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romeo
okay i think i have a plan for the spider but im not sure how logical it would be to pull off
>>571981
anon
i also own a hammock
i might just throw my couch in the garbage tomorrow and set it up
but then i will have nowhere to relax and sit
and the hammock kinda fucks my back up
anon
>>571979
no to all of this already
i cannot drive to the convenience store at this much gas and back
unless i refill
i cannot afford mousetraps
or gasoline
i have $3 to my name
my life is a pathetic wreck
and that would not work at all to get the spider anyway
unless i got glue traps ig but i def can't afford those kind
thank you but solutions that require i have money just REALLY make me wanna kms
romeo
im so sorry
anon
it's fine it's my own fault i have no money
anon
everything is just terrible and i am going to get killed by a spider in my sleep tonight
anon
i should just eat all this glass and get it over with
anon
okay this is just bringing everyone down i'm gonna go sit alone in my car and cry until i run out of gas or find the energy to deal with the spider
goodnight libpol
romeo
take some time to cry before making decisions
step 1 of crisis management
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
how big is this spider?
romeo
they said it was a few inches in diameter, probably a brown recluse
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ah ok
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it not possible to try n trap the thing in a glass or something or is it too big? idk gasoline or whatever seems a little excessive
>>572003
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh yeah they said that, my bad i am bad at reading teehee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hope anon manages to get some sleep, what a shitty situation :(
romeo
oh okay
good luck anon
anon
ok i am gonna go inside and move shit around until i find the spider and if it wakes anyone up they can just be mad
anon
i can't sit in my car like this i need to sleep
anon
>>571997
i don't know where it is. if i did it would be smeared on the bottom of a shoe right now
anon
wish me luck
anon
oh you did already thank you
anon
i can't find the recluse 😭
i wanted to sit down but i was too scared to sit anywhere in my room so i'm in my car again
i am so tired
finch
realizing how irredeemably large my ribcage and shoulders are
>>572014
💖!nIOh.loris
good morning.

reminder that all evil twinks must pay!
>>572013
finch
its actually never been more over
romeo
i hate my hips and ribs
finch
god i fucking wish my entire body just screams IM A MAN LOOK IM SO MANLY
finch
fucking testosterone
finch
at least i didnt get hairy at least i didnt get hairy at least i d
romeo
my familys genetics hit me HARD
romeo
literally every female in my family has super wide hips and thighs and the most feminine build ever
finch
my dad has a super wide but not muscular build so im just really horizontal
finch
losing weight will help i cope
💖!nIOh.loris
pain
anon
i didnt sleep
0.7285% booger!boymodewng
>>572033
#reply translate this to american measurement

around 6 feet.
translate this to american measurement
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572033
eh i could fit you on my lap
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy tcg pocket is reaming me with the deck luck rn hooooly fuck
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuck me man holy shit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no luck what so ever
kate
no energy to get anything done rn
kate
and how tf is it alr 15:40
kate
might order some caffeine pills to bridge the gaps of days where i should take any ritalin
kate
idk if thats how that works tho tbh
kate
maybe i just need like 24h of sleep or sth
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiiiiiiiii
kate
helloooo
romeo
im feeling much better now that i've had coffee
kate
yeah i actually need caffeine or sth too but i kinda hate coffee tho
romeo
do you like energy drinks?
SadChan🍉🍉
ive played so much elden ring........................ time to be a real humannn......... or game more........
kate
eh yeah but too little caffeine for that much sugary drink
>>572059
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna make a brie n proscuito sandwich tho
SadChan🍉🍉
need to pick my classes and get my phone repaired and go outside and do stuff
>>572064
SadChan🍉🍉
just want to eep and game....
