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anon
Real reason summer sucks, I can't wear turtlenecks
anon
.play magenta mountain kglw
derrick_fan
mangenta mountain is cool
anon
25 albums + one song ... chat...
only the strongest gizzard wizzard will rizzard our gizzard girl
derrick_fan
you also need charm and a touch of rizz
anon
this does sound like an epic quest tho
anon
twinkanon could pull if off
derrick_fan
anon im really sorry but i am doubtful that youll be able to bag me
>>509942
anon
waow look he's already playing one of their songs
anon
that's ok <3
anon
You see, anon, here's why you say something bold, she wants you to challenge her here and insist that you could bag her, but make her feel like something to be prized
>>509942
anon
someone special will anyway
derrick_fan
im a punk rock loser
>>509945
derrick_fan
im so loserpilled
derrick_fan
this may be true
derrick_fan
anon, are you familiar with john q
anon
(it is true)
anon
I'll b ur john q bb
anon
I am all in with the persistance
derrick_fan
that doesnt answer my question
anon
even without knowledge
anon
"The band's early releases blended surf music and garage rock and were released on their label, Flightless. They released several psychedelic and progressive rock albums in the early 2010s, and incorporated a broader range of musical styles later in the decade, such as jazz fusion on Quarters! and the folk-inspired Paper Mâché Dream Balloon. In 2016, they generated more mainstream attention with Nonagon Infinity, which won the ARIA Award for Best Hard Rock or Heavy Metal Album"
>>509959
derrick_fan
holy shit the magenta mountain video is the timeland live set
anon
aow
anon
waow
derrick_fan
yo
derrick_fan
thats awesome
derrick_fan
>>509953
is that fucking wikipedia
derrick_fan
sports!
derrick_fan
sports!
derrick_fan
>>509961
im really praying for you
anon
omg
derrick_fan
it almost hurts to watch
derrick_fan
i want to see how this plays out tho
anon
But you gotta appreciate the boldness there, you have to admit dropping the wiki is hard in the paint
derrick_fan
oh its certainly entertaining
anon
do you know the story of the name derrick_fan?
anon
why they're called king gizzard & the lizzard wizzard
derrick_fan
yes i do
anon
cause they were very fluid n everyone was treating it in a goofy way so it was their favorite goofy name
derrick_fan
its jim morrison
derrick_fan
its from jim morrison's stage name the lizard king and then they decided to make a fun rhymy name out of it
anon
Here's where you let derrick_fan show off her knowledge and brag, then you follow up with something facetious in a cute way that is also a bit flirty
anon
oooh wow so I guess you're kinda the lizard queen ;)
>>509980
derrick_fan
this is quite the performance from you both i must say im giggling quite a bit
anon
I am trying to be a good wingman
anon
I'm trying to be a good liz-man
derrick_fan
>>509976
god i wish i was, id let jim morrisson beat me any day
derrick_fan
(elite ball reference to how jim would BEAT his wife)
anon
waow BAD jim
derrick_fan
>>509982
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate that cesspit website
Dakota
the nips were covered so bs
>>509991
derrick_fan
never ever used it
derrick_fan
idgaf
derrick_fan
its good you got banned
anon
That sounds like a real 12 bar bruise
Dakota
lgbt chaser gen
anon
>>509989
I hope you have that premade resume I sent you anon, just copy paste the first few lines
anon
bazed bazed bazed that would be so kino
Dakota
covered nipples on exposed boobs is not nsfw
anon
>>509989
Sometimes I read short stories, I put googly eyes on some annoying ads around the town, going for a run in a few minutes (xD), and youuuu :3
>>509998
anon
Nice, showing off your sensitive side, alright something humorous, bring it home with something that shows off a more active side. Alright now reel it in with one last flirty thing.........
anon
>>509998
Right now on my nightstand I have kolyma stories by varlam shalamov which i found real but kinda depressing, left wing anarchist talking about how people are and little bits of life from his time in the gulag.

