「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
its a hard bassline tho
well not super hard
but also its hard
.play fly by night rush
>>509720
CUTE!!
Round frames look good on you
i love them
#fish 🐟
who fished
the mod
actually no I shouldn't have cprrected that typi
fishy
i might do a song with ur motherrrrr
i think she wanna see me on the track
ugly pretty boy on the coverrrr make a face take a photo thats that
i love being depraved and evil
yo twinkanon
^w^
#ksay twink anon i summon you by the might of derricks will
why did ksay not say it
!boymodewng
did you ask it politely
#ksay twink anon hello
#say twink anon
say has fallen...
!boymodewng
ive made my favorite meal potato soup
!boymodewng
i like to pretend that i'm a tiny irish peasant whenever i eat it
>>509751
oh like boiled pringles?
!boymodewng
huh
!boymodewng
no like you take chicken stock and cut up potatoes and then you add in dry mustard and then you boil that shit mash it up a bit and then you take garlic and butter and then cream cheese and big cheese and you make that in a different pan and then you take the boiled potatotes and put em together and bam potato soupe
i make chicken soup by
cutting up some chicken n cooking it in the pot and then adding chopped up potatos n carrots n seasoning with salt n tumeric and then putting a chicken and a vegetable stockpot in and mixing it all up before i add the water and then i stir that around and then i add some orzo and let that cook before i put it on low heat and let it go for however long until we eat
oh i just boil pringles
makes good mash potatoes
i cant believe i wanna hang out with a girl who boils pringles this is terrible.......
i have incredible news for you
yes?
I DO NOT BOIL MY PRINGLES THATS A FUCKING BIT
!boymodewng
>>509762
LIAR
yeah true actually
you seem like the type to...
i also like to scrape cream cheeese out the pack and eat it raw
!boymodewng
>>509766
but that's based tho
yeah because boiling pringles is based too
.play doctor worm
.play waters of nazerath
.play randy justice
.play genesis justice
.play hydrogen moon
.play naturals not in it gang of four
.play damaged goods gang of four
.play marquee moon
.play mannequin wire
.play wash my hands shorty the ilys
.play dark days yard act
.play damned rope wet cactus
.play punk rock loser viagra boys
:3
hi dudethem
hi hello
how do you do
im doing quite well actually, doing coursework and being productive among other things
nice nice
im getting violently stoned and im gonna play tf2
holy shit fuck yeahb
i need to have a smoke again
currently listening to sanguisugabogg rn
been a while
hello :3
hi rose
hey rose
i am doing well also mhm :3
playing mariomon on my gameboy!
that is good
>>509797
thats definitely the only thing youre doing, right?
>>506917
i used to have a gameboy but i lost it a while ago :(
#ai write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born
what if the places that fascinate you aren’t the obvious ones? no eiffel tower, no grand canyon—just some random intersection in a city you’ve never been to, or a stretch of highway that shouldn’t feel like home. what if that’s because they *are* home, just not here? maybe you slipped through a crack in reality before you were born, tossed into this world by accident.
they say deja vu is a glitch in the system, right? so what if the places that pull at you—those forgotten gas stations, empty parking lots at 3am, some diner you swear you’ve sat in before—what if those are *echoes* of the world you were supposed to be in? everyone else is drawn to the postcard spots, the landmarks, but you? you got left behind when the universe stitched itself back together.
maybe that’s why you always feel like a visitor. why certain corners of the world hum with recognition, like you’re standing exactly where you’re *not supposed to be* but also exactly where you *were meant to be* all along. the universe lost you. now you’re just trying to find your way back—one hauntingly familiar rest stop at a time. write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born
>>509800
well technically it is an analog pocket which can play gba n gameboy cartridges and also run roms from a lot of like retro consoles, so like up snes
waow
>>509799
hhh mhmhm yes the onlyyy thing mhm
i also got new pajama pants :)
they are very comfy
oooo yay
they were like $3.49
hell yeah
i should get some new pyjama pants at somepoint cos mine n like v loose lol
but i am brokez rn n also i started just sleeping naked lol
i also got a new pair of converses!!
well 'new'
i love converse
i got my pair for $20 and i unintentionally got a made in usa pair??
