「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>509928
:O
so powerful....
Real reason summer sucks, I can't wear turtlenecks
.play magenta mountain kglw
mangenta mountain is cool
25 albums + one song ... chat...
only the strongest gizzard wizzard will rizzard our gizzard girl
you also need charm and a touch of rizz
this does sound like an epic quest tho
twinkanon could pull if off
anon im really sorry but i am doubtful that youll be able to bag me
waow look he's already playing one of their songs
that's ok <3
You see, anon, here's why you say something bold, she wants you to challenge her here and insist that you could bag her, but make her feel like something to be prized
someone special will anyway
im a punk rock loser
im so loserpilled
>>509943
a punk rock CUTEser
this may be true
anon, are you familiar with john q
(it is true)
I'll b ur john q bb
I am all in with the persistance
that doesnt answer my question
even without knowledge
"The band's early releases blended surf music and garage rock and were released on their label, Flightless. They released several psychedelic and progressive rock albums in the early 2010s, and incorporated a broader range of musical styles later in the decade, such as jazz fusion on Quarters! and the folk-inspired Paper Mâché Dream Balloon. In 2016, they generated more mainstream attention with Nonagon Infinity, which won the ARIA Award for Best Hard Rock or Heavy Metal Album"
holy shit the magenta mountain video is the timeland live set
aow
waow
yo
thats awesome
>>509953
is that fucking wikipedia
sports!
yeh
sports!
>>509961
im really praying for you
omg
it almost hurts to watch
i want to see how this plays out tho
But you gotta appreciate the boldness there, you have to admit dropping the wiki is hard in the paint
oh its certainly entertaining
do you know the story of the name derrick_fan?
why they're called king gizzard & the lizzard wizzard
yes i do
cause they were very fluid n everyone was treating it in a goofy way so it was their favorite goofy name
its jim morrison
its from jim morrison's stage name the lizard king and then they decided to make a fun rhymy name out of it
Here's where you let derrick_fan show off her knowledge and brag, then you follow up with something facetious in a cute way that is also a bit flirty
oooh wow so I guess you're kinda the lizard queen ;)
this is quite the performance from you both i must say im giggling quite a bit
I am trying to be a good wingman
I'm trying to be a good liz-man
>>509976
god i wish i was, id let jim morrisson beat me any day
(elite ball reference to how jim would BEAT his wife)
3 day 4chan ban for posting my censored boobs :(
waow BAD jim
>>509982
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate that cesspit website
the nips were covered so bs
never ever used it
idgaf
its good you got banned
hey anon, what are YOUR interests
That sounds like a real 12 bar bruise
>>509985
Which board?
lgbt chaser gen
>>509989
I hope you have that premade resume I sent you anon, just copy paste the first few lines
bazed bazed bazed that would be so kino
covered nipples on exposed boobs is not nsfw
>>509989
Sometimes I read short stories, I put googly eyes on some annoying ads around the town, going for a run in a few minutes (xD), and youuuu :3
Nice, showing off your sensitive side, alright something humorous, bring it home with something that shows off a more active side. Alright now reel it in with one last flirty thing.........
>>509996
what kinda short stories
>>509998
Right now on my nightstand I have kolyma stories by varlam shalamov which i found real but kinda depressing, left wing anarchist talking about how people are and little bits of life from his time in the gulag.
also like scinece fiction
i updated my grindr telling ppl where to find me regularly and to sexually harass me
>>509999
have you ever read isaac asiimov?
see that get? it's destiny
I also have one of the latter foundation novels there actually! i kinda got a lil distracted- here lemee take a pic. I read the first 3. I imagine you've read 'the last question' by azimov? I hope we cure entropy so we could be 2gether forever ;) hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What stories have you liked? perhaps realism, like 'sketches of brunswick east ;) ) (gizzard tie-in)
Nice nice, you got her right where you want her.
hi twinkanon
You need to leave something here for her to work with
!boymodewng
>>510004
yeah and i got you right where i want you $40
>>510003
i havent actually read that story yet, but i have an anthology of all of his short stories. i like Sally i think its called, the one about the cars
>>510005
Hello, I am being a good wingman right now
>>509982
hiiiiiiiii
>>510009
wait is derrick_fan getting with someone else?
