「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>569659
im literallt more masculine than you
yes thats what im trying, apts are expensive as fuck and im not sharing one with someone else cause i would be paranoid as fuck
>>569656
holy shit that is insane.
>>569663
I am like basically going to feminize you and make you wear cute dresses and there is literally notjong you can do about it.
>>569665
no insane is when he actually OUT LOUD comments on it to us (he did that since like forever even when we where children like fucking christ man)
>>569636
shrimp justice truth even in unpopular time
i bet i could beat u up
twinkanon
>>569669
Hot but also doubtful
>>569667
oh my god holy shit yeah that is
>>569667
oh you should kill ur father
thought abt it several times but eh nah i dont even wanna be near him
yeah not for real ofc but yk. in spirit u should
yeah that i am very much trying
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi guys i showered whats up
>>569676
#hug
oh look it's everybody's favorite musician!
hi rose
wruff
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569680
its meeee :3
!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was very nice last night to have people recognise me for my music n tell other ppl my music was good
>>569683
heya girlie :3 from what seller do you get your e if i can ask
>>569684
woah. you're a celebrity
!!UTCPvC12Ac
inhousepharmacy.vu
okie thanks rose
i'm on the verge of buying injections lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ive showered too much this week n its rlly fucking up my skin
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh i dont do injections
yeah i know
just wanted to ask eitehr way
>>569690
how so
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhmhm
fitttts subreddit makes me want to tear my skin off
why do girls shower at all
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569694
like my fingers n shoulders are all kinda messed up :/
like flaking or rough?? how many times a day do you shower lol
>>569697
yeah when I can clean them with my tongue
!!UTCPvC12Ac
falking
!!UTCPvC12Ac
flaking
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean only once
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i showered like more times han usual
innocent discussion of hygiene
!!UTCPvC12Ac
usually i leave a day between showers but i had to do a bunch in a row
that's odd. is your skin very uh ! sensitive yeah ok
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh its very sensitive lol
consider not showering if you're not smelly LOL
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was incredibly smelly and sweaty today lol
probably you can get shower gel for sensitive skin if you're not using one
ive been getting really sweaty really fast bc its getting warm out so i have to shower every day
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like sweated so hard yesterday walking to my friends house
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i literally was like struggling to peel my shirt off and then the next morning it was still soaked
>>569709
You should let me clean you!!!
>>569714
hot
fucking hot
sorry
I need to step out pleade
!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheheh
!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then i also sweated a bunch on the train home
>>569683
:3:3:3
>>569714
can you mail me that shirt
!!UTCPvC12Ac
bet
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but yeah i dont have anything to go outside for except driving lessons on monday n friday n then im gonna go see femtanyl on saturday
now i'm scared to hornypost because big brother is watching :(
hurray I am back home officially!
never horny post
!!UTCPvC12Ac
so i washed today, will wash thursday night, will wash saturday n thatll be it
>>569728
I would never hornypost
i know you wouldn't
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mayyyybeee tuesday? depends
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569727
yayyyy
>>569734
you should let me wash you
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhm thatd be fun, showering with someone else is v nice
and then dirty you up again
!!UTCPvC12Ac
do do do just exchanging stock tips
nothing to see here
just remember the consequences are a week long
we awe discussing potentiaw twump coin
>>569744
#smite
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im grinding the event battles on tcg pocket rn
libpol mods reportedly homophobic
thats not true i love the gays
i mean we
theres more than one of me
>>569748
why do the mods hate me on the basis of my sexuality
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so happy i got shiny celebi ex omg
!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes sooooo pretty
when I am straight
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i <3 pink, im a pink girlie now
smh. discrimination in a supposed open and accepting space
opinions on the yamaha sidewinder
the new models specifixally?
does not compare to other turbocharged snowmobile offeringss yep get an icecat
actually
should I force everyone to watch more busa vids
okay so. about those grilled cheese.
tomorrow
because i'm lazy
u meal prepping?
sorry starving time
>>569764
that's what I call it when I (redactes) my (redacted) and get (redacted) on the underside of my sheets and stick the (redacted) to my skin so I can peel it off
nooooooo!!!!
mailing u a sandwhich
yaaay
when will it arrive? :3
#ai time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please
nice try fed. time to mail a sandwhich to Poland cheaply from USA east coast also price please
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i rlly want a like brie and idk what that one salty pork meat thingie is
>>569769
#replace (redacted) COCK
HOW DOES IT WROK
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it pastrami im thinking of?
