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anon
>>510734
Good, because you will not ever be allowed to wear pants ever again
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:333
anon
why do i keep getting discord friend requests from ppl i dont know who share 0 servers or friends with me D:
>>510742
tea
>>510729
makes me think of that post "i dont really get puppygirls because like sure she gets to be a dog and whatever but then what im supposed to fuck... the dog???"
>>510743
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i gotta open my disc
anon
i feel like im being gangstalked
0.3612% bloober!boymodewng
>>510743
I thought that we were falling in love; but we weren't only I was.
>>510745
anon
>>510744
I don't understand, you want to be a mommy dom or what?
anon
i want to write a raunchy story about two partners and one of them is in improv classes and the other is like a terrible actor and they try to do like sex roleplay and the actor partner is always trying to yes-and the non actor and the non actor keeps fucking the scene up because they dont understand improv
>>510750
0.3613% bloober!boymodewng
.play pinegrove the metronome
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-u-
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lol
anon
That's the real twist in the story
anon
Neither of us are actually acting, we want to bang
>>510757
anon
>>510743
i don't like mommy dom idk i don't like women
anon
well i do like women but not romantically
>>510760
tea
oh god not this conversation again
>>510764
anon
women are overrated, men are evil, and enbys are disappeared off somewhere doing their envy stuff
anon
Theres nobody whos worth having any kind of contact with, world is a fuck,
anon
.play Law and Order SVU that means your gay
tea
>>510764
yes we talked all about it earlier today thats why i said it
>>510770
anon
omg how do you guys not know the relationships with women sex with men line thats a classic
anon
>>510766
But technically I am making you my woman anyway, so you are good
anon
too many youngins here now a days
anon
oh sorry
tea
no its just not important
tea
wait lemme find the clip
anon
::autistic eyes
anon
.play Law and Order SVU that means your gay
anon
how is that not on the booru
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stares at u w my autistic eyes
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>>510782
my ex used to spam the photo of this cat to chats
tea
fuck this was not the right clip
anon
>>510786
this is the one you wanted right
anon
How did he not realize that having sex with men makes him gay ???? why did he need Ice T to tell him???
anon
he is a heteroromantic homosexual
anon
autoromantic bisexual, because I am in love with myself and fuck everyone else
nona
oop
anon
labels are a fuck anyways i kinda feel for that guy
nona
sorry
nona
didnt realize it had that
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hug
nona
im sorry if i triggered anyone
>>510803
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isoki i just dunno if they allow uh yk
anon
whatever it was, I didn't see it
tea
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>510809
anon## global mod
that is what op worm gives us in lieu of paychecks
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:)
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rip
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mod worm strike when
nona
ty mod
anon
>>510815
my response to that would be to relentlessly sexually harass him
tea
wait why is it playing again
tea
only play it once idiot
tea
NO
tea
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play only a spoonful
anon
I have petite fours and profiteroles
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:>
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i have brioche w chocolate chips in it in other room
anon
But I cannot eat my sweets
tea
twinkanon do u know how to bake
anon
Yeah, I am alright at it, I try to bake from time to time
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:3
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how were ur things the other day ?
>>510836
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i might make pasta or something again n have either brioche or challah
anon
>>510833
they were good, but I got lazy with trying to make a raspberry creme for the filling, so I just take my profiteroles, cut them in half, stick ice cream in them, then dip in chocolate
>>510838
anon
do you ever type your password in somewhere but then realize you made a mistake midway theough and manage to delete and type it correct even tho u cant see it and feel like a fkn ninja afterwards
tea
YES
tea
u understand me anon
tea
its about the little wins in life
>>510842
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i just use password managers
>>510845
anon
or like if i wash the dishes without getting any drops of water on my shirt. that rly gets me going
tea
>>510843
passward managers are silly because you need a password to unlock them.
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use 2fa codes with an app
>>510858
anon
multiple points of failure is more robust than a single point of failure
>>510854
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not a password
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and multiple points
anon
I was 4fa
anon
If someone wants to log into my gmail account, they have to send a picture of my penis to a google intern
tea
>>510848
depends on what the single point of failure is
SadChan🍉🍉
>>510819
the problem is it makes you fat
SadChan🍉🍉
anythingthat feels good is bad for u.... T_T
anon
>>510847
>figure out 1 password
>steal your phone
>access to literally your entire life
no thanks thats scary
>>510860>>510864
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and also
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codes require a lot more than that if u set it up right
anon
>>510860
but ur phone is ur 2fa, no?
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and its using
anon
>>510864
no i have a different password on all my accounts and also i have 2fa on any that allow it. so any one given password only unlocks one account
>>510868
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i have a code, randomized and like 20 characters for my 2fa code gen
anon
>>510866
All of my passwords are AT LEAST 30 characters, get on my level
>>510871
anon
plus its literally impossible to torture my passwords out of me if i cant even remember them. checkmate
>>510872
tea
many cases where robbers torture passwords out of me
anon
>>510872
yes any day now my life is going to become a spy movie. im sure of it
tea
by the way im hating but i use a password manager to be clear
anon
>>510871
I actually have an insane bonkers password system for making passwords that I can easily memorize but that are like 30+ characters of complete gibberish with every single kind of character
>>510878
anon
literally just phrases
anon
phrases is the secret
anon
think ab how well you know really long phrases like the pledge of allegiance or whatever
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or just cipher it
anon
#ai you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