>>572060
kate
so real
romeo
>>572057
i gotta pick my classes soon too ;_;
romeo
i dont even know what im gonna do in college
i wanna be a psychologist or neurologist but im mentally disabled so i get burnout very very often
>>572072
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572063
yurrr :/ i kinda flubbed my manouevers n she was back on me for checking mirrors
>>572069
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ughh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whatever i am gonna blame it on me being a lil blehhy from being out all weekend, i will do better on friday
kate
>>572066
oh like drivers license exam stuff?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just a driving lesson, still got a bit before my test
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also she was on about me not driving fast enough but like the road was p full of parked cars i didnt wanna get into a situation where i could like smack into someone whos driving the other way
>>572074>>572077
romeo
>>572071
i still havent gotten my license, i have my permit but driving scares the shit out of me
kate
maybe youre talented and can fix yourself with a few meds real quick
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also im all sweaty from going out to the shops :/
kate
>>572071
or like a pedestrian appearing from between 2 cars = insta ded
>>572078
kate
yeah but dw
kate
took me like 4 attempts or sth
kate
im an actual danger to everyone around me on the road
romeo
driving is scary for me because i live in one of those cities that's notorious for terrible drivers
romeo
>>572083
hello everypony
romeo
runs around in circles
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just wanna pass this stupid test
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idc anymore
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im sick of paying for fuckass lessons all the time weh
romeo
spongebob
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then im gonna move n be in a city n i wont even rlly need to drive cos i can just walk to places
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuuuuuhck
romeo
depending on where you live public transport is also a good alternative
but it can be rly expensive
kate
i have a drivers license but i literally never use it cause public transport is good enuf here
plum
i have a driver license but i never use it because i can't drive
kate
also that yeah
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
FUCK boymoder flag
romeo
haiiiii tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
haii
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
how are you
romeo
itchy
romeo
ive been practicing guitar all day bc i have to tutor my friend on wednesday
>>572109
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oo fun
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im gonna try n record some stuff after i eat
romeo
woaw
romeo
rose drop!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i need to get an album cover sorted soon so i can drop my next one
romeo
im just gonna teah her the basic chords n stuff, she wants to learn how to play pop punk songs mostly cuz thats her fav genre but i gotta teach her the basics before that ;_;
>>572117
0.7286% booger!boymodewng
>>572109
ur at work
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
waiting for a loading bar
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
but yes
0.7287% booger!boymodewng
punch a hole into the wall to establish dominance
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im busy installing linux on all their computers and deleting windows because law offices should be using free (as in FREEDOM!!!) and open source software
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
after this i will probably go on a murder spree killing all the people in this building i don't like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572110
power chord ez
tea
hi im on my non work version
tea
im so devious
tea
having two computers open
tea
oops progress bar done bye
tea
gimp is my fav pdf editor
💖!nIOh.loris
u have to love urself for a shot at being happy...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so goated i <3 myself
💖!nIOh.loris
interesting phrase
💖!nIOh.loris
i was sad a moment ago, now its alright.
💖!nIOh.loris
lets all learn to love ourselves
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goated ioris...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
romeo u gotta be goated
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u gotta say ur the goat
>>572133
romeo
but i suppose i am goat-ed
romeo
you all seem to like me well enough
>>572140
💖!nIOh.loris
fitting image lol
romeo
yayyy
tea
i remember thinking this when i spoke to you last
romeo
youre cool
tea
thanks :)
romeo
pecks you on the top of your head (affectionately)
💖!nIOh.loris
>>572150
embrace the cringe, be free
romeo
i am trying my best :D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i am back
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and i had a prosciutto and brie and sandwich and it was fucking GOATED
romeo
yay!!!
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
on thurs i made a super potentially bad error at work (attaching info for the opposing counsel with like all we know)
>>572159
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
today i removed all the info by erasing it in gimp
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
so that they can send without forfeitting the case :)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572156
one of the classic blunders...
