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globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
anon
Shrimp that is insane
shrimp
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SYKE IM 3D MODELLING #OWNED (423)
globber
shrimp modeling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This shit hits just right when you're sleep depraved
shrimp
>>575266
with with an e on the end
globber
globber
I don’t know buge
shrimp
does not know buge...
anon
hell yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575277
Bed buge
globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::bed buge
globber
shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::bed_buge
shrimp
::buge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAKKKK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAKKKK IS ONNNN
globber
me 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Saeki went to programmer heaven
globber
I guess I should have gotten like her phone number or some crazy shit
globber
idk
globber
just talked to her on discy a lil
>>575303
anon
Is she alright?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why did everyone disable video player the peak is on
globber
I hope beans is ok too. probably is but would be nice to see
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>575299
is she doing oki?? i msged her earlier but didnt get a reply
globber
gah I use the worst word choice. I merely talked to her on discy a lil. my last message from her was 2025/06/04
>>575312
booger
#ksay shrimp
globber
spiders is amazing fr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STUUUCK IN LUGIA'S STOOOMACH ALOOOOOONNNEEEE
globber
shrimp
globber
>>575304
someone on here taught me about that way of doing time. it’s a standard and it’s the best way
>>575315
globber
big to smol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cum on feel the noize
globber
>>575305
friends Slovenian femboy transitioned with her but I don’t think she is my friend anymore cause of political disagreements, they were both cool ppl though
globber
#ai what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?

the iso 8601 standard uses year-month-day (yyyy-mm-dd) for dates and then hours:minutes:seconds (hh:mm:ss) for time. for example, 2023-10-05 14:30:45.

some places (like japan) use year/month/day but usually it's the other way around outside the us. just depends on who you're working with. never seen seconds first though.
what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?
>>575329
tea
@
booger
#ksay shrimp
tea
#ksay that evil twink must pay
>>575326
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will trap Twinknon in my phone and force him to look at my 9k heavy Ranfren fanart collection all life
>>575325
globber
shrimp
tea
omg hiii twinkanon
anon
chess?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575325
#invert
tea
yes of course
tea
my darling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This song is so peak
globber
cute couple
tea
whiplash going from beethoven to the pink floyd vista parody
tea
we already know ur gay
tea
and trans
shrimp
booker is straight actually i think
booger
>>575344
youi're going to paris tomorrow
booger
just letting you know
booger
the flight is booked
booger
YOU will be there
shrimp
THATS TOMORROW
shrimp
but
shrimp
i was plannig to crash out all week
booger
yeah it's tomorrow
booger
no it doesn't matter
booger
you will be on the plane
shrimp
can i crash out in paris
booger
yeah sure
shrimp
ok yay
shrimp
the second i get my tax money im buying 20 disposable vapes
booger
#itsover (424)
shrimp
oiler vs oiled
booger
you're laughing
booger
they're lsosing and you're laughing
booger
#itsover (425)
anon
>>575365
#describe (a list of questions for a job application)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caracol
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caballo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay praise glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>575416
#ksay oiler
anon
#say cows
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God gave me a second chance
hamad
God ran out of patience with me
lain from a nap
you;ll never guess where i went
>>575449
straw bury
carried it all the way to new orleans so i could hit twinknon with it
straw bury
>>575433
;, because he never played project zomboid with me;-;
straw bury
straw bury
oh nevermind just fuck me i guess
shrimp
when you use the ;-; face in runes it will break them
straw bury
;-;
anon
lol
anon
I will play Zomboid with YOU
anon
I am just on my laptop
shrimp
maybe they meant 81
shrimp
#c 81 f to c (27.22 °c (degrees celsius))
globber
shrimp
globber
just finished my run
globber
ok! I was really tired today, but run itself was ok. did you interact with more bodies of water?
globber
yeah there’s a reason j went late but still got sweaty
globber
are there any women in ur job straw? it would bed sad if u get further in transition and are too weak to do it
>>575455
straw bury
>>575454
yea i went to the ironworkers union hall a while ago and there was at least one woman there
>>575457
globber
>>575456
that’s lovely! did you have a nice game?
globber
maybe I’ll read that story rasky recommended before bed tonight
globber
:) it’s nice to see you
straw bury
>>575464
pictured here: me, thuggin
globber
waow live strawgirl reporting
straw bury
live strawgirl facecam
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
globber
:):):)
shrimp
guess what
globber
guess! shrimp!
shrimp
chicken butt
globber
:0
shrimp
gotcha
globber
u got me!
globber
shrimps are good at getting many lil legs
globber
the ones in the back are I think called swimmerettes and Tyler
globber
those in the front I idk
globber
or at least that they are on lobsters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cried aboit David Lynch's death again :/
globber
#ai what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?

