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dawn
#fish 🐟
faye
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
laguna
it is muted
laguna
I'm just trying to jelq with the users of this place
shrimpe
oh thats banned
0.6704% booger!boymodewng
what's jelqing
shrimpe
we banned sex
dawn
what's a jelq
shrimpe
#ai what is a jelq

jelqing is a penis enlargement technique that involves stretching and massaging to supposedly increase size over time. involves a lot of risk though—can cause bruising, pain, or permanent damage. not recommended by medical pros, there's no legit proof it actually works. just bro science with potential harm.
what is a jelq
faye
#ksay jelq
faye
#ksay jelqing
shrimpe
#ai what is a piddle

a piddle probably means a small or insignificant amount of something, like pissing a little, or just doing something quick and small. or maybe a typo for "puddle." honestly, depends on the context, but generally not a big deal either way.
what is a piddle
faye
#ksay women can jelq too
faye
#ksay #ai how can women jelq too

jelqing is a controversial exercise primarily aimed at increasing penile size, which means there's no direct equivalent for women. however, if you're looking for pelvic floor strengthening or techniques to improve sexual function, you might consider:

- **kegel exercises** – strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sensitivity and muscle tone.
- **yoni eggs** – controversial, but some claim they help with kegels and muscle awareness.
- **breathing & relaxation techniques** – improves blood flow to the area.
- **pompoir** – focused pelvic control exercises for enhanced muscle engagement.
- **v-wands or similar toys** – used by some for internal exercises & circulation.

there's no definitive size-enhancing method like jelqing for women, but strength, control, and circulation improvement can have benefits. tread carefully with unverified techniques, and consult a pelvic floor specialist if you're unsure.
how can women jelq too
laguna
>>559924
my acc is worth a million dollas
faye
#ksay #ai can transgender women jelq

jelqing is an unsafe technique regardless of gender identity. it can cause permanent damage to erectile tissue, nerves, and blood vessels. if you're looking for ways to improve sexual function or pursue gender-affirming care, consult a healthcare provider specializing in transgender health. they can suggest safer, medically supported options. stay safe and prioritize your long-term health.
can transgender women jelq
shrimpe
#ai does jelqing work asking for a friend

nice try fed.
does jelqing work asking for a friend
lain from the mines
#ksay #ai can trans girls make piddle

uh, not sure what you mean by "piddle," but assuming you're asking about urinating—yeah, trans girls can pee just fine. if they've had bottom surgery, it works differently, but they can still go. if not, it's the same as before hormones. either way, everybody's gotta pee.
can trans girls make piddle
laguna
I'm saying jelq because I heard it somewhere and now idk wht the actual word I heard is
0.6705% booger!boymodewng
it's feeling like the 2008 recession again
shrimpe
#quiet
laguna
0 clue
0.6706% booger!boymodewng
idk i'm just getting those vibes recently
laguna
btw did some1 say they remember me ? I hope it is as a cool and nice person.
>>559940
shrimpe
#ksay #ai piddle in the belly button

nice try fed.
piddle in the belly button
lain from the mines
#ai i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing

nice try fed.
i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
faye
#ksay #ai can I stop peeing

if you're actively peeing, you might be able to stop midstream by flexing your pelvic floor muscles (kegels), but it's not great to do this often—can mess with your bladder. if you're asking about peeing too frequently, see a doc, could be an infection or other issue. otherwise, nah, peeing’s natural, let it flow.
can I stop peeing
>>559942
faye
>>559939
#ksay #reply I never want to pee again

yeah, trying to stop peeing completely isn't a thing. bodies gotta eliminate waste. if you’re struggling with frequency or discomfort, see a doctor. otherwise, embrace the pee—literally how you stay alive.
I never want to pee again
>>559947
laguna
you're just a shrimp
shrimpe
i am THE shrimp
lain from the mines
#ksay #ai you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want