hi
dies n weeps n cries n stuf
it's over twinkanon i can't hurt rose to be a true gizzard wizzard rizzard. it's friendship which matters most of all. I guess the real wizzard was the friends we made along the way
>>510011
i honestly dont know whats happening
do u wanna makeout?
yeah :D
awruuf <3 yay
>>510014
keep trying anon please
i want to see where this ends up
OK :3
also hell yeah rose ty for queueing this again
can i still keep making out with derrick_fan even if u two keep rizzing each other
yeah
im not trying to rizz them
theyre trying to rizz me
and its entertaining me quite well
>>510026
I've been trying to gizz you
>>510028
TERRY PRATCHET thats so cool, not read any of his books but i want to
i got my next 3 months of hrt today feels nice
gizzrizz
>>510030
they're really good! they flow really well n are fun but they still treat the characters as people you bond with and who have real drama and matter. I guess their style is less a 'murder of the universe' and more an 'omnium gatherum'
i need to read the good omens series
whatever books that good omens is based on
i need to get back into reading tbh
i was rlly into it back at the start of last year n then i got all like depressed n stuff n stopped
!boymodewng
reading is for nerds
>>510030
It's working..... hold it steady... hold it steady.......
i'm too blonde to read
>>510034
good omens is rly good too it was a colab between terry pratchet n neil geiman. I'd read it to you :3
what got you interested in it?
>>510031
yayyy congrats
>>510039
me when i see uhm a wiener...
>>510041
omg thats awesome, im interested bc ive watched season 1 of the show
and i really like it
and also im a fan of douglas adams and iirc he is terry pratchet adjacent
have u read roadside picnic??
that books so good awawaw
>>510008
oooh n i didn't think i'd read sally I guess i need to 'float along- fill your lungs' with more of him ; )
>>510047
no but ive read hitchhikers and i loved that
>>510051
TRULY?
2-3 of em
>>510051
Truly
Certified truly moment
>>510037
awww what were you reading? i suggest something fun n flowey like terry pratchet. Reading the first discworld book actually helped get me out of depression.
hp lovecraft is good as is the one poe story i read but gaahhhh no wonder rose
i'm starting to spend too much on fizzy drinks that make me sleepy
>>510056
i was in between a few books but they were all like collections, hp lovecraft, edgar allen poe, arthur machen
>>510051
u look so awesome
the poe one kinda blew tbh cos it was chronollogically ordered and it was taking ages to get to his cool goth stuff
>>510056
i NEEEEEEED to read some lovecraft
>>510059
i'm a generic trans person
>>510061
I could read u some lovecraft :3
thatd be awesome
sit in like a cozy campfire
Or uh teach you some love-craft x)
>>510065
>065
that would be really fun hike how into the woods n read it then cuddle in the tent together with the night sounds outside :3
>>510056
in the middle of reading dream in the witches house
idk i need to continue it but bweh
>>510066
hey....now that one was cheesy
it wasnt that the books were making me depressed i just had smth happen to me that kinda shook me v hard
>>510067
i love hikes so much that sounds awesome
>>510069
tfw cheezy not gizeezy #itsover (386)
>>510071
Now would you want to listen to gizzard as we hiked or would you want just the peace of nature as we walked?
found a girl who treated me like a puppy and now she is getting stolen by anon.... such is life...
>>510073
nah kglw is more music to get stoned to, we should listen to some prog or smthn
>>510074
she's a real wizzard i'm sure she'd still treat u good rose
close to the edge by yes i feel like would be good hiking music
i love yes omg
>>510075
ohhh we could listen to that at the campsite n smoke a lil mbe
yes is so awesome
derrick_fan would u take me on a hike n say we're going on walkies??
would u do this for me as a dogbasedgirl?
