why do i keep getting discord friend requests from ppl i dont know who share 0 servers or friends with me D:

i feel like im being gangstalked

i want to write a raunchy story about two partners and one of them is in improv classes and the other is like a terrible actor and they try to do like sex roleplay and the actor partner is always trying to yes-and the non actor and the non actor keeps fucking the scene up because they dont understand improv

>>510750
which one is which

women are overrated, men are evil, and enbys are disappeared off somewhere doing their envy stuff

Theres nobody whos worth having any kind of contact with, world is a fuck,

omg how do you guys not know the relationships with women sex with men line thats a classic

too many youngins here now a days

::autistic eyes

how is that not on the booru

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>>510786
this is the one you wanted right

he is a heteroromantic homosexual

labels are a fuck anyways i kinda feel for that guy

do you ever type your password in somewhere but then realize you made a mistake midway theough and manage to delete and type it correct even tho u cant see it and feel like a fkn ninja afterwards

>>510841
YEAH

or like if i wash the dishes without getting any drops of water on my shirt. that rly gets me going

multiple points of failure is more robust than a single point of failure

>>510847
>figure out 1 password
>steal your phone
>access to literally your entire life
no thanks thats scary

>>510860
but ur phone is ur 2fa, no?

>>510864
no i have a different password on all my accounts and also i have 2fa on any that allow it. so any one given password only unlocks one account

plus its literally impossible to torture my passwords out of me if i cant even remember them. checkmate

>>510872
yes any day now my life is going to become a spy movie. im sure of it

literally just phrases

phrases is the secret

think ab how well you know really long phrases like the pledge of allegiance or whatever

#ai you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

ohhhhhh yeah brother, stepping into the hulkhoganoids' homeland is like walking into a 24/7 wrestling promo bathed in neon spandex and mustache wax. first thing you notice—every single sound is either a throaty "brother" or the distant flexing of overly oiled biceps. the air smells like protein shakes and axe body spray, no escape.

the town square is just a giant steel cage, brother. no shops, no cafes, just one eternal cage match where hulkhoganoids take turns slamming each other while the crowd chants about prayers and vitamins. nobody actually wins or loses, the whole thing is an endless loop of bodyslams and finger-pointing at the heavens.

their houses are all shaped like wrestling belts, dude. front lawn? turned into a foam pit where they practice their elbow drops on lawn ornaments. mailboxes are just tiny replicas of the hulkster’s bandana. you try to ask for directions and they just flex at you until you start talking about the "immortal power of hustle, loyalty, and respect," brother.

food? forget it. every meal is raw eggs blended with testosterone and a side of rusty nails for "micronutrients." saw one try to eat a steak—just flexed at it until it turned into jerky. the cafes play nothing but 80s synth wrestlemania themes on loop, volume cranked to "earbleed."

religion? they worship two things: a throne made of folding chairs and a holy scripture that’s just 500 pages of "whatcha gonna do" in comic sans. temples are all ripped turnbuckles stacked into pyramids. their priests? just dudes in aviators whispering "train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins" like it’s a prophecy.

month in, you start dreaming in bandanas. the sun here doesn’t set—it just fades into a spotlight pointed at a big golden hulkhoganoid statue that tears its shirt off every hour on the hour. tried to leave once, but the airport was just a bunch of them stacked into a human ladder yelling "fly high, brother" at departing planes.

11/10, would lose hearing from steroid-induced yelling again. you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

thats like hundreds of chars

just pick 30 char phrases theyre really easy to remember and basically uncrackable

>>510888
okay but wordbanks only really work if you only use one word. once you're at like 6 words statistics is still back on your side

like 30 chars of gibberish = 100ish^30 iterations one for each char. 5 words lowers your exponent a lot conpared to letters but the base gets so high because theres so many possible words that the final number gets rly high again

>>510902
ye just napkin math but 100^30 = 200,000^6

If the phrase has 6 words its back to the same chance for a wordbank

My anons how would you react if you were on a bus and it bnroke down in a town full of hulk hogan clones called hulkhoganoids?

>>510919
look im not good at math but its the same kinda ballpark innit

>>510924
second base should be 200,000 thats english (800k) minus all the fake words nobody uses (75%)

>>510928
#brody

>>510931
whatever its still a big number plus u should be modifying the words a bit like capitalizing some. just bc its a prase doesnt mean you dont get to do other gibberish options

>>510937
idek lmao

I just think phrases are a good way to make long passwords

how do you make it so that someone keeps a secret for you but will only give it to you when you're not under duress

>>510977
but the attacker will tell you to tell that person you're not under duress

they can also put that person under duress also to force them to give the secret. is there another way besides one person keeping a secret for you that can be attacked like that

>>510991
they can torture you to find out your scheme and also torture anyone else also involved

i was hoping there can be some security company that can do this for you and their staff would be protected from kidnapping and torture

>>511004
true, but an organization with private security would deter many people. but not all, i guess

>>511009
i wonder how microsoft protects the windows update signing keys from people who would torture them for it

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i stopped drinking coca cola because my teeth were being rotted

#smartai how would people react to a woman who walks around in public, calling everyone a candyass, while she flexes her biceps and brags about how good she is at the shooting range every day???

