「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
do yall be barkin
justin sledge convinced me to read the fucking actual bible im like 15% of the way through reading that bitch front to back because of that man
nah im a shrimp
so u shrimpin
>>565792
ive always wanted to do this. idk which translation to do tho. they are all different in their own ways
yeh
>>565792
waow
i tried listening to an audiobook bible once it was pretty interesting i think
they are certainly Stories but i dont remember it well
>>565795
I GOT YOU
oxford (analytical?) version
i forget the word let me look it up
NEW OXFORD ANALYTICAL BIBLE
Best edition. its secular so it treats it as a historic document about the society of ancient israelites rather than the actual word of god and it includes a ton of maps and diagrams and stuff that make a lot of stuff make so much more sense
>>565802
ok than u anon. ^_^.
>>565803
oh this sounds rad
when i tried to listen to it before it was just like. A Bible pushing religion i thin
nod nod
>>565806
yeah u really need the commentary to make it possible to read
some of it is SO FUCKING BORING LMAO
Shem Begat Ham and Lived for 584 years and had 17 other sons and daughters. Ham Begat PoopButt and Levi and lived for 637 years before god took him. Poopbutt begat funnyname and ....... on and on and ON
hehehe
yeah how did they live so long i dont get it!!!
but its so much better if you get the commentary thats like "actually poopbut is probably a representation of the northern cannanites because his name matches a tribal epithet about them and was probably used to explain the israelites social standing with them" or whatever
>>565812
good hygene and brishing teeth
>>565814
oh wow
The commentary makes it tolerable lmao
>>565813
oh wow wtf
cause some of it is fucking exciting as fuck
its just the most batshit insane adventure stories thatll give you gems like "oh yeah the leader of that city came out and sacrificide his firstborn son on the walls of the city so YHWH was convinced to go away for a while" and then just moves on with 0 explanation
thats crazy
u make the bible sound cool
like they do the most insane shit out of nowhere and just treat it as if they just said "and ham had grain and bread for lunch" and move on
hehehe
But those moments are spread thin between a bunch of boring crap thats only interesting if you get loads of context
which the oxford annotated version will give ya
but normal bibles will not
>>565821
thats because it is
how many christians have for real read the bible and not just taken hte exerpts that make them hate trans peopel
putting the oxford annotated version in the gnosis note
>>565829
:D
>>565821
it really is, in the right context
i mean its like 3000 pages of stories about the most important things in life to a bunch of people in like 1000BC-400AD
theres no other document like it thats SO well preserved and has so much content and goes back that far
it's one of a kind
yeah when you put it like that yeah i cant argue at all
!boymodewng
i mean you're just bad at arguing like period
yeah i am ur right sry
>>565803a
huh interesting!
>>565838
shrimp
!boymodewng
>>565837
what timme is it
>>565809
just skip that lol
!boymodewng
>>565843
plz tell me
!boymodewng
i'm beggnig you there is literally no where else i can get this information
you literally just got a watch
!boymodewng
it's up to you...
ok ok fine its...
right now
>>565829
there are gnostic bibles too for instance the gospel of Thomas which I have not yet read as a book that didn’t make it into the modern woke bible
>>565844
im already comitted to reading it front to back lmao
as much so i can say i did it as anything else
me 2 :D
just kinda skim thru the geaneologies and stuff tho lol
>>565854
HELL YEAH
>>565851
have u heard of marcions bible
its basically the first atrempt to develop a Canon of Official Books
>>565843
shrimp
>>565857
think so don’t rember
like, the Bible as a concept is kinda invented by marcion
AND THEY HATE HIM FOR IT
yeah exactly it was chosen certain books
HES THE ORIGINAL HERITIC TO LIKE MOST OF CHRISTIANITY
butthen everyone copied him after he died so we did get a bible eventually but for whetaveer reason they DID NOT FUCK WITH MARCION
like there was a book with a lady who had powers but it didn’t get included and the I hate women guys book did
i met god once
>>565866
many such cases 😔
>>565859
globber
>>565850
shrimp
>>565867
shrimp god
i was kholed on dxm
and he showed me everything
drugs r bad dont do drugs ull go crazy
i dont do drugs!
good!!!