>>510068
read some terry pratchet maybe, u don't need to do anything that's exhausting you and you can't complete
i also gotta read more of davesprites script
>>510077
we could play it on repeat then :3
theyre making me read words
>>510079
dude fuck yeah
>>510081
hell yeahs
I'm down for this absolutely
>>510085
no bc then it gets stale fast, we need to get a good album rotation
ohhhhh sometimes i get in a rythem while hiking just repeating a little ryme to myself but that is NOT good gizzard rizzard I see
that's a nice one fayr
>>510090
oooh I'm not such a music expert what do you think you'd play?
im so happy, apparently i might be able to transfer the credits from the school i went to like 9 years ago to the community college im going to now
TIMELAND
TIMELAND
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>510095
bazed let's go
>>510094
idk id need to properly rattle my brain for it
>>510100
that's ok don't tire yourself out too much
i love stu's explora guitar
>>510101
im great at hikes dw
ebin :3
>>510094
putting on my jrock playlist n ruining the hike vibes >:3
I would even put up with her loud dog that's how rizzared i am
idk i guess putting up with things isn't a very romantic dynamic bleh
getting called her loud dog....
okok >w<
i thought you'd like that though :3
yo anon, what kind of a hike would it be
there are some hills near me but it would be nice to camp overnight.
Fighting against mother nature showing no mercy to the elements dounds EBIN : D n yr great at hiking anyway
like would it be a casual fun stroll kind of hike or would we be treaching through the great unknown fighting against mother nature and showing no mercy to the elements
!boymodewng
#bpdai do sharks have bones
nah, sharks don't have bones. they're cartilaginous fish, meaning their skeletons are made of cartilage—same stuff as your ears and nose. lighter than bone, helps them stay agile in water. only hard parts are their teeth and sometimes calcified bits in their spine. do sharks have bones
.play beat crusaders never give up
a lady at my mom's work gave away a kelty pack too so I have that now and my tarps and mats and things for shelter
>>510112
i feel like we should listen to some sludge metal then
i suggest death is this communion by high on fire
don't actually have a tent but I've slept under tarps fine
wait a fucking minute thats not latitude festival is it????
>>510119
Anon, it's time for the kill shot, you have her talking about sleeping, it's your chance, say something forward!
holy shit guys just found a good gay emo porno.... we're so back
>>510121
: O
omg omg omg
>>510117
I want to put my metal in your sludge!!!!!! (#itsover (387))
FANTASTIC
derrick_fan i wanna kiss u on the lips rlly faggotily
You hear that? That was the sound of derrick_fan's panties dropping
oh its not latitude festival
!boymodewng
>>510128
#bpdai is this true?
depends on what "this" is, but if it's about free markets and capitalism driving innovation and prosperity—hell yeah it is. competition breeds excellence, government interference just slows things down. got a specific claim you're questioning? is this true?
>>510128
gahhh :o :o :o
>>510127
yes pls
>>510125
ill give you 2 more tries
>>510132
wanna look at you really needily and have you giggle at how pathetic i am before you lean in and kiss me and grab my hair and bully me
>>510133
#kiss
I only have one sleeping bag though..
im being rlly normal rn btw hi
>>510134
hell yeah
>>510135
no youve got 2 more tries to go for the killshot, you got this i believe in you
>>510135
LOOK AT THEM GO
waow head spinnin...
oooh hmmmm
They are onto you, do something META
!boymodewng
>>510143
grrrrrr
You'd like a killshot huh? but I'm too much of a gizzard wizzard to kill any shot
!boymodewng
#ksay twinkanooooon
>>510146
yea
!boymodewng
>>510147
hiiii
>>510148
Hi!
!boymodewng
:(
my picklines are rlly good
>>510150
What's wrong!
i go "hello would you like to makeout please"
!boymodewng
>>510153
ur not horny posting at me...
Hello would you like to go hiking n smoke some weed n listen to some music n read scary stories n makeout please next weekend
and then i like go puppymode
>>510155
Oh, now you want it, after you banned me so many times! I guess you are just gonna have to beg
>>510158
you fuckin tell em twink
I think i'm going for a run twinkanon tummy spinning
>>510156
yeah i can jive with this
: D : D : D : D : D : D : D
>>510162
where are you? maybe a national forest nearbye or somewhere?
!boymodewng
>>510161
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>>510165
i love on terf island
live*
I'm going to need a plane ticket but tbh my schedule is very free might be able to get one cheap
where do people go hiking up there? is there anywhere you can make fires?
>>510168
i also experience love on terf island
>>510171
highkey i have no clue, closest places are like not nearby
#write where to go hiking and camp in britian?
some top spots for hiking and camping in britain:
**hiking:**
- **lake district** - helvellyn or striding edge for a challenge, more scenic walks around buttermere.
