「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
shrimp
globber
>>575256
Wild
shrimp
Shrimp that is insane
>>575256
its true
shrimp modeling
im making a buge
I don’t know buge
This shit hits just right when you're sleep depraved
>>575266
with with an e on the end
I don’t know buge
does not know buge...
>>575265
which one
>>575273
imaginary one
hell yeah
bug-like creature
randy ur my English expert tell me what is buge in English
>>575277
buge
>>575277
Bed buge
>>575276
#kiss thank you
>>575277
Buge is funny bug
shrimp
>>575280
#kiss
globber
>>575281
buge:)
::bed buge
shrimp
::bed_buge
>>575292
::pat
::buge
PEAKKKK
PEAKKKK IS ONNNN
>>575289
hope saeki is ok...
me 2
Saeki went to programmer heaven
I guess I should have gotten like her phone number or some crazy shit
idk
just talked to her on discy a lil
Is she alright?
Why did everyone disable video player the peak is on
I hope beans is ok too. probably is but would be nice to see
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>575299
is she doing oki?? i msged her earlier but didnt get a reply
gah I use the worst word choice. I merely talked to her on discy a lil. my last message from her was 2025/06/04
I miss Spiders my slovenian fmeboy
#ksay shrimp
>>575305
Spiders is here often
spiders is amazing fr
STUUUCK IN LUGIA'S STOOOMACH ALOOOOOONNNEEEE
shrimp
>>575304
someone on here taught me about that way of doing time. it’s a standard and it’s the best way
big to smol
.play cum on feel the noize
>>575312
i love it
>>575305
friends Slovenian femboy transitioned with her but I don’t think she is my friend anymore cause of political disagreements, they were both cool ppl though
>>575315
: D
#ai what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?
the iso 8601 standard uses year-month-day (yyyy-mm-dd) for dates and then hours:minutes:seconds (hh:mm:ss) for time. for example, 2023-10-05 14:30:45.
some places (like japan) use year/month/day but usually it's the other way around outside the us. just depends on who you're working with. never seen seconds first though. what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?
!!UTCPvC12Ac
good night all
@
#ksay shrimp
#ksay that evil twink must pay
I will trap Twinknon in my phone and force him to look at my 9k heavy Ranfren fanart collection all life
shrimp
>>575323
ok
>>575322
hi
omg hiii twinkanon
chess?
>>575318
iso 8601 it’s bazed
>>575325
#invert
yes of course
my darling
This song is so peak
>>575319
gn rose orlando:)
cute couple
whiplash going from beethoven to the pink floyd vista parody
#ksay shrimp
>>575339
shrimp i need to tell you something
we already know ur gay
and trans
booker is straight actually i think
>>575340
whats up
>>575344
youi're going to paris tomorrow
just letting you know
the flight is booked
YOU will be there
THATS TOMORROW
but
i was plannig to crash out all week
yeah it's tomorrow
no it doesn't matter
you will be on the plane
can i crash out in paris
yeah sure
ok yay
the second i get my tax money im buying 20 disposable vapes
the oilers are losing
#itsover (424)
oiler vs oiled
you're laughing
they're lsosing and you're laughing
#itsover (425)
>>575359
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>575365
I in wrong spot
>>575365
#describe (a list of questions for a job application)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caracol
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caballo
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay praise glegle
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>575416
#ksay oiler
#say cows
God gave me a second chance
God ran out of patience with me
you;ll never guess where i went
>>575430
CUTE
carried it all the way to new orleans so i could hit twinknon with it
Yes please
>>575433
;, because he never played project zomboid with me;-;
oh nevermind just fuck me i guess
when you use the ;-; face in runes it will break them
;-;
lol
I will play Zomboid with YOU
I am just on my laptop
>>575430
wait where's it 18F that measures in fahrenheit rn?
maybe they meant 81
#c 81 f to c (27.22 °c (degrees celsius))
shrimp
>>575430
based 🔥🔥🔥
just finished my run
>>575429
the world of dreams?
ok! I was really tired today, but run itself was ok. did you interact with more bodies of water?