>>565869
shrimp
>>565877
globber
thansk! im doing my best
you are! and we're proud of you for it
>>565878
shrimp
>>565881
grobble
>>565874
ok
>>565880
proud shrimp
pride is a sin so its important to be proud of people
shrimp proud
just like gluttony is a sin so its important to feed people
>>565875
You better not!
envy is a sin so be inspired to achieve what others can and don’t let them hold stuff away from u
no you have to make others jealous of you
ohh shrimp
im so guilty of all the sins except maybe pride
>>565888
never!
>>565892
no im kiddin u were right
yay shrimp ^^
sloth is a sin and thats why moss grows on their fur
I am guilty of no sins whatsoever
Except maybe Pride
wrath is a sin so you should be angry when something bad happens and stop it
ive never sinned!
Oh and probably Lust
im the physical embodiment of gluttony
im a good christian
Oh and maybe er.... Sloth
im lutheran
sloth is a sin so get nice rest
Oh and also maybe Wrath
Actually
I think I am pulling bad numbers
Band for band on the seven deadly sins ain't looking too good for me
>>565911
same
i got a perfect score
im the best!
shrimp :)
its almost funny how im the biggest and brickiest person i know but also the only mtf tranner i know. im wider than most of my cis friends
>>565915
Four out of Seven, you can beat that?
idk.. im just saying stuf...
>>565918
i literally have a perfect score !!
i odnt think i commit too many deadly sins
>>565916
globble
>>565921
its never too late to change
>>565921
Is that so?
shrimp
>>565926
I don't believe that
drat..
After all, you talked about me in a catsuit earlier
ill be honest. i dont even know what a catsuit is. i thought it would bea suit with catears
i think thast cool.
LMAO
>>565926
i believe it
is that not what it is...
Oh no, nobody tell her please
Nobody tell her
fuck i just realized i said the name of the bible wrong earlier lmao
!boymodewng
>>565847
you wouldn't even know this because you don't even care anymore... fake fan...
its new oxford *annotated* for anyone who wrote it down wrong sorrg xd
its ok i found it and illegally downloaded it
>>565940
i forgive u #hug
>>565941
bvsed
>>565942
#hug
>>565922
shrimp
>>565923
#yeh
:)
>>565937
i didnt know what it was so i just was like. oh okay. so a maid cat latex outfit. that sounds cool.
>>565948
shrimp
>>565950
gloe
globber
my name isn’t as nice to say over and over :/
>>565949
well, they do have latex maid outfits, I don't have a Latex one, but I do have just a normal maid outfit
shrimp is fun
!boymodewng
>>565939
shrimp hates mme... wants me dead... assassinated... destroyed....
u need to do repeated shrimp activities booger
>>565939
I CARE
i saw a latex skirt once and it made a nice sound when u like move around
>>565956
i would never
i am just very innatentnieve rn
!boymodewng
>>565958
FAKE FAN
>>565962
#kiss
if im
i like thos noise
I like noises and sounds
>>565953
maybe u can workshop a new name
>>565956
That's true
yra is one clean sound
ok i need to finish watching this court case video
im really stupid
Is it hornyposting to post an educational picture of what a catsuit is?
glob is 2 slopppy
>>565974
nsfw is also banned. catsuit is not safe for work
>>565971
i love weezer kitchen tape
!boymodewng
>>565977
the band was way better with jason cropper........
!boymodewng
>>565980
oh nevermind
oh nevermind
>>565979
its so fucked...
i got Weezer Autism a few years ago i was actively contributing to weezerpedia
i love weezerpedia. its so funny to me
why does weezer have this much history and documentation
im still in the fanclub and ive talked to rivers a handful of times
thats rad
last concert i went to scott shriner pointed at my 3ds lmao
Did you know that Rivers Cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
yes!