yeah, shrimp legs are called pereopods for walking and swimmerets (pleopods) for swimming. they serve diff purposes, like how they move and handle food.
what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe I should go to sleep but I still have so much to do god dang it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm running out of words to call this situatiob
globber
gah poor thing
globber
I would give you lots of pats and play w u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How did you type that with your hooves
>>575507
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575486
Don't feel sorry for me, I shouldn't have procrastinated until the deadline
globber
I feel sorry you’ve been infected with the procrastination diseases then
globber
the question is are u getting things done now? and otherwise how to change. also the question for me I’ve addicted to social media lately and done no Job searching the last 2 weeks
>>575501
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575499
I'm almost done, actually. It's just that the work is so tedious and I've been up all night
straw bury
im stacking dollar bills
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And I refuse to use AI out of spite for the ai bros
globber
>>575494
paws is the better word. hooves on horses
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Borzois are just horses but dogs
globber
X)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
let me do it for u
globber
>>575496
:ad
globber
:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But gen. I miss Lynch so much
globber
>>575506
please, please do.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only watched 2 of his movies (so far) and I'm already a fan
globber
I’ll try to do the same of course
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The baby thing from Eraserhead actually freaked me out, because I was watching in late evening at cinema so imagine seeing this thing on full screen
>>575522
straw bury
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>>575519
yeah but im her. im the one im that bitch
::straw boymoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575518
But Lost Highway was so good, esp. the opening with David Bowie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Although the amount of on-screen sexo and nudity felt weird, like grandpa's first porno
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575523
Sweet dreams (in Siberian exile)
globber
gngn
straw bury
>>575523
good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
globber
>>575523
horsey name
globber
it gave me a smile but I suppose was predictable?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thoughts on G5?
globber
that’s the meeting of big country leaders to yap?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, generation 5 of MLP
globber
ahhh the truly high things
globber
I watched a little bit of friendship is magic but I was scared of the people at school who watched it and being cringe, and my family didn’t approve so I stopped
globber
I like the idea of people living in harmony and having magic powers And such
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well I never had friends and my parents didn't care so I indulged in horse content
globber
waow bazed
globber
if I’m a parent I’ll not care as hard as I can so my children are just like you randy
globber
I’ll do the Spartan thing and leave them in the woods
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The spartan way is throwing the kid to the crocos if they have common cold
globber
yes yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aka the florida man way
globber
flordians are cowards I think they’re against even abortion
globber
maybe it’s to feed the crocs though- no unwanted babies-> hungry crocs:(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well you see giving birth and then throwing the newborn to the crocos is much more affordable because crocos are free
globber
giving birth is supposed to be really hard though
globber
what’s needed is a time l tiny crocodile which can swim up and nom on the children then swim out again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, my mom gave birth to me and it went just fine
globber
both traditional and practical
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you seen a baby croco? They're tiny
globber
I think they were somewhat cute. I have. I guess I dislike crocs though, seem retarded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
One baby croco isn't gonna be enough to demolish a toddler
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A pitbull named Cupcake on the other ahdn
globber
kekw the natural predators
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SMASHED and SLAMMED
globber
SLAMMED
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SNAKE BITES
globber
TODELINE
globber
ironically though I would feel way safer around a smashed and slammed dawg than a healthy fighting pitbull
globber
I’m sure the mental issues and pain cause them some aggression but lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's like pugs, irresponsible breeding made them barely function as living beings
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're only good for demolishing toddlers
globber
nah I don’t think so
globber
I’m going to wildly claim there has never been a serious attack from a toadline
globber
they’re too fucked yup
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How fucked up is "too" fucked up tho
globber
the one with the bulgy eyes that breathed in little wheezes with a sad look of desperation is not chasing any toddlers anytime soon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man, a whole breed of genetic failures
globber
they’re just like me frfr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You also don't have physical ability to eat kids?
globber
I’ve never attacked any toddlers I was well trained
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh I did
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not in the streets but you know
globber
sad toddlers rule the streets inundating us
globber
intimidating us
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The best thing about being a manlet is that they let you in the kids' zone where you can absolutely destroy them harder than how Axis were destroyed by Allies in 1945
globber
the 2nd amendment to own assault rifles is the only thing protecting us from hordes of aggressive school children
>>575581
globber
waow I wonder if that’s how the soviets beat the nazis was they were short so they just snuck into Germany ez
>>575583
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575578
And people who want to do Columbine 2 the electric boogaloo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575580
Soviet people were pretty short in like 1920-1940's because of malnutrition
globber
yeh they had it tough :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stalin was short af
globber
but generally shorter in general too
globber
honestly really cool the body can be so small but there have been a lotta smart capable people who were stunted by malnourishment as children
globber
it’s definitely not good but the brain is impressive
lain from a nap
what is going on
>>575592
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Battle dwarves is an old russian tradition
globber
we’re yapping we’re having a yapfest
lain from a nap
oh im see the yappinge i just mean like whats going on on the toddler fighting front these days
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait until you hear about the great war between ancient rus people and lizardmen
globber
went back to see ur vid n it’s gone hope u didn’t want me 2
>>575605
globber
>>575592
yap sessions also old Russian tradition
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, how do you think folktales came into existense?
lain from a nap
globber are you russian too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She's larping
>>575643
lain from a nap
oh ?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Or maybe she's serbian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
@gloobster are you serbian
lain from a nap
>>575595
i meant to post as anon unless you were talking to randal in which case i didnt post a thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuuuck I'm so tired I'm going straight o bed after this
lain from a nap
>>575604
did you have a good productive day twinkanon
anon
no
anon
Well actually
lain from a nap
oh
anon
I did read alot of inherent vice
lain from a nap
inherent vice?
anon
ye
lain from a nap
uncultured
anon
pynchon novel
lain from a nap
#ai can books be slop