People’s reactions to such a woman would likely vary based on cultural context, social norms, and individual dispositions—but generally speaking, her behavior would elicit strong responses ranging from amusement to irritation. Here’s a breakdown of probable societal reactions:

### **1. Immediate Social Perception: Attention-Seeking or Performance Art**
- Many would perceive her as deliberately provocative or eccentric, possibly assuming she is engaging in performance art (à la *Andy Kaufman*), trolling for attention, or promoting some niche persona (e.g., an exaggerated parody of hypermasculinity).
- In urban settings with high tolerance for oddity (e.g., NYC’s East Village), she might be dismissed as just another street character. In more conservative areas, disapproval could be swift.

### **2. Psychological Interpretation: Overcompensation & Signaling Dominance**
- Flexing while boasting about marksmanship reads like dominance posturing—a trait often scrutinized when displayed by women due to gendered behavioral expectations. Some might interpret it as overcompensating for insecurity (*"inverse Napoleon complex"*), while others may see it as intentional defiance of gender norms.
- Evolutionary psychology suggests that overt physical bravado typically signals mating competitiveness—but since female aggression isn't culturally coded the same way male aggression is, observers may struggle to categorize her motives cleanly.

### **3. Legal & Social Consequences: Escalation Risks**
- Repeated public antagonism (*"candyass"*) risks confrontation; eventually someone will take offense and retaliate verbally or physically—especially if alcohol is involved in nightlife districts.
- Law enforcement might intervene under disorderly conduct statutes if complaints arise about harassment/intimidation via aggressive posturing.

### **4. Subcultural Reception: Potential Niche Appreciation**
- Gun enthusiasts at ranges might applaud her confidence initially but grow weary if perceived as obnoxious rather than skilled ("*empty cans rattle loudest*").
- Certain feminist circles could either critique her mimicry of toxic masculinity or celebrate it as subversive satire (**if framed intentionally so**).

### **5 Long-Term Societal Labeling:** Pathologization vs Folkloric Status
- If persistent enough without clear satirical framing? She becomes local legend (*Florida Woman archetype*)—or gets pathologized ("histrionic traits," "narcissistic supply-seeking").

In essence: Reactions split between those who find absurdist humor in performative machismo inverted by gender…and those repelled by unsolicited hostility wrapped in muscle-flexing theatrics.* how would people react to a woman who walks around in public, calling everyone a candyass, while she flexes her biceps and brags about how good she is at the shooting range every day???

#smartai if a transfem becomes completely passable after ffs amd electrolysis, is it safe for her to walk alone past drunk men calling them candyasses???

This is a complex question that intersects issues of gender presentation, personal safety, and social dynamics. Let me analyze it carefully:

1) **Passing Privilege vs Safety**: While achieving "passability" through facial feminization surgery (FFS) and electrolysis may reduce immediate recognition as transgender, no marginalized group - including cisgender women - has guaranteed safety when confronting intoxicated aggressors. Passing does not confer immunity from violence.

2) **Risk Assessment Factors**:
- Intoxication lowers inhibitions and increases unpredictable behavior
- Group dynamics among drunk men often escalate bravado/aggression
- Nighttime/solitary situations multiply risks
- Many violent incidents against trans women occur precisely when they're perceived as passing but then "discovered"

3) **Behavioral Considerations**:
Engaging with hostile strangers ("candyass" retorts etc.) represents what security professionals call an *escalation pathway* rather than de-escalation strategy. Even for physically imposing individuals (cis or trans), verbal confrontations with intoxicated groups are statistically dangerous.

4) **Intersectional Realities**:
Transfeminine individuals face disproportionate violence (1 in 4 experience assault per UCLA Williams Institute). The CDC notes alcohol involvement in ~50% of violent crimes. Compound these probabilities...

5) **Practical Wisdom**:
Safety protocols would suggest:
- Avoiding unnecessary engagement
- Maintaining situational awareness
- Having exit strategies
- Potentially carrying deterrents where legal

While autonomy matters profoundly, prudence suggests that *no one's* appearance makes risky interactions truly "safe." As Sun Tzu observed millennia ago: "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." Applied here—the wisest victory is avoiding dangerous encounters altogether.

Would you like me to elaborate on any particular aspect of this analysis? if a transfem becomes completely passable after ffs amd electrolysis, is it safe for her to walk alone past drunk men calling them candyasses???

I wish I was a cis woman, so I could lip synch to a recorded with tough guys like in that video, just to like, make people shocked and confused.

I love when he asks for meatball sammitches btw lmao

it is sow eweird btw how this guy is so mad when told he is NOT going to jail

They keep saying he is NOT going to jail so why is he so mad?

>>511055
me neither lma