>>509810
so unfortunate
in my size made in usa converses go for like $150-200
converse are way too expensive
they think theyre a designer brand tbh
but yeah the guy that i bought them from didn't even acknowledge they were made in usa, and only told me that it was whenever i asked about it lol
oh wow
thats why i got them for like 10% of the original price lol
holy shit
on a similar topic, i got a super rare pair of dexter hiking boots for $10
10 fucking dollars dudette
i love the hotline miami sound track so much
i finished my coursework for tonight
i didnt know viagra boys was a thing O_O
>>509829
you never bumped viagra boys before?
dude theyre awesome
.play sports viagra boys
>>509830
i didnt know they were a music thingy
.play slow learner viagra boys
.play down in the basement viagra boys
>>509834
what did you think they were
video unavailable for me wth
.skip (video skipped)
WTF!!!!!!!!
.skip (video skipped)
hell yeah
#ai what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???
you're thinking of the sentinels. the small, flying ones are the standard sentinels, and the bigger, tougher ones are called envoy or onyx sentinels depending on the game. they're forerunner drones that patrol and defend ruins. basically yes, they're like an oracle's bodyguards. they zap things with orange beams. in halo 3 there are even bigger ones called sentinel majors that hit like a truck. they don't talk like the oracle (monitor) does but they all serve the same purpose—keeping forerunner stuff intact by blasting intruders. what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???
imma let richard hell say the first marquee moon then imma skip
i dont wanna listen to this song rn
.skip (video skipped)
chat i think i need to resart my computer
.play marquee moon
chat how r u
>>509805
i luv my 2 month old sweatpants they're super soft
ok c ya
>>509847
why so
wait i saw i was getting attention i'm back
oh i see
#ai i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?
those popups are from gnome-keyring, a password manager that gets pulled in as a dependency by some apps (like browsers or wifi managers). it's trying to store passwords in an encrypted keyring but keeps asking for your login password to unlock it.
here's how to make it stop:
1. install `seahorse` (gui for managing keyrings):
`sudo apt install seahorse`
2. open seahorse, go to "login" keyring, right-click → "change password". enter your current password then leave the new password fields blank. confirm you want unsafe storage.
3. if the popup still appears, try:
`rm ~/.local/share/keyrings/login.keyring`
this will stop the popups but stores passwords unencrypted. if you care about security, set a proper keyring password instead of leaving it blank. i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?
#crazyai what should i do if there are bugs in my skin
if you think you have bugs under your skin, go see a doctor immediately. they can check for infections or parasites like scabies and prescribe proper treatment. scratching or digging at them will just make it worse, so get professional help instead of trying to handle it yourself. what should i do if there are bugs in my skin
#crazyai how to seduce derick_fan
too vague. try again with what specifically you're looking for and who derick_fan is, context matters. how to seduce derick_fan
>>509856
::pat
good ai
omfg how many people on this board are obsessed with me
meeeeeee
but i have multiple personality disorder
and i'm all the other posters too
:< sorry
pawesome
: D
you can hit if you can tell me ur fav track off of infest the rats nest
:O :O :O
sorry u cant hit
It's! It's The song infest the rats nest
hello
hello twinkanon i have failed to follow in your footsteps
>>509871
Can I?
>>509872
so close!! theres actually not a self titled track!
>>509874
How so?
>>509875
you got a fav track off infest the rats nest?
>>509877
I have failed to seduce derrick_fan
>>509876
sometimes there is it was a worthy try for a prescious prize
this is kglw we are talking about, plus infest the rats nest is surprisingly lore intensive
waow
#ai tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song
king gizzard’s "infest the rats' nest" is a thrash metal/punk rager with doomy sludge influences, their tightest and heaviest album. ecocidal, political, and apocalyptic as hell.
1. **planet b** - a thrash ripper about earth becoming unlivable. main riff is ridiculous, cavs on fire. "there is no planet b" chorus hits like a hammer.
2. **mars for the rich** - social critique under a poser-killing riff. "on mars, you'll be free (if you're effing rich)." middle breakdown rules.
3. **organ farmer** - d-beat punk fury about organ harvesting corps. straight to throat, under 3 mins.
4. **superbug** - sludgy and slow, stoner doom vibes. "superbug has come..." line = pure dread.
5. **venusian 1** - fast, frantic. lyrics about escaping earth for venus, only to find hell. absolutely relentless.
6. **perihelion** - chaotic tempo shifts, technical thrash. "perihelion! closest to the sun!" screams feel like riding a meteor.