>>575443
i meant 82 degrees lol
::cry
yeah there’s a reason j went late but still got sweaty
are there any women in ur job straw? it would bed sad if u get further in transition and are too weak to do it
>>575454
yea i went to the ironworkers union hall a while ago and there was at least one woman there
>>575455
phew that’s good :)
>>575456
that’s lovely! did you have a nice game?
maybe I’ll read that story rasky recommended before bed tonight
>>575457
#kiss
#hug
::stare
>>575461
::kiss
::hug
::happy
:) it’s nice to see you
>>575464
pictured here: me, thuggin
waow live strawgirl reporting
live strawgirl facecam
globber
shrimp
:):):)
guess what
guess! shrimp!
chicken butt
:0
gotcha
u got me!
shrimps are good at getting many lil legs
the ones in the back are I think called swimmerettes and Tyler
those in the front I idk
or at least that they are on lobsters
Cried aboit David Lynch's death again :/
#ai what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?
yeah, shrimp legs are called pereopods for walking and swimmerets (pleopods) for swimming. they serve diff purposes, like how they move and handle food. what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?
poor thing hug hug
Maybe I should go to sleep but I still have so much to do god dang it
I'm running out of words to call this situatiob
gah poor thing
I would give you lots of pats and play w u
How did you type that with your hooves
>>575486
Don't feel sorry for me, I shouldn't have procrastinated until the deadline
I feel sorry you’ve been infected with the procrastination diseases then
the question is are u getting things done now? and otherwise how to change. also the question for me I’ve addicted to social media lately and done no Job searching the last 2 weeks
>>575499
I'm almost done, actually. It's just that the work is so tedious and I've been up all night
im stacking dollar bills
And I refuse to use AI out of spite for the ai bros
>>575494
paws is the better word. hooves on horses
Borzois are just horses but dogs
X)
let me do it for u
>>575496
:ad
:D
But gen. I miss Lynch so much
>>575506
please, please do.
I only watched 2 of his movies (so far) and I'm already a fan
I’ll try to do the same of course
The baby thing from Eraserhead actually freaked me out, because I was watching in late evening at cinema so imagine seeing this thing on full screen
>>575452
ohhh thats too many
>>575519
yeah but im her. im the one im that bitch
::straw boymoder
>>575518
But Lost Highway was so good, esp. the opening with David Bowie
Although the amount of on-screen sexo and nudity felt weird, like grandpa's first porno
>>575523
Sweet dreams (in Siberian exile)
gngn
>>575523
good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575523
horsey name
it gave me a smile but I suppose was predictable?
Thoughts on G5?
that’s the meeting of big country leaders to yap?
No, generation 5 of MLP
ahhh the truly high things
I watched a little bit of friendship is magic but I was scared of the people at school who watched it and being cringe, and my family didn’t approve so I stopped
I like the idea of people living in harmony and having magic powers And such
Well I never had friends and my parents didn't care so I indulged in horse content
waow bazed
if I’m a parent I’ll not care as hard as I can so my children are just like you randy
I’ll do the Spartan thing and leave them in the woods
The spartan way is throwing the kid to the crocos if they have common cold
yes yes
Aka the florida man way
flordians are cowards I think they’re against even abortion
maybe it’s to feed the crocs though- no unwanted babies-> hungry crocs:(
Well you see giving birth and then throwing the newborn to the crocos is much more affordable because crocos are free
giving birth is supposed to be really hard though
what’s needed is a time l tiny crocodile which can swim up and nom on the children then swim out again
Nah, my mom gave birth to me and it went just fine
both traditional and practical
Have you seen a baby croco? They're tiny
I think they were somewhat cute. I have. I guess I dislike crocs though, seem retarded
One baby croco isn't gonna be enough to demolish a toddler
A pitbull named Cupcake on the other ahdn
kekw the natural predators
SMASHED and SLAMMED
SLAMMED
SNAKE BITES
TODELINE
ironically though I would feel way safer around a smashed and slammed dawg than a healthy fighting pitbull
I’m sure the mental issues and pain cause them some aggression but lol
It's like pugs, irresponsible breeding made them barely function as living beings
They're only good for demolishing toddlers
nah I don’t think so
I’m going to wildly claim there has never been a serious attack from a toadline
they’re too fucked yup
How fucked up is "too" fucked up tho
the one with the bulgy eyes that breathed in little wheezes with a sad look of desperation is not chasing any toddlers anytime soon
Man, a whole breed of genetic failures
they’re just like me frfr
You also don't have physical ability to eat kids?
