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anon
>>569454
Oh I am just saying that because Mugler would look good on her
kate
>>569460
are you driving yourself to cardiac arrest for me?
globber
getting a nap soon too
anon
>>569460
take deep breaths!!! breath!!!! ur heart is toooo fastttt!!!!!!
>>569470
globber
I just ran :) I’m taking a cool bath in a few seconds then nap then I’ll do things ways from puter/phone
>>569471
kate
>>569466
oh i see
yeah get some rest
also where you not the other stim person?
are you running on stims? uhh dont?
>>569476
anon
>>569470
I don't wanna make it speed up so I won't hornypost at you
>>569484
globber
>>569471
#trvke
nah I’m the whiny anon u said get sum rest and u don’t mind me and I appreciated it

yeah
>>569491
globber
I hope ur heart isn’t 160 rn btw idk
>>569485
kate
>>569477
i literally dont
its idk what it is
finch
i might hang out with my only "real" friend tonight
kate
language processing part of my brain gotta be utterly fucked tbh
kate
>>569478
nah i wish my meds would kick that hard
maxed out at 140 or sth
>>569488
fujo
>>569482
the current zeitgeist does not allow for german thinking
globber
>>569485
I’m glad u don’t kate u have a really nice heart :)
kate
>>569476
oh
dont remember you as being whiny but whatevs youre chill go get that nap in
globber
then I won’t say I am
globber
ok :7
fujo
>>569489
i read this in my mind using the voice of schwab
globber
fujo
its huuuuuuge...
0.7185% booger!boymodewng
>>569500
vorboten is a german word
anon
>>569497
is that what Fujo looks like damn why she gotta be lesbian
>>569506
globber
>>569498
:0 would be cool. saeki likes these huge gaming laptops they make that are really big and decorated. I kno not good value but they did have a cool aesthetic
>>569507
fujo
>>569505
>gaming laptops
oh nononononono
anon
>>569506
Bitch I will pick you up and kiss you while calling you a bad girl, I have SEEN how cute you look
>>569517
globber
I got da think pad
kate
>>569506
but i should stop talking abt her like this? sorry fujo for spreading random info
fujo
any prodct thats dubbed 'gaming' or 'rgb' belongs right in the trashcan
>>569518
finch
my Super Gaming Houde
anon
Fujo it is too late for you, Kate already told me the truth, youbare sexy as fuck
finch
house
globber
but shrimp is gaming 🥲
>>569520
finch
im nowhere near as pretty as everyone here :( mogs me
0.7186% booger!boymodewng
>>569521
shut up NERD
shrimp
i dont evne play videogames anymore
>>569529
globber
>>569521
o yeh u kicked it ok we can throw all gaming in the trash
kate
>>569527
same for the most part
i dont really do anything
but i also do a lot at the same time
but nothing enough to get good at it or invested
>>569534>>569532
finch
did this guy make the video about gta v's electrical poles
globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
0.7187% booger!boymodewng
.jump 5:04
finch
that masculine urge to Football Sports Beer
anon
>>569533
No!!! Do not eat my flesh I will cry!
globber
waow…
kate
>>569542
if i could choose like any cyberpunk type body mod it would def be those sick ass arm mantis blades
SPIDERS
shinji from hit anime um lain
kate
close enough
kate
shinji post hrt
SPIDERS
i want TWO
anon
Spiders
SPIDERS
heyyyy ~
anon
Cutie
anon
Would you ride on tje back of a Hayabusa while I drive it
SPIDERS
CAREFUL
SPIDERS
is that a type of car ? :3
>>569564
anon
is motorcycle
SPIDERS
omgg
anon
you get to wrap your arms aroubd me
>>569571
SPIDERS
real sexy
SPIDERS
was a motorcycle like it featured in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) perhaps
0.7188% booger!boymodewng
trash game 0/10
SPIDERS
:3
anon
>>569575
you should do the injection
finch
>>569577
bc ill never pass and id rather look like a normal man than a freak woman man thing
SPIDERS
*recommend
shrimp
maybe we should just make a board for erp and ban twink from every other board
>>569585>>569587
SPIDERS
i'm retarded
anon
>>569586
I am too secure in my cis straightness. Except when tea calls me her wife that's cute and does make me a bit er
>>569606
shrimp
>>569585
yeah but at least i would have some peace and quiet
shrimp
and could start grilling
>>569598
shrimp
i just want to grill
0.7190% booger!boymodewng
TRASH FUCKING GAME
0.7191% booger!boymodewng
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
0.7192% booger!boymodewng
0/10
0.7193% booger!boymodewng
rockstar should go bankrupt
finch
>>569590
you wont believe who fried this rice....
