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derrick_fan
its a hard bassline tho
derrick_fan
well not super hard
derrick_fan
but also its hard
derrick_fan
.play fly by night rush
anon
Round frames look good on you
derrick_fan
i love them
anon## global mod
#fish 🐟
five thousand lain cant decideway
who fished
anon
the mod
anon
actually no I shouldn't have cprrected that typi
derrick_fan
fishy
rose
i might do a song with ur motherrrrr
rose
i think she wanna see me on the track
rose
ugly pretty boy on the coverrrr make a face take a photo thats that
derrick_fan
i love being depraved and evil
derrick_fan
yo twinkanon
rose
^w^
derrick_fan
#ksay twink anon i summon you by the might of derricks will
derrick_fan
why did ksay not say it
0.3549% bloober!boymodewng
did you ask it politely
rose
#ksay twink anon hello
rose
#say twink anon
rose
say has fallen...
0.3550% bloober!boymodewng
ive made my favorite meal potato soup
>>509753
0.3551% bloober!boymodewng
i like to pretend that i'm a tiny irish peasant whenever i eat it
derrick_fan
>>509751
oh like boiled pringles?
0.3552% bloober!boymodewng
huh
0.3553% bloober!boymodewng
no like you take chicken stock and cut up potatoes and then you add in dry mustard and then you boil that shit mash it up a bit and then you take garlic and butter and then cream cheese and big cheese and you make that in a different pan and then you take the boiled potatotes and put em together and bam potato soupe
rose
i make chicken soup by
cutting up some chicken n cooking it in the pot and then adding chopped up potatos n carrots n seasoning with salt n tumeric and then putting a chicken and a vegetable stockpot in and mixing it all up before i add the water and then i stir that around and then i add some orzo and let that cook before i put it on low heat and let it go for however long until we eat
derrick_fan
oh i just boil pringles
derrick_fan
makes good mash potatoes
rose
i cant believe i wanna hang out with a girl who boils pringles this is terrible.......
derrick_fan
i have incredible news for you
rose
yes?
derrick_fan
I DO NOT BOIL MY PRINGLES THATS A FUCKING BIT
>>509763
0.3554% bloober!boymodewng
>>509762
LIAR
derrick_fan
yeah true actually
rose
you seem like the type to...
derrick_fan
i also like to scrape cream cheeese out the pack and eat it raw
>>509767
0.3555% bloober!boymodewng
>>509766
but that's based tho
derrick_fan
yeah because boiling pringles is based too
derrick_fan
.play doctor worm
derrick_fan
.play waters of nazerath
derrick_fan
.play randy justice
derrick_fan
.play genesis justice
derrick_fan
.play hydrogen moon
derrick_fan
.play naturals not in it gang of four
derrick_fan
.play damaged goods gang of four
derrick_fan
.play marquee moon
derrick_fan
.play mannequin wire
derrick_fan
.play wash my hands shorty the ilys
derrick_fan
.play dark days yard act
derrick_fan
.play damned rope wet cactus
derrick_fan
.play punk rock loser viagra boys
yngven
:3
derrick_fan
hi dudethem
yngven
hi hello
yngven
how do you do
derrick_fan
im doing quite well actually, doing coursework and being productive among other things
yngven
nice nice
yngven
im getting violently stoned and im gonna play tf2
derrick_fan
holy shit fuck yeahb
derrick_fan
i need to have a smoke again
yngven
currently listening to sanguisugabogg rn
derrick_fan
been a while
rose
hello :3
yngven
hi rose
derrick_fan
hey rose
rose
i am doing well also mhm :3
rose
playing mariomon on my gameboy!
>>509799
yngven
that is good
derrick_fan
>>509797
thats definitely the only thing youre doing, right?
>>509804
anon
#ai write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born

what if the places that fascinate you aren’t the obvious ones? no eiffel tower, no grand canyon—just some random intersection in a city you’ve never been to, or a stretch of highway that shouldn’t feel like home. what if that’s because they *are* home, just not here? maybe you slipped through a crack in reality before you were born, tossed into this world by accident.