ohhhhhh yeah brother, stepping into the hulkhoganoids' homeland is like walking into a 24/7 wrestling promo bathed in neon spandex and mustache wax. first thing you notice—every single sound is either a throaty "brother" or the distant flexing of overly oiled biceps. the air smells like protein shakes and axe body spray, no escape.

the town square is just a giant steel cage, brother. no shops, no cafes, just one eternal cage match where hulkhoganoids take turns slamming each other while the crowd chants about prayers and vitamins. nobody actually wins or loses, the whole thing is an endless loop of bodyslams and finger-pointing at the heavens.

their houses are all shaped like wrestling belts, dude. front lawn? turned into a foam pit where they practice their elbow drops on lawn ornaments. mailboxes are just tiny replicas of the hulkster’s bandana. you try to ask for directions and they just flex at you until you start talking about the "immortal power of hustle, loyalty, and respect," brother.

food? forget it. every meal is raw eggs blended with testosterone and a side of rusty nails for "micronutrients." saw one try to eat a steak—just flexed at it until it turned into jerky. the cafes play nothing but 80s synth wrestlemania themes on loop, volume cranked to "earbleed."

religion? they worship two things: a throne made of folding chairs and a holy scripture that’s just 500 pages of "whatcha gonna do" in comic sans. temples are all ripped turnbuckles stacked into pyramids. their priests? just dudes in aviators whispering "train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins" like it’s a prophecy.

month in, you start dreaming in bandanas. the sun here doesn’t set—it just fades into a spotlight pointed at a big golden hulkhoganoid statue that tears its shirt off every hour on the hour. tried to leave once, but the airport was just a bunch of them stacked into a human ladder yelling "fly high, brother" at departing planes.