yeah books can totally be slop. think mass-produced romance novels or cash-grab franchise tie-ins where the writing's lazy and the plot's recycled. slop's in any medium if it's made fast with no care just to make a buck.
can books be slop
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say it
anon
I will not call you out, all I will say is that Pynchon is better
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do it
lain from a nap
twinkanon the randal poster wants to be called out...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah bro come at me
lain from a nap
please you have to
anon
I am not going to insult their favorite webcomic
anon
that would be mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh lol as if that would do anything
lain from a nap
but you are mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait till you hear what anime shows I like
anon
As I said, I have no desire to be mean
lain from a nap
are you actually nice
anon
I am a very nice person!
lain from a nap
this is a strange turn of events .......
lain from a nap
you were always mean and hurtful !!!!!!!
>>575638
globber
phone dieded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575639
He's stacked
globber
so I will shrimply claim to be
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*clam
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHERE ARMADILLO
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fucking hell
lain from a nap
>>575642
you woulgnt shoot me with a gun would you
anon
All I will say is that in a self defense situation, I will not be happy about the carnage I may have cause, but I will be happy that I have protected my own life
>>575659
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I wouldn't be so sure if I were you
globber
>>575636
I can imagine those cold old man hands with old man strength grabbing on and li–
>>575660
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
globber
it’s just a realistic threat is all I’m–
>>575664
lain from a nap
>>575661
its interesting but i dont like that the boots aren't tight i think
nonners from small screen
hello, my name is Egol Cholakian
>>575668
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No pnis talk
>>575683
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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This is a fanart of me btw, Randal daki knife and a smirnoff
lain from a nap
>>575669
i like the long sleeve and big cuff and the bag means business actually hyeah thats pretty cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575669
Yoko Ono
globber
I’m going to make this site one of the largest arms trading hubs on the web
anon
>>575673
This is a self defense situation, I am in a self defense situation
lain from a nap
>>575674
im not sure the scrunchy waistband is my thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idc I just want to shitpost
lain from a nap
top begs for pants honestly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575684
She's dressed like that guy from I have no mouth game
>>575686
anon
she is dressed like scooby doo shaggy
lain from a nap
>>575684
honestly i dont like the green
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575686
Nah, his name was Ted
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Deffinitely
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That looks like that german actress
lain from a nap
>>575692
i bet it squeaks like entirely too much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tilda Swan I think
nonners from small screen
lain, opinions.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575696
Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus look
globber
lain opinions:D
nonners from small screen
lain, could u opinion this pls
lain from a nap
>>575699
garry potter outfit
lain from a nap
>>575706
incredible , great dress
lain from a nap
>>575708
its giving cheap comforter
nonners from small screen
laim be like here are my opinions
globber
she didn’t like the really green outfit before though
lain from a nap
>>575711
cool pouches one for each vape
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575712
Me after rolling in computer part
globber
waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lain opinions machine 3000
anon
It was made by a student, don't be mean
>>575723
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575720
Ahem, constructive critisism
lain from a nap
i think it would've been way cooler if it wasnt an entire single motherboard

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