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
alex jones' lawyers did this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the ol' 'give em all the info' slip-up
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
okay so like
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i thought the documents were being scanned for archival but they're being scanned to be sent to the opposing counsel so i was including info that would be useful for archival but very bad if the opposing counsel saw
romeo
did you go like "oopsie daisy :3 my mistake tee hee"
romeo
best way to make anyone forgiev you
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
usually i just offer to commit seppuku for my failure and they let me off the hook
::eto
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
15687.jpg
::bleh
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay shrimp u better not go on anon
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay smiley face :)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay hiiiiii
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
rose orlandooo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiii tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hello
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
what are u up to
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guitar :3
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
waow
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hows it going
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
no headphones rn btw sorry
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just started so i just got a lil chord progression
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
was listening to "That future is now" by the pillows so i wanna try n do something similar in feel with the way one guitar does like basic rhythm guitar nthe other is doing a lead-ier part in each ear
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i was curious is there a separate instrument for rhythm guitar
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
or is it just the name of a style of playing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just the style
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like rhythm is usually just like the chords n stuff
n then lead is the idk the topline above it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
thats cool
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
cuz i know bass guitar is like a different instrument
>>572191
shrimp
omg booker u 3????
💖!nIOh.loris
>>572195
#kiss
are u a real boymoder or are u just faking it?
0.7291% booger!boymodewng
what's that supposed to mean
💖!nIOh.loris
trying to know if u da real 1
kate
how am i supposed to stop doing dumb shit to cope when i literally gotta talk my best friend out of killing herself daily at this point =-=
>>572213>>572211
kate
mornin
💖!nIOh.loris
>>572200
moning
kate
>>572202
she literally passed before hrt and all this shit but shes totally fucked in the head tbh
shrimp
it is a cruel world that sounds like a difficult situation
kate
yeah but im kinda used to it
some months it gets worse then it gets better for a few again
kate
been really bad for like 1-2 now
kate
but i (c/h)ope that shell get through it
shrimp
yeah. i just mean like. you seem like a really good friend for being there for them but it also really sucks when supporting people you care about takes such a toll on you yk
0.7292% booger!boymodewng
>>572200
good mmorrow
shrimp
cause you should be supported and helped too
shrimp
but i dont really think theres an easy way to just make that happen idk
kate
yeah ty and true i need her at least as much as she needs me
kate
just gotta get through it somehow
shrimp
mhm. i do think also sometimes like. sometimes unhealthy coping mechanisms can be worth it if it at least keeps you alive. which is a risky line to tow sometimes but. sometimes you just gotta survive and hope that in the future there will be room for a healthier life
kate
yeah my coping mechanisms are pretty healthy i think tbh
shrimp
thats good
shrimp
>>572219
#hug hope things work out for the best
shrimp
keep the hope in ur heart even when it feels like cope probably
kate
yeh ty shrimp
kate
<3
shrimp
<3
0.7293% booger!boymodewng
>>572226
god ur so fucking tiny is sickening
0.7294% booger!boymodewng
the depravtity to be that small
shrimp
im sorrrryyyyy im the shrimp of the litterrrr be niceee
0.7295% booger!boymodewng
it's unhinged
anon
the spider will not reveal itself
anon
i slept in my car
anon
>>572233
spider loose in my room, possibly a brown recluse, escaped, slept in my car, now tearing the room apart looking for it
>>572243
shrimp
oh wow
anon
>>572236
brown recluses are deadly
any other kind of spider i would say "fuck it you won"
not recluses or black widows tho
>>572240
shrimp
oh right
shrimp
>>572237
i forgor there are poisonous spiders thats increidbly fair
>>572241
anon
>>572240
it honestly makes me really sad to kill them but i value my life more than theirs
shrimp
sadly that is the way it is
anon
>>572243
hi again :)
yeah i am p exhausted and will nap after i finish sweeping every area of my room (spider may not even be in there anymore but i will find it if it is and also vacuum my couch thoroughly)
but i slept like 4ish hours in my car
i feel a lot less freaked out and useless
>>572249
romeo (phone)
you should also pick up that glass :7
>>572246
anon
>>572245
ye i am sweeping it up now, had to move furniture out of the way first
shrimp
did you throw a glass at the spider
>>572248
anon
>>572247
there was a cube shaped vase (full of sharpies, used to hold flowers) on my desk a couple inches from the wall where the spider was
it was crawling down, towards behind the desk side
so i put my hand on the vase and went
>SMASHSMASHSMASH oh no my vase
>>572250
romeo (phone)
>>572244
at least you're feeling better and more mental clarity
shrimp
omg
anon
in retrospect it's pretty funny
i also thought it was a vase from my graduation party but i remembered it's not (that one's safe), this is one my abusive ex sent me flowers in
so it is all good on the property loss too lol
shrimp
that sucks tho abt the case
shrimp
vase
shrimp
awww
shrimp
ohhh
shrimp
oh nice
romeo (phone)
it died an honorable death
>>572260
shrimp
what a rollercoaster
romeo (phone)
i had bugsprayed my whole room after you fell asleep so i wouldn't get any bug-induced hysteria
>>572262
anon
>>572261
hope ur using indoor bug repellent meant for walls!