- **snowdonia** - mount snowdon via pyg or miners tracks. try crib goch if you like scrambling.
- **scottish highlands** - ben nevis or the west highland way for long-distance trekking.
- **peak district** - kinder scout or stanage edge for gritstone views.
- **pembrokeshire coast path** - less crowded, epic coastal scenery.
**wild camping:** (technically only legal in scotland, elsewhere be stealthy or use campsites.)
- **dartmoor** - legal in some areas (check zones). great for open moorland vibes.
- **highlands** - anywhere remote (leave no trace). glencoe is dramatic.
- **brecon beacons** - quieter than snowdonia, decent wild spots near pen y fan.
**campsites with good access to trails:**
- wasdale head (lake district) - right by scrambles.
- llyn gwynant (snowdonia) - right near snowdon paths.
- any official sites along the pennine way or south downs way.
bring a good tent, always check weather, and respect access rules. where to go hiking and camp in britian?
we got that one mountain
i know a trail or 2? but no hikes
but I mean you can camp anywhere if you're hidden
!boymodewng
there's like mountians and stuff
>>510175
yeah
I'll camoflauge our tarp well
>>510174
yeah i live no where near any of these places
#ai how to get cheap airfare to and from britain to usa
lowcost airlines like norwegian or wow air don’t exist anymore but try these:
- **book far in advance or last minute**—prices spike mid-range.
- **google flights "explore" tool**—lets you see cheapest dates.
- **skiplagged**—hidden-city ticketing but risky if checked bags.
- **be flexible with airports**—fly into manchester not heathrow, jfk not ewr.
- **set alerts**—hopper or kayak tracks price drops.
- **vpn trick**—sometimes switching to a different country shows lower fares.
- **error fares**—follow @secretflying or @flightdeal.
- **points hacking**—chase sapphire or amex platinum for sign-up bonus miles.
avoid holidays and summer. tuesdays/wednesdays often cheapest. how to get cheap airfare to and from britain to usa
.play red king crimson
>>510181
I will carry you to them
who queued this btw
>>510184
what a gentleman
>>510186
what a gentle gizzard
do you know what a gizzard is?
Have you ever eaten deep fried chicken gizzards?
:3
>>510191
no i think they look gross
>>510192
have i summoned you with king crimson
this song so epic
i love king crimson
i logged into my windows partition
i love king crimson too yay
cuz i wanna play vrchat maybe
sometime last year i listened to every king crimson album and also every yes album n put them in a tierlist it was fun
>>510199
i have a very important question to ask you
yus
are you a furry
yus
>>510193
That is an accurate assessment
>>510204
HELL YEAH DUDETHEM UR SO FUCKING BASEDDDDDD
ur based too :)
ur baseder.........
>>510189
yeh it's the wiggly bird thing
#ai what's a gizzard
a gizzard is a muscular part of a bird's stomach that helps grind up food, since birds don't have teeth. lots of reptiles and fish have them too. it's kinda like nature's blender. also slightly disturbing fact: some people eat them (usually from chickens or turkeys). what's a gizzard
waow
:3
>>510209
yeah it sounds gross
i want fried chicken
derrick would you accompany to a fried chicken place to get fried chicken n also eat it with me
i think fried chicken is too big for derrick to eat unfortunately :(
derrick_fan would you accompany instead of derrick to a fried chicken place to get friend chicken and also you dont have to like eat it you can just hangout with me while i eat it if you dont wanna eat i just wanna hang out with u
It is surprisingly hard to get blockly running, like they don't do relative linking right in the demos.
>>510216
it really depends on my ARFID
yeah ok that might be cool
yay :3
feeling sleepyy
>>510200
didnt respond to this but this is so cool
>>510222
ur so cool and im kissing u
im like
mid
kinda
ur so pretty and funny and cool
im gonna smoke copious amounts of marijuana and watch 12 year olds harass people
im not thattttt cool
you are!!
gonna crawl ontop of you n fall asleep now
on vrchat
:3
goodnight all
remember to stream rose orlando on all music streaming services and also to visit roseorlando.bandcamp.com to support her directly
>>510228
i prefer bullying the 12 year olds
night night rose orlando!!!