.play lets sew our pants together weezer
>>565990
#yeh
.skip (video skipped)
>>565988
did you know that rivers is really into programming and made an irc back in like 2020
ya he went to harvard and like. made a website for his final or whatever
yeah the chatroom was really small it was me and like maybe a dozen other people
idk why nobody ever used it, it was cool
its pretty weird how the spaces where you can just like talk to him like that are not very big
true, but i also guess i kinda get it bc he makes weird rules like every message has to end in a period or words with a Negativity Score too high arent allowed
i also found the rule about sending him nudes pretty weird too
Oh yeah nah Rivers is a freak I swear
He's the reason why pictures of my (redacted) are floating around on /soc/
this has been verified by real american patriots as TRUE
goes to soc
whos rivers cuomo even
weezer frontman
#ai who is rivers cuomo
rivers cuomo is the lead singer, guitarist, and main songwriter of weezer. hes known for his geeky personality, love of power pop, and the band's self-titled blue album which is a 90s alt-rock classic. also famous for writing white album while on speed and being really into japanese culture in the early 2000s. who is rivers cuomo
ohh
weezer
does he look like buddy holly
>>566000
lmao. thats great
>>566012
even his discord is like that, also he uses a weird ai bot that randomly banned a bunch of us and then he couldnt figure out how to unban us so he wanted us to make new accounts
that sounds all very weird and parasocial
lmao. yeah. its weird.
no he was literally like "yeah idk what happened make new accounts"
no i mean in general
famous person being close to fans sounds like someone trying to abuse their power
thankfully he was never weird he just used us for ideas
perhaps he is just a Fellow Autist
no hes so autistic its nuts
lmao
i just inherently inherently inherently inherently distrust famous people
!boymodewng
>>566023
oh hey just letting you know that you repeated the word inherently three times. Proper grammar is important!
>>566023
well and the dynamic of ‘dance for me I’m the cool one you’re here for’ somewhat :/
>>566014
erm... he is literally interacting with the community tho. That's like.... that's not reallly parasocial
>>566023
totally fair
>>566025
that too
>>566024
sorry is it supposed to be four times? its been a while since i was in kindergarten
>>566026
that is literally how parasocial relationships form u . u. [redacted]
>>566028
shrimp kindergarten
i hate gay peopel
>>566030
same grrr
why is that anon?
grr....
i hate those newfangled "puppygirls" especially
>>566034
WHAT!!
i will defend puppygirls with my life and its not because i want to train them
shrimp protect
yaeh puppygirls are kinda lame
theyre TOO gay
youre just jealous
>>566030
wha-
>>566041
im jealous of everyone
i think ur jealous of their attitude mostly
thats usually why people hate them. they are too happy
they are. they should SUFFER like I DO
>>566042
ya
suffer. as i have
have you tried not suffering
>>566047
Good thing I am STRAIGHT
hey i know that line
wow. wow.
>>566050
lol
>>566051
hehehehehehe
>>566050
i hate you uniquely
hai
tea
>>566055
Wha-
tea tea
>>566049
in order to do that i would have to Not Be Weird And Ugly which wont happen
hi anon
>>566060
its all about personality
hi shrinp
hi tea
>>566061
hope ur doing swell
>>566063
#hug
>>566065
meh
>>566062
personality wont fix the fact that 15months on e hasnt made me look any less like my dad
>>566061
tea anon
hai twinkanon
>>566068
it helps with other things
!boymodewng
it helps with other things
>>566067
i hope it gets better!
i managed to avoid going home with a girl i did not wanna go home with
or yknow. at least i wish you well. hope doesnt get people very far sometimes
>>566072
it helps with other things
wishing though is more powerful
i hate the fact that i literally dwarf all my friends in size. most of my friends are guys bc im malebrained and im still brickier than all of them
>>566070
Helloo!
>>566074
The one that I am assuming you are referring to
>>566074
avoiding doing things u dont wanna is good
>>566082
what?
>>566084
The girl you told me about
oh i understand now
yes
I have been posting a bunch of fashion show stuff all day because I was browsing fashion mags for you and fell down the rabbit hole
!boymodewng
>>566083
>t. schizophrenic refusing to take their medication
>>566088
whoaaa
ty
i was in a thrift store today but didnt have a chance to buy stuff
girl with me was telling me to try on suits :(
oof...