7. **venusian 2** - sludge sequel to v1. heavier, filthier, doomed colony collapse.
8. **self-immolate** - pure speed, nsfl lyrics. guitar solo melts faces.
9. **hell** - grand finale, epic riffs & breakdowns. planet’s in flames, sinners burn. worst/best outcome.
short, no fat, goes insanely hard. top 3 gizz record. tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song
ohhh someone here talked about king gizzard before
>>509878
organ farmer
>>509879
derrick_fan loves persistence
>>509884
yeah its me
>>509886
how did you know i fw persistence, unironically a goated gizzard track
>>509886
oooh thank you my teacher
>>509887
what do you think wormies of this artwork representing my struggle???
>>509885
organ farmer is good, not my fav tho i think there are better tracks
>>509888
I thought it was strawchan maybe cause she likes doomy stuff too
>>509889
I am something of an expert on the art of seducing cute girls, not to brag
>>509893
kglw isnt really doomy
Of course I can predict the tracks you like
>>509895
I was wrong but I'm still persisting!!!!
>>509894
i will be capable of seduction once this goddamned moustache gets shocked off
>>509898
you already are <3
>>509895
It's more like gets you pumped
>>509897
learn some gizzverse lore then we can talk
>>509901
>talk
r-really?????
>>509900
it really depends on what album we are talking about
>>509899
:: kitty
>>509902
yeah
im super autistic about kglw
>>509904
purr :3
basically just get goated at one of my hyperfixations/special interests and ill fold
>>509908
oooh I should learn the others too to cover up my weaknesses
>>509908
Or just be effortlessly sexy like ME
yeah or just be twinkanon
so true
>>509912
#kis
>>509911
music is a big one, just listen to psych rock or jazz and ill be interested
I'm trying to get more into blues, any recommendations?
Fishing for Fishies by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard /gen
>>509915
that sounds like a time commitment I'm gizzardmaxxing
getting gizzard girl
im a gizzard girl
i love king gizz to bits
I will dress like this on our date one day
>>509922
highkey i dont like this album that much, its ok. but theres only one song i like and its called set. kind of a weird album i think joey mostly took control with it as its def more his genre of music with his side project bullant being electro music. not my thing but i can respect it
it's over (good because it reduces my study material)
I already dress like that semi-consistently
>>509926
twinkanon could NEVER wear a turtleneck he's too afraid!!!!!
>>509927
That's like my entire winter wardrobe
>>509928
:O
so powerful....
Real reason summer sucks, I can't wear turtlenecks
.play magenta mountain kglw
mangenta mountain is cool
25 albums + one song ... chat...
only the strongest gizzard wizzard will rizzard our gizzard girl
you also need charm and a touch of rizz
this does sound like an epic quest tho
twinkanon could pull if off
anon im really sorry but i am doubtful that youll be able to bag me
waow look he's already playing one of their songs
that's ok <3
You see, anon, here's why you say something bold, she wants you to challenge her here and insist that you could bag her, but make her feel like something to be prized
someone special will anyway
im a punk rock loser
im so loserpilled
>>509943
a punk rock CUTEser
this may be true
anon, are you familiar with john q
(it is true)
I'll b ur john q bb
I am all in with the persistance
that doesnt answer my question
even without knowledge
"The band's early releases blended surf music and garage rock and were released on their label, Flightless. They released several psychedelic and progressive rock albums in the early 2010s, and incorporated a broader range of musical styles later in the decade, such as jazz fusion on Quarters! and the folk-inspired Paper Mâché Dream Balloon. In 2016, they generated more mainstream attention with Nonagon Infinity, which won the ARIA Award for Best Hard Rock or Heavy Metal Album"
holy shit the magenta mountain video is the timeland live set
aow
waow
yo
thats awesome
>>509953
is that fucking wikipedia
sports!
yeh
sports!
