「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
okay i think i have a plan for the spider but im not sure how logical it would be to pull off
i also own a hammock
i might just throw my couch in the garbage tomorrow and set it up
but then i will have nowhere to relax and sit
and the hammock kinda fucks my back up
>>571979
no to all of this already
i cannot drive to the convenience store at this much gas and back
unless i refill
i cannot afford mousetraps
or gasoline
i have $3 to my name
my life is a pathetic wreck
and that would not work at all to get the spider anyway
unless i got glue traps ig but i def can't afford those kind
thank you but solutions that require i have money just REALLY make me wanna kms
im so sorry
it's fine it's my own fault i have no money
everything is just terrible and i am going to get killed by a spider in my sleep tonight
i should just eat all this glass and get it over with
okay this is just bringing everyone down i'm gonna go sit alone in my car and cry until i run out of gas or find the energy to deal with the spider
goodnight libpol
take some time to cry before making decisions
step 1 of crisis management
!!UTCPvC12Ac
how big is this spider?
they said it was a few inches in diameter, probably a brown recluse
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ah ok
!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it not possible to try n trap the thing in a glass or something or is it too big? idk gasoline or whatever seems a little excessive
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh yeah they said that, my bad i am bad at reading teehee
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hope anon manages to get some sleep, what a shitty situation :(
oh okay
good luck anon
ok i am gonna go inside and move shit around until i find the spider and if it wakes anyone up they can just be mad
i can't sit in my car like this i need to sleep
>>571997
i don't know where it is. if i did it would be smeared on the bottom of a shoe right now
wish me luck
oh you did already thank you
i can't find the recluse 😭
i wanted to sit down but i was too scared to sit anywhere in my room so i'm in my car again
i am so tired
realizing how irredeemably large my ribcage and shoulders are
!nIOh.loris
good morning.
reminder that all evil twinks must pay!
its actually never been more over
>>572011
morning
>>572010
can we switch
i hate my hips and ribs
god i fucking wish my entire body just screams IM A MAN LOOK IM SO MANLY
fucking testosterone
at least i didnt get hairy at least i didnt get hairy at least i d
my familys genetics hit me HARD
literally every female in my family has super wide hips and thighs and the most feminine build ever
my dad has a super wide but not muscular build so im just really horizontal
im such a barrelhon
losing weight will help i cope
!nIOh.loris
pain
i didnt sleep
>>572022
i feel u being a barrelhon sucks
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572029
felt
I wish I was short enough to be able to sit on peoples laps >:c
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572031
how tall are you?
>>572032
184ish cm
!boymodewng
>>572033
#reply translate this to american measurement
around 6 feet. translate this to american measurement
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572033
eh i could fit you on my lap
!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy tcg pocket is reaming me with the deck luck rn hooooly fuck
!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuck me man holy shit
!!UTCPvC12Ac
no luck what so ever
>>572031
same
no energy to get anything done rn
and how tf is it alr 15:40
might order some caffeine pills to bridge the gaps of days where i should take any ritalin
idk if thats how that works tho tbh
maybe i just need like 24h of sleep or sth
>>572031
also you are tho
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiiiiiiiii
helloooo
hows everyone doin
im feeling much better now that i've had coffee
yeah i actually need caffeine or sth too but i kinda hate coffee tho
do you like energy drinks?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572049
bweh i had a poopy drive today
ive played so much elden ring........................ time to be a real humannn......... or game more........
eh yeah but too little caffeine for that much sugary drink
!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna make a brie n proscuito sandwich tho
need to pick my classes and get my phone repaired and go outside and do stuff
just want to eep and game....
>>572055
watermelon redbull is my favorite
>>572058 at the same time?
so real
>>572059
never had that
>>572053
awh that sucks
like car drive?