also like scinece fiction
>>510001
Dakota
i updated my grindr telling ppl where to find me regularly and to sexually harass me
derrick_fan
>>509999
have you ever read isaac asiimov?
Dakota
see that get? it's destiny
anon
I also have one of the latter foundation novels there actually! i kinda got a lil distracted- here lemee take a pic. I read the first 3. I imagine you've read 'the last question' by azimov? I hope we cure entropy so we could be 2gether forever ;) hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What stories have you liked? perhaps realism, like 'sketches of brunswick east ;) ) (gizzard tie-in)
>>510008
anon
Nice nice, you got her right where you want her.
>>510007
anon
You need to leave something here for her to work with
0.3557% bloober!boymodewng
>>510004
yeah and i got you right where i want you $40
derrick_fan
>>510003
i havent actually read that story yet, but i have an anthology of all of his short stories. i like Sally i think its called, the one about the cars
>>510049
Dakota
hi
rose
dies n weeps n cries n stuf
anon
it's over twinkanon i can't hurt rose to be a true gizzard wizzard rizzard. it's friendship which matters most of all. I guess the real wizzard was the friends we made along the way
>>510019
derrick_fan
>>510011
i honestly dont know whats happening
rose
do u wanna makeout?
derrick_fan
yeah :D
rose
awruuf <3 yay
derrick_fan
>>510014
keep trying anon please
derrick_fan
i want to see where this ends up
anon
OK :3
derrick_fan
also hell yeah rose ty for queueing this again
rose
can i still keep making out with derrick_fan even if u two keep rizzing each other
derrick_fan
yeah
derrick_fan
im not trying to rizz them
derrick_fan
theyre trying to rizz me
>>510029
derrick_fan
and its entertaining me quite well
anon
>>510026
I've been trying to gizz you
Dakota
i got my next 3 months of hrt today feels nice
>>510042
anon
gizzrizz
anon
>>510030
they're really good! they flow really well n are fun but they still treat the characters as people you bond with and who have real drama and matter. I guess their style is less a 'murder of the universe' and more an 'omnium gatherum'
derrick_fan
i need to read the good omens series
>>510041
derrick_fan
whatever books that good omens is based on
rose
i need to get back into reading tbh
rose
i was rlly into it back at the start of last year n then i got all like depressed n stuff n stopped
>>510056
0.3558% bloober!boymodewng
reading is for nerds
Dakota
i'm too blonde to read
anon
>>510034
good omens is rly good too it was a colab between terry pratchet n neil geiman. I'd read it to you :3
what got you interested in it?
>>510044
rose
>>510039
me when i see uhm a wiener...
derrick_fan
>>510041
omg thats awesome, im interested bc ive watched season 1 of the show
derrick_fan
and i really like it
derrick_fan
and also im a fan of douglas adams and iirc he is terry pratchet adjacent
rose
have u read roadside picnic??
>>510050
rose
that books so good awawaw
anon
>>510008
oooh n i didn't think i'd read sally I guess i need to 'float along- fill your lungs' with more of him ; )
derrick_fan
>>510047
no but ive read hitchhikers and i loved that
Dakota
2-3 of em
anon
Certified truly moment
anon
>>510037
awww what were you reading? i suggest something fun n flowey like terry pratchet. Reading the first discworld book actually helped get me out of depression.