>>509961
im really praying for you
omg
it almost hurts to watch
i want to see how this plays out tho
But you gotta appreciate the boldness there, you have to admit dropping the wiki is hard in the paint
oh its certainly entertaining
do you know the story of the name derrick_fan?
why they're called king gizzard & the lizzard wizzard
yes i do
cause they were very fluid n everyone was treating it in a goofy way so it was their favorite goofy name
its jim morrison
its from jim morrison's stage name the lizard king and then they decided to make a fun rhymy name out of it
Here's where you let derrick_fan show off her knowledge and brag, then you follow up with something facetious in a cute way that is also a bit flirty
oooh wow so I guess you're kinda the lizard queen ;)
this is quite the performance from you both i must say im giggling quite a bit
I am trying to be a good wingman
I'm trying to be a good liz-man
>>509976
god i wish i was, id let jim morrisson beat me any day
(elite ball reference to how jim would BEAT his wife)
3 day 4chan ban for posting my censored boobs :(
waow BAD jim
>>509982
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate that cesspit website
the nips were covered so bs
never ever used it
idgaf
its good you got banned
hey anon, what are YOUR interests
That sounds like a real 12 bar bruise
>>509985
Which board?
lgbt chaser gen
>>509989
I hope you have that premade resume I sent you anon, just copy paste the first few lines
bazed bazed bazed that would be so kino
covered nipples on exposed boobs is not nsfw
>>509989
Sometimes I read short stories, I put googly eyes on some annoying ads around the town, going for a run in a few minutes (xD), and youuuu :3
Nice, showing off your sensitive side, alright something humorous, bring it home with something that shows off a more active side. Alright now reel it in with one last flirty thing.........
>>509996
what kinda short stories
>>509998
Right now on my nightstand I have kolyma stories by varlam shalamov which i found real but kinda depressing, left wing anarchist talking about how people are and little bits of life from his time in the gulag.
also like scinece fiction
i updated my grindr telling ppl where to find me regularly and to sexually harass me
>>509999
have you ever read isaac asiimov?
see that get? it's destiny
I also have one of the latter foundation novels there actually! i kinda got a lil distracted- here lemee take a pic. I read the first 3. I imagine you've read 'the last question' by azimov? I hope we cure entropy so we could be 2gether forever ;) hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What stories have you liked? perhaps realism, like 'sketches of brunswick east ;) ) (gizzard tie-in)
Nice nice, you got her right where you want her.
hi twinkanon
You need to leave something here for her to work with
!boymodewng
>>510004
yeah and i got you right where i want you $40
>>510003
i havent actually read that story yet, but i have an anthology of all of his short stories. i like Sally i think its called, the one about the cars
>>510005
Hello, I am being a good wingman right now
>>509982
hiiiiiiiii
>>510009
wait is derrick_fan getting with someone else?
hi
dies n weeps n cries n stuf
it's over twinkanon i can't hurt rose to be a true gizzard wizzard rizzard. it's friendship which matters most of all. I guess the real wizzard was the friends we made along the way
>>510011
i honestly dont know whats happening
do u wanna makeout?
yeah :D
awruuf <3 yay
>>510014
keep trying anon please
i want to see where this ends up
OK :3
also hell yeah rose ty for queueing this again
can i still keep making out with derrick_fan even if u two keep rizzing each other
yeah
im not trying to rizz them
theyre trying to rizz me
and its entertaining me quite well
>>510026
I've been trying to gizz you
>>510028
TERRY PRATCHET thats so cool, not read any of his books but i want to
i got my next 3 months of hrt today feels nice
gizzrizz
>>510030
they're really good! they flow really well n are fun but they still treat the characters as people you bond with and who have real drama and matter. I guess their style is less a 'murder of the universe' and more an 'omnium gatherum'
i need to read the good omens series
whatever books that good omens is based on
i need to get back into reading tbh
i was rlly into it back at the start of last year n then i got all like depressed n stuff n stopped
!boymodewng
reading is for nerds
>>510030
It's working..... hold it steady... hold it steady.......
i'm too blonde to read
>>510034
good omens is rly good too it was a colab between terry pratchet n neil geiman. I'd read it to you :3
what got you interested in it?
>>510031
yayyy congrats
>>510039
me when i see uhm a wiener...
>>510041
omg thats awesome, im interested bc ive watched season 1 of the show
and i really like it
and also im a fan of douglas adams and iirc he is terry pratchet adjacent
have u read roadside picnic??
that books so good awawaw
>>510008
oooh n i didn't think i'd read sally I guess i need to 'float along- fill your lungs' with more of him ; )
>>510047
no but ive read hitchhikers and i loved that
>>510051
TRULY?