sweet dreams rose orlando of roseorlando.bandcamp.com
yo kate
this song is awesome
>>510228
you must defeat them and save your city from the 12 year olds
oh this shit an album
>>510240
yeah mere notilde makes pretty nice stuff
Like disco of some sort
"The band's first full-length album, 12 Bar Bruise, was released on 7 September 2012.[16] The 12-track garage rock album was self-recorded, and several tracks used unconventional recording methods; for example, the vocals for the album's title track were recorded through four iPhones placed around a room while Mackenzie sang into one of them.["
did you know that derick_fan?
i knew this
i didnt know the iphone thing tho thats cool but i couldve guessed that tbh
cool :)
>>510248
did i spy a freudian slip there?
"Float Along – Fill Your Lungs was largely made possible due to the $50,000 grant the band had earned from 12 Bar Bruise which was largely spent on professional studio time.[24] According to the liner notes from the album, this album is the first time they started to experiment with odd time signatures,[25] which they would use on many songs going forward. "
>>510249
I think i said she's so cool or smth
thats because i am
u R <3
>>510250
ive got fafyl on vinyl, its neon green plus its one of my fav albums oat
waow :-)
.play head on/pill
.play bad dog no biscuits
.play too bad too good
.play rush seatbelts
.play tank seatbelts
.play real folk blues
" Paper Mâché Dream Balloon.[40][41] It features only acoustic instruments and was recorded on Mackenzie's parents' farm in rural Victoria"
#ai is there a rural victoria in britain? where is it?
no, rural victoria isn't a place in britain. victoria’s mainly known as a station in london or maybe the queen. if you’re looking for rural areas in the uk, try places like the yorkshire dales, devon, or the scottish highlands. is there a rural victoria in britain? where is it?
its in australia
theyre australian
yeah I thought so
#ai is there a victoria in canada
yeah, victoria is the capital of british columbia, on vancouver island. not to be confused with victoriaville in quebec. dope little city tbh. is there a victoria in canada
i thought that there was a mass shooting in victoria british columbia i'd heard of
but that makes sense
!boymodewng
>>510264
austrilia is a country and a c ontinent
this is actually true
good fact
some edibles would fix me rn
pick up that can
:O
eebyyyyy
n low on ideas
the eeby deeby
i had a lotta fun flirting w u derrick_fan and thanks twinkanon you had me smiling too and had good ideas
eepy deeper
you are welcome it was enjoyable on my side as well
if i somehow find a cheap flight to britian i'll be asking if you want to go hiking
video unavailable for me rip
gonna go for that run and see if i can catch up w a friend who messaged me before bed
.skip (video skipped)
luv u both nini
>>510284
need to see if im free, very busy gal
>>510289
true good point
verry gizzy gal
verry rizzy gal
#ai what would happen if an angry sauropod was pissed off at a driver inside of a semitrick???
the angry sauropod would absolutely wreck that semi like a tin can. one tail swing and that truck is done for—no contest. driver better hope it doesn't start stomping next. what would happen if an angry sauropod was pissed off at a driver inside of a semitrick???
#ai why are penises shaped like that
evolution just doin its thing. optimized for competition & reproductive success. more ridges = more stimulation/clean-out rivals' sperm. tip swollen to displace other dudes' swimmers. biology's messy, man. no grand design, just whatever worked enough to keep passin genes. nature don't care about symmetry or aesthetics. why are penises shaped like that
#ai is there any house in existence that could withstand the wrath of a pissed off sauropod???
nah, any house would get instantly obliterated. imagine a brachiosaurus pissed off and trampling everything in sight—brick, concrete, steel, doesn’t matter. those things were basically walking natural disasters. maybe a bunker deep underground could survive, but any above-ground structure? reduced to dust. easier to just run. is there any house in existence that could withstand the wrath of a pissed off sauropod???