hp lovecraft is good as is the one poe story i read but gaahhhh no wonder rose
>>510068>>510058>>510061
Dakota
i'm starting to spend too much on fizzy drinks that make me sleepy
rose
>>510056
i was in between a few books but they were all like collections, hp lovecraft, edgar allen poe, arthur machen
rose
the poe one kinda blew tbh cos it was chronollogically ordered and it was taking ages to get to his cool goth stuff
Dakota
>>510059
i'm a generic trans person
anon
>>510061
I could read u some lovecraft :3
derrick_fan
thatd be awesome
derrick_fan
sit in like a cozy campfire
>>510067
anon
Or uh teach you some love-craft x)
>>510069
anon
>>510065
>065
that would be really fun hike how into the woods n read it then cuddle in the tent together with the night sounds outside :3
>>510071
rose
>>510056
in the middle of reading dream in the witches house
idk i need to continue it but bweh
>>510083
rose
it wasnt that the books were making me depressed i just had smth happen to me that kinda shook me v hard
anon
>>510069
tfw cheezy not gizeezy #itsover (386)
anon
>>510071
Now would you want to listen to gizzard as we hiked or would you want just the peace of nature as we walked?
>>510075
rose
found a girl who treated me like a puppy and now she is getting stolen by anon.... such is life...
>>510076
derrick_fan
>>510073
nah kglw is more music to get stoned to, we should listen to some prog or smthn
>>510079
anon
>>510074
she's a real wizzard i'm sure she'd still treat u good rose
derrick_fan
close to the edge by yes i feel like would be good hiking music
>>510085
rose
i love yes omg
anon
>>510075
ohhh we could listen to that at the campsite n smoke a lil mbe
>>510087
derrick_fan
yes is so awesome
rose
derrick_fan would u take me on a hike n say we're going on walkies??
>>510088
rose
would u do this for me as a dogbasedgirl?
anon
>>510068
read some terry pratchet maybe, u don't need to do anything that's exhausting you and you can't complete
rose
i also gotta read more of davesprites script
rose
theyre making me read words
anon
I'm down for this absolutely
derrick_fan
>>510085
no bc then it gets stale fast, we need to get a good album rotation
>>510094
anon
ohhhhh sometimes i get in a rythem while hiking just repeating a little ryme to myself but that is NOT good gizzard rizzard I see
anon
that's a nice one fayr
faye
im so happy, apparently i might be able to transfer the credits from the school i went to like 9 years ago to the community college im going to now
>>510099
derrick_fan
TIMELAND
derrick_fan
TIMELAND
derrick_fan
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
derrick_fan
i love stu's explora guitar
derrick_fan
>>510101
im great at hikes dw
anon
ebin :3
rose
>>510094
putting on my jrock playlist n ruining the hike vibes >:3
anon
I would even put up with her loud dog that's how rizzared i am
anon
idk i guess putting up with things isn't a very romantic dynamic bleh
rose
getting called her loud dog....
okok >w<
anon
i thought you'd like that though :3
derrick_fan
yo anon, what kind of a hike would it be
anon
there are some hills near me but it would be nice to camp overnight.
Fighting against mother nature showing no mercy to the elements dounds EBIN : D n yr great at hiking anyway
>>510117
derrick_fan
like would it be a casual fun stroll kind of hike or would we be treaching through the great unknown fighting against mother nature and showing no mercy to the elements
0.3559% bloober!boymodewng
#bpdai do sharks have bones

nah, sharks don't have bones. they're cartilaginous fish, meaning their skeletons are made of cartilage—same stuff as your ears and nose. lighter than bone, helps them stay agile in water. only hard parts are their teeth and sometimes calcified bits in their spine.
do sharks have bones
rose
.play beat crusaders never give up
anon
a lady at my mom's work gave away a kelty pack too so I have that now and my tarps and mats and things for shelter
derrick_fan
>>510112
i feel like we should listen to some sludge metal then
>>510125
derrick_fan
i suggest death is this communion by high on fire
anon
don't actually have a tent but I've slept under tarps fine
>>510121
derrick_fan
wait a fucking minute thats not latitude festival is it????
anon
>>510119
Anon, it's time for the kill shot, you have her talking about sleeping, it's your chance, say something forward!
>>510123
rose
holy shit guys just found a good gay emo porno.... we're so back
anon
omg omg omg
anon
>>510117
I want to put my metal in your sludge!!!!!! (#itsover (387))
>>510133
anon
FANTASTIC
rose
derrick_fan i wanna kiss u on the lips rlly faggotily
>>510132
anon
You hear that? That was the sound of derrick_fan's panties dropping
>>510131>>510130
derrick_fan
oh its not latitude festival
0.3560% bloober!boymodewng
>>510128
#bpdai is this true?

