「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>569454
Oh I am just saying that because Mugler would look good on her
>>569460
are you driving yourself to cardiac arrest for me?
getting a nap soon too
>>569459
u dont look like that
>>569460
take deep breaths!!! breath!!!! ur heart is toooo fastttt!!!!!!
I just ran :) I’m taking a cool bath in a few seconds then nap then I’ll do things ways from puter/phone
>>569464
jaw def schon tho
>>569456
im cisgender man
>>569465
#hug I’ll slow it down 4 u nonny
>>569466
oh i see
yeah get some rest
also where you not the other stim person?
are you running on stims? uhh dont?
>>569468
I will find you
>>569470
I don't wanna make it speed up so I won't hornypost at you
>>569467
> accidentally denglish
whoops my bad
>>569471
#trvke
nah I’m the whiny anon u said get sum rest and u don’t mind me and I appreciated it
yeah
>>569475
you should stop thinking in german, it's bad for you
I hope ur heart isn’t 160 rn btw idk
>>569475
Germans are CUTE
>>569477
i literally dont
its idk what it is
i might hang out with my only "real" friend tonight
>>569477
after all eigenvalues n stuff did 4 u…. :0
language processing part of my brain gotta be utterly fucked tbh
>>569473
#smooch good boy
>>569478
nah i wish my meds would kick that hard
maxed out at 140 or sth
>>569484
thank you!
>>569482
the current zeitgeist does not allow for german thinking
>>569485
I’m glad u don’t kate u have a really nice heart :)
no german zhinking on ze boart thank yue
>>569476
oh
dont remember you as being whiny but whatevs youre chill go get that nap in
then I won’t say I am
ok :7
>>569489
i read this in my mind using the voice of schwab
>>569490
closer tbh
>>569496
i need a laptop like that
its huuuuuuge...
>>569489
I lt is vorboten
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>569500
vorboten is a german word
>>569497
is that what Fujo looks like damn why she gotta be lesbian
>>569498
:0 would be cool. saeki likes these huge gaming laptops they make that are really big and decorated. I kno not good value but they did have a cool aesthetic
>>569504
nah she got a better jaw
that one is closer to mine (but mine is like more masc even)
>>569505
>gaming laptops
oh nononononono
>>569506
Bitch I will pick you up and kiss you while calling you a bad girl, I have SEEN how cute you look
I got da think pad
>>569506
but i should stop talking abt her like this? sorry fujo for spreading random info
any prodct thats dubbed 'gaming' or 'rgb' belongs right in the trashcan
my Super Gaming Houde
Fujo it is too late for you, Kate already told me the truth, youbare sexy as fuck
house
but shrimp is gaming 🥲
>>569508
uhh no touching please
>>569511
TRUE
>>569517
I will use mt brain power to telepathically lift you
>>569516
im not gaming
do not spread misinformation
im nowhere near as pretty as everyone here :( mogs me
>>569515
Would
!boymodewng
>>569521
shut up NERD
>>569521
NERD
>>569519
gravgun
i dont evne play videogames anymore
>>569521
o yeh u kicked it ok we can throw all gaming in the trash
>>569527
same for the most part
i dont really do anything
but i also do a lot at the same time
but nothing enough to get good at it or invested
did this guy make the video about gta v's electrical poles
shrimp
>>569529
i relate!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569529
i also relate
globber
!boymodewng
.jump 5:04
that masculine urge to Football Sports Beer
>>569526
Yes!
>>569533
No!!! Do not eat my flesh I will cry!
>>569533
omg did u get a boy?????
>>569540
blades >>
>>569541
just husband over here
waow…
>>569540
is that shinji. why is he always dressed like a fag
>>569542
if i could choose like any cyberpunk type body mod it would def be those sick ass arm mantis blades
>>569546
SHNJI?????????????
shinji from hit anime um lain
>>569546
kek
close enough
shinji post hrt
i want TWO
Spiders
heyyyy ~
Cutie
do i buy estro today
Would you ride on tje back of a Hayabusa while I drive it
CAREFUL
>>569558
Yea
>>569545
i love this folder...
is that a type of car ? :3
>>569563
::hayabusa
is motorcycle
omgg
you get to wrap your arms aroubd me
real sexy
was a motorcycle like it featured in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) perhaps
>>569567
dream
!boymodewng
trash game 0/10
:3
>>569571
mine too :)
should i do my injection today or stop
>>569575
you should do the injection
>>569575
why would one stop?