OH
>>569774
#reply
skipping the fed response lol. cheapest option is usps first-class international, around $15-$20 depending on weight (<4lbs). no idea if sandwich survives though, probably mush. tight vac seal recommended for science. time varies, 7-21 days if they don't confiscate it. pirates might steal it idk.
with a delay apparently!
7-22 days
!nIOh.loris
" when I cock my cock and get cock "
hah
loriposting :D
!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys whats the like thin salty ham??
>>569784
lori
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pls im dying out here rn
pastrami I think
>>569786
bacon??
!nIOh.loris
>>569787
yes, twinkyy
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569790
no bro its not bacon
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like some italian thing
!!UTCPvC12Ac
pastrami is beef
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its like a real thin salty ham
>>569793
prosciuto!
>>569791
I am a lil intoxicated
im plauing my guitar
!nIOh.loris
>>569797
careful twinky, u getting banned would be sad
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569796
yessss i could kiss you
>>569799
ye, I am very careful!
>>569800
omgg :33 i'm glad i could be of use #kiss
!!UTCPvC12Ac
godddd omfg brie n prosciuto
hmm. sounds
salty
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i fucking love salt
!!UTCPvC12Ac
like genuinely
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mnnnnphhh
*taking notes* NOT a snail. alright...
they should invent an edibl hair dye so if ur ever hungry or want a snack u can have a little nibble
crack cocaine!!
>>569811
the worst drug I do regularly is LSD
thats the best drug tho
you're such a dangerous specimen
i don't do drugs at all!!!
>>569815
uhm excuse mme amphetamine wants a word
>>569818
youre excused
>>569818
ok but amps are like better but like more harmful so
I am off phone now
well i guess using amps as prescribed isnt as harmful
thats fair
So I can look at more Resort shows
lsd def in my top 3
>>569822
its like not at all
i think amphetamine > alcohol >lsd >everything else
(imagine it's a bottle of dr pepper though)
>>569826
LSD, MDMA, Weed. I have done cocaine before but not regularly
>>569827
well there is still some harm but the benefits should outweigh
uh like what tho
>>569830
beh to me mdma is just horny adderall
>>569803
smart spiders
!!UTCPvC12Ac
my friend wants me to do acid with him thatd be chill
>>569833
uh.... yeah ????????? THat's why it's good
actually fun fact about mdma its not really a horny drug youre less likely to engage in risky sexual activity than if you were to drink
>>569836
uhm no did u not get the memo sex and horny is bad
Except I am convinced my body produces it naturally
>>569837
alcohol gives peoplle whiskey dick
not me tho
>>569828
alcohol is TERRIBLE I think
Because I have a problem
>>569841
the riskiest of sexual activities
>>569843
you just gotta have the right genetic proclivities
alcohol is straight up poison
>>569847
yes chad face
it just kills brain cells
>>569849
YES CHAD FACE
even light casual use
might be fine to lose a few but. yeah
>>569843
true
it just makes me feel like shit and sleepy (tried it a few days ago after not having any for years) (dw didnt mix it with amphs)
being an alcoholic is bad. having an abusive working relationship with alcohol is cool and quirky
the SHIT
>>569854
Noooo drinking on amphetamine is the whole entire point
alcohol is too boring for these motherfuckers apparently. wathc me mom i need to do THE COOL DRUGS
>>569851
#yeh
>>569855
I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, anyone could drink me under the table
knew an academic neuroscientist who was rly against it
>>569858
well i did throw some in when i was apparently still drunk a bit and that fucking sucked
>>569861
im irish british and serbian i could pass a pilots test with 0.1% bac
I should really buy some safer drug and invite ppl to do it w me when we meet up for social occasions but hmmm
>>569861
is that a euphemism
>>569866
Maybe
okay actually abusing alcohol bad and its really depressing and bad for your body and stuff but
But for real, I am very much unable to handle my liquor
all types of drugs are for coping idiots
>>569854
#hug thanks 4 more :) I actually like the high but the health effects r not good at all even in small amounts
>>569870
unenlightened take
Idk alcohol is Human Cvlture
Alcohol is MAMMAL culture even
>>569872
date a drug addict and your views change
>>569875
dog i went to rehab lol
yeah drug addicts don't get this stuff
lol
>>569877
i am a nonfunctional lump without adderall
that's medication not drugs
if it is provided by a specialist
>>569881
thats amphetamine
>>569882
doctors never ever give their patients addictive drugs carelessly. it is known
yeah and I get xannies every time I ask for them because the never give them
>>569876
#hug
shrimp tank
adderall is needed for some people
ur trying to cope your way out of reality
my fuckin computer internet fuck
coping w reality is good but I think becoming ungrounded is bad or not caring about the future
>>569888
how am i coping...