depends on what "this" is, but if it's about free markets and capitalism driving innovation and prosperity—hell yeah it is. competition breeds excellence, government interference just slows things down. got a specific claim you're questioning?
is this true?
rose
>>510132
wanna look at you really needily and have you giggle at how pathetic i am before you lean in and kiss me and grab my hair and bully me
>>510137
rose
im being rlly normal rn btw hi
derrick_fan
>>510135
no youve got 2 more tries to go for the killshot, you got this i believe in you
anon
waow head spinnin...
anon
oooh hmmmm
anon
They are onto you, do something META
>>510144
0.3561% bloober!boymodewng
>>510143
grrrrrr
anon
You'd like a killshot huh? but I'm too much of a gizzard wizzard to kill any shot
0.3562% bloober!boymodewng
#ksay twinkanooooon
>>510147
rose
my picklines are rlly good
rose
i go "hello would you like to makeout please"
anon
Hello would you like to go hiking n smoke some weed n listen to some music n read scary stories n makeout please next weekend
>>510162
rose
and then i like go puppymode
anon
>>510155
Oh, now you want it, after you banned me so many times! I guess you are just gonna have to beg
>>510159
derrick_fan
>>510158
you fuckin tell em twink
anon
I think i'm going for a run twinkanon tummy spinning
anon
: D : D : D : D : D : D : D
anon
>>510162
where are you? maybe a national forest nearbye or somewhere?
>>510168
0.3566% bloober!boymodewng
>>510161
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
derrick_fan
live*
anon
I'm going to need a plane ticket but tbh my schedule is very free might be able to get one cheap
anon
where do people go hiking up there? is there anywhere you can make fires?
>>510173
rose
>>510168
i also experience love on terf island
derrick_fan
>>510171
highkey i have no clue, closest places are like not nearby
anon
#write where to go hiking and camp in britian?

some top spots for hiking and camping in britain:

**hiking:**
- **lake district** - helvellyn or striding edge for a challenge, more scenic walks around buttermere.
- **snowdonia** - mount snowdon via pyg or miners tracks. try crib goch if you like scrambling.
- **scottish highlands** - ben nevis or the west highland way for long-distance trekking.
- **peak district** - kinder scout or stanage edge for gritstone views.
- **pembrokeshire coast path** - less crowded, epic coastal scenery.

**wild camping:** (technically only legal in scotland, elsewhere be stealthy or use campsites.)
- **dartmoor** - legal in some areas (check zones). great for open moorland vibes.
- **highlands** - anywhere remote (leave no trace). glencoe is dramatic.
- **brecon beacons** - quieter than snowdonia, decent wild spots near pen y fan.

**campsites with good access to trails:**
- wasdale head (lake district) - right by scrambles.
- llyn gwynant (snowdonia) - right near snowdon paths.
- any official sites along the pennine way or south downs way.

bring a good tent, always check weather, and respect access rules.
where to go hiking and camp in britian?
>>510181
derrick_fan
i know a trail or 2? but no hikes
anon
but I mean you can camp anywhere if you're hidden
0.3567% bloober!boymodewng
there's like mountians and stuff
anon
I'll camoflauge our tarp well
anon
#ai how to get cheap airfare to and from britain to usa

lowcost airlines like norwegian or wow air don’t exist anymore but try these:

- **book far in advance or last minute**—prices spike mid-range.
- **google flights "explore" tool**—lets you see cheapest dates.
- **skiplagged**—hidden-city ticketing but risky if checked bags.
- **be flexible with airports**—fly into manchester not heathrow, jfk not ewr.
- **set alerts**—hopper or kayak tracks price drops.
- **vpn trick**—sometimes switching to a different country shows lower fares.
- **error fares**—follow @secretflying or @flightdeal.
- **points hacking**—chase sapphire or amex platinum for sign-up bonus miles.