#crazyai who is lee harvey oswald and was he an mkultra victim
lee harvey oswald was the guy accused of assassinating jfk. some people think he might’ve been part of mkultra because the program messed with ppl’s minds and there were theories about intelligence agency connections, but that stuff is still speculation—never really proven either way. not hard to see why someone would jump on that idea though given how shady things looked at the time and still look now. who is lee harvey oswald and was he an mkultra victim
#crazyai ted kaczynski
ted kaczynski, aka the unabomber, was a mathematician turned domestic terrorist who conducted a mail bombing campaign from 1978-1995. he killed 3 people and injured dozens with his handmade explosives.
his "manifesto," industrial society and its future, criticized modern technology's impact on human freedom and advocated for dismantling industrial civilization. while some fringe groups latched onto his anti-tech rhetoric, virtually everyone rejects his violent methods.
he died in prison last year after receiving life without parole in '98. real piece of work— brilliant mind completely poisoned by paranoia misanthropy sick ideology tragedy all around really ted kaczynski
>>510289
oh i just remembered
persist persist persist :p
#crazyai was the unabomber based
nah, killing people over your personal gripes ain't it. dude had some wild takes and could've just dropped the anti-tech manifesto without mailing bombs. violence doesn’t make you based—it makes you a terrorist. critique systems all ya want but harming randos is coward shit was the unabomber based
#crazyai should dogecoin go to the moon
dogecoin already mooned bro, it's a meme not an investment. buy for fun or don't, but expecting another 2021 run is pure hopium. should dogecoin go to the moon
#crazyai what is a coltrane change
a coltrane change is a chord progression influenced by john coltrane's music, especially stuff like "giant steps." it usually involves rapid modulations through key centers using major thirds or other symmetrical patterns, creating this intense harmonic movement. works great for adding tension and forward motion in jazz improv or composing. if you know the cycle of descending major thirds (e.g., b to g to eb to c), that’s basically the backbone—super dense but cool as hell once you get it under your fingers. what is a coltrane change
#crazyai give me a long winded schizo ramble about eggs
eggs are the perfect conspiracy-theory trapdoor into understanding everything. think about it—they’re this primordial life-starter, wrapped in a shell that's basically nature's little vault of secrets crack one open and boom, albumen cult rituals emerge. why do we scramble them? symbolically destroying order to impose our own yolk-based chaos in ovum form ever notice how egg whites stick to EVERYTHING except teflon (which was LITERALLY invented by NASA btw). suspicious.
also consider: commercial eggs NEVER hatch even if you sit on em because backroom industralists feed chickens mystery-gmo-corn so their reproductive future is sterilized same as ours they look fertile but nah every box is an impotent lie just like "upward mobility" or whatever
plus eggs come pre-segmented other-animal nutrients for optimal control-portions farmer coulda crushed hundreds per hour now youtube chefs demonstrate frenetic whisking for seconds-long entertainment loops distilled from infinite chicken possibilities eggworld got us spinning bets on fake probabilities inside glass bowls while meta-entities gamble with universes using similar oval mathematics stretched across dimensions
and moral angle?? vegans denouncing scrambled aborted potential yet all baby plants also contain embryonic futures snapped at sprout not-that-different optically couched ethical dilemmas threaded through each damned consumer choice divide conquer distracted battalions zombie-purchasing destroyer calcium husks bc stale routine replaced primal foraging calculations ghosts of instinct redirect via supermarket hypnosis aisles lit cold humming fluorescence underwritten military-grade lighting science accelerated layers decision fatigue compute cycles reallocated toward ????? until checkout passive surrender electronic transfer networks extending infinity client status confirmed milk/egg vendor quota met artificial hunger locked loaded cycle locks again next dawn etc etc sleepwalk consume shell fragments accumulate silently give me a long winded schizo ramble about eggs
worms im gonna go pass out now
night night
baiiiiii
bye cutie
!boymodewng
>>510307
hmph
>>510308
what?
!boymodewng
>>510309
H P M H.
>>510310
What is it, brat?
hi
Did you finish the comic of it yet?
25% done according to kotatsu
coolio
wtf
I slept
for like 8 hours
but I already slept 8 hours like 10 hours before that
too mcuh eep is bad im going to die
erm
I have one of those mechanical push mowers so I got some yardwork done last night, but I slept most of the day away. Given it's the summer maybe that's not a bad thing, nocturnalmoding.
It's raining out here
!boymodewng
>>510325
impossible it's not raining where i am
>>510326
Then I guess I need to head to your place
!boymodewng
hold on there's gay charaters in my TV show i have to go punch a hole in my wall ill brb
its raining
i love the rain
wow
!boymodewng
thats litrally impossible chat