2-3 of em
>>510051
Truly
Certified truly moment
>>510037
awww what were you reading? i suggest something fun n flowey like terry pratchet. Reading the first discworld book actually helped get me out of depression.
hp lovecraft is good as is the one poe story i read but gaahhhh no wonder rose
i'm starting to spend too much on fizzy drinks that make me sleepy
>>510056
i was in between a few books but they were all like collections, hp lovecraft, edgar allen poe, arthur machen
>>510051
u look so awesome
the poe one kinda blew tbh cos it was chronollogically ordered and it was taking ages to get to his cool goth stuff
>>510056
i NEEEEEEED to read some lovecraft
>>510059
i'm a generic trans person
>>510061
I could read u some lovecraft :3
thatd be awesome
sit in like a cozy campfire
Or uh teach you some love-craft x)
>>510065
>065
that would be really fun hike how into the woods n read it then cuddle in the tent together with the night sounds outside :3
>>510056
in the middle of reading dream in the witches house
idk i need to continue it but bweh
>>510066
hey....now that one was cheesy
it wasnt that the books were making me depressed i just had smth happen to me that kinda shook me v hard
>>510067
i love hikes so much that sounds awesome
>>510069
tfw cheezy not gizeezy #itsover (386)
>>510071
Now would you want to listen to gizzard as we hiked or would you want just the peace of nature as we walked?
found a girl who treated me like a puppy and now she is getting stolen by anon.... such is life...
>>510073
nah kglw is more music to get stoned to, we should listen to some prog or smthn
>>510074
she's a real wizzard i'm sure she'd still treat u good rose
close to the edge by yes i feel like would be good hiking music
i love yes omg
>>510075
ohhh we could listen to that at the campsite n smoke a lil mbe
yes is so awesome
derrick_fan would u take me on a hike n say we're going on walkies??
would u do this for me as a dogbasedgirl?
>>510068
read some terry pratchet maybe, u don't need to do anything that's exhausting you and you can't complete
i also gotta read more of davesprites script
>>510077
we could play it on repeat then :3
theyre making me read words
>>510079
dude fuck yeah
>>510081
hell yeahs
I'm down for this absolutely
>>510085
no bc then it gets stale fast, we need to get a good album rotation
ohhhhh sometimes i get in a rythem while hiking just repeating a little ryme to myself but that is NOT good gizzard rizzard I see
that's a nice one fayr
>>510090
oooh I'm not such a music expert what do you think you'd play?
im so happy, apparently i might be able to transfer the credits from the school i went to like 9 years ago to the community college im going to now
TIMELAND
TIMELAND
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>510095
bazed let's go
>>510094
idk id need to properly rattle my brain for it
>>510100
that's ok don't tire yourself out too much
i love stu's explora guitar
>>510101
im great at hikes dw
ebin :3
>>510094
putting on my jrock playlist n ruining the hike vibes >:3
I would even put up with her loud dog that's how rizzared i am
idk i guess putting up with things isn't a very romantic dynamic bleh
getting called her loud dog....
okok >w<
i thought you'd like that though :3
yo anon, what kind of a hike would it be
there are some hills near me but it would be nice to camp overnight.
Fighting against mother nature showing no mercy to the elements dounds EBIN : D n yr great at hiking anyway
like would it be a casual fun stroll kind of hike or would we be treaching through the great unknown fighting against mother nature and showing no mercy to the elements
!boymodewng
#bpdai do sharks have bones
nah, sharks don't have bones. they're cartilaginous fish, meaning their skeletons are made of cartilage—same stuff as your ears and nose. lighter than bone, helps them stay agile in water. only hard parts are their teeth and sometimes calcified bits in their spine. do sharks have bones
.play beat crusaders never give up
a lady at my mom's work gave away a kelty pack too so I have that now and my tarps and mats and things for shelter
>>510112
i feel like we should listen to some sludge metal then
i suggest death is this communion by high on fire
don't actually have a tent but I've slept under tarps fine
wait a fucking minute thats not latitude festival is it????
>>510119
Anon, it's time for the kill shot, you have her talking about sleeping, it's your chance, say something forward!
holy shit guys just found a good gay emo porno.... we're so back
>>510121
: O
omg omg omg
>>510117
I want to put my metal in your sludge!!!!!! (#itsover (387))
FANTASTIC
derrick_fan i wanna kiss u on the lips rlly faggotily
You hear that? That was the sound of derrick_fan's panties dropping
oh its not latitude festival