11/10, would lose hearing from steroid-induced yelling again.
you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see
anon
thats like hundreds of chars
anon
just pick 30 char phrases theyre really easy to remember and basically uncrackable
>>510888
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>>510886
the point is to not have recognizable words if u want it fully gibberish
>>510889
anon
>>510888
okay but wordbanks only really work if you only use one word. once you're at like 6 words statistics is still back on your side
anon
i saw the poster on sushichan posting
>>510898
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might make chimchen alfredo
>>510899
anon
i mean the creator
anon
>>510895
chicken alfredo is pretty good
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ah
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i havent used sushichan in a few yrs
anon
like 30 chars of gibberish = 100ish^30 iterations one for each char. 5 words lowers your exponent a lot conpared to letters but the base gets so high because theres so many possible words that the final number gets rly high again
>>510915>>510905
anon
>>510898
creator of that specific kind of glegle art
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yeah ikl
anon
>>510902
You don't know that I also use every character on the keyboard + case
>>510907
0.3615% bloober!boymodewng
.play he man hey ya
anon
>>510907
And then I write it down anyway so if someone gets my notebook I am fucked
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-w-
anon
Just kidding, the notebook is the uncyphered stuff
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yea
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all my notes are written in non latin alphabets
anon
If the phrase has 6 words its back to the same chance for a wordbank
anon
My anons how would you react if you were on a bus and it bnroke down in a town full of hulk hogan clones called hulkhoganoids?
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>>510913
they do this to try and change ur recommended
anon
>>510919
look im not good at math but its the same kinda ballpark innit
tea
100^30 = 10,000^15 = 1,000,000^10. 1,000,000^10 > 200,000^6 by a lot.
>>510927
anon
>>510913
They do this because they know we all secretly watch cocomelon
>>510935
anon
>>510924
second base should be 200,000 thats english (800k) minus all the fake words nobody uses (75%)
>>510931
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i wanna get the cod mw 2019 cd key but i dont have money on debit rn sigh
SadChan🍉🍉
.play the stranglers golden brown
anon
>>510931
whatever its still a big number plus u should be modifying the words a bit like capitalizing some. just bc its a prase doesnt mean you dont get to do other gibberish options
>>510937
anon
alright now I do gotta sleep
anon
>>510935
literally me when I watch cocomelon for six hours straight, forget every moment of it, black out, and wake up covered in my own drool singing baby shark
tea
>>510933
oh i didnt read what the math is for i have no clue what the numbers were meant to represent i only saw the "100^30 = 200,000^6" part
>>510938
nona
just heard someone call their butthole a log cutter
>>510940
anon
I just think phrases are a good way to make long passwords
anon
>>510942
I wouldn't have to deduce your password, I could just tease it out of you
>>510946
0.3616% bloober!boymodewng
>>510942
your password is obviously tea123
SadChan🍉🍉
I have an 18 character password
SadChan🍉🍉
with variations for every website
anon
>>510946
I know exactly how I could get you to tell me your passwords if I could put my hands on you
>>510965
SadChan🍉🍉
>>510947
JK! ur brain mass is being repurposed to mine Torture Coin
tea
my password is 30 characters
>>510953
anon
>>510951
changes nothing, you will be telling me them regardless
anon
WOAH WOAH WHY DID YOU POST MY PASSWORD???????
tea
sorry twinkanon
anon
the superior version passw3rd123
anon
Nobody willl ever figure that out
tea
unfortunately the geneva conventions forbid this password
anon
They banned leetspeak.....
tea
LOL yup that's what happened. they banned genocides against ethnicities and leetspeak all in one go.
>>510964
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1-141-14 637 0VVn3[)
anon
>>510962