>>569577
bc ill never pass and id rather look like a normal man than a freak woman man thing
>>569561
what seller do you reccomend
*recommend
maybe we should just make a board for erp and ban twink from every other board
i'm retarded
>>569580
I don't do estrogen
!boymodewng
>>569582
then no one would use the normal board
>>569584
yet
>>569582
WHAT
>>569586
I am too secure in my cis straightness. Except when tea calls me her wife that's cute and does make me a bit er
>>569585
yeah but at least i would have some peace and quiet
and could start grilling
i just want to grill
!boymodewng
TRASH FUCKING GAME
!boymodewng
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
!boymodewng
0/10
!boymodewng
rockstar should go bankrupt
>>569585
i would
>>569586
its a bat.... (bunny + cat )
>>569590
you wont believe who fried this rice....
>>569579
:0
>>569597
it's a... nevermind
shrimp grilledrice
I would visit shrimps grill
>>569597
actually it's a cu um um a cu um nevermind
shimp
i suppose i could host a barbeque ur all invited yes
>>569588
hehe :3 (((((she doesn't know yet))))
>>569605
hell yeah where are you from
CANADIA
oops caps
that's a nice country
too bad there's an ocean between it and me!
!boymodewng
i mean you can just swim lol
>>569610
huhh what???
same
i was like "cunny" :D
>>569610
NO SHIT GIRL
can we not bring up such vile things jesus christ
just like in the hit novel animal farm.
yes
there is no free speecch here
>>569610
Whay why am I deranged!!!
!boymodewng
wait i still don't get it can someone explain
!boymodewng
or dm me to epxlain
you really dont wanna know lmao
!boymodewng
i literally do wanna know
oh my god you really dont
!boymodewng
just dm me
im not going too its disgusting
isnt it a term that some very bad people use to describe something that should not be described
!boymodewng
>>569627
just stop being dramatic and say it
pedophiles don't suffer enough, i want to see them suffer
i saw an absolute truthnvke the other day and it was a cis lady saying that if a guy needs women to be hairless to be attracted to them he's probably a pedophile
I am a walking trvke dispenser
>>569630
tru
they call me DMT Morpheus
>>569631
I don't mind hair tbh. But I hold to roughly similar standards as myself which is try to stay well groomed. I wax so that I am not a hypocrite
>>569631
thats not really true they might just be a porn addict
>>569631
tbh most men are
which is why theyre so disgusting
thats just not true tho
eh ok fair enough maybe i dont have the best view on that topic
>>569637
I am not!
twinkanon we're the good ones right
having a dad like uhh my dad kinda twisted it maybe
men are still disgusting 90% of the time tho
i understand im not exactly fond of men in general
>>569642
heard that story before
but being reasonable its a harmful minority
a common one
altho theres lots of toxic masculinity and other such problems
>>569644
what about me!
I am toxically masculine I literally ask people thot daughter or gay son and start wars over tbis shit I literally watch FOOTBALL and drink BEER and mow lawns while insulting and deriding my wife but never doing anythinf about it so that her mental health goes into decline as she notices a lack of affection
>>569650
you seem to try which i can appreciate
>>569651
youre One Of The Good Ones
>>569648
as you wish. it's very alienating to people who wish you no harm though
i'd be really mad with you a year ago
>>569654
can you blame me tho
i have to strategically position myself between my dads eyes and 14 yr olds asses when im in public with him
Actually I HATE dudes that stay in relationships which they don't wanna be in tbh.
am i decent for a man
>>569658
You are going to be my woman and I am going to make you wear a cute apron and bake cookies for me
>>569656
not possible to distance yourself from him?
