「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
mmmm cookies I like the jam ones at ikea
>>563295
Tastes like swedish semen
mmmm
>>563288
that’s funny
gringos comes from a song Americans would sing in the war against mexico- ‘green grows the grass upon the infantry’
Well we know that british used "yankie" as a slur against american but they loved to too much
>>563301
because we love to jork it
>>563302
Gay
CD-i Zelda is the greatest game ever
>>563293
\\pushkinmaxxing
i hate computer games
>>563306
Doesn't even have his signature sideburns snh
!boymodewng
>>563307
this is sexist i can’t believe u
why are you guys watching cutscenes
>>563307
me too
And we normally disagree on everything
>>563306
my hair is just like this but see I don’t think this is so attractive on him
>>563310
Because funny ytp clips
!!UTCPvC12Ac
twink anonnnnnn hiiiii
>>563312
oh,...
>>563315
Are you man or not
>>563307
#invert
>>563317
Yes?
>>563301
#ai origins of word yankee
the word "yankee" likely comes from dutch settlers in the americas. two leading theories:
1. dutch name "janke," a nickname for "jan" (john) combined with "kees" (a common dutch name). so "yankee" may have started as a mocking term for dutch colonists, then later applied to english settlers in new england.
2. blend of "john" and the german/native "kaniengehaga" ("mohawk"), first used by native tribes to insult english settlers.
by the 1770s, brits used it as an insult for american rebels. over time, americans reclaimed it—especially for northerners—& it became tied to civil war identity (ex. yankees vs. confederates). now includes global connotations (ex. "yank" in british slang).
no definitive origin, but likely a mix of colonial linguistic mashups + social insults that changed meanings over centuries. origins of word yankee
>>563320
not anymore
>>563322
Not anymore what
>>563321
What you tryna proof, I'm correct
>>563316
hi!
Reading a bunch of fashion mags right now
>>563327
#invert
what is even in fashion mags? just a bunch of clothes?
>>563325
where it actually came from I dunno
>>563330
Uh... literally yeah?
>>563328
So you're a girl
fascinating stuff
>>563330
inspiration and pretty ppl to look at I think
!!UTCPvC12Ac
find articles to send to me so i can become epicstyle
>>563336
primarily inspiration, trying to find articles to shoot to tea anon
so she can peruse
>>563337
I will too
my fashion is just, dark blue or black clothes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
Been a bit obsessed with DnD lately
>>563342
When di you become a RZD customer
>>563342
I think it fits you well
!!UTCPvC12Ac
what pants or shorts or skirt did you pair it with?
>>563346
You know what I meant
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just a pair of high waisted black jeans
>>563349
That sounds exactly the way to go
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563348
genuinely no clue lad
Are they tight jeans?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
they kinda flare out at the bottom,i should naybe get some skinner jeans idk
>>563351
Okay, I'm just joking the train just looks like the trains I usually ride
>>563353
Those are fashionable right now, so say Vogue
>>563338
I’m too sleepy waaah
Jeans that flare out at the bottom I mean
!!UTCPvC12Ac
playing pokemon rn
They sure say "DIE!" a lot for a kid's game
They sure say DEI alot for a KID'S GAME woke ZELDA brainwashing the YOUTH
kids need to learn about death
kino true
Fair
I’m dei
The pixel animations are really good tho
for gooning
Stop gooning
while gooning
imagine going outside
and gooning
I never Goon
Imagine going
gooning
Cummies
>you killed me
>GOOD
naming my first son ‘goon’ naming my second son ‘nofap’
goonerson
Goon Goonerson
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563342
#throw
::mimemoder
goonerberg
>>563378
a sticky litttle chap
or just Gonnar thats a real name
Goonar*
xD
Mmmmm richer
>>563376
nofap for 10 minutes feeling ebtter allready
>>563386
waow my pb is 5 minutes
>>563386
are you feeling the superpowers? :o
I am like more confident, sharper, more sigma, there is constantly music playing in the background when I walk, and I am becoming Patrick Bateman. I want to drop a chainsaw onto a prostitute
Next we're watch SpongeBob ytps
>>563390
>we
Yes, any last words?