a lot of bugspray is literally just neurotoxin, you don't want too much of some of them indoors
anon
i am gonna spray a super strong neurotoxin outdoor bugspray into this hole in my wall before i duct tape over it tho lol
it's full of cobwebs
spider prob in there somewhere
shrimp
im definitely the type of shrimp to see a spider in my room and sleep not in my room altho i cant sleep on the couch because its covered in cat hair and i dont have a car so id probably sleep in my chair
>>572267>>572269
romeo (phone)
i saw a spider crawling on my tv earlier. anon you must have psychologically transferred the spider to me. i was brave enough to murder it though
>>572270
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i see spiders all the time, but i live in the uk so theyre all chillers
>>572267
anon
>>572264
very real
>>572266
living somewhere with no deadly ones seems nice. i wouldn't mind going to canada or something, most of canada has no deadly spiders (for now, global warming is moving them north)
anon
we also have scorpions here
the big ones are not dangerous
you gotta be mindful of tiny scorpions if you see one
romeo (phone)
>>572264
that's so real my cat sheds like no other, but he has the decency to eat some of the bugs that get in my room
anon
>>572265
bless btw ty for saving me
anon
the worst part about the escaped recluse is i also saw a harvestman in my room last night and i failed to catch it amd killed it because i was scared
so i killed a good harmless non-spider that kills spiders
and let a deadly spider escape
just absolute L
anyway gonna go clean up this glass lol thank you guys for listening
>>572275
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wazzup gang
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was walking by the energy drink isle today and I orgasmed a little
romeo (phone)
randy whats ur opinion on spiders
romeo (phone)
>>572279
a common theme through out this site
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Although in recent years I'm not as afraid as I used to be, I was also afraid of dogs before but after my family had a dog I overcame my fear
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572280
awww its so cuuute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So maybe if I get a pet spider I might overcome this too
>>572294
romeo (phone)
but its silly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572287
Gerald Way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jerry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play tarantula handshake
kate
ok ordered, might show yall on friday when it arrives
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572294
They're fluffy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But wolf spiders are horrifying still
>>572299
anon
>>572298
wolf spiders are good, they are very unlikely to hurt you and active hunters
also killing them is bad for you, because they carry babies on their backs
you wanna scoop them up even if they scare you or tjere will just be more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're good I'm sure but they're scary
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play got your tongue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lizord
romeo (phone)
leezard
romeo (phone)
holy fuck i stink i need a shower
>>572308
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
ive been listening to an audiobook version of proust's "in search of lost time"
shrimp
>>572305
the bad part is the ones with the hair they throw at you like girl that is biological warfare stop you will get arrested by the ICC
>>572312
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
kino
>>572313
kate
>>572307
it issss i just hope it wont be too slippery to grip, cause the stuff that im crushing is pretty tough
anon
>>572309
do they like throw tiny hair that embeds like splinters?? that sounds both very cool and very annoying lol
>>572315
romeo (phone)
i wish i could shower but the washing machine is in the bathtub and i have to do like 3 more loads of laundry ;_;
>>572321
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572314
I like them because of brooding parasitism, it's so interesting
shrimp
i dont know if EVERY tarantula does but SOME do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572316
Why's the washing machine taking a bath
>>572323
anon
>>572320
well if i did have a pet tarantula obviously i would be nice to it but i think i would also just go ahead and get one that doesn't shed splinters to be safe lol
romeo (phone)
>>572321
the one connected to the dryer broke like 10 years ago so my mom got a portable apartment one but our basement (where my room + the bathroom + the washers are) is quite small so the only place we can fit it is in the tub
anon
i prefer rats as a small pet anyway tho
about the same lifespan as a tarantula
but it's a rat
i like when they crawl around on my shoulders and try to nibble my hair
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
no it says "sapphic" as in "lesbian" as in "likes girls"