>>572057
i gotta pick my classes soon too ;_;
i dont even know what im gonna do in college
i wanna be a psychologist or neurologist but im mentally disabled so i get burnout very very often
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572063
yurrr :/ i kinda flubbed my manouevers n she was back on me for checking mirrors
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ughh
!!UTCPvC12Ac
whatever i am gonna blame it on me being a lil blehhy from being out all weekend, i will do better on friday
>>572066
oh like drivers license exam stuff?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
just a driving lesson, still got a bit before my test
!!UTCPvC12Ac
also she was on about me not driving fast enough but like the road was p full of parked cars i didnt wanna get into a situation where i could like smack into someone whos driving the other way
>>572065
just start "prescribing" yourself random stuff :D
>>572072
lmfao
>>572071
i still havent gotten my license, i have my permit but driving scares the shit out of me
maybe youre talented and can fix yourself with a few meds real quick
!!UTCPvC12Ac
also im all sweaty from going out to the shops :/
>>572071
or like a pedestrian appearing from between 2 cars = insta ded
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572077
yurrr
yeah but dw
took me like 4 attempts or sth
im an actual danger to everyone around me on the road
driving is scary for me because i live in one of those cities that's notorious for terrible drivers
>>572083
hello everypony
runs around in circles
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just wanna pass this stupid test
!!UTCPvC12Ac
idc anymore
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im sick of paying for fuckass lessons all the time weh
spongebob
!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then im gonna move n be in a city n i wont even rlly need to drive cos i can just walk to places
!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuuuuuhck
depending on where you live public transport is also a good alternative
but it can be rly expensive
i have a drivers license but i literally never use it cause public transport is good enuf here
i have a driver license but i never use it because i can't drive
also that yeah
hi
FUCK boymoder flag
haiiiii tea
haii
how are you
itchy
ive been practicing guitar all day bc i have to tutor my friend on wednesday
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oo fun
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im gonna try n record some stuff after i eat
woaw
rose drop!!!!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i need to get an album cover sorted soon so i can drop my next one
>>572103
what kind of stuffs
im just gonna teah her the basic chords n stuff, she wants to learn how to play pop punk songs mostly cuz thats her fav genre but i gotta teach her the basics before that ;_;
!boymodewng
>>572109
ur at work
waiting for a loading bar
but yes
!boymodewng
punch a hole into the wall to establish dominance
im busy installing linux on all their computers and deleting windows because law offices should be using free (as in FREEDOM!!!) and open source software
after this i will probably go on a murder spree killing all the people in this building i don't like
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572110
power chord ez
hi im on my non work version
im so devious
having two computers open
oops progress bar done bye
gimp is my fav pdf editor
!nIOh.loris
u have to love urself for a shot at being happy...
!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so goated i <3 myself
!nIOh.loris
interesting phrase
!nIOh.loris
i was sad a moment ago, now its alright.
!nIOh.loris
lets all learn to love ourselves
!!UTCPvC12Ac
goated ioris...
i'll try :<
!!UTCPvC12Ac
romeo u gotta be goated
!!UTCPvC12Ac
u gotta say ur the goat
!nIOh.loris
>>572129
::pat
good boy
>>572131
im not a goat im a bird
but i suppose i am goat-ed
you all seem to like me well enough
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572132
..... need
!nIOh.loris
>>572136
::pat
good girl
!nIOh.loris
fitting image lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572137
awrooooo :3
>>572135
i like you romeo
yayyy
i remember thinking this when i spoke to you last
i like you too
youre cool
thanks :)
pecks you on the top of your head (affectionately)
!nIOh.loris
>>572143
why would we hate a brother?
!boymodewng
>>572147
LORi
!nIOh.loris
>>572148
hi hi boog
#kiss
>>572147
i dont know im cringe
!nIOh.loris
>>572150
embrace the cringe, be free
i am trying my best :D
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i am back
!!UTCPvC12Ac
and i had a prosciutto and brie and sandwich and it was fucking GOATED
yay!!!
on thurs i made a super potentially bad error at work (attaching info for the opposing counsel with like all we know)
today i removed all the info by erasing it in gimp
so that they can send without forfeitting the case :)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572156
one of the classic blunders...