>>563390
>we
Okay I see the typo now
I am going to smoke and read Vogue and jelq and squat and jelq some more
>>563395
i didn’t lol
Jelqing
jelqu squad
jelqmaxxing
Jelqing it
So I can have a HUGE hog and Erectile Dysfunction
I want to go to war and have my callsign be jelqe
at least erectile dysfunction sounds cool
Good for a porngrind band
true
I think there's an actual band called Cum Swamp
life is a porngrind band and we a merely players
Life's a music scene and I'm Seth Putnam
>>563409
impressive
You should come here and let me have a taste
Not of your coke
>>563413
spell icup
I like cocaine
>>563415
icup
idup
>>563407
based
>>563416
Can I taste it off of your lips
>>563418
#kiss smart young man
Hortny
i think theres a band called [insert any combination of characters]
>>563423
I am never horny, simply thirsty
>>563426
true
Dismembered Pugacheva
>>563426
Called Jenny and the Jelqs
Why
>>563429
didn’t that guy come into conflict with the government
whats rogovoi
>>563432
Russian
>>563433
2 guys, Academy Maniacs
I thought I read. story callled major pugachevs last battle about an uprising which occured from wwii vets who got gulaged
The more accurate way to say it would be спермотоксикозник
>>563437
Sounds like a typical russian isekai
you’re my typical Russian isekai
I don't want to die
>>563442
Да я не корыто
>>563443
#kiss I don’t want you to either
Родянка ты охуел, я не дырявый я реальный пацан
What
I'm just a guy
a little guy
twink anon was randalfag just like in the movie fight club
what if biblical got us just a fat typical man
>>563454
Incorrect
I'm Ryan Gosling
>>563459
No I am
He is literally me
>>563457
the pocket flower and tie look so good on that
He is literally ME
If I was born a black man, sure there is a high chance that I would get shot by a cop, but also I could wear way more stuff
Back in the days there we 2 opposing forces: Dnepropetrovsk maniacs (3 guys 1 hammer) and Academy maniacs (Dismembered Pugacheva)
>>563464
white goes with everything though
!boymodewng
>>563467
okay i’m looking now what
too bloated a look for me
i hate fashion, i just want it to be comfy
>>563467
He's dressed like a Doctor Who extra
That's the point tbh
Or a Dr. Seuss book character
kekw true I should use those for inspo
No, really he lookslike a Dr. Seuss character
yes
>>563468
it worked btw the thunderstorm noises I listened to and I slept on a mat in my closet, gave me a different head space
>>563478
Really nailing that 1930's Germany propoganda poster look
Good news is that I finally bought my meds today
yay :)
Looking back, I think my least favourite part about suffering from colitis is having bloody diarhhea 6 times a day
#ai explain the disease colitis
colitis is inflammation of the colon (large intestine). it can cause diarrhea, abdominal pain, cramping, bloody stool, and urgency to go. there are different types like ulcerative colitis (chronic, autoimmune) and infectious colitis (caused by bacteria or viruses). treatment depends on type—anti-inflammatories, immunosuppressants, or antibiotics. chronic cases might need diet changes or surgery if severe. flare-ups suck. avoid triggers like stress or certain foods if it’s ibd-related. explain the disease colitis
that’s horrible
poor Randy
Oooh, it's called immunosuppressants
yep!
No wonder my broswer kept underlining it as incorrect
it’s wrong not u
It's what they called in my country
it sounded the same what u said
don’t rember
rember
no
Yes
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its so hard taking a full body pic of urself with no mirror oughhh theyre gonna kill meeeeeeee
optics
just hold it above your head
technically full body
Take 2 photos and tape them together
!boymodewng
any game that doesn't have the word "balatro" in it is actually a bad game IMO
Balatro
!boymodewng
>>563506
ommg i love your game
>>563506
wow famous Developer
Joker's big naturals
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563510
omg mimemoding just like in my favorite cartoons
I'm gonna go have a cuppa tea cya later
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563510
they are toooo straight i feeel, need some shit that shows off my legs more
cylindrical
yeah
you look fine in them just not ultra stylish
!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah
!!UTCPvC12Ac
they r just jeans fr
the fabric looks kinda nice in the photo
did u sit for a minute before leaving on your train trip? something to do in the future!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
wdym?
randal invented it
u sit for a minute in silence before leaving for a big trip so you don’t forget stuff
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i sat for a few minutes n drank a beer
oooh you did it really well
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so bored of this train
!!UTCPvC12Ac
only like 20 more mins
they need your music playing
!boymodewng
>>563526
hijack it
!boymodewng
then it wouldn't be boring anymmore
yeah!!!
!boymodewng
you'd be driving it
::5Head
go really fast!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i jist wanna get to my friends house dawg
demand an end to the occupation of Palestine
or else
!!UTCPvC12Ac
free palestine
yeah
!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando is against zionism
<3
>>563542
#aicheck (real)
>>563542
No, it's ai
it's real >>563544
!boymodewng
>>563541
::motorciyle
>>563542
#ksay real
#ksay true
!boymodewng
guess you can't buy a motorcicyle they don't exist
#ksay glungle
#ksay fungle
!boymodewng
>>563551
#throw
#say cows
#ksay cows
!boymodewng
>>563556
.play cows around corb lund
#say cows
!boymodewng
>>563559
moo
!boymodewng
::moo
!boymodewng
::cows
!boymodewng
the boru is so dead #itsover (417)
#say cows
#ksay never goon
im such a social butterfly
>>563566
:D
!boymodewng
>>563566
i'm so produ of you
!boymodewng
ur even on a small screen :D
!boymodewng
u shuld get a smartwatch and be on an even smaller screen
!boymodewng
when is libpol coming to smart toasters
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563510
#throw
::rose_orlando
#8ball should i kms (nah)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
libpol themed stroker
#say cows
!boymodewng
>>563576
i wanna make you moo
>>563577
Yes please
anyway
!boymodewng
anyway did you know that subway has $5 footlongs available
>>563580
they don't
never eaten at subway
!boymodewng
do too
!boymodewng
>>563582
do you hate the sub or the way part
i dont hate ive never been
!boymodewng
frick my charactrer just got pushed off a cliff in this video game
!boymodewng
he sucks
its ur fault (ure bad at the game (u should uninstall))
!boymodewng
IT WAS A CUTSCENE THE CHARACTER IS JUST A LIL BITCH
>>563588
hahaha booger got pushed off a cliff
!boymodewng
:0
!boymodewng
now winds of winter for sure isn't comming out
why am i not logged in what
!boymodewng
>>563595
not locked in smmh
*cough cough*
hiiiii
:3
!boymodewng
hiiiiiiiiiii :D
!boymodewng
if your on light mode it makes ur name saged
"saged"??