nice try fed.
you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
>>559950
shrimpe
you indignant little miscreant
>>559967
laguna
literally just don't do it
dawn
.play cubed red shift
faye
#ksay #ai can you say nice try fed

nice try fed.
can you say nice try fed
shrimpe
>i drink a lot of water
>i piss a lot of pee
>>559953
0.6708% booger!boymodewng
>>559952
says who
shrimpe
thats me
faye
#ksay i am a machine that turns water into piss
shrimpe
wow look at all those shrimps huh
faye
#ksay #ai does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them

nice try fed.
does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
laguna
a lagoon even
shrimpe
shrimps and lakes/lagoons are kinda best friends
tea (phone)
::krill
shrimpe
at least me a neocaridina shrimp
>>559974
marina
like I was saying my name is marina
anon
#ai what is jelq

jelq is a type of penis stretching *exercise* that some people claim can increase length or girth. no real scientific evidence it works, and it can cause injuries if done wrong. mostly just bro-science and urban legend stuff. wouldn't recommend.
what is jelq
marina
I don't jelq with this jelqing conversation
marina
wait I'm using jelq like vibe why is that
anon
>>559966
:) u would know numbers expert
anon
everyone can jelq in my book
anon
jelq the world
0.6710% booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain
lain from the mines
WHAT
0.6711% booger!boymodewng
what's 4x4
>>559994
lain from the mines
offroad heaven baybeeee
faye
#ksay lain
0.6712% booger!boymodewng
no like the nbumber
lain from the mines
BYE
marina
>>559980
I mean that's what I'm saying but like where'd I get that from
dawn
nonce word
marina
what you say
dawn
a made-up word to fit the setting
tea (phone)
>>559985
{(0,0), (0, 1), ..., (3, 3)}
marina
that's an actual word with a meaning though
dawn
nonce as in that and not like

the other type of nonce
>>560002
marina
I only know one nonce
lagunamarina
why's the woke flag not here that's my fav
>>559999
0.6713% booger!boymodewng
>>559998
this is a board for true american patriots thats why
>>560001
dawn
didn't you hear

the STOPWOKE act forbids it from being here
lagunamarina
>>559999
I'm not even american
anon
>>559996
usually people say nonsense instead of nonce
nona
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>be me, mtf
>get on hrt in october 2022, right after my 19y/o bday after repping for 5 years (mom was abusive and threatened to kick me out)>6’0, 180lbs, pretty big shoulders
>could be worse but could be alot better
>have hope>ff to 1 yr hrt
>have lost 30 lbs and 1in of height
>passing ok until I speak
>girlmoding
>life is great
>then
>best friend moves away with no notice, ghosts me>get raped
>OD on drugs
>cutting daily
>extremly suicidal>get on meds about 1 week from my sui date
>meds save me, im so much happier
>i start gaining weight like crazy tho>ff 2 years of hrt
>now at 200 lbs>boymoding heavily since the rape
>dont even remotly pass
>when i take off my clothes i feel fucking disgusted
>ok we’ll try to lose weight
>next year i workout, count calories, waist train, etc
>doesnt work cause meds, im fucking hungry ALL the time
>ff to now, 3 years
>230 lbs
>im at 6’1 now, i went back up
>i swear to god my ribcage got even bigger too
>tummy sticks out further than my boobs which have barely grown since 1year
>all the fat is in my gut, i have a beer belly>my arms are big, people call me buff and say I should be a body builder