alex jones' lawyers did this
!!UTCPvC12Ac
the ol' 'give em all the info' slip-up
okay so like
i thought the documents were being scanned for archival but they're being scanned to be sent to the opposing counsel so i was including info that would be useful for archival but very bad if the opposing counsel saw
did you go like "oopsie daisy :3 my mistake tee hee"
best way to make anyone forgiev you
usually i just offer to commit seppuku for my failure and they let me off the hook
::eto
#ksay shrimp u better not go on anon
#ksay smiley face :)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay hiiiiii
hi
rose orlandooo
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiii tea
hello
what are u up to
!!UTCPvC12Ac
guitar :3
waow
hows it going
no headphones rn btw sorry
!!UTCPvC12Ac
just started so i just got a lil chord progression
!!UTCPvC12Ac
was listening to "That future is now" by the pillows so i wanna try n do something similar in feel with the way one guitar does like basic rhythm guitar nthe other is doing a lead-ier part in each ear
i was curious is there a separate instrument for rhythm guitar
!nIOh.loris
.play lovefool
or is it just the name of a style of playing
!!UTCPvC12Ac
just the style
!!UTCPvC12Ac
like rhythm is usually just like the chords n stuff
n then lead is the idk the topline above it
>>572183
#kiss
thats cool
cuz i know bass guitar is like a different instrument
!nIOh.loris
>>572187
love me love
#kiss
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572189
mhmhm yeah
>>572190
me2
!boymodewng
>>572192
me3
omg booker u 3????
!boymodewng
>>572149
#kiss
!nIOh.loris
>>572195
#kiss
are u a real boymoder or are u just faking it?
!boymodewng
what's that supposed to mean
!nIOh.loris
trying to know if u da real 1
how am i supposed to stop doing dumb shit to cope when i literally gotta talk my best friend out of killing herself daily at this point =-=
mornin
!nIOh.loris
>>572200
moning
>>572202
she literally passed before hrt and all this shit but shes totally fucked in the head tbh
it is a cruel world that sounds like a difficult situation
yeah but im kinda used to it
some months it gets worse then it gets better for a few again
been really bad for like 1-2 now
but i (c/h)ope that shell get through it
yeah. i just mean like. you seem like a really good friend for being there for them but it also really sucks when supporting people you care about takes such a toll on you yk
!boymodewng
>>572200
good mmorrow
!nIOh.loris
>>572199
pain
#hug
cause you should be supported and helped too
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572199
#hug
but i dont really think theres an easy way to just make that happen idk
yeah ty and true i need her at least as much as she needs me
just gotta get through it somehow
mhm. i do think also sometimes like. sometimes unhealthy coping mechanisms can be worth it if it at least keeps you alive. which is a risky line to tow sometimes but. sometimes you just gotta survive and hope that in the future there will be room for a healthier life
yeah my coping mechanisms are pretty healthy i think tbh
like relatively speaking
thats good
>>572219
#hug hope things work out for the best
keep the hope in ur heart even when it feels like cope probably
yeh ty shrimp
<3
<3
!boymodewng
>>572226
god ur so fucking tiny is sickening
!boymodewng
the depravtity to be that small
im sorrrryyyyy im the shrimp of the litterrrr be niceee
!boymodewng
it's unhinged
the spider will not reveal itself
i slept in my car
what happened
>>572233
spider loose in my room, possibly a brown recluse, escaped, slept in my car, now tearing the room apart looking for it
oh wow
r u an arachnophobia or
>>572236
brown recluses are deadly
any other kind of spider i would say "fuck it you won"
not recluses or black widows tho
!nIOh.loris
oh right
>>572237
i forgor there are poisonous spiders thats increidbly fair
>>572240
it honestly makes me really sad to kill them but i value my life more than theirs
sadly that is the way it is
>>572234
did you manage to get any sleep?