Actually the main focus was on banning leetspeak, the whole "no killing civilians" BS was just a side effect.
anon
Incorrect
anon
I would be banned for sharing my advanced interrogation techniques
anon
how do you make it so that someone keeps a secret for you but will only give it to you when you're not under duress
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anon
>>510969
I gotta sleep soon, but I know exactly what you mean by playing chess.....
tea
it was a joke i gotta clean my kitchen
anon
Would hornypost at you in the lichess chat
anon
And explain how I would secure your passwords while also obtaining a significant advantage
tea
lol
anon
because the only time I won against you is when I was sexually harassing you the whole time
tea
>>510970
"can you keep this secret and only give it to me when i am not under duress?"
>>510978
anon
>>510977
but the attacker will tell you to tell that person you're not under duress
tea
but???? they are not stupid?
tea
if ur like with an attacker
anon
>>510970
This sounds like a bizarre game theory problem that is going to be an analogy for a cybersecurity concept and I fucking HATE THOSE
>>510987
tea
if there's a guy with a knife to ur throat
tea
"im not under duress"
tea
they will just not believe you LOL
>>510988
anon
they can also put that person under duress also to force them to give the secret. is there another way besides one person keeping a secret for you that can be attacked like that
>>510991
tea
>>510981
oooo you will coordinate with another general to attack a kingdom in the middle of a valley
>>510989
0.3617% bloober!boymodewng
>>510984
i would believe them
::gigastacy
anon
>>510987
My plan would be to ignore communication, if they are a general like me, they will agree to just ball out
anon
It won't be necessary to confirm because we would both attack immediately
anon
>>510991
they can torture you to find out your scheme and also torture anyone else also involved
tea
?? then there's no way
tea
wait there is
tea
use some bullshit proof of work verification
tea
make it so that to access the secret you need to do a lot of computation
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o-o
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im sure it exists
tea
and then the attacker would have to wait too long
tea
and due to this, by the time they got the password, surely you would no longer be under duress
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i mean theres better ways to implement that
anon
i was hoping there can be some security company that can do this for you and their staff would be protected from kidnapping and torture
>>511005
tea
you said they can torture you and anyone involved
>>511008
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>>511003
there are methods and companies that provide such things, plus kidnapping and terrorism insurance
anon
>>511004
true, but an organization with private security would deter many people. but not all, i guess
tea
the thing is, whatever you can do to access the password, the attacker would also potentially be able to force you to do if they were strong enough. this is why op sec is important, because no matter how good your security system is, it's only as secure as you are irl
>>511012
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why do we have a confederate boymoder image
>>511011
anon
>>511009
i wonder how microsoft protects the windows update signing keys from people who would torture them for it
tea
encrypt them probably and regularly rotate
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also have phrases that you have to use in case of kidnapping for deressed phone calls etc
tea
indiana is so me
tea
i drank coffee today and it was so weird
tea
it was like espresso but less flavor
0.3618% bloober!boymodewng
>>511020
lmao imagine being a water drinker
tea
what do u drink bloober
0.3619% bloober!boymodewng
fireball
anon
i stopped drinking coca cola because my teeth were being rotted
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>>511028
hehe
i hab lots of pics n edits saved from thats
nona
i love hooti so much he is epic
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:3
anon
#smartai how would people react to a woman who walks around in public, calling everyone a candyass, while she flexes her biceps and brags about how good she is at the shooting range every day???