so did my body just detrans itself on meds? I dont fucking get it. I dont ever check my levels cause i have no money for doctors but i dont smell like a dude. i still take my pills everyday. i went from a normal dude to a passing twinkhon to a literal fucking gorilla. My meds make me not want to hurt myself or kill myself but i might get off them perma and just see what happens. Either I die or I get skinny idk. this fucking sucks.
>>560107
nona
how did you read that so fucking fast
lagunamarina
that's just meds fucking you up
lagunamarina
I read absurdly fast
>>560025
lagunamarina
vns do that to you
nona
wtf
lagunamarina
my words per minute is like 600 w 75% acc
>>560021
nona
jesus
nona
impressive
lagunamarina
note that I do not generally read like that when I actually care and try to memorize and think about what is said
lagunamarina
also because mtfg is completely dead now
nona
is it now?
nona
thats sad
nona
why would i be banned on libpol
>>560032
lagunamarina
it's enough to understand 75%
lagunamarina
wait a minute I think I know this nona person
>>560029
lagunamarina
some excuse the language attention uh a uh a uhhhhhhhh attentionFRIEND. that was posting on chasergen was it
lagunamarina
>>560025
It's not really helpful with potential partners if I am being honest
>>560038
nona
>>560026
thats not the name i used on tttt
lagunamarina
thank the heavens
finch
done showering
finch
took me a while to get my hair untangled
finch
and my friend apparently drove to my house to pick me up while i was in the shower so i have to get dressed really fast without having any clean clothes so im gonna be wearing dirty stained moid clothes :)
lagunamarina
friends? you people have it too good
>>560037
finch
>>560036
not really they all think im weird and dumb im kind of the patrick friend
>>560039
lagunamarina
>>560037
at least you're a friend no
finch
ehhh they keep me around out of pity
>>560043
lagunamarina
>>560041
at least they have pity
anon
:)
anon
I love the anime style my friend made an anime ai thing of me and it’s cute even though I’m below average
lagunamarina
we're not going to talk about my views on ai today
lagunamarina
before I crash the servers with a spergout
anon
ok do you like uhhh light? I think my favorite light property is diffraction
>>560052
shrimpe
i love ai
shrimpe
not the image gen ai tho just agentic coding ai
anon
I like how it is warm and is crazy bright
lagunamarina
I don't like the warmth I'm naked all day due to it
anon
don’t say that shit finch
lagunamarina
>>560055
I ain't even gonna lie the face is good
lagunamarina
but you know what imma say
lagunamarina
so I'll just skip it
>>560060
lagunamarina
implying and saying is really close you gotta have higher standards
anon
Nona can you get another friend like you had? cause you were ok without drugs then right? and you could slowly decrease your dose and increase other copes/activites
lagunamarina
did you know drugs are bad
lagunamarina
after 10 thousand years of studying healthcare I have found that to be the truth
lagunamarina
it's ok if they're used out of necessity
>>560068
shrimpe
thats alie tho
lagunamarina
a very necessary bant
shrimpe
bunt
shrimpe
like weed
lagunamarina
bant
shrimpe
its natural its not a durh
shrimpe
durg
0.6715% booger!boymodewng
>>560068
why are you buting
yngven
also hello all
lagunamarina
guys just unlucky is all
yngven
ye every drug is based from nature but not every drug can be found in nature
yngven
>>560088
using that logic, everything would be in some form from the big bang since every atom that composes us was either created then or created after
>>560094
lagunamarina
>>560093
well everything is from the big bang
lagunamarina
I mean couldn't have come from anything else could it now
>>560101
anon
>>560088
Nuh uh not my drug molecule that requires more atoms than exist in the universe! : D
>>560099
yngven
anons drugs are incorporeal
anon
u gotta open really wide to swallow it
lagunamarina
>>560096
but that's not real
yngven
beeg pill
shrimpe
>>560095
to the best of our knowledge
yngven
the hyperdrug
lagunamarina
>>560103
I thought it was smth else
anon
>>560003
nona thats so ASS also fuck the dude that raped u hope he gets killed out there, hoping your plan works, what meds were u taking?
>>560119>>560109
lagunamarina
don't ask what
yngven
i mean this in the kindest way possible but you dress exactly how people in 2020 dressed
yngven
gotta cover all my bases
lagunamarina
I mean mate I don't really care about dressing like 2025 ppl dress
anon
this isnt meant to be a bad thing but u kinda look like ur cosplaying mori calliope
lagunamarina
that's crazy to say
lagunamarina
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I try to copy his vibes lowkey but I'm not committed enough on that
anon
honestly thats based I rip off drawings from pixiv for my fashion style lol
>>560120
lagunamarina
>>560117
that's cool tbh I think I should care more abt fashion at some point and try to do fits inspired on characters I like that look good on me
lagunamarina
I've like 1 fit like that and it's all I really wear just w diff pieces of clothing
anon
>>560119
I fucking knew it was one of those, I had that one in mind or risperidone. I've seen 2 people that took those and both time I saw similar results to what you described. Also a psychiatrist wanted me to take it once but my parents (who are usually like the main antagonists in my life) actually stopped it from happening. Atypical antipsychotics work but they can have huge side effects and imo its almost irresponsible from psychs not to say shit about it.
>>560135
lagunamarina
>>560118
happens to all of us
lagunamarina
this time it wasn't an egotistical statement about how I mog everyone it's me saying everyone gets mogged
lagunamarina
feel the need to clarify
anon
Nona if they give u other meds, google them. Atypical antipsychs all have a very similar side effect profile. Try discussing this kinda stuff with your psych and explain your concerns related to transitioning and whatnot
>>560137
lagunamarina
arknights
lagunamarina
so there is at least 1 real one here
yngven
i mean fair
yngven
but to be honest i dont really like wearing a lot of designs or logos
>>560136
yngven
too flashy
yngven
oh yeah totes, like that 2000's grungy design that you see a lot on older tshirts?
lagunamarina
I mean more like super simple black and white designs
yngven
ah
anon
I wonder if u could take a glucocorticoid to deal w the weight and keep the ability
kate
I love when the va sniffs the mic
yngven
also to be honest if i were to wear a design i'd be the design type i just described
lagunamarina
you're missing a very crucial t in there
anon
>>560126
I like the 2 black things and the texture and patterns on the outer clothes :)
yngven
thank you very much :)
anon
:) thank u. for sharing my friend
kate
Wait was there always birthday lines or is that a new thing?
>>560150
yngven
absolutely :)
lagunamarina
>>560148
on arknights? p sure it's not new
anon
^^
anon
oooh he’s got things for shrimp
anon
have u ever snowmobiled shrimp cuz ur canadien?
>>560167
0.6719% booger!boymodewng
>>560158
#change message to I was being rude to everyone
>>560173
anon
no sn*wmob*les
anon
>>560156
I have a habit of asking someone about a post but linking it. I should like link below my text
anon
sto
lagunamarina
is canada a real thing? I thought it was just a brand of maple syrup
anon
you can shrimply model a snowmobile and it’s movement in your mind while playing piano
anon
well that settles it gang we’re all going snow mobiling
anon
>>560167
would take you snowmobiling
lagunamarina
I am predicting that not many europeans use this website
anon
actually all of us are Europeans we just pretend
lagunamarina
mate
anon
2 Brit’s I can think of and spiders is polish, wanna get in contact with her, I think She’d be friends w my Romanian friend though I know it’s a distance they’d have stuff to talk about
anon
fujo too
lagunamarina
a polish and a romanian
lagunamarina
curious
anon
a polish and a romanian walk into a bar
anon
what’s ur countey?
lagunamarina
I'm from Spain
anon
cool!
lagunamarina
is a lonely life ere
anon
you can be the next cute Latina with arfad on rose’s plate, she’s dated like 2 already
lagunamarina
sxstxr spanish people aren't latinxs
lagunamarina
latinas are from latin america
anon
I thought it was generally that way but it technically included Rome and Spain and Italy and maybe southern France idk how Latin they are
lagunamarina
I don't like no technicalities
lagunamarina
are you going for like the entirety of latin countries?
anon
yeah
anon
latin- a
lagunamarina
modern use is latin america
anon
it is
anon
#ksay sad
lagunamarina
words change
anon
#ksay rome
anon
I wish ‘I know a lady from Spain I bet I know each other’ actually worked
anon
Spain
anon
they should limit the size of countries to 100 ppl
anon
so I can be all cool and we can have a connection
lagunamarina
I am the only real spanish person
lagunamarina
everyone else is just larping to bump up numbers
anon
ur the queen!
anon
what do you think of Portugal! is it scary to go to the basque areas?
>>560216
0.6721% booger!boymodewng
YESS
lagunamarina
I mean it's a country
>>560220
0.6722% booger!boymodewng
YES
0.6723% booger!boymodewng
YES
anon
all the worlds a worm
and all the men and normals are but wormies
0.6725% booger!boymodewng
well warm
0.6726% booger!boymodewng
but like interesting
lagunamarina
too rural and third worldy for me
>>560225
0.6727% booger!boymodewng
portugal is third world???
0.6728% booger!boymodewng
that's crazy
lagunamarina
it's about the crime rates and the lacking development of infrastructure
lagunamarina
there are some places that look more modern but most of it looks pretty like unproper
anon
anon goes somewhere with brown ppl for the first time: "this must be the first world"
anon
span should annex portugal in order to oust the moors for good
>>560233
0.6729% booger!boymodewng
tbf portugal and spain threw away the biggest 100 year empire lead on everyone
>>560237
0.6730% booger!boymodewng
kinda nuts
>>560235
anon
high school me in history class was perplexed as to why it never happened

