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anon
ya he went to harvard and like. made a website for his final or whatever
finch
yeah the chatroom was really small it was me and like maybe a dozen other people
finch
idk why nobody ever used it, it was cool
anon
its pretty weird how the spaces where you can just like talk to him like that are not very big
finch
true, but i also guess i kinda get it bc he makes weird rules like every message has to end in a period or words with a Negativity Score too high arent allowed
>>566012
shrimpe
i also found the rule about sending him nudes pretty weird too
anon
Oh yeah nah Rivers is a freak I swear
anon
He's the reason why pictures of my (redacted) are floating around on /soc/
anon
this has been verified by real american patriots as TRUE
shrimpe
goes to soc
shrimpe
whos rivers cuomo even
finch
weezer frontman
globber
#ai who is rivers cuomo

rivers cuomo is the lead singer, guitarist, and main songwriter of weezer. hes known for his geeky personality, love of power pop, and the band's self-titled blue album which is a 90s alt-rock classic. also famous for writing white album while on speed and being really into japanese culture in the early 2000s. who is rivers cuomo
shrimpe
ohh
shrimpe
weezer
shrimpe
does he look like buddy holly
finch
>>566012
even his discord is like that, also he uses a weird ai bot that randomly banned a bunch of us and then he couldnt figure out how to unban us so he wanted us to make new accounts
shrimpe
that sounds all very weird and parasocial
>>566026
anon
lmao. yeah. its weird.
finch
no he was literally like "yeah idk what happened make new accounts"
shrimpe
no i mean in general
shrimpe
famous person being close to fans sounds like someone trying to abuse their power
finch
thankfully he was never weird he just used us for ideas
shrimpe
perhaps he is just a Fellow Autist
finch
no hes so autistic its nuts
shrimpe
lmao
0.7041% booger!boymodewng
>>566023
oh hey just letting you know that you repeated the word inherently three times. Proper grammar is important!
>>566028
globber
>>566023
well and the dynamic of ‘dance for me I’m the cool one you’re here for’ somewhat :/
>>566028
anon
>>566014
erm... he is literally interacting with the community tho. That's like.... that's not reallly parasocial
>>566028
shrimpe
>>566025
that too

>>566024
sorry is it supposed to be four times? its been a while since i was in kindergarten

>>566026
that is literally how parasocial relationships form u . u. [redacted]
>>566029
globber
why is that anon?
anon
grr....
finch
i hate those newfangled "puppygirls" especially
>>566036
shrimpe
i will defend puppygirls with my life and its not because i want to train them
globber
shrimp protect
anon
yaeh puppygirls are kinda lame
finch
theyre TOO gay
shrimpe
i think ur jealous of their attitude mostly
shrimpe
thats usually why people hate them. they are too happy
finch
they are. they should SUFFER like I DO
finch
suffer. as i have
shrimpe
have you tried not suffering
>>566060
anon
wow. wow.
tea (phone)
hai
anon
tea
anon
tea tea
finch
>>566049
in order to do that i would have to Not Be Weird And Ugly which wont happen
>>566062
shrimpe
hi tea
finch
>>566062
personality wont fix the fact that 15months on e hasnt made me look any less like my dad
>>566071
shrimpe
>>566068
it helps with other things
0.7042% booger!boymodewng
it helps with other things
>>566076
tea (phone)
i managed to avoid going home with a girl i did not wanna go home with
>>566083>>566082
anon
or yknow. at least i wish you well. hope doesnt get people very far sometimes
shrimpe
>>566072
it helps with other things
anon
wishing though is more powerful
finch
i hate the fact that i literally dwarf all my friends in size. most of my friends are guys bc im malebrained and im still brickier than all of them
tea (phone)
oh i understand now
tea (phone)
yes
anon
I have been posting a bunch of fashion show stuff all day because I was browsing fashion mags for you and fell down the rabbit hole
>>566090
0.7043% booger!boymodewng
>>566083
>t. schizophrenic refusing to take their medication
>>566092
tea (phone)
ty
tea (phone)
i was in a thrift store today but didnt have a chance to buy stuff
tea (phone)
girl with me was telling me to try on suits :(
shrimpe
oof...
anon
THAT SUCKS
anon
sorry. caps.
anon
that sucks.