I’ve never attacked any toddlers I was well trained
Oh I did
Not in the streets but you know
sad toddlers rule the streets inundating us
intimidating us
The best thing about being a manlet is that they let you in the kids' zone where you can absolutely destroy them harder than how Axis were destroyed by Allies in 1945
the 2nd amendment to own assault rifles is the only thing protecting us from hordes of aggressive school children
waow I wonder if that’s how the soviets beat the nazis was they were short so they just snuck into Germany ez
>>575578
And people who want to do Columbine 2 the electric boogaloo
>>575580
Soviet people were pretty short in like 1920-1940's because of malnutrition
yeh they had it tough :(
Stalin was short af
but generally shorter in general too
honestly really cool the body can be so small but there have been a lotta smart capable people who were stunted by malnourishment as children
it’s definitely not good but the brain is impressive
what is going on
Battle dwarves is an old russian tradition
we’re yapping we’re having a yapfest
>>575589
Yap session
oh im see the yappinge i just mean like whats going on on the toddler fighting front these days
Wait until you hear about the great war between ancient rus people and lizardmen
went back to see ur vid n it’s gone hope u didn’t want me 2
>>575592
yap sessions also old Russian tradition
Yeah, how do you think folktales came into existense?
globber are you russian too
She's larping
oh ?
Or maybe she's serbian
@gloobster are you serbian
>>575595
i meant to post as anon unless you were talking to randal in which case i didnt post a thing
Fuuuck I'm so tired I'm going straight o bed after this
>>575604
did you have a good productive day twinkanon
no
Well actually
oh
I did read alot of inherent vice
inherent vice?
ye
uncultured
pynchon novel
Slop
#ai can books be slop
yeah books can totally be slop. think mass-produced romance novels or cash-grab franchise tie-ins where the writing's lazy and the plot's recycled. slop's in any medium if it's made fast with no care just to make a buck. can books be slop
>>575616
I know what you read
Say it
I will not call you out, all I will say is that Pynchon is better
Do it
twinkanon the randal poster wants to be called out...
Yeah bro come at me
please you have to
I am not going to insult their favorite webcomic
that would be mean
Oh lol as if that would do anything
but you are mean
Wait till you hear what anime shows I like
As I said, I have no desire to be mean
are you actually nice
I am a very nice person!
this is a strange turn of events .......
I have always been nice!
you were always mean and hurtful !!!!!!!
>>575634
#tag (post has no image) penis_taker
phone dieded
>>575635
No!
you even have a gun ....
#tag (link to booru image) penis_taker
>>575639
He's stacked
>>575639
yes, I do
>>575600
I’m larping
so I will shrimply claim to be
*clam
WHERE ARMADILLO
Fucking hell
>>575642
you woulgnt shoot me with a gun would you
All I will say is that in a self defense situation, I will not be happy about the carnage I may have cause, but I will be happy that I have protected my own life
>>575636
I can imagine those cold old man hands with old man strength grabbing on and li–
>>575658
#halt
No
it’s just a realistic threat is all I’m–
>>575663
#halt
>>575661
its interesting but i dont like that the boots aren't tight i think
hello, my name is Egol Cholakian
No pnis talk
>>575666
::egon
>>575669
i like the long sleeve and big cuff and the bag means business actually hyeah thats pretty cool
>>575669
Yoko Ono
>>575639
u can have my gun if u r really good with it lain
I’m going to make this site one of the largest arms trading hubs on the web
>>575673
This is a self defense situation, I am in a self defense situation
>>575677
Randalfag, quick question, are you literally blind?
>>575678
Yes
>>575674
im not sure the scrunchy waistband is my thing
Idc I just want to shitpost
top begs for pants honestly
>>575667
okay
>>575684
She's dressed like that guy from I have no mouth game
>>575685
shaggy
she is dressed like scooby doo shaggy
>>575684
honestly i dont like the green
>>575677
#trvke (unknown error)
>>575686
Nah, his name was Ted
Deffinitely
That looks like that german actress
>>575692
i bet it squeaks like entirely too much
Tilda Swan I think
lain, opinions.
>>575696
Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus look
lain opinions:D
>>575696
its fine
lain, could u opinion this pls
>>575699
garry potter outfit
>>575704
awful
>>575706
incredible , great dress
>>575708
its giving cheap comforter
laim be like here are my opinions
she didn’t like the really green outfit before though
>>575712
stupid
>>575711
cool pouches one for each vape
>>575712
Me after rolling in computer part
>>575712
jesus christ
waow
Lain opinions machine 3000
It was made by a student, don't be mean
>>575712
its giving art project
>>575721
literally yeah
>>575720
Ahem, constructive critisism
i think it would've been way cooler if it wasnt an entire single motherboard