if I got a DM just now, it is in the void
>>569891
"drugs are bad" actually I need them! ermm doctors give them?? ermm...
>>569893
drugs are good
drug abuse is bad
just dont abuse them simple as :^)
drugs are bad entirely
shrimple
>>569898
what about caffiene
world doesnt go around without caffiene
Modern civilization is built on the hardwork of good honest ALCOHOLICS
that’s too mean don’t say that :(
oops i purged it
powerful shrimp :)
they are taking a little break now
who
thats what im saying
!boymodewng
>>569908
what did you do
>>569912
killed someone
!nIOh.loris
>>569881
medication are also drugs and.....whatever. not gonna enter into this discussion lmao
my internet DIED
>>569906
#change purged to psychically dismantled with non-mod powers
!boymodewng
>>569914
i will start hornyposting in hteir absence if you ban them
>>569918
it wasnt about horny posting lol
!boymodewng
oh ok i wasn't paying attention
>>569917
its ok the shrimp is out of the bag...
perma me(no just 1 day)
!nIOh.loris
>>569908
huh!
>>569881
oh wow i never do drugs :D
wait why do i have a resting heart rate of 140 and feel like a literal corpse now
must be the wind
>>569915
#hug it got kinda upset
>all drugs are bad and you are a coper
>except adderall thats totally not drugs
YOU are the coper, adderall use is drug use and thats a good thing
!nIOh.loris
>>569923
rip
>>569928
ah don’t be too harsh idk. I’m sure dating a drug abuser and seeing people die of them is really rough fr :(
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569929
hetslop....
!boymodewng
i'm gonna say it i fucking hate pensylvania
>>569931
i mean yeah thats fair im being mean
it is way too easy to bypass
!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play you dont know the shape im in
!nIOh.loris
>>569932
could be...or not
the monster can assume any gender. or none at all
>>569934
#hug not too mean just a little bit good to wind it back imo. nice worm
::pet
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569937
i can tell its het
!nIOh.loris
>>569939
yeah.
i just think the biggest danger in using any drugs is pretending they are not abusable or they are necessary. it's never true.... gotta be honest about your vices. okay to have vices the dangrr is just when you lie to yourself about them
>>569939
I am straight!!!!
>>569937
THE MONSTER CAN? *starts salivating*
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont get this music video tbh, doesnt rlly like fit the vibe at all
thirsty...................
>>569945
I wanna do the monster can thing tbh
>>569941
yeah there is even a risk with prescribed drugs too
:3
!!UTCPvC12Ac
drugs r p cool, u do a lil line of mdma with a friend n go "awwww yeaaaaah"
nah theyre for retards
>>569941
gotta be honest about life in general while still not making it abusive use of information, like not seeing urself as bad and ugly while not making others feel bad looking at u or that’s possible :/
!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was so cool having someone like rlly like my hair last night, they were all hype over it omg
>>569953
Your hair is very nice!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its v soft n fluffy mhm
!nIOh.loris
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569953
it was a nice contrast to that one anon who was shitting on me on friday lmao
wait on here or irl
!!UTCPvC12Ac
here lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
what a question anon
they must be having a really bad day huh
>>569957
girlsmell…
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569957
ohhh i remember this manga
!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it still on going??