>>569660
trying
doing that as much as possible tbh but sometimes kinda not avoidable
i meant like, to stop living with him? is your mom on board with this?
>>569659
im literallt more masculine than you
yes thats what im trying, apts are expensive as fuck and im not sharing one with someone else cause i would be paranoid as fuck
>>569656
holy shit that is insane.
>>569663
I am like basically going to feminize you and make you wear cute dresses and there is literally notjong you can do about it.
>>569665
no insane is when he actually OUT LOUD comments on it to us (he did that since like forever even when we where children like fucking christ man)
>>569636
shrimp justice truth even in unpopular time
i bet i could beat u up
twinkanon
>>569669
Hot but also doubtful
>>569667
oh my god holy shit yeah that is
>>569667
oh you should kill ur father
thought abt it several times but eh nah i dont even wanna be near him
yeah not for real ofc but yk. in spirit u should
yeah that i am very much trying
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi guys i showered whats up
>>569676
#hug
oh look it's everybody's favorite musician!
hi rose
wruff
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569680
its meeee :3
!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was very nice last night to have people recognise me for my music n tell other ppl my music was good
>>569683
heya girlie :3 from what seller do you get your e if i can ask
>>569684
woah. you're a celebrity
!!UTCPvC12Ac
inhousepharmacy.vu
okie thanks rose
i'm on the verge of buying injections lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ive showered too much this week n its rlly fucking up my skin
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh i dont do injections
yeah i know
just wanted to ask eitehr way
>>569690
how so
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhmhm
fitttts subreddit makes me want to tear my skin off
why do girls shower at all
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569694
like my fingers n shoulders are all kinda messed up :/
like flaking or rough?? how many times a day do you shower lol
>>569697
yeah when I can clean them with my tongue
!!UTCPvC12Ac
falking
!!UTCPvC12Ac
flaking
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean only once
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i showered like more times han usual
innocent discussion of hygiene
!!UTCPvC12Ac
usually i leave a day between showers but i had to do a bunch in a row
that's odd. is your skin very uh ! sensitive yeah ok
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh its very sensitive lol
consider not showering if you're not smelly LOL
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was incredibly smelly and sweaty today lol
probably you can get shower gel for sensitive skin if you're not using one
ive been getting really sweaty really fast bc its getting warm out so i have to shower every day
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like sweated so hard yesterday walking to my friends house
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i literally was like struggling to peel my shirt off and then the next morning it was still soaked
>>569709
You should let me clean you!!!
>>569714
hot
fucking hot
sorry
I need to step out pleade
!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheheh
!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then i also sweated a bunch on the train home
>>569683
:3:3:3
>>569714
can you mail me that shirt
!!UTCPvC12Ac
bet
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but yeah i dont have anything to go outside for except driving lessons on monday n friday n then im gonna go see femtanyl on saturday
now i'm scared to hornypost because big brother is watching :(
hurray I am back home officially!
never horny post
!!UTCPvC12Ac
so i washed today, will wash thursday night, will wash saturday n thatll be it
>>569728
I would never hornypost
i know you wouldn't
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mayyyybeee tuesday? depends
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569727
yayyyy
>>569734
you should let me wash you
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhm thatd be fun, showering with someone else is v nice
and then dirty you up again
!!UTCPvC12Ac
do do do just exchanging stock tips
nothing to see here
just remember the consequences are a week long
we awe discussing potentiaw twump coin
>>569744
#smite
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im grinding the event battles on tcg pocket rn
libpol mods reportedly homophobic
thats not true i love the gays
i mean we
theres more than one of me
>>569748
why do the mods hate me on the basis of my sexuality
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so happy i got shiny celebi ex omg
!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes sooooo pretty
when I am straight
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i <3 pink, im a pink girlie now
smh. discrimination in a supposed open and accepting space
opinions on the yamaha sidewinder
the new models specifixally?
does not compare to other turbocharged snowmobile offeringss yep get an icecat
actually
should I force everyone to watch more busa vids
okay so. about those grilled cheese.
tomorrow
because i'm lazy
u meal prepping?
sorry starving time
>>569764
that's what I call it when I (redactes) my (redacted) and get (redacted) on the underside of my sheets and stick the (redacted) to my skin so I can peel it off
nooooooo!!!!
mailing u a sandwhich
yaaay
when will it arrive? :3
#ai time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please
nice try fed. time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i rlly want a like brie and idk what that one salty pork meat thingie is
>>569769
#replace (redacted) COCK
HOW DOES IT WROK
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it pastrami im thinking of?