>>572243
hi again :)
yeah i am p exhausted and will nap after i finish sweeping every area of my room (spider may not even be in there anymore but i will find it if it is and also vacuum my couch thoroughly)
but i slept like 4ish hours in my car
i feel a lot less freaked out and useless
you should also pick up that glass :7
>>572245
ye i am sweeping it up now, had to move furniture out of the way first
did you throw a glass at the spider
>>572247
there was a cube shaped vase (full of sharpies, used to hold flowers) on my desk a couple inches from the wall where the spider was
it was crawling down, towards behind the desk side
so i put my hand on the vase and went
>SMASHSMASHSMASH oh no my vase
>>572244
at least you're feeling better and more mental clarity
>>572248
dljghdfklgjhdfklgh
omg
in retrospect it's pretty funny
i also thought it was a vase from my graduation party but i remembered it's not (that one's safe), this is one my abusive ex sent me flowers in
so it is all good on the property loss too lol
that sucks tho abt the case
vase
awww
ohhh
oh nice
it died an honorable death
what a rollercoaster
>>572258
o7
i had bugsprayed my whole room after you fell asleep so i wouldn't get any bug-induced hysteria
>>572261
hope ur using indoor bug repellent meant for walls!
a lot of bugspray is literally just neurotoxin, you don't want too much of some of them indoors
i am gonna spray a super strong neurotoxin outdoor bugspray into this hole in my wall before i duct tape over it tho lol
it's full of cobwebs
spider prob in there somewhere
im definitely the type of shrimp to see a spider in my room and sleep not in my room altho i cant sleep on the couch because its covered in cat hair and i dont have a car so id probably sleep in my chair
i saw a spider crawling on my tv earlier. anon you must have psychologically transferred the spider to me. i was brave enough to murder it though
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i see spiders all the time, but i live in the uk so theyre all chillers
we also have scorpions here
the big ones are not dangerous
you gotta be mindful of tiny scorpions if you see one
>>572264
that's so real my cat sheds like no other, but he has the decency to eat some of the bugs that get in my room
>>572265
bless btw ty for saving me
the worst part about the escaped recluse is i also saw a harvestman in my room last night and i failed to catch it amd killed it because i was scared
so i killed a good harmless non-spider that kills spiders
and let a deadly spider escape
just absolute L
anyway gonna go clean up this glass lol thank you guys for listening
Wazzup gang
hi randy!!
I was walking by the energy drink isle today and I orgasmed a little
>>572271
have fun
>>572273
Hai
randy whats ur opinion on spiders
I'm arachophobic (pls don't cancel)
>>572279
a common theme through out this site
Although in recent years I'm not as afraid as I used to be, I was also afraid of dogs before but after my family had a dog I overcame my fear
>>572280
he's so cute. im naming him gerald
>>572279
yeh same
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572280
awww its so cuuute
So maybe if I get a pet spider I might overcome this too
>>572283
gerald isnt that cute of a name tho
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572280
naming him chompychomp
but its silly
>>572287
Gerald Way
>>572288
fantastic
>>572288
now thats better
Jerry
>>572286
get a pet tarantula they are big so theyre less scary
.play tarantula handshake
ok ordered, might show yall on friday when it arrives
>>572294
They're fluffy
But wolf spiders are horrifying still
>>572298
wolf spiders are good, they are very unlikely to hurt you and active hunters
also killing them is bad for you, because they carry babies on their backs
you wanna scoop them up even if they scare you or tjere will just be more
They're good I'm sure but they're scary
.play got your tongue
Lizord
leezard
holy fuck i stink i need a shower
>>572294
also their bite is not bad, like a bee sting
ive been listening to an audiobook version of proust's "in search of lost time"
>>572280
thats so cute
What's your opinion on cuckoos >>572304
>>572305
the bad part is the ones with the hair they throw at you like girl that is biological warfare stop you will get arrested by the ICC
kino
>>572307
it issss i just hope it wont be too slippery to grip, cause the stuff that im crushing is pretty tough
>>572309
do they like throw tiny hair that embeds like splinters?? that sounds both very cool and very annoying lol
>>572310
You're a gemstone now??