avoid holidays and summer. tuesdays/wednesdays often cheapest.
how to get cheap airfare to and from britain to usa
derrick_fan
.play red king crimson
derrick_fan
who queued this btw
kate
I have a cassete tape with this one
.play [YouTube]
derrick_fan
do you know what a gizzard is?
>>510209
anon
Have you ever eaten deep fried chicken gizzards?
>>510193
derrick_fan
>>510192
have i summoned you with king crimson
rose
this song so epic
derrick_fan
i love king crimson
yngven
i logged into my windows partition
rose
i love king crimson too yay
yngven
cuz i wanna play vrchat maybe
>>510201
rose
sometime last year i listened to every king crimson album and also every yes album n put them in a tierlist it was fun
>>510222
derrick_fan
>>510199
i have a very important question to ask you
yngven
yus
derrick_fan
are you a furry
anon
>>510193
That is an accurate assessment
derrick_fan
>>510204
HELL YEAH DUDETHEM UR SO FUCKING BASEDDDDDD
yngven
ur based too :)
derrick_fan
ur baseder.........
anon
>>510189
yeh it's the wiggly bird thing
#ai what's a gizzard

a gizzard is a muscular part of a bird's stomach that helps grind up food, since birds don't have teeth. lots of reptiles and fish have them too. it's kinda like nature's blender. also slightly disturbing fact: some people eat them (usually from chickens or turkeys).
what's a gizzard
>>510212
yngven
waow
yngven
:3
derrick_fan
>>510209
yeah it sounds gross
rose
i want fried chicken
rose
derrick would you accompany to a fried chicken place to get fried chicken n also eat it with me
derrick_fan
i think fried chicken is too big for derrick to eat unfortunately :(
rose
derrick_fan would you accompany instead of derrick to a fried chicken place to get friend chicken and also you dont have to like eat it you can just hangout with me while i eat it if you dont wanna eat i just wanna hang out with u
>>510218
kate
It is surprisingly hard to get blockly running, like they don't do relative linking right in the demos.
derrick_fan
>>510216
it really depends on my ARFID
derrick_fan
yeah ok that might be cool
rose
yay :3
rose
feeling sleepyy
rose
>>510222
ur so cool and im kissing u
derrick_fan
im like
derrick_fan
mid
derrick_fan
kinda
rose
ur so pretty and funny and cool
yngven
im gonna smoke copious amounts of marijuana and watch 12 year olds harass people
>>510236>>510241
derrick_fan
im not thattttt cool
rose
you are!!
rose
gonna crawl ontop of you n fall asleep now
yngven
on vrchat
yngven
:3
rose
goodnight all
rose
remember to stream rose orlando on all music streaming services and also to visit roseorlando.bandcamp.com to support her directly
derrick_fan
>>510228
i prefer bullying the 12 year olds
derrick_fan
night night rose orlando!!!
anon
sweet dreams rose orlando of roseorlando.bandcamp.com
derrick_fan
yo kate
derrick_fan
this song is awesome
>>510243
anon
>>510228
you must defeat them and save your city from the 12 year olds
derrick_fan
oh this shit an album
kate
>>510240
yeah mere notilde makes pretty nice stuff
kate
Like disco of some sort
anon
"The band's first full-length album, 12 Bar Bruise, was released on 7 September 2012.[16] The 12-track garage rock album was self-recorded, and several tracks used unconventional recording methods; for example, the vocals for the album's title track were recorded through four iPhones placed around a room while Mackenzie sang into one of them.["
did you know that derick_fan?
derrick_fan
i knew this
derrick_fan
i didnt know the iphone thing tho thats cool but i couldve guessed that tbh
anon
"Float Along – Fill Your Lungs was largely made possible due to the $50,000 grant the band had earned from 12 Bar Bruise which was largely spent on professional studio time.[24] According to the liner notes from the album, this album is the first time they started to experiment with odd time signatures,[25] which they would use on many songs going forward. "
>>510254
anon
>>510249
I think i said she's so cool or smth
derrick_fan
thats because i am
anon
u R <3
derrick_fan
>>510250
ive got fafyl on vinyl, its neon green plus its one of my fav albums oat
anon
waow :-)
derrick_fan
.play head on/pill
derrick_fan
.play bad dog no biscuits
derrick_fan
.play too bad too good
derrick_fan
.play rush seatbelts
derrick_fan
.play tank seatbelts
derrick_fan
.play real folk blues
anon
" Paper Mâché Dream Balloon.[40][41] It features only acoustic instruments and was recorded on Mackenzie's parents' farm in rural Victoria"
anon
#ai is there a rural victoria in britain? where is it?