>>572333
kate
>>572326
youre literally a bicycle tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah, I am
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play i want to ride my bycicle
kate
waowh
kate
based
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572327
But I like girls too, does that make me sapphic
>>572335
romeo (phone)
queen!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I first heard this song in Angry Birds of all the things
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
then idk u can be sapphic if u want.
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
not super sure i dont make the rules
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm let me see
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
centrist on the left/right and auth/anarchy spectrum, 100% on the third axis towards liberalism
anon
>>572340
no, this compass
place yourselves on it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
That's me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Not sure what any of this means
shrimp
its a chart
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a radical centrist
shrimp
>>572350
top/bottom is association with gender / left/right is type of gender between the two "binaries"
>>572364
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik brown action
romeo (phone)
bruno powroznik mentioned
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BROWN ACTIIIIION
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik buggery night
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok i think i got like the isntrumental stuff down, i just gotta like write lyrics now
romeo (phone)
i have no clue where i am on the political compass i just know fidel castro was right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GAY SEX ORGY
shrimp
say gex orgy
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572353
i feel like this is a weird way to chart it. one axis is "m/f" and the other is how gender. whereas you can also have two axes for male and female and then the how gender is roughly your alignment with the diagonal. actually i studied this sort of transformation last year in my class on multivariable calculus
>>572369
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play gay britian bruno powroznik
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It sounds like he's hypnotizing me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572350
its pretty easy, at the top is clown
then you have male - nb - female
and then you have horse male - nb - female
and horse is like stronger version of regular
romeo (phone)
wait where's the i am 100% queeah video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik i am a woman
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572369
when i see something two dimensional i cant help myself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dysphoria
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
dont quote me on that ill sound like a fuckin weeb
shrimp
i will quote you you nerd
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
NO
shrimp
but i think the graph makes perfect sense. x is simply the gender spectrum and y is the strength of association. the reason its a triangle is that if you have no association with gender there is no association between male/female
>>572380
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha weeb
straw bury
my internal monologue 24/7
>>572381
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik queer
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572376
YEA it makes perfect sense!!! its just interesting :)
shrimp
ohhhh
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
it's a better way to do it actually because a square would imply you can be 100% male *and* 100% female rather than 50/50 and 100 + 100 is not a percentage
>>572390
shrimp
oh you just said its weird thats fair yaeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572384
Trust me, I've seen women manlier than you
romeo (phone)
.play bruno powroznik margaret thatcher
>>572391
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You look fine
straw bury
thanks for saying that
>>572392
shrimp
>>572383
well no the issue with the square is that if you have 0% association with gender you cant really assocaite with male or female there is no x value its just neutral
>>572393
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572389
Trust me, I went outside and I saw at least 5 boyish women today
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572390
nah im using different axes. x is "how male" and y is "how female". then the bottom left is agender and the top right is very gender nonbinary. but as i say it doesn't make sense. the triangle is the natural chart. thats why its so cool
>>572397
romeo (phone)
>>572391
it's an absolute classic
romeo (phone)
i also like this one
shrimp
>>572393
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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