THAT SUCKS
sorry. caps.
that sucks.
deserving of caps tbh
very sucky
Opinion, I think you generally like neutrals so this is not one I figured you would be super into but still curious
srry spotty wifi im commuting
i almost uhh cant imagine myself in a dress lmao
tea time :)
tea phone
#ai what does pizdek mean again
nice try fed. what does pizdek mean again
!boymodewng
i
tea phone died
>>566104
smae tbh
>>566104
I can imagine you in a dress!
i wore an apron and a ponytail and ate hotpot today u wish u were there twinkanon
>>566112
CUTE
I do, that's true
>>566112
waoh...
lmao for a sec i thought ahe had no shirt only the scarf
dang no seaki
i miss her
>>566119
me 2 u messaged her on discy? I sent her one she might be interested in last night n no reply so she’s prolly busy n will be back in a few days
>>566117
It's runway stuff, so that wouldn't be too out of left field, one of the ones from a fashion school was literally full frontal nudity
I hope she’s done her first injection by then I’m excited for her she’s very nice to me ty saeki
i love her
>>566101
i dont think i would wear the gloves but i think the dress is pretty. when i see stuff like this i get worried i wouldnt look good in it though which is maybe silly
based
I love her too
>>566126
It's gonna be very accesorized for runway, usually you'd prob skip gloves but maybe wear a bracelet or somthin
u have an ok day Nona?
nona
>>566126
Bitch you would look amazing in that
thats like evil anon
i like the idea of gloves. i never like wearing them though
>>566134
I think gloves are one of the first things to go when you are trying not to be "overly" formal. I occasionally wear gloves when it is really really cold, but for women, idk, you have handwarmers or cold hands
i wish we didnt have to wear clothes i wish human skin was just completely bullet proof and fire proof and acid proof and stab proof and stuff so we didnt need to ever wear clothes
that would be cool but I’d want feathers which gave me a nice look
hi straw bury
>>566138
::strawgirl
how are ou!!!!!
>>566102
same vibes with this one, if i wore it and it looked good id be happy
shrimp
>>566140
::straw boymoder
thuggin of course, as usual
!boymodewng
>>566143
#steal
thats aweomse
!boymodewng
>>566143
#throw
im glad to see you straw bury!
!boymodewng
>>566143
erm that doesn't look very thug
i love my friends!
>>566150
sez u
poser
>>566141
I forget exactly how tall you are, but I know generally what your body shape is, so that dress is also made for you
!boymodewng
ur moms a poser
ur not my mom and u will never be my mom sorry
>>566154
~6 feet
>>566157
Oh yeah, that thing would be amazing on you. That's like what it is designed for.
also earlier today i took a photo with u in mind
im short
its hard for me to find ppl shorter than me
>>566160
There is good stuff for short peeps
u on the right
>>566163
I'm a tall drink of water with a bubbly personality
is twink anon like really tall
>>566166
its in reference to a different body part but yeah this too
>>566166
Nah, I'm just a lil guy
!boymodewng
>>566156
i will fuck ur dad and then marry him and becomem your mom and then disown you and push you out of the will
TEA ANON NO NOT MY WIENER BEING DISCUSSED
>>566167
#edit CENSOR THIS
>>566167
oh..
i see.. i didnt realize
>>566172
I am kinda tall, generally...
Mainly so I can gently bully strawgirl
>>566170
SORRY i had to
whrn i saw the pic i knew exactly this would happen
stop looking at weiner
>>566176
it's fine I don't mind
thats inappropriate
I would never wienerdoxx myself
!boymodewng
>>566170
wait you sent it to her but not me
No I DIDN'T THAT WOULD BE wienerdoxxing
>>566141
if it was flattering you would look so elegant playing piano in that
yuja wang ass dress
>>566182
what the hell you gyus.
>>566182
hes literally my wife of course he did
hes just shy
!boymodewng
ur wife is kind of a manwhore...
yea but its cute
talking about me like I'm a piece of meat....
hot....
do u mind. yep callrd it
alright im not getting banned sorry mods
>>566169
not if i fuck him first
hehe