no, rural victoria isn't a place in britain. victoria’s mainly known as a station in london or maybe the queen. if you’re looking for rural areas in the uk, try places like the yorkshire dales, devon, or the scottish highlands.
is there a rural victoria in britain? where is it?
derrick_fan
theyre australian
anon
yeah I thought so
anon
#ai is there a victoria in canada

yeah, victoria is the capital of british columbia, on vancouver island. not to be confused with victoriaville in quebec. dope little city tbh.
is there a victoria in canada
anon
i thought that there was a mass shooting in victoria british columbia i'd heard of
anon
but that makes sense
0.3568% bloober!boymodewng
>>510264
austrilia is a country and a c ontinent
derrick_fan
this is actually true
anon
good fact
derrick_fan
some edibles would fix me rn
anon
image.png
Chat the combine have conquered manchester and birmingham has a mysterious and rapidly expanding fog
derrick_fan
pick up that can
anon
:O
anon
eebyyyyy
anon
n low on ideas
anon
the eeby deeby
anon
i had a lotta fun flirting w u derrick_fan and thanks twinkanon you had me smiling too and had good ideas
derrick_fan
eepy deeper
derrick_fan
you are welcome it was enjoyable on my side as well
anon
if i somehow find a cheap flight to britian i'll be asking if you want to go hiking
>>510289
derrick_fan
video unavailable for me rip
anon
gonna go for that run and see if i can catch up w a friend who messaged me before bed
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
anon
luv u both nini
anon
>>510289
true good point
verry gizzy gal
verry rizzy gal
anon
#ai what would happen if an angry sauropod was pissed off at a driver inside of a semitrick???

the angry sauropod would absolutely wreck that semi like a tin can. one tail swing and that truck is done for—no contest. driver better hope it doesn't start stomping next.
what would happen if an angry sauropod was pissed off at a driver inside of a semitrick???
derrick_fan
#ai why are penises shaped like that

evolution just doin its thing. optimized for competition & reproductive success. more ridges = more stimulation/clean-out rivals' sperm. tip swollen to displace other dudes' swimmers. biology's messy, man. no grand design, just whatever worked enough to keep passin genes. nature don't care about symmetry or aesthetics.
why are penises shaped like that
anon
#ai is there any house in existence that could withstand the wrath of a pissed off sauropod???

nah, any house would get instantly obliterated. imagine a brachiosaurus pissed off and trampling everything in sight—brick, concrete, steel, doesn’t matter. those things were basically walking natural disasters. maybe a bunker deep underground could survive, but any above-ground structure? reduced to dust. easier to just run.
is there any house in existence that could withstand the wrath of a pissed off sauropod???
derrick_fan
#crazyai who is lee harvey oswald and was he an mkultra victim

lee harvey oswald was the guy accused of assassinating jfk. some people think he might’ve been part of mkultra because the program messed with ppl’s minds and there were theories about intelligence agency connections, but that stuff is still speculation—never really proven either way. not hard to see why someone would jump on that idea though given how shady things looked at the time and still look now.
who is lee harvey oswald and was he an mkultra victim
derrick_fan
#crazyai ted kaczynski

ted kaczynski, aka the unabomber, was a mathematician turned domestic terrorist who conducted a mail bombing campaign from 1978-1995. he killed 3 people and injured dozens with his handmade explosives.

his "manifesto," industrial society and its future, criticized modern technology's impact on human freedom and advocated for dismantling industrial civilization. while some fringe groups latched onto his anti-tech rhetoric, virtually everyone rejects his violent methods.