People’s reactions to such a woman would likely vary based on cultural context, social norms, and individual dispositions—but generally speaking, her behavior would elicit strong responses ranging from amusement to irritation. Here’s a breakdown of probable societal reactions:

### **1. Immediate Social Perception: Attention-Seeking or Performance Art**
- Many would perceive her as deliberately provocative or eccentric, possibly assuming she is engaging in performance art (à la *Andy Kaufman*), trolling for attention, or promoting some niche persona (e.g., an exaggerated parody of hypermasculinity).
- In urban settings with high tolerance for oddity (e.g., NYC’s East Village), she might be dismissed as just another street character. In more conservative areas, disapproval could be swift.

### **2. Psychological Interpretation: Overcompensation & Signaling Dominance**
- Flexing while boasting about marksmanship reads like dominance posturing—a trait often scrutinized when displayed by women due to gendered behavioral expectations. Some might interpret it as overcompensating for insecurity (*"inverse Napoleon complex"*), while others may see it as intentional defiance of gender norms.
- Evolutionary psychology suggests that overt physical bravado typically signals mating competitiveness—but since female aggression isn't culturally coded the same way male aggression is, observers may struggle to categorize her motives cleanly.

### **3. Legal & Social Consequences: Escalation Risks**
- Repeated public antagonism (*"candyass"*) risks confrontation; eventually someone will take offense and retaliate verbally or physically—especially if alcohol is involved in nightlife districts.
- Law enforcement might intervene under disorderly conduct statutes if complaints arise about harassment/intimidation via aggressive posturing.

### **4. Subcultural Reception: Potential Niche Appreciation**
- Gun enthusiasts at ranges might applaud her confidence initially but grow weary if perceived as obnoxious rather than skilled ("*empty cans rattle loudest*").
- Certain feminist circles could either critique her mimicry of toxic masculinity or celebrate it as subversive satire (**if framed intentionally so**).

### **5 Long-Term Societal Labeling:** Pathologization vs Folkloric Status
- If persistent enough without clear satirical framing? She becomes local legend (*Florida Woman archetype*)—or gets pathologized ("histrionic traits," "narcissistic supply-seeking").

In essence: Reactions split between those who find absurdist humor in performative machismo inverted by gender…and those repelled by unsolicited hostility wrapped in muscle-flexing theatrics.*
how would people react to a woman who walks around in public, calling everyone a candyass, while she flexes her biceps and brags about how good she is at the shooting range every day???
nona
me
nona
everytime i shoot i get compliments
anon
#smartai if a transfem becomes completely passable after ffs amd electrolysis, is it safe for her to walk alone past drunk men calling them candyasses???

This is a complex question that intersects issues of gender presentation, personal safety, and social dynamics. Let me analyze it carefully:

1) **Passing Privilege vs Safety**: While achieving "passability" through facial feminization surgery (FFS) and electrolysis may reduce immediate recognition as transgender, no marginalized group - including cisgender women - has guaranteed safety when confronting intoxicated aggressors. Passing does not confer immunity from violence.

2) **Risk Assessment Factors**:
- Intoxication lowers inhibitions and increases unpredictable behavior
- Group dynamics among drunk men often escalate bravado/aggression
- Nighttime/solitary situations multiply risks
- Many violent incidents against trans women occur precisely when they're perceived as passing but then "discovered"

3) **Behavioral Considerations**:
Engaging with hostile strangers ("candyass" retorts etc.) represents what security professionals call an *escalation pathway* rather than de-escalation strategy. Even for physically imposing individuals (cis or trans), verbal confrontations with intoxicated groups are statistically dangerous.

4) **Intersectional Realities**:
Transfeminine individuals face disproportionate violence (1 in 4 experience assault per UCLA Williams Institute). The CDC notes alcohol involvement in ~50% of violent crimes. Compound these probabilities...

5) **Practical Wisdom**:
Safety protocols would suggest:
- Avoiding unnecessary engagement
- Maintaining situational awareness
- Having exit strategies
- Potentially carrying deterrents where legal

While autonomy matters profoundly, prudence suggests that *no one's* appearance makes risky interactions truly "safe." As Sun Tzu observed millennia ago: "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." Applied here—the wisest victory is avoiding dangerous encounters altogether.

