justin sledge convinced me to read the fucking actual bible im like 15% of the way through reading that bitch front to back because of that man

nah im a shrimp

yeh

>>565792
waow

i tried listening to an audiobook bible once it was pretty interesting i think

they are certainly Stories but i dont remember it well

>>565795
I GOT YOU
oxford (analytical?) version

i forget the word let me look it up

NEW OXFORD ANALYTICAL BIBLE

Best edition. its secular so it treats it as a historic document about the society of ancient israelites rather than the actual word of god and it includes a ton of maps and diagrams and stuff that make a lot of stuff make so much more sense

>>565803
oh this sounds rad

when i tried to listen to it before it was just like. A Bible pushing religion i thin

>>565806
yeah u really need the commentary to make it possible to read

some of it is SO FUCKING BORING LMAO

Shem Begat Ham and Lived for 584 years and had 17 other sons and daughters. Ham Begat PoopButt and Levi and lived for 637 years before god took him. Poopbutt begat funnyname and ....... on and on and ON

hehehe

yeah how did they live so long i dont get it!!!

but its so much better if you get the commentary thats like "actually poopbut is probably a representation of the northern cannanites because his name matches a tribal epithet about them and was probably used to explain the israelites social standing with them" or whatever

>>565814
oh wow

The commentary makes it tolerable lmao

>>565813
oh wow wtf

cause some of it is fucking exciting as fuck

its just the most batshit insane adventure stories thatll give you gems like "oh yeah the leader of that city came out and sacrificide his firstborn son on the walls of the city so YHWH was convinced to go away for a while" and then just moves on with 0 explanation

thats crazy

u make the bible sound cool

like they do the most insane shit out of nowhere and just treat it as if they just said "and ham had grain and bread for lunch" and move on

hehehe

But those moments are spread thin between a bunch of boring crap thats only interesting if you get loads of context

which the oxford annotated version will give ya

but normal bibles will not

putting the oxford annotated version in the gnosis note

>>565829
:D

>>565821
it really is, in the right context

i mean its like 3000 pages of stories about the most important things in life to a bunch of people in like 1000BC-400AD

theres no other document like it thats SO well preserved and has so much content and goes back that far

it's one of a kind

yeah when you put it like that yeah i cant argue at all

yeah i am ur right sry

>>565803a

huh interesting!

>>565838
shrimp

>>565841
globber

>>565842
idk

>>565809
just skip that lol

you literally just got a watch

ok ok fine its...

right now

>>565829
there are gnostic bibles too for instance the gospel of Thomas which I have not yet read as a book that didn’t make it into the modern woke bible

>>565844
im already comitted to reading it front to back lmao

as much so i can say i did it as anything else

me 2 :D

just kinda skim thru the geaneologies and stuff tho lol

>>565854
HELL YEAH

>>565851
have u heard of marcions bible

its basically the first atrempt to develop a Canon of Official Books

>>565843
shrimp

>>565857
think so don’t rember

like, the Bible as a concept is kinda invented by marcion

AND THEY HATE HIM FOR IT

yeah exactly it was chosen certain books

HES THE ORIGINAL HERITIC TO LIKE MOST OF CHRISTIANITY

butthen everyone copied him after he died so we did get a bible eventually but for whetaveer reason they DID NOT FUCK WITH MARCION

like there was a book with a lady who had powers but it didn’t get included and the I hate women guys book did

i met god once

>>565866
many such cases 😔

>>565859
globber

>>565850
shrimp

>>565867
shrimp god

i was kholed on dxm

and he showed me everything

drugs r bad dont do drugs ull go crazy

good!!!

>>565869
shrimp

>>565877
globber

you are! and we're proud of you for it

>>565878
shrimp

>>565881
grobble

>>565874
ok

>>565880
proud shrimp

pride is a sin so its important to be proud of people

shrimp proud

just like gluttony is a sin so its important to feed people

envy is a sin so be inspired to achieve what others can and don’t let them hold stuff away from u

no you have to make others jealous of you

ohh shrimp

>>565892
no im kiddin u were right

yay shrimp ^^

sloth is a sin and thats why moss grows on their fur

wrath is a sin so you should be angry when something bad happens and stop it

sloth is a sin so get nice rest

>>565911
same

i got a perfect score

shrimp :)

>>565918
i literally have a perfect score !!

>>565916
globble

>>565921
its never too late to change

shrimp

>>565926
i believe it

fuck i just realized i said the name of the bible wrong earlier lmao

its new oxford *annotated* for anyone who wrote it down wrong sorrg xd

>>565940
i forgive u #hug

>>565941
bvsed

>>565942
#hug

>>565922
shrimp

:)

>>565948
shrimp

>>565950
gloe

globber

my name isn’t as nice to say over and over :/

shrimp is fun

u need to do repeated shrimp activities booger

>>565939
I CARE

>>565956
i would never

i am just very innatentnieve rn

>>565962
#kiss

if im

I like noises and sounds

>>565953
maybe u can workshop a new name

yra is one clean sound

ok i need to finish watching this court case video

glob is 2 slopppy

>>565974
nsfw is also banned. catsuit is not safe for work

oh nevermind

i also found the rule about sending him nudes pretty weird too

goes to soc

whos rivers cuomo even

#ai who is rivers cuomo

rivers cuomo is the lead singer, guitarist, and main songwriter of weezer. hes known for his geeky personality, love of power pop, and the band's self-titled blue album which is a 90s alt-rock classic. also famous for writing white album while on speed and being really into japanese culture in the early 2000s. who is rivers cuomo

ohh

weezer

does he look like buddy holly

that sounds all very weird and parasocial

no i mean in general

famous person being close to fans sounds like someone trying to abuse their power

perhaps he is just a Fellow Autist

lmao

i just inherently inherently inherently inherently distrust famous people

>>566023
well and the dynamic of ‘dance for me I’m the cool one you’re here for’ somewhat :/

>>566025
that too

>>566024
sorry is it supposed to be four times? its been a while since i was in kindergarten

>>566026
that is literally how parasocial relationships form u . u. [redacted]

>>566028
shrimp kindergarten

why is that anon?

i will defend puppygirls with my life and its not because i want to train them

shrimp protect

youre just jealous

i think ur jealous of their attitude mostly

thats usually why people hate them. they are too happy

have you tried not suffering

hey i know that line

>>566050
lol

>>566060
its all about personality

hi tea

>>566063
#hug

>>566068
it helps with other things

>>566072
it helps with other things

>>566074
avoiding doing things u dont wanna is good

oof...

deserving of caps tbh

very sucky

tea time :)

#ai what does pizdek mean again

nice try fed. what does pizdek mean again

>>566119
me 2 u messaged her on discy? I sent her one she might be interested in last night n no reply so she’s prolly busy n will be back in a few days

I hope she’s done her first injection by then I’m excited for her she’s very nice to me ty saeki

based

I love her too

u have an ok day Nona?

i wish we didnt have to wear clothes i wish human skin was just completely bullet proof and fire proof and acid proof and stab proof and stuff so we didnt need to ever wear clothes

that would be cool but I’d want feathers which gave me a nice look

shrimp

thuggin of course, as usual

>>566150
sez u

poser

ur not my mom and u will never be my mom sorry

>>566141
if it was flattering you would look so elegant playing piano in that