they say deja vu is a glitch in the system, right? so what if the places that pull at you—those forgotten gas stations, empty parking lots at 3am, some diner you swear you’ve sat in before—what if those are *echoes* of the world you were supposed to be in? everyone else is drawn to the postcard spots, the landmarks, but you? you got left behind when the universe stitched itself back together.

maybe that’s why you always feel like a visitor. why certain corners of the world hum with recognition, like you’re standing exactly where you’re *not supposed to be* but also exactly where you *were meant to be* all along. the universe lost you. now you’re just trying to find your way back—one hauntingly familiar rest stop at a time.
write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born
rose
>>509800
well technically it is an analog pocket which can play gba n gameboy cartridges and also run roms from a lot of like retro consoles, so like up snes
yngven
waow
rose
>>509799
hhh mhmhm yes the onlyyy thing mhm
yngven
i also got new pajama pants :)
>>509850
yngven
they are very comfy
rose
oooo yay
yngven
they were like $3.49
derrick_fan
hell yeah
rose
i should get some new pyjama pants at somepoint cos mine n like v loose lol
but i am brokez rn n also i started just sleeping naked lol
>>509815
yngven
i also got a new pair of converses!!
yngven
well 'new'
derrick_fan
i love converse
yngven
i got my pair for $20 and i unintentionally got a made in usa pair??
yngven
in my size made in usa converses go for like $150-200
derrick_fan
converse are way too expensive
derrick_fan
they think theyre a designer brand tbh
yngven
but yeah the guy that i bought them from didn't even acknowledge they were made in usa, and only told me that it was whenever i asked about it lol
derrick_fan
oh wow
yngven
thats why i got them for like 10% of the original price lol
derrick_fan
holy shit
yngven
on a similar topic, i got a super rare pair of dexter hiking boots for $10
yngven
10 fucking dollars dudette
derrick_fan
i love the hotline miami sound track so much
derrick_fan
i finished my coursework for tonight
anon
i didnt know viagra boys was a thing O_O
>>509830
derrick_fan
dude theyre awesome
derrick_fan
.play sports viagra boys
derrick_fan
.play slow learner viagra boys
derrick_fan
.play down in the basement viagra boys
derrick_fan
>>509834
what did you think they were
derrick_fan
video unavailable for me wth
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
WTF!!!!!!!!
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
hell yeah
anon
#ai what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???

you're thinking of the sentinels. the small, flying ones are the standard sentinels, and the bigger, tougher ones are called envoy or onyx sentinels depending on the game. they're forerunner drones that patrol and defend ruins. basically yes, they're like an oracle's bodyguards. they zap things with orange beams. in halo 3 there are even bigger ones called sentinel majors that hit like a truck. they don't talk like the oracle (monitor) does but they all serve the same purpose—keeping forerunner stuff intact by blasting intruders.
what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???
derrick_fan
imma let richard hell say the first marquee moon then imma skip
derrick_fan
i dont wanna listen to this song rn
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
anon
chat i think i need to resart my computer
>>509852
rose
.play marquee moon
anon
chat how r u
anon
>>509805
i luv my 2 month old sweatpants they're super soft
anon
ok c ya
anon
wait i saw i was getting attention i'm back
derrick_fan
oh i see
anon
#ai i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?

those popups are from gnome-keyring, a password manager that gets pulled in as a dependency by some apps (like browsers or wifi managers). it's trying to store passwords in an encrypted keyring but keeps asking for your login password to unlock it.

here's how to make it stop:

1. install `seahorse` (gui for managing keyrings):
`sudo apt install seahorse`

2. open seahorse, go to "login" keyring, right-click → "change password". enter your current password then leave the new password fields blank. confirm you want unsafe storage.

3. if the popup still appears, try:
`rm ~/.local/share/keyrings/login.keyring`

this will stop the popups but stores passwords unencrypted. if you care about security, set a proper keyring password instead of leaving it blank.
i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?
derrick_fan
#crazyai what should i do if there are bugs in my skin

if you think you have bugs under your skin, go see a doctor immediately. they can check for infections or parasites like scabies and prescribe proper treatment. scratching or digging at them will just make it worse, so get professional help instead of trying to handle it yourself.
what should i do if there are bugs in my skin
>>509858
anon
#crazyai how to seduce derick_fan

too vague. try again with what specifically you're looking for and who derick_fan is, context matters.
how to seduce derick_fan
anon
good ai
derrick_fan
omfg how many people on this board are obsessed with me
anon
meeeeeee
anon
but i have multiple personality disorder
anon
and i'm all the other posters too
anon
:< sorry
derrick_fan
pawesome
anon
: D
derrick_fan
you can hit if you can tell me ur fav track off of infest the rats nest
anon
:O :O :O
anon
It's! It's The song infest the rats nest
>>509876
anon
hello
anon
hello twinkanon i have failed to follow in your footsteps
>>509877
derrick_fan
>>509872
so close!! theres actually not a self titled track!
>>509880
anon
>>509876
sometimes there is it was a worthy try for a prescious prize
derrick_fan
this is kglw we are talking about, plus infest the rats nest is surprisingly lore intensive
anon
waow
anon
#ai tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song

king gizzard’s "infest the rats' nest" is a thrash metal/punk rager with doomy sludge influences, their tightest and heaviest album. ecocidal, political, and apocalyptic as hell.

1. **planet b** - a thrash ripper about earth becoming unlivable. main riff is ridiculous, cavs on fire. "there is no planet b" chorus hits like a hammer.
2. **mars for the rich** - social critique under a poser-killing riff. "on mars, you'll be free (if you're effing rich)." middle breakdown rules.
3. **organ farmer** - d-beat punk fury about organ harvesting corps. straight to throat, under 3 mins.
4. **superbug** - sludgy and slow, stoner doom vibes. "superbug has come..." line = pure dread.
5. **venusian 1** - fast, frantic. lyrics about escaping earth for venus, only to find hell. absolutely relentless.
6. **perihelion** - chaotic tempo shifts, technical thrash. "perihelion! closest to the sun!" screams feel like riding a meteor.
7. **venusian 2** - sludge sequel to v1. heavier, filthier, doomed colony collapse.
8. **self-immolate** - pure speed, nsfl lyrics. guitar solo melts faces.
9. **hell** - grand finale, epic riffs & breakdowns. planet’s in flames, sinners burn. worst/best outcome.

short, no fat, goes insanely hard. top 3 gizz record.
tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song
anon
ohhh someone here talked about king gizzard before
>>509888
derrick_fan
>>509886
how did you know i fw persistence, unironically a goated gizzard track
>>509894
anon
>>509887
what do you think wormies of this artwork representing my struggle???
derrick_fan
>>509885
organ farmer is good, not my fav tho i think there are better tracks
anon
>>509888
I thought it was strawchan maybe cause she likes doomy stuff too
>>509895
anon
>>509889
I am something of an expert on the art of seducing cute girls, not to brag
>>509898
anon
Of course I can predict the tracks you like
anon
>>509894
i will be capable of seduction once this goddamned moustache gets shocked off
>>509899
derrick_fan
>>509900
it really depends on what album we are talking about
derrick_fan
im super autistic about kglw
derrick_fan
basically just get goated at one of my hyperfixations/special interests and ill fold
>>509911>>509912
anon
>>509908
oooh I should learn the others too to cover up my weaknesses
>>509915
derrick_fan
yeah or just be twinkanon
derrick_fan
>>509911
music is a big one, just listen to psych rock or jazz and ill be interested
>>509918
anon
I'm trying to get more into blues, any recommendations?
derrick_fan
Fishing for Fishies by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard /gen
anon
>>509915
that sounds like a time commitment I'm gizzardmaxxing
anon
getting gizzard girl
derrick_fan
im a gizzard girl
derrick_fan
i love king gizz to bits
anon
I will dress like this on our date one day
derrick_fan
>>509922
highkey i dont like this album that much, its ok. but theres only one song i like and its called set. kind of a weird album i think joey mostly took control with it as its def more his genre of music with his side project bullant being electro music. not my thing but i can respect it
anon
it's over (good because it reduces my study material)
anon
I already dress like that semi-consistently
>>509927
anon
>>509926
twinkanon could NEVER wear a turtleneck he's too afraid!!!!!
>>509928
anon
Real reason summer sucks, I can't wear turtlenecks
anon
.play magenta mountain kglw
derrick_fan
mangenta mountain is cool
anon
25 albums + one song ... chat...
only the strongest gizzard wizzard will rizzard our gizzard girl
derrick_fan
you also need charm and a touch of rizz
anon
this does sound like an epic quest tho
anon
twinkanon could pull if off
derrick_fan
anon im really sorry but i am doubtful that youll be able to bag me
>>509942
anon
waow look he's already playing one of their songs
anon
that's ok <3
anon
You see, anon, here's why you say something bold, she wants you to challenge her here and insist that you could bag her, but make her feel like something to be prized
>>509942
anon
someone special will anyway
derrick_fan
im a punk rock loser
>>509945
derrick_fan
im so loserpilled
derrick_fan
this may be true
derrick_fan
anon, are you familiar with john q
anon
(it is true)
anon
I'll b ur john q bb
anon
I am all in with the persistance
derrick_fan
that doesnt answer my question
anon
even without knowledge
anon
"The band's early releases blended surf music and garage rock and were released on their label, Flightless. They released several psychedelic and progressive rock albums in the early 2010s, and incorporated a broader range of musical styles later in the decade, such as jazz fusion on Quarters! and the folk-inspired Paper Mâché Dream Balloon. In 2016, they generated more mainstream attention with Nonagon Infinity, which won the ARIA Award for Best Hard Rock or Heavy Metal Album"
>>509959
derrick_fan
holy shit the magenta mountain video is the timeland live set
anon
aow
anon
waow
derrick_fan
yo
derrick_fan
thats awesome
derrick_fan
>>509953
is that fucking wikipedia
derrick_fan
sports!
derrick_fan
sports!
derrick_fan
>>509961
im really praying for you
anon
omg
derrick_fan
it almost hurts to watch
derrick_fan
i want to see how this plays out tho
anon
But you gotta appreciate the boldness there, you have to admit dropping the wiki is hard in the paint
derrick_fan
oh its certainly entertaining
anon
do you know the story of the name derrick_fan?
anon
why they're called king gizzard & the lizzard wizzard
derrick_fan
yes i do
anon
cause they were very fluid n everyone was treating it in a goofy way so it was their favorite goofy name
derrick_fan
its jim morrison
derrick_fan
its from jim morrison's stage name the lizard king and then they decided to make a fun rhymy name out of it
anon
Here's where you let derrick_fan show off her knowledge and brag, then you follow up with something facetious in a cute way that is also a bit flirty
anon
oooh wow so I guess you're kinda the lizard queen ;)
>>509980
derrick_fan
this is quite the performance from you both i must say im giggling quite a bit
anon
I am trying to be a good wingman
anon
I'm trying to be a good liz-man
derrick_fan
>>509976
god i wish i was, id let jim morrisson beat me any day
derrick_fan
(elite ball reference to how jim would BEAT his wife)
anon
waow BAD jim
derrick_fan
>>509982
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate that cesspit website
Dakota
the nips were covered so bs
>>509991
derrick_fan
never ever used it
derrick_fan
idgaf
derrick_fan
its good you got banned
anon
That sounds like a real 12 bar bruise
Dakota
lgbt chaser gen
anon
>>509989
I hope you have that premade resume I sent you anon, just copy paste the first few lines
anon
bazed bazed bazed that would be so kino
Dakota
covered nipples on exposed boobs is not nsfw
anon
>>509989
Sometimes I read short stories, I put googly eyes on some annoying ads around the town, going for a run in a few minutes (xD), and youuuu :3
>>509998
anon
Nice, showing off your sensitive side, alright something humorous, bring it home with something that shows off a more active side. Alright now reel it in with one last flirty thing.........
anon
>>509998
Right now on my nightstand I have kolyma stories by varlam shalamov which i found real but kinda depressing, left wing anarchist talking about how people are and little bits of life from his time in the gulag.

also like scinece fiction
>>510001
Dakota
i updated my grindr telling ppl where to find me regularly and to sexually harass me
derrick_fan
>>509999
have you ever read isaac asiimov?
Dakota
see that get? it's destiny
anon
I also have one of the latter foundation novels there actually! i kinda got a lil distracted- here lemee take a pic. I read the first 3. I imagine you've read 'the last question' by azimov? I hope we cure entropy so we could be 2gether forever ;) hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What stories have you liked? perhaps realism, like 'sketches of brunswick east ;) ) (gizzard tie-in)
>>510008
anon
Nice nice, you got her right where you want her.
>>510007
anon
You need to leave something here for her to work with
0.3557% bloober!boymodewng
>>510004
yeah and i got you right where i want you $40
derrick_fan
>>510003
i havent actually read that story yet, but i have an anthology of all of his short stories. i like Sally i think its called, the one about the cars
>>510049
Dakota
hi
rose
dies n weeps n cries n stuf
anon
it's over twinkanon i can't hurt rose to be a true gizzard wizzard rizzard. it's friendship which matters most of all. I guess the real wizzard was the friends we made along the way
>>510019
derrick_fan
>>510011
i honestly dont know whats happening
rose
do u wanna makeout?
derrick_fan
yeah :D
rose
awruuf <3 yay
derrick_fan
>>510014
keep trying anon please
derrick_fan
i want to see where this ends up
anon
OK :3
derrick_fan
also hell yeah rose ty for queueing this again
rose
can i still keep making out with derrick_fan even if u two keep rizzing each other
derrick_fan
yeah
derrick_fan
im not trying to rizz them
derrick_fan
theyre trying to rizz me
>>510029
derrick_fan
and its entertaining me quite well
anon
>>510026
I've been trying to gizz you
Dakota
i got my next 3 months of hrt today feels nice
>>510042
anon
gizzrizz
anon
>>510030
they're really good! they flow really well n are fun but they still treat the characters as people you bond with and who have real drama and matter. I guess their style is less a 'murder of the universe' and more an 'omnium gatherum'
derrick_fan
i need to read the good omens series
>>510041
derrick_fan
whatever books that good omens is based on
rose
i need to get back into reading tbh
rose
i was rlly into it back at the start of last year n then i got all like depressed n stuff n stopped
>>510056
0.3558% bloober!boymodewng
reading is for nerds
Dakota
i'm too blonde to read
anon
>>510034
good omens is rly good too it was a colab between terry pratchet n neil geiman. I'd read it to you :3
what got you interested in it?
>>510044
rose
>>510039
me when i see uhm a wiener...
derrick_fan
>>510041
omg thats awesome, im interested bc ive watched season 1 of the show
derrick_fan
and i really like it
derrick_fan
and also im a fan of douglas adams and iirc he is terry pratchet adjacent
rose
have u read roadside picnic??
>>510050
rose
that books so good awawaw
anon
>>510008
oooh n i didn't think i'd read sally I guess i need to 'float along- fill your lungs' with more of him ; )
derrick_fan
>>510047
no but ive read hitchhikers and i loved that
Dakota
2-3 of em
anon
Certified truly moment
anon
>>510037
awww what were you reading? i suggest something fun n flowey like terry pratchet. Reading the first discworld book actually helped get me out of depression.

hp lovecraft is good as is the one poe story i read but gaahhhh no wonder rose
>>510061>>510068>>510058
Dakota
i'm starting to spend too much on fizzy drinks that make me sleepy
rose
>>510056
i was in between a few books but they were all like collections, hp lovecraft, edgar allen poe, arthur machen
rose
the poe one kinda blew tbh cos it was chronollogically ordered and it was taking ages to get to his cool goth stuff
Dakota
>>510059
i'm a generic trans person
anon
>>510061
I could read u some lovecraft :3
derrick_fan
thatd be awesome
derrick_fan
sit in like a cozy campfire
>>510067
anon
Or uh teach you some love-craft x)
>>510069
anon
>>510065
>065
that would be really fun hike how into the woods n read it then cuddle in the tent together with the night sounds outside :3
>>510071
rose
>>510056
in the middle of reading dream in the witches house
idk i need to continue it but bweh
>>510083
rose
it wasnt that the books were making me depressed i just had smth happen to me that kinda shook me v hard
anon
>>510069
tfw cheezy not gizeezy #itsover (386)
anon
>>510071
Now would you want to listen to gizzard as we hiked or would you want just the peace of nature as we walked?
>>510075
rose
found a girl who treated me like a puppy and now she is getting stolen by anon.... such is life...
>>510076
derrick_fan
>>510073
nah kglw is more music to get stoned to, we should listen to some prog or smthn
>>510079
anon
>>510074
she's a real wizzard i'm sure she'd still treat u good rose
derrick_fan
close to the edge by yes i feel like would be good hiking music
>>510085
rose
i love yes omg
anon
>>510075
ohhh we could listen to that at the campsite n smoke a lil mbe
>>510087
derrick_fan
yes is so awesome
rose
derrick_fan would u take me on a hike n say we're going on walkies??
>>510088
rose
would u do this for me as a dogbasedgirl?
anon
>>510068
read some terry pratchet maybe, u don't need to do anything that's exhausting you and you can't complete
rose
i also gotta read more of davesprites script
rose
theyre making me read words
anon
I'm down for this absolutely
derrick_fan
>>510085
no bc then it gets stale fast, we need to get a good album rotation
>>510094
anon
ohhhhh sometimes i get in a rythem while hiking just repeating a little ryme to myself but that is NOT good gizzard rizzard I see
anon
that's a nice one fayr
faye
im so happy, apparently i might be able to transfer the credits from the school i went to like 9 years ago to the community college im going to now
>>510099
derrick_fan
TIMELAND
derrick_fan
TIMELAND
derrick_fan
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
derrick_fan
i love stu's explora guitar
derrick_fan
>>510101
im great at hikes dw
anon
ebin :3
rose
>>510094
putting on my jrock playlist n ruining the hike vibes >:3
anon
I would even put up with her loud dog that's how rizzared i am
anon
idk i guess putting up with things isn't a very romantic dynamic bleh
rose
getting called her loud dog....
okok >w<
anon
i thought you'd like that though :3
derrick_fan
yo anon, what kind of a hike would it be
anon
there are some hills near me but it would be nice to camp overnight.
Fighting against mother nature showing no mercy to the elements dounds EBIN : D n yr great at hiking anyway
>>510117
derrick_fan
like would it be a casual fun stroll kind of hike or would we be treaching through the great unknown fighting against mother nature and showing no mercy to the elements
0.3559% bloober!boymodewng
#bpdai do sharks have bones

nah, sharks don't have bones. they're cartilaginous fish, meaning their skeletons are made of cartilage—same stuff as your ears and nose. lighter than bone, helps them stay agile in water. only hard parts are their teeth and sometimes calcified bits in their spine.
do sharks have bones
rose
.play beat crusaders never give up
anon
a lady at my mom's work gave away a kelty pack too so I have that now and my tarps and mats and things for shelter
derrick_fan
>>510112
i feel like we should listen to some sludge metal then
>>510125
derrick_fan
i suggest death is this communion by high on fire
anon
don't actually have a tent but I've slept under tarps fine
>>510121
derrick_fan
wait a fucking minute thats not latitude festival is it????
anon
>>510119
Anon, it's time for the kill shot, you have her talking about sleeping, it's your chance, say something forward!
>>510123
rose
holy shit guys just found a good gay emo porno.... we're so back
anon
omg omg omg
anon
>>510117
I want to put my metal in your sludge!!!!!! (#itsover (387))
anon
FANTASTIC
rose
derrick_fan i wanna kiss u on the lips rlly faggotily
anon
You hear that? That was the sound of derrick_fan's panties dropping
derrick_fan
oh its not latitude festival

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