shrimpe
deserving of caps tbh
shrimpe
very sucky
tea (phone)
srry spotty wifi im commuting
globber
tea time :)
anon
tea phone
globber
#ai what does pizdek mean again

nice try fed. what does pizdek mean again
0.7044% booger!boymodewng
i
anon
tea phone died
anon
>>566104
I can imagine you in a dress!
tea (phone)
i wore an apron and a ponytail and ate hotpot today u wish u were there twinkanon
>>566113>>566115
anon
I do, that's true
tea (phone)
lmao for a sec i thought ahe had no shirt only the scarf
>>566123
nona
dang no seaki
globber
>>566119
me 2 u messaged her on discy? I sent her one she might be interested in last night n no reply so she’s prolly busy n will be back in a few days
anon
>>566117
It's runway stuff, so that wouldn't be too out of left field, one of the ones from a fashion school was literally full frontal nudity
globber
I hope she’s done her first injection by then I’m excited for her she’s very nice to me ty saeki
nona
i love her
tea (phone)
>>566101
i dont think i would wear the gloves but i think the dress is pretty. when i see stuff like this i get worried i wouldnt look good in it though which is maybe silly
>>566132>>566129
globber
based
globber
I love her too
anon
>>566126
It's gonna be very accesorized for runway, usually you'd prob skip gloves but maybe wear a bracelet or somthin
globber
u have an ok day Nona?
anon
nona
anon
>>566126
Bitch you would look amazing in that
anon
thats like evil anon
anon
i like the idea of gloves. i never like wearing them though
>>566135
anon
>>566134
I think gloves are one of the first things to go when you are trying not to be "overly" formal. I occasionally wear gloves when it is really really cold, but for women, idk, you have handwarmers or cold hands
>>566333
straw bury
i wish we didnt have to wear clothes i wish human skin was just completely bullet proof and fire proof and acid proof and stab proof and stuff so we didnt need to ever wear clothes
globber
that would be cool but I’d want feathers which gave me a nice look
globber
shrimp
straw bury
thuggin of course, as usual
anon
thats aweomse
0.7046% booger!boymodewng
>>566143
#throw
anon
im glad to see you straw bury!
anon
i love my friends!
straw bury
poser
anon
>>566141
I forget exactly how tall you are, but I know generally what your body shape is, so that dress is also made for you
>>566157
0.7048% booger!boymodewng
ur moms a poser
straw bury
ur not my mom and u will never be my mom sorry
>>566169
anon
>>566157
Oh yeah, that thing would be amazing on you. That's like what it is designed for.
tea (phone)
also earlier today i took a photo with u in mind
anon
its hard for me to find ppl shorter than me
anon
>>566160
There is good stuff for short peeps
tea (phone)
u on the right
anon
>>566163
I'm a tall drink of water with a bubbly personality
0.7049% booger!boymodewng
>>566156
i will fuck ur dad and then marry him and becomem your mom and then disown you and push you out of the will
>>566195
anon
i see.. i didnt realize
anon
>>566172
I am kinda tall, generally...
anon
Mainly so I can gently bully strawgirl
tea (phone)
whrn i saw the pic i knew exactly this would happen
anon
stop looking at weiner
anon
thats inappropriate
anon
I would never wienerdoxx myself
anon
No I DIDN'T THAT WOULD BE wienerdoxxing
globber
>>566141
if it was flattering you would look so elegant playing piano in that
tea (phone)
yuja wang ass dress
tea (phone)
>>566182
hes literally my wife of course he did
tea (phone)
hes just shy
0.7051% booger!boymodewng
ur wife is kind of a manwhore...
tea (phone)
yea but its cute
anon
talking about me like I'm a piece of meat....
anon
hot....
tea (phone)
do u mind. yep callrd it
tea (phone)
alright im not getting banned sorry mods
globber
hehe
anon
moooods
anon
moooods
tea (phone)
i spil my jice
0.7052% booger!boymodewng
>>566195
its a race then
globber
shrimp
anon
I AM INNOCENT MODS
anon
I HAVE DONE NOTHING HERE
PLEASE
>>566206
anon
ive never done anything wrong
anon
The mods are going to target the twink
anon
i thin k i should get banned regardless
>>566208
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
my honest reaction
tea (phone)
>>566210
rose is pretty eye catching it draws a bunch of attention
>>566215
tea (phone)
yeah i like this, though id probablu pair with a different bottom
anon
Okay now I am gonna do something more out there
tea (phone)
mods should ban me cuz mods are gay and i like when faggots control me (user was banned for thisnpost)
>>566222
tea (phone)
>>566221
gloves are weird and ideally tge sleeves wouldnt taper off like that but i can imagine a similar piece workin
>>566227
anon
im above propoganda fags couldnever contorl me
nonners from small screen
>>566221
this looks comfy i would wear this
anon
>>566223
ye, it's more inspiration, this is runway, so you'd prob not want the crazy cuffs IRL
anon
>>566228
okay good, there is alot like this then
anon
Opinion on the plaid?
tea (phone)
dont mind it, im canadian
tea (phone)
spit on me then
tea (phone)
see if i care
tea (phone)
holy fuck im actually gonna get banned whats wrong with me today
>>566237
anon
what
0.7053% booger!boymodewng
>>566235
nah it's fine
0.7054% booger!boymodewng
anything you do wrong gets assigned to twink anon
>>566241
anon
its okay ill live
anon
Okay one more out there Louis Vuitton outfit
tea (phone)
>>566238
REAL ty twinkanon ur my jesus
tea (phone)
guy on the PA please stop talking so loud its like 1AM T-T
anon
no i dont like canadians
tea (phone)
>>566243
lol not about this one. the asymmetry, the odd sleeve, the buttons. but the material is nice, if it were like the left side on both sides and the red that would be more my speed
anon
i would wear something like that
anon
my knee is broken
tea (phone)
are you ok
tea (phone)
aside from the knee
anon
i should go to seattle
tea (phone)
>>566253
designed for shoulderhons
anon
That was a roderta
straw bury
everyone should go to seattle so that everyone in the world in seattle can jump at the same time and the shockwave from everyone hitting the ground after jumping will cause an earthquake and destroy the entire city hashtag nuke seattle washington
anon
honestly i might actually go in the near future. im almost done with classes
straw bury
#ksay nuke seattle washington nuke capitol hill nuke seattle police department nuke woodinville nuke beacon hill nuke seattle-tacoma international airport nuke the space needle
>>566266
tea (phone)
my friend was wearing a sundress today
tea (phone)
i didnt get it before i thoight they were weird but now i get it
>>566268>>566284
straw bury
>>566266
but ive been building a nuclear bomb under seattle center for 2 years
tea (phone)
>>566252
i think id be scared to wear something this short but i think its cute
straw bury
>>566266
erm........ if u were there then i wouldnt set it off just so u know........
>>566273
anon
Unfortunately or rather fortunately Rodarte changes their style up alot
tea (phone)
my head hurts im gonna drink water
>>566278
anon
>>566276
i forgot the last time i did this
anon
>>566247
If you ever want me to show you clothes, just ask! I am currently tryin to help uh tea, then I am helping Rose, then someone else I forgot, but basically I am tryin to help peeps out
>>566298
globber
cute
anon
seattle mentioned
straw bury
if so the three of us should meet up and harass ppl at the capitol hill subway statiojn
>>566287
globber
waow
anon
>>566285
You should take over another city block
straw bury
capitol hill station anomalous zone
anon
im probably just agp
straw bury
same i wish i was a woman so bad
anon
there seems to be a lot of washintonians here
anon
im gonna find you all
straw bury
i will just straight up tell u where i am im desperate and easily manipulated
finch
the other day someone came in here and said she was in my city and left
anon
Also have you seen Jojo part 6?
tea (phone)
i saw jojo pt 1 only
tea (phone)
>>566302
i would not wear this i dont wanna draw that much attention
>>566310
straw bury
good night........ have sweet dreams............ and lets just say dont let the bed bugs bite................. heh...........
tea (phone)
nightie night
finch
>>566289
i feel like a john 50 saying this
tea (phone)
>>566289
wish i could stop being a boy so frequently
straw bury
15195.png
::eep
dreaming about actually being a woman
anon
>>566304
Oh yeah I know, I just thought it was fun
tea (phone)
kay good lol
finch
hope u feel better
straw bury
bai tea
anon
>>566312
Okay! Bye, feel better soon!
straw bury
me too sleep time for real
>>566330
anon
twinkanon how do u feel about wool waistcoats
>>566319
anon
sorry not waistcoat the big outerwear one that goes like knee length
>>566321
anon
Or trench?