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i kidna feel off on it
>>569958
whatever! everyone knows the opinions of people on the internet do not matter
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i feel like im a lot prettier in person also which makes a bit of a dif
probably so! :3 we talked about how selfies are bad a little bit ago
disagree
!!UTCPvC12Ac
also i was talking to a friend n she mentioned she had come on here and saw me promoing myself lmao
part of it is context too, a picture can be like media to find flaws in while a person can be ur lovely friend to be excited about
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i finished doing all the event battles i could do today on tcg pocket so i am playing a bit more of centralfiction
my meaning is that a selfie is one specific angle while irl or on video you get to see all angles, so a selfie might be really good or really bad while irl/video gives you the full picture
chat good news
>>569955
soft flufflando
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569977
why are you a twink now?
mustve been the wind
teank
>>569980
thats the good news
this is gonna get boring soon
just a matter of time
im moisturized in my lane enjoying [redacted] and just keeping an eye lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>569983
deteasition?
shrimp
no im still a beautiful woman
globber
shrimp
globber
shrimp
globber
shrimpp
sorry for deceiving you
and spiders!
spiders
sbiders
:3
#ksay spider
:3
#ksay MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shrimp and spiders
>>569989
#smooch
>>569989
the flag has changed!
>>570005
#kiss
>>570007
i felt like cultural appropriation
shrimbp
>>570011
Very BAD!!!!
its really funny knowing they put in so much effort to evade and i just... press a button...
dont ban twinkanon :(
like some 1800s colonial soldier against Africans w spears … the heart of darkness… the shrimp of darkness
no not twink
>>570010
was this said about libpol
msutve been the wind
LMAO
>>570017
i think we should
guys did you see that i think there was a ghost
>>570024
basej
bye bye that evil twink must pay
thats not a good thing bro... dont you have like. other things going on
>>570021
ye
!boymodewng
>>570024
that's because ur literally hitler
what else imma do
we could ride bikes and get ice cream anon?
>>570031
kind of true though.... they can fuck off with reddit though like wtf
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>570024
hiiii lain
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i gotta start wearing dresses more, like a cute white dress would be nice
straight up lainpilling it
!!UTCPvC12Ac
maybe get a cute necklace also just to add to interest to my like upper chest area cos that was one thing ppl said when i first got the dress is that there was a lot of empty openspace
and by lain I mean my wired
i like this flag its like a cute dress
too much allcohol
tummy hurt
>>570046
me too mwah #kiss
>>570045
AW
what'd you drink bbygirl
>>570041
good u need sum rest <3… and i said i would an hour ago
>>570045
::drinkanon
>>570051
ehh not quite yet but soon enough yeah
eyes still pretty though :3
>>570048
mwah <3 #kiss
>>570047
same
feel like a juice box that got sucked dry
but like tbh feels good like it
the twink dwinkin
>>570056
ive got a friend who looks like this and its scary
>>570056
now make it with grey eyes and its me
>>570056
theyre like corpse gray but ok
>>570047
#kiss feel better
>>570061
GREY EYES
you have been sucked off your soul.
any1 else miss fortnite circa 2018
>>570065
wrong. im an angel. god gave me grey eyes when i gained my wings, and divinity accordingly
>>570054
huhh its literally a single eye its just like normal
i think im going crazy am i hallucinating
>>570067
there are angel gray eyes and zombie gray eyes, no clue how to tell em apart but i def got the latter
o_O
is bro still trying
>>570070
shrimp
>>570072
cute :)
>>570067
i'm jealous. i, for one, am a creature in whose creation god had no part in
>>570077
do not the zombie
>>570078
oh he def had with me
was laughing his ass of the entire time prob
it looks like fine china if it was actually clothes and not plates