Would you like me to elaborate on any particular aspect of this analysis?
if a transfem becomes completely passable after ffs amd electrolysis, is it safe for her to walk alone past drunk men calling them candyasses???
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testing smth
::class of
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ok
tea
i wonder what the most important mechanism is for keeping me alive
tea
like i could probably survive quite a few minutes without a kidney
anon
wish there was more "emo punk" if that makes sense
like i know emo came out of punk but it kinda seperated from it quite a bit
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i mean
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theres plenty of inbetween but i feel theyll just id as punk
anon
I wish I was a cis woman, so I could lip synch to a recorded with tough guys like in that video, just to like, make people shocked and confused.
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.play idles colossus
anon
I love when he asks for meatball sammitches btw lmao
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.play idles mother
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god who the fuck what are the two guys in the corner
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i do not like the energy of god bless america and
>>511081
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is that a 1776 shirt
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oh i just noticed the black american flag in the bg too
tea
its like the USA but its black and white
nona
black american flag
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its used by a lot of right wingers and cops
tea
nah they usually use specifically the one with the fuckin blue line
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ik
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but it is used by them
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its used more by them than those ive seen on the left
tea
i dont know if people on the left are really very patriotic
>>511070
anon
weird because i associate black with anarchy but i guess there's no way to have that work with the american flag lol
>>511069
0.3620% bloober!boymodewng
>>511067
how do you say patriotic
0.3621% bloober!boymodewng
do you say it like pay-triotic or pat-triotic
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paytriotic
anon
it is sow eweird btw how this guy is so mad when told he is NOT going to jail
anon
They keep saying he is NOT going to jail so why is he so mad?
>>511079
tea
>>511077
cuz the bill is big i think? idk i cant really hear it the audio balancing by these dipshits is horrible
anon
>>511074
bruh now i'm imagining some hardcore punk-style track with a singer screaming about supporting the troops and police lul that's funny to me
>>511101>>511083
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>>511076
i hab the uncropped vers somewhere..
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>>511080
i was reminded of how corporate avenger has a song called i dont fault the police recently
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.play corporate avenger FBI file
anon
idk who that is
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youll see
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ugh i forgot to bring my water into my office
anon
your office?
anon
are you shitposting to us through some work computer in a fancy outfit?
>>511091>>511093
tea
good luck saeki
tea
>>511089
i was sending messages on this site while in a law office beside someone giving oral arguments to the superior court against johnson & johnson
0.3622% bloober!boymodewng
>superior court
>>511094
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>>511089
im in a small room where i live with a desk that isnt my room
>>511095
anon
>>511093
that's fair, i like to call my room "the office" because it has a desk and a fan and that kind of name sounds comfy
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i have 3 desks in my room
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i need to section off my room its too big in ways
tea
>>511096
if u look closely you will notice the girl who is patting her head has the lesbian flag for her sleeve
>>511102
anon
>>511080
I have the most gatekeepy attitude when it comes to this stuff tho like I don't consider Marxism to be punk or anything lul idk
>>511103
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>>511101
marxism isnt inherently punk and often isnt
anon
i know punk is kinda dead tbf
sæкі
lot of an issue w the people IDing as marxists more so than the ideas and analytical tools for capitalism, though
sæкі
its more politically nerdy than politically punk
anon
i mean i guess punk has a strong do it yourself and anti-authority thing that doesn't really work with Marxism
anon
because they're super focused on le revolution and stuff
tea
silly marxists dont they know that without competition no innovation would come
sæкі
punk was anarchist politically from the early periods, and such, with the DIY and so on but yeah its hard to get them to mesh together w marxism, even though there are anarchists who identify as marxists, but thats a whole thing
>>511116
tea
WAOW so many ones
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gn tea
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goodnitea
anon
>>511110
Yeah
Also gn tea
I know I complain about Marxists quite a bit, it's kinda just because anarchists are expected to fall in line and agree with Marxists on everything so it feels refreshing to be like "fuck you" to them when I obviously have different values
Maybe I'm being stupid lol
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they expect you to side with them, and if you dont then well uh
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youre a counterrevolutionary yadda yadda
>>511120
tea
someone said that i deserve to be killed but only in like 30 years because my political takes aren't that bad
>>511124
tea
that made me blush
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>>511120
the point is that they see you as standing in the way of their 'revolution' and can therefore kill or imprison you
>>511128
anon
>>511119
Marxists often talk to me like this, very violently for some reason
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in the case of a vanguard
anon
Vanguardism is inherent to Marxism tbf
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yeah
anon
people like to say vanguardism was Lenin's thing, specifically with the so called "Libertarian Marxists"
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i like platformism okay but meh
anon
but vanguardism is literally in the communist manifesto
anon
it's in the second chapter
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yea
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i own a copy for the joke i found like a decade ago
anon
lol noice

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