anon
Oh shit, I meant to show tea some boyfriend blazers
anon
>>566324
I like them, unfortunately I live in the South so nobody ever has a reason to wear'em. I think that tea is a big fan of that kinda thing, was gonna show her some stuff that the Olsen Twins fashion house made that really focused on trenches, peacoats, etc.
finch
i wish i was into fashion but i think i look too weird
>>566331
anon
oh lol
anon
i have one i love dearly but its falling apart and i need another. thinking it over cause theyre pretty pricey
>>566336
finch
i lost one of my favorite pair of boots
>>566349
anon
>>566326
Finch, I am going to put this very simply. Fashion is for everyone, it is for everyone for a simple reason
anon
>>566333
People treat gloves as basically ballroom only at this point. Men can kind of wear gloves if it is cold out, but women are expected really to wear handwarmers or just freeze lol. And formal gloves, I mean, I genuinely can't think of the last time I saw someone under 50 wearing formal gloves
anon
okay@!
anon
>>566328
You should invest in a good coat, it is one of the things worth dropping a dime on provided you live in a place with actual winters
>>566338
anon
Like having a peacoat automatically puts you above 99% of Americans in terms of fashion
>>566341
0.7055% booger!boymodewng
>>566336
coward
0.7056% booger!boymodewng
whenever i see someone wearing a coat all i can think of is how pathetic they are that they can't withstand the cold
>>566347
anon
i wish i had a good body to look good in clothes. i wish i had good clothes
>>566342
anon
twinkanon you should show me your hands
>>566344
anon
>>566343
all my nail polish chipped away, I could try to send old pics from when it was fresh but my phone throws a fit when I try to upload pics to liberal politics dot org
anon
I will try to send the pics tomorrow tho, cause they are cute
anon
okay cute ^_^
0.7057% booger!boymodewng
>>566347
it was -17f at one point where i was
anon
A pair of chelsea boots magically appeared in my apartment one day and I started wearing them
finch
>>566349
shitty vans snowboarding boots but they were super awesomr and comfy and i wore them everywhere
>>566354
anon
>>566351
Yeah, very gay. Yet they wear it. Point being, if this person can wear THAT ugly fucking thing, then surely you can wear something you look cute in.
>>566356
anon
i rly want a good pair of solovairs or something
anon
jus like nice stompy black boots that tell ppl im queer as if it wasnt onv
>>566360
anon
obv*
anon
its like the fish that christians used to identify themselves
>>566361
anon
>>566357
I posted a pair of insanely expensive Prada boots earlier
anon
>>566359
took me 3 tries to read this as christian and not crustacean
>>566365
anon
do u think they get mad in the dressing rooms like
>ah shit ashley gets to wear the normal dress and im stuck with the fucking circuit boards again
anon
This is from a school of design, so these models probably don't have to deal with er... the usual stuff models get hit with when running shows
anon
>>566366
thats so cute i think its a bit pastelle for me but i love the shape or whatever
anon
i like the colors
anon
i would wear that
anon
imo a lot of learning to dress urself is just trying lots of dif stuff, i think thrift stores are the best cause if you find something u love its gonna be like $40 not $450
>>566378
anon
>>566372
Because the world needs beautiful people to dress up in a way that matches their beauty instead of feeling like they can't or shouldn't
>>566377
anon
im flattered
anon
>>566375
what if im secretly super ugly and im stringing you along to get fashion advice :3
>>566384
anon
>>566373
Yeah, this is all runway and designer stuff, not meant to be purchased. You use it for inspiration or if you are like mega elite then you hire the designer directly.
tea (phone)
who wouldnt be confident in that
finch
im trying to take a selfie and its just making me feel worse why do i look like this
>>566383>>566385
tea (phone)
happend to me too im sorry finch
anon
>>566377
You fuckers all say that then you aren't but repeatedly insist you are.
>>566390
finch
i'm actually ugly tho
finch
literally nothing going for me
anon
>>566387
That's like the exact thing you should be wearing to show off the shoulders and everything
>>566393
anon
>>566384
yeah but what if im the one whos actually right huh :3
anon
you poeple ar eso strange
anon
mooods im getting "you people"r
>>566398
anon
My suspicion, get a very angry designer to tie it for you
anon
lmao
anon
Allternatively, let me tie it onto you
tea (phone)
hm alright
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