!boymodewng
like uhh a differernt color
test
test
doesn't do nuthin
!boymodewng
tes
!boymodewng
vs
!boymodewng
oh
!boymodewng
it used to do it on bw
!boymodewng
idk then
!boymodewng
it used to make it like green
the green one is here.
wait by "light mode" you mean beta theme or something else
!boymodewng
there used to be a light theme on bw and then yeah here's it's just beta theme and i don't think sage works on it anymore
there's dark theme and beta theme
!boymodewng
honestly beta theme is kinda nice...
it's called "beta" theme because it's made for BETAS
LOL!
!boymodewng
WTFFFFF
!boymodewng
>:(
holy shit i wish i was a girl.
!boymodewng
u r one
>>563620
BETA
>>563624
I will make you my woman
!boymodewng
why is japan obsessed with cities surrounded by walls
!boymodewng
this is the second major peice of media that has a big ass city surroundied by a wall
!boymodewng
i'm playing mmetaphor:refantazio
>>563627
yes please
twinkanon
:3
i missed you
Missed you too!
*kisses and nuzzles against neck*
:3
i'm such a faggot
i should end it all
>>563636
Cutie...
kill me
with a knife
Nah, I'd rather (redacted for hornyposting) you
that would be fitting for you
TOO LATE
I SAW
WHAT'S HIDDEN BY THE HORNY FILTER
What no I didn't want you to know what I was hiding oh no now she knows what I wanna do....
>>563650
You will be my woman
Simple as
yes sir
whatever you say sir
:33
Very cute!
They have threatened me for hornyposting, so I cannot say too much unfortunately
>>563657
did they really
>>563658
Yes... so sad
That's the way it goes, but I can still talk about dressing girls up in cute little outfits
>>563661
omg :3 what would you dress me up in
>>563662
Hmm... I guess it depends. Right now I am trying to help tea anon figure out what she wants to wear, so I have been going through a gorillion fashion magazines. Would prob need a general overview of body type like leg length and such to know what I'd put you in, but it would be femmy because I am evil and forcefem boymoders
hold on who's tea anon
>>563665
She's an anon that I think started coming here around the time I did, she has nice shoulders and neckline so I've been trying to find good haltertops and such, she seems to like preppier stuff and neutral colors, but I am still trying to get a good idea for her style. because I am very ostentatious.
if you want to know bodytype then like
imagine a gross masculine figure
and you've got it!
"nice shoulders and neckline" kms
i need to get on estro what am i even doing
>>563669
I sincerely doubt that, I said a couple days ago that my most transphobic opinion is that you fuckers need personal stylists to help you guys realize how attractive you actually are
attractive in a boy way maybe
Nah, attractive in a girl way
a MAN way
maybe
hi raskolnikov
awr
what's up?
awesome
>>563678
It's tough I imagine, I am not trans so idk. But it does sort of like, idk alot of you probably aren't told that you have really attractive characteristics and I think alot of you also fixate on certain flaws or certain characteristics you heavily associate with gender. Where it's like I don't think tea had ever been complimented on her neckline, and she might have gone through a long time without someone mentioning it. And it's because most people don't really *know* what makes that stuff attractive, you know?
Basically all I am saying is that 1. I will make you my woman and 2. I will dress you up in a cute outfit so you feel like my woman
!boymodewng
>>563684
we should go to chilis rasky
>>563686
you're 100% right
i'm just so tired
i got antidepressants a couple days ago
i'll pop the first one today
wonder if it will help. i hope i'll at least be able to sleep better because i've been unable to fall asleep sooner than 4 am this past week
does anybody else take cold showers then not dry themselves off then stand in front of their AC fan
!boymodewng
hi booby
!boymodewng
wowwww you have ac?
!boymodewng
you'r richy rich
>>563696
NO NO DON'T BLOW HIM UP
yeah i have my own portable stupid ones with the hose that goes on the ground its stupid
>>563694
It should improve things
>>563694
sad matter of fact with antidepressants is that they will take a few weeks to really kick in and you might still need an upped dosage after that and wait another month or it might not work try a new one it is a pain in the ass but. i mean theyve probably saved my life once or twice so
i do think they can be worth it
LONGEST HORNY DM I'VE EVER GOTTEN
hahahahhaha
should i ban them
:3
im gonna ban them
what!!!
>>563705
yeah..............
honestly it would be better for me if it was estrogen pills instead...........................
I am innocent
yup. i can confirm