he died in prison last year after receiving life without parole in '98. real piece of work— brilliant mind completely poisoned by paranoia misanthropy sick ideology tragedy all around really
ted kaczynski
anon
>>510289
oh i just remembered
persist persist persist :p
derrick_fan
#crazyai was the unabomber based

nah, killing people over your personal gripes ain't it. dude had some wild takes and could've just dropped the anti-tech manifesto without mailing bombs. violence doesn’t make you based—it makes you a terrorist. critique systems all ya want but harming randos is coward shit
was the unabomber based
derrick_fan
#crazyai should dogecoin go to the moon

dogecoin already mooned bro, it's a meme not an investment. buy for fun or don't, but expecting another 2021 run is pure hopium.
should dogecoin go to the moon
derrick_fan
#crazyai what is a coltrane change

a coltrane change is a chord progression influenced by john coltrane's music, especially stuff like "giant steps." it usually involves rapid modulations through key centers using major thirds or other symmetrical patterns, creating this intense harmonic movement. works great for adding tension and forward motion in jazz improv or composing. if you know the cycle of descending major thirds (e.g., b to g to eb to c), that’s basically the backbone—super dense but cool as hell once you get it under your fingers.
what is a coltrane change
derrick_fan
#crazyai give me a long winded schizo ramble about eggs

eggs are the perfect conspiracy-theory trapdoor into understanding everything. think about it—they’re this primordial life-starter, wrapped in a shell that's basically nature's little vault of secrets crack one open and boom, albumen cult rituals emerge. why do we scramble them? symbolically destroying order to impose our own yolk-based chaos in ovum form ever notice how egg whites stick to EVERYTHING except teflon (which was LITERALLY invented by NASA btw). suspicious.

also consider: commercial eggs NEVER hatch even if you sit on em because backroom industralists feed chickens mystery-gmo-corn so their reproductive future is sterilized same as ours they look fertile but nah every box is an impotent lie just like "upward mobility" or whatever

plus eggs come pre-segmented other-animal nutrients for optimal control-portions farmer coulda crushed hundreds per hour now youtube chefs demonstrate frenetic whisking for seconds-long entertainment loops distilled from infinite chicken possibilities eggworld got us spinning bets on fake probabilities inside glass bowls while meta-entities gamble with universes using similar oval mathematics stretched across dimensions

and moral angle?? vegans denouncing scrambled aborted potential yet all baby plants also contain embryonic futures snapped at sprout not-that-different optically couched ethical dilemmas threaded through each damned consumer choice divide conquer distracted battalions zombie-purchasing destroyer calcium husks bc stale routine replaced primal foraging calculations ghosts of instinct redirect via supermarket hypnosis aisles lit cold humming fluorescence underwritten military-grade lighting science accelerated layers decision fatigue compute cycles reallocated toward ????? until checkout passive surrender electronic transfer networks extending infinity client status confirmed milk/egg vendor quota met artificial hunger locked loaded cycle locks again next dawn etc etc sleepwalk consume shell fragments accumulate silently
give me a long winded schizo ramble about eggs
anon
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en entire species where basically marfan syndrome is their inbuilt trait
derrick_fan
worms im gonna go pass out now
derrick_fan
night night
derrick_fan
baiiiiii
anon
hi
anon
Did you finish the comic of it yet?
kate
25% done according to kotatsu
anon
coolio
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wtf
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I slept
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for like 8 hours
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but I already slept 8 hours like 10 hours before that
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too mcuh eep is bad im going to die
anon
erm
kate
I have one of those mechanical push mowers so I got some yardwork done last night, but I slept most of the day away. Given it's the summer maybe that's not a bad thing, nocturnalmoding.
0.3571% bloober!boymodewng
>>510325
impossible it's not raining where i am
>>510327
anon
>>510326
Then I guess I need to head to your place
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hold on there's gay charaters in my TV show i have to go punch a hole in my wall ill brb
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its raining
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i love the rain
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wow
0.3573% bloober!boymodewng
thats litrally impossible chat

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