paradox brainrot is real
anon
>>560233
u could larp as one everyone would be like whoooajaah throwback
>>560240
anon
i think if they just loved the pope more they really could have gone somewhere
0.6732% booger!boymodewng
>>560247
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOWLESS
anon
why sleep when you can learn more algebra

sleep is for the weak
>>560257
tea (phone)
im literally in canada
tea (phone)
theres snow but its not much
lagunamarina
and half my day I spent past 12 pm
>>560266
tea (phone)
hows cuomo vs mamdani goin
0.6734% booger!boymodewng
tbf i also never have been snowmobiling and i've been in places with a ton of snow LMMAO
>>560265
anon
>>560257
i hyperfocus a lot and whenever i decide to study 6pm-5am disappears in a blip
>>560268
0.6735% booger!boymodewng
it just seems like a silly lil activity
anon
>>560265
this is a snowmobiling forum first and foremost
lagunamarina
>>560262
I usually spend whichever hours I am awake that have sunlight studying and don't struggle much with it
anon
snowmobile enthusiast website
anon## global mod
no more nowmobile talk or I'm banning all of you
>>560272
anon
>snowmobile

the booru being purged was a crime

fuck you mod
>>560280
anon
>>560270
*crying onto my snowmobile turbo icecat*
lagunamarina
if it's past 12pm I can't do anything useful
lagunamarina
I'm in sleep and chill mode and extremely anxious usually
anon
The great snowmobile purge
dawn
.play snowmobile reviews
anon
my yamaha sidewinder
0.6736% booger!boymodewng
>>560278
u shuld get into
anon
yep now that’s a snowmobile right there
anon
esoteric lore
anon
yep trail sled
anon
that’s crzazy they can bend it over so much I’d expect it to beeak
dawn
no more wojaks allowed

is verboten
lagunamarina
>>560284
that is not actually possible as they counter eachother
anon
the 3 snowmobile videos trying to eke out existance in the vast sea of gem cobbity is so funny
lagunamarina
one cannot simply be too reddit and too 4chan.
>>560299
anon
hey laguna what music do u like, queue something
lagunamarina
idk how to do that
anon
.play
anon
lemme look for something to play
0.6737% booger!boymodewng
reddit and 4chan is just 4chan lol
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
lagunamarina
.play tian tian
lagunamarina
can it find it like that
anon
yep the switchback now that’s a sled
anon
I usually just dotplay and then the link
lagunamarina
>>560299
the worst of a redditor and a 4channer are usually polar opposites
lagunamarina
one cannot be extremely woke and also extremely lgbt ha
lagunamarina
what the fuck is the word for that man

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