiders
yes sir
Spiders
whatever you say sir
Spiders
:33
anon
Very cute!
anon
They have threatened me for hornyposting, so I cannot say too much unfortunately
>>563658
anon
That's the way it goes, but I can still talk about dressing girls up in cute little outfits
>>563662
anon
>>563662
Hmm... I guess it depends. Right now I am trying to help tea anon figure out what she wants to wear, so I have been going through a gorillion fashion magazines. Would prob need a general overview of body type like leg length and such to know what I'd put you in, but it would be femmy because I am evil and forcefem boymoders
>>563667
anon
>>563665
She's an anon that I think started coming here around the time I did, she has nice shoulders and neckline so I've been trying to find good haltertops and such, she seems to like preppier stuff and neutral colors, but I am still trying to get a good idea for her style. because I am very ostentatious.
Spiders
if you want to know bodytype then like
Spiders
imagine a gross masculine figure
>>563673
Spiders
and you've got it!
Spiders
"nice shoulders and neckline" kms
Spiders
i need to get on estro what am i even doing
anon
>>563669
I sincerely doubt that, I said a couple days ago that my most transphobic opinion is that you fuckers need personal stylists to help you guys realize how attractive you actually are
Spiders
attractive in a boy way maybe
anon
Nah, attractive in a girl way
Spiders
a MAN way
Spiders
maybe
Spiders
hi raskolnikov
Spiders
awr
Spiders
what's up?
Spiders
awesome
anon
>>563678
It's tough I imagine, I am not trans so idk. But it does sort of like, idk alot of you probably aren't told that you have really attractive characteristics and I think alot of you also fixate on certain flaws or certain characteristics you heavily associate with gender. Where it's like I don't think tea had ever been complimented on her neckline, and she might have gone through a long time without someone mentioning it. And it's because most people don't really *know* what makes that stuff attractive, you know?
>>563689
anon
Basically all I am saying is that 1. I will make you my woman and 2. I will dress you up in a cute outfit so you feel like my woman
0.6844% booger!boymodewng
>>563684
we should go to chilis rasky
Spiders
i'm just so tired
Spiders
i got antidepressants a couple days ago
Spiders
i'll pop the first one today
Spiders
wonder if it will help. i hope i'll at least be able to sleep better because i've been unable to fall asleep sooner than 4 am this past week
>>563705>>563704
shrimpe
does anybody else take cold showers then not dry themselves off then stand in front of their AC fan
>>563698
shrimpe
hi booby
0.6846% booger!boymodewng
wowwww you have ac?
0.6847% booger!boymodewng
you'r richy rich
shrimpe
yeah i have my own portable stupid ones with the hose that goes on the ground its stupid
shrimpe
>>563694
sad matter of fact with antidepressants is that they will take a few weeks to really kick in and you might still need an upped dosage after that and wait another month or it might not work try a new one it is a pain in the ass but. i mean theyve probably saved my life once or twice so
>>563713
shrimpe
i do think they can be worth it
Spiders
LONGEST HORNY DM I'VE EVER GOTTEN
Spiders
hahahahhaha
shrimpe
should i ban them
Spiders
:3
shrimpe
im gonna ban them
anon
what!!!
Spiders
honestly it would be better for me if it was estrogen pills instead...........................
anon
I am innocent
Spiders
yup. i can confirm

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