OH
>>569774
#reply
skipping the fed response lol. cheapest option is usps first-class international, around $15-$20 depending on weight (<4lbs). no idea if sandwich survives though, probably mush. tight vac seal recommended for science. time varies, 7-21 days if they don't confiscate it. pirates might steal it idk.
with a delay apparently!
7-22 days
!nIOh.loris
" when I cock my cock and get cock "
hah
loriposting :D
!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys whats the like thin salty ham??
>>569784
lori
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pls im dying out here rn
pastrami I think
>>569786
bacon??
!nIOh.loris
>>569787
yes, twinkyy
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569790
no bro its not bacon
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like some italian thing
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami is beef
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like a real thin salty ham
>>569793
prosciuto!
>>569791
I am a lil intoxicated
im plauing my guitar
!nIOh.loris
>>569797
careful twinky, u getting banned would be sad
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569796
yessss i could kiss you
>>569799
ye, I am very careful!
>>569800
omgg :33 i'm glad i could be of use #kiss
!!UTCPvC12Ac
godddd omfg brie n prosciuto
hmm. sounds
salty
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i fucking love salt
!!UTCPvC12Ac
like genuinely
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mnnnnphhh
*taking notes* NOT a snail. alright...
they should invent an edibl hair dye so if ur ever hungry or want a snack u can have a little nibble
crack cocaine!!
>>569811
the worst drug I do regularly is LSD
thats the best drug tho
you're such a dangerous specimen
i don't do drugs at all!!!
>>569815
uhm excuse mme amphetamine wants a word
>>569818
youre excused
>>569818
ok but amps are like better but like more harmful so
I am off phone now
well i guess using amps as prescribed isnt as harmful
thats fair
So I can look at more Resort shows
lsd def in my top 3
>>569822
its like not at all
i think amphetamine > alcohol >lsd >everything else
(imagine it's a bottle of dr pepper though)
>>569826
LSD, MDMA, Weed. I have done cocaine before but not regularly
>>569827
well there is still some harm but the benefits should outweigh
uh like what tho
>>569830
beh to me mdma is just horny adderall
>>569803
smart spiders
!!UTCPvC12Ac
my friend wants me to do acid with him thatd be chill
>>569833
uh.... yeah ????????? THat's why it's good
actually fun fact about mdma its not really a horny drug youre less likely to engage in risky sexual activity than if you were to drink
>>569836
uhm no did u not get the memo sex and horny is bad
Except I am convinced my body produces it naturally
>>569837
alcohol gives peoplle whiskey dick
not me tho
>>569828
alcohol is TERRIBLE I think
Because I have a problem
>>569841
the riskiest of sexual activities
>>569843
you just gotta have the right genetic proclivities
alcohol is straight up poison
>>569847
yes chad face
it just kills brain cells
>>569849
YES CHAD FACE
even light casual use
might be fine to lose a few but. yeah
>>569843
true
it just makes me feel like shit and sleepy (tried it a few days ago after not having any for years) (dw didnt mix it with amphs)
being an alcoholic is bad. having an abusive working relationship with alcohol is cool and quirky
the SHIT
>>569854
Noooo drinking on amphetamine is the whole entire point
alcohol is too boring for these motherfuckers apparently. wathc me mom i need to do THE COOL DRUGS
>>569851
#yeh
>>569855
I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, anyone could drink me under the table
knew an academic neuroscientist who was rly against it
>>569858
well i did throw some in when i was apparently still drunk a bit and that fucking sucked