shrimp
shrimp grilledrice
globber
I would visit shrimps grill
finch
shimp
shrimp
i suppose i could host a barbeque ur all invited yes
>>569607
SPIDERS
>>569588
hehe :3 (((((she doesn't know yet))))
SPIDERS
>>569605
hell yeah where are you from
shrimp
CANADIA
shrimp
oops caps
SPIDERS
that's a nice country
SPIDERS
too bad there's an ocean between it and me!
0.7194% booger!boymodewng
i mean you can just swim lol
kate
>>569610
huhh what???
same
i was like "cunny" :D
anon## global mod
can we not bring up such vile things jesus christ
SPIDERS
just like in the hit novel animal farm.
anon## global mod
yes
anon## global mod
there is no free speecch here
0.7195% booger!boymodewng
wait i still don't get it can someone explain
0.7196% booger!boymodewng
or dm me to epxlain
anon## global mod
you really dont wanna know lmao
0.7197% booger!boymodewng
i literally do wanna know
anon## global mod
oh my god you really dont
0.7198% booger!boymodewng
just dm me
anon## global mod
im not going too its disgusting
>>569629
finch
isnt it a term that some very bad people use to describe something that should not be described
0.7199% booger!boymodewng
>>569627
just stop being dramatic and say it
fujo
pedophiles don't suffer enough, i want to see them suffer
>>569633
finch
i saw an absolute truthnvke the other day and it was a cis lady saying that if a guy needs women to be hairless to be attracted to them he's probably a pedophile
>>569635>>569636>>569637
anon
I am a walking trvke dispenser
anon
they call me DMT Morpheus
anon
>>569631
I don't mind hair tbh. But I hold to roughly similar standards as myself which is try to stay well groomed. I wax so that I am not a hypocrite
shrimp
thats just not true tho
kate
eh ok fair enough maybe i dont have the best view on that topic
finch
twinkanon we're the good ones right
kate
having a dad like uhh my dad kinda twisted it maybe
>>569645
kate
men are still disgusting 90% of the time tho
shrimp
i understand im not exactly fond of men in general
>>569650
shrimp
but being reasonable its a harmful minority
shrimp
altho theres lots of toxic masculinity and other such problems
anon
I am toxically masculine I literally ask people thot daughter or gay son and start wars over tbis shit I literally watch FOOTBALL and drink BEER and mow lawns while insulting and deriding my wife but never doing anythinf about it so that her mental health goes into decline as she notices a lack of affection
>>569653
shrimp
>>569650
you seem to try which i can appreciate
finch
>>569651
youre One Of The Good Ones
SPIDERS
>>569648
as you wish. it's very alienating to people who wish you no harm though
>>569656
SPIDERS
i'd be really mad with you a year ago
kate
>>569654
can you blame me tho
i have to strategically position myself between my dads eyes and 14 yr olds asses when im in public with him
>>569660>>569665
anon
Actually I HATE dudes that stay in relationships which they don't wanna be in tbh.
anon
>>569658
You are going to be my woman and I am going to make you wear a cute apron and bake cookies for me
>>569663
kate
>>569660
trying
doing that as much as possible tbh but sometimes kinda not avoidable
SPIDERS
i meant like, to stop living with him? is your mom on board with this?
kate
yes thats what im trying, apts are expensive as fuck and im not sharing one with someone else cause i would be paranoid as fuck
anon
>>569663
I am like basically going to feminize you and make you wear cute dresses and there is literally notjong you can do about it.
kate
>>569665
no insane is when he actually OUT LOUD comments on it to us (he did that since like forever even when we where children like fucking christ man)
>>569672>>569673
globber
>>569636
shrimp justice truth even in unpopular time
finch
twinkanon
anon
>>569667
oh my god holy shit yeah that is
shrimp
>>569667
oh you should kill ur father
kate
thought abt it several times but eh nah i dont even wanna be near him
shrimp
yeah not for real ofc but yk. in spirit u should
kate
yeah that i am very much trying
>>569679
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi guys i showered whats up
SPIDERS
oh look it's everybody's favorite musician!
>>569683
kate
hi rose
finch
wruff
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was very nice last night to have people recognise me for my music n tell other ppl my music was good
>>569686
SPIDERS
>>569683
heya girlie :3 from what seller do you get your e if i can ask
SPIDERS
>>569684
woah. you're a celebrity
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
inhousepharmacy.vu
SPIDERS
okie thanks rose
SPIDERS
i'm on the verge of buying injections lol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ive showered too much this week n its rlly fucking up my skin
>>569694
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh i dont do injections
SPIDERS
yeah i know
SPIDERS
just wanted to ask eitehr way
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhmhm
finch
fitttts subreddit makes me want to tear my skin off
SPIDERS
why do girls shower at all
>>569700
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569694
like my fingers n shoulders are all kinda messed up :/
SPIDERS
like flaking or rough?? how many times a day do you shower lol
anon
>>569697
yeah when I can clean them with my tongue
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
falking
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
flaking
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean only once
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i showered like more times han usual
anon
innocent discussion of hygiene
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
usually i leave a day between showers but i had to do a bunch in a row
SPIDERS
that's odd. is your skin very uh ! sensitive yeah ok
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh its very sensitive lol
SPIDERS
consider not showering if you're not smelly LOL
>>569715
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was incredibly smelly and sweaty today lol
SPIDERS
probably you can get shower gel for sensitive skin if you're not using one
finch
ive been getting really sweaty really fast bc its getting warm out so i have to shower every day
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like sweated so hard yesterday walking to my friends house
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i literally was like struggling to peel my shirt off and then the next morning it was still soaked
>>569716>>569723
anon
>>569709
You should let me clean you!!!
anon
fucking hot
anon
sorry
anon
I need to step out pleade
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheheh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then i also sweated a bunch on the train home
anon
>>569714
can you mail me that shirt
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
bet
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but yeah i dont have anything to go outside for except driving lessons on monday n friday n then im gonna go see femtanyl on saturday
SPIDERS
now i'm scared to hornypost because big brother is watching :(
>>569730
anon
hurray I am back home officially!
>>569735
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
so i washed today, will wash thursday night, will wash saturday n thatll be it
anon
i know you wouldn't
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mayyyybeee tuesday? depends
>>569736
anon
>>569734
you should let me wash you
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhm thatd be fun, showering with someone else is v nice
>>569739
anon
and then dirty you up again
anon
do do do just exchanging stock tips
anon
nothing to see here
anon## global mod
just remember the consequences are a week long
anon
we awe discussing potentiaw twump coin
>>569745
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im grinding the event battles on tcg pocket rn
SPIDERS
libpol mods reportedly homophobic
>>569752
anon## global mod
thats not true i love the gays
anon## global mod
i mean we
anon## global mod
theres more than one of me
anon
>>569748
why do the mods hate me on the basis of my sexuality
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so happy i got shiny celebi ex omg
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes sooooo pretty
anon
when I am straight
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i <3 pink, im a pink girlie now
globber
14434.png
YOU’RE sooo pretty
::rose_orlando
SPIDERS
smh. discrimination in a supposed open and accepting space
anon
opinions on the yamaha sidewinder
anon
the new models specifixally?
globber
does not compare to other turbocharged snowmobile offeringss yep get an icecat
anon
actually
anon
should I force everyone to watch more busa vids
SPIDERS
okay so. about those grilled cheese.
>>569769
SPIDERS
tomorrow
SPIDERS
because i'm lazy
globber
u meal prepping?
SPIDERS
sorry starving time
anon
>>569764
that's what I call it when I (redactes) my (redacted) and get (redacted) on the underside of my sheets and stick the (redacted) to my skin so I can peel it off
>>569776
globber
nooooooo!!!!
globber
mailing u a sandwhich
SPIDERS
yaaay
SPIDERS
when will it arrive? :3
globber
#ai time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please

nice try fed. time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please
>>569781
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i rlly want a like brie and idk what that one salty pork meat thingie is
SPIDERS
>>569769
#replace (redacted) COCK
SPIDERS
HOW DOES IT WROK
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it pastrami im thinking of?
SPIDERS
OH
globber
>>569774
#reply

skipping the fed response lol. cheapest option is usps first-class international, around $15-$20 depending on weight (<4lbs). no idea if sandwich survives though, probably mush. tight vac seal recommended for science. time varies, 7-21 days if they don't confiscate it. pirates might steal it idk.
SPIDERS
with a delay apparently!
globber
7-22 days
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
" when I cock my cock and get cock "
hah
>>569787
globber
loriposting :D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys whats the like thin salty ham??
>>569790
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
pls im dying out here rn
globber
pastrami I think
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569790
no bro its not bacon
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like some italian thing
>>569796
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami is beef
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like a real thin salty ham
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
>>569797
careful twinky, u getting banned would be sad
>>569801
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
godddd omfg brie n prosciuto
SPIDERS
hmm. sounds
salty
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i fucking love salt
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like genuinely
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mnnnnphhh
SPIDERS
*taking notes* NOT a snail. alright...
anon
they should invent an edibl hair dye so if ur ever hungry or want a snack u can have a little nibble
fujo
crack cocaine!!
anon
>>569811
the worst drug I do regularly is LSD
SPIDERS
you're such a dangerous specimen
SPIDERS
i don't do drugs at all!!!
shrimp
>>569818
ok but amps are like better but like more harmful so
anon
I am off phone now
shrimp
well i guess using amps as prescribed isnt as harmful
>>569827
anon
thats fair
anon
So I can look at more Resort shows
anon
i think amphetamine > alcohol >lsd >everything else
>>569843
SPIDERS
(imagine it's a bottle of dr pepper though)
anon
>>569826
LSD, MDMA, Weed. I have done cocaine before but not regularly
>>569833
shrimp
>>569827
well there is still some harm but the benefits should outweigh
kate
uh like what tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my friend wants me to do acid with him thatd be chill
shrimp
actually fun fact about mdma its not really a horny drug youre less likely to engage in risky sexual activity than if you were to drink
>>569841
anon
>>569836
uhm no did u not get the memo sex and horny is bad
anon
Except I am convinced my body produces it naturally
anon
not me tho
anon
Because I have a problem
shrimp
>>569841
the riskiest of sexual activities
anon
>>569843
you just gotta have the right genetic proclivities
shrimp
alcohol is straight up poison
>>569848
shrimp
it just kills brain cells
>>569850
shrimp
might be fine to lose a few but. yeah
kate
>>569843
true
it just makes me feel like shit and sleepy (tried it a few days ago after not having any for years) (dw didnt mix it with amphs)
>>569858
anon
being an alcoholic is bad. having an abusive working relationship with alcohol is cool and quirky
>>569861
SPIDERS
the SHIT
SPIDERS
alcohol is too boring for these motherfuckers apparently. wathc me mom i need to do THE COOL DRUGS
anon
>>569855
I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, anyone could drink me under the table
globber
knew an academic neuroscientist who was rly against it
kate
>>569858
well i did throw some in when i was apparently still drunk a bit and that fucking sucked
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