>>572308
theyre cutie pies
>>572312
yes some tarantulas do
i wish i could shower but the washing machine is in the bathtub and i have to do like 3 more loads of laundry ;_;
>>572314
I like them because of brooding parasitism, it's so interesting
i dont know if EVERY tarantula does but SOME do
>>572315
i love this fact and will also make sure never to own one
>>572319
iirc they only do it if theyre mad so just be nice !!
>>572316
Why's the washing machine taking a bath
>>572320
well if i did have a pet tarantula obviously i would be nice to it but i think i would also just go ahead and get one that doesn't shed splinters to be safe lol
>>572321
the one connected to the dryer broke like 10 years ago so my mom got a portable apartment one but our basement (where my room + the bathroom + the washers are) is quite small so the only place we can fit it is in the tub
>>572313
wdym
i prefer rats as a small pet anyway tho
about the same lifespan as a tarantula
but it's a rat
i like when they crawl around on my shoulders and try to nibble my hair
>>572324
Your flag says sapphire
no it says "sapphic" as in "lesbian" as in "likes girls"
>>572326
youre literally a bicycle tho
Yah, I am
.play i want to ride my bycicle
waowh
based
>>572327
But I like girls too, does that make me sapphic
queen!!!
>>572333
are u a girl
I first heard this song in Angry Birds of all the things
>>572335
I'm a genderless fuck
then idk u can be sapphic if u want.
not super sure i dont make the rules
>>572337
where are you on the political compass
Hmmm let me see
centrist on the left/right and auth/anarchy spectrum, 100% on the third axis towards liberalism
>>572340
wait pic dropped
#throw
>>572340
no, this compass
place yourselves on it
>>572346
based
its a chart
I'm a radical centrist
>>572350
top/bottom is association with gender / left/right is type of gender between the two "binaries"
.play bruno powroznik brown action
bruno powroznik mentioned
BROWN ACTIIIIION
.play bruno powroznik buggery night
!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok i think i got like the isntrumental stuff down, i just gotta like write lyrics now
i have no clue where i am on the political compass i just know fidel castro was right
GAY SEX ORGY
say gex orgy
>>572353
i feel like this is a weird way to chart it. one axis is "m/f" and the other is how gender. whereas you can also have two axes for male and female and then the how gender is roughly your alignment with the diagonal. actually i studied this sort of transformation last year in my class on multivariable calculus
.play gay britian bruno powroznik
It sounds like he's hypnotizing me
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572350
its pretty easy, at the top is clown
then you have male - nb - female
and then you have horse male - nb - female
and horse is like stronger version of regular
wait where's the i am 100% queeah video
>>572364
you are such a nerd and i think its incredibly adorable
.play bruno powroznik i am a woman
>>572369
when i see something two dimensional i cant help myself
Dysphoria
dont quote me on that ill sound like a fuckin weeb
i will quote you you nerd
NO
but i think the graph makes perfect sense. x is simply the gender spectrum and y is the strength of association. the reason its a triangle is that if you have no association with gender there is no association between male/female
Haha weeb
my internal monologue 24/7
.play bruno powroznik queer
>>572376
YEA it makes perfect sense!!! its just interesting :)
>>572378
You look good tho
ohhhh
it's a better way to do it actually because a square would imply you can be 100% male *and* 100% female rather than 50/50 and 100 + 100 is not a percentage
>>572381
i look like a man
oh you just said its weird thats fair yaeh
>>572384
Trust me, I've seen women manlier than you
.play bruno powroznik margaret thatcher
You look fine
thanks for saying that
>>572383
well no the issue with the square is that if you have 0% association with gender you cant really assocaite with male or female there is no x value its just neutral
>>572387
This one right there his best one
>>572389
Trust me, I went outside and I saw at least 5 boyish women today
>>572390
nah im using different axes. x is "how male" and y is "how female". then the bottom left is agender and the top right is very gender nonbinary. but as i say it doesn't make sense. the triangle is the natural chart. thats why its so cool
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572391
it's an absolute classic
i also like this one
>>572393
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh