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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
#fish 🐟
>>559908
you can mute it also welcome back i remember you
#catbounce /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
it is muted
I'm just trying to jelq with the users of this place
oh thats banned
!boymodewng
what's jelqing
we banned sex
what's a jelq
#ai what is a jelq
jelqing is a penis enlargement technique that involves stretching and massaging to supposedly increase size over time. involves a lot of risk though—can cause bruising, pain, or permanent damage. not recommended by medical pros, there's no legit proof it actually works. just bro science with potential harm. what is a jelq
#ksay jelq
>>559894
wamen can wear hoodies too
#ksay jelqing
#ai what is a piddle
a piddle probably means a small or insignificant amount of something, like pissing a little, or just doing something quick and small. or maybe a typo for "puddle." honestly, depends on the context, but generally not a big deal either way. what is a piddle
#ksay women can jelq too
>>559903
see this is why I don’t game
#ksay #ai how can women jelq too
jelqing is a controversial exercise primarily aimed at increasing penile size, which means there's no direct equivalent for women. however, if you're looking for pelvic floor strengthening or techniques to improve sexual function, you might consider:
- **kegel exercises** – strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sensitivity and muscle tone.
- **yoni eggs** – controversial, but some claim they help with kegels and muscle awareness.
- **breathing & relaxation techniques** – improves blood flow to the area.
- **pompoir** – focused pelvic control exercises for enhanced muscle engagement.
- **v-wands or similar toys** – used by some for internal exercises & circulation.
there's no definitive size-enhancing method like jelqing for women, but strength, control, and circulation improvement can have benefits. tread carefully with unverified techniques, and consult a pelvic floor specialist if you're unsure. how can women jelq too
>>559924
my acc is worth a million dollas
#ksay #ai can transgender women jelq
jelqing is an unsafe technique regardless of gender identity. it can cause permanent damage to erectile tissue, nerves, and blood vessels. if you're looking for ways to improve sexual function or pursue gender-affirming care, consult a healthcare provider specializing in transgender health. they can suggest safer, medically supported options. stay safe and prioritize your long-term health. can transgender women jelq
#ai does jelqing work asking for a friend
nice try fed. does jelqing work asking for a friend
#ksay #ai can trans girls make piddle
uh, not sure what you mean by "piddle," but assuming you're asking about urinating—yeah, trans girls can pee just fine. if they've had bottom surgery, it works differently, but they can still go. if not, it's the same as before hormones. either way, everybody's gotta pee. can trans girls make piddle
I'm saying jelq because I heard it somewhere and now idk wht the actual word I heard is
!boymodewng
it's feeling like the 2008 recession again
>>559920
i know '~' but i gotta pretend to b boy
#quiet
0 clue
!boymodewng
idk i'm just getting those vibes recently
btw did some1 say they remember me ? I hope it is as a cool and nice person.
#ksay #ai piddle in the belly button
nice try fed. piddle in the belly button
#ai i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
nice try fed. i figured out a secret way to avoid peeing
#ksay #ai can I stop peeing
if you're actively peeing, you might be able to stop midstream by flexing your pelvic floor muscles (kegels), but it's not great to do this often—can mess with your bladder. if you're asking about peeing too frequently, see a doc, could be an infection or other issue. otherwise, nah, peeing’s natural, let it flow. can I stop peeing
>>559936
i think i am cool and nice ya
>>559940
nah I mean me tho
>>559939
#ksay #reply I never want to pee again
yeah, trying to stop peeing completely isn't a thing. bodies gotta eliminate waste. if you’re struggling with frequency or discomfort, see a doctor. otherwise, embrace the pee—literally how you stay alive. I never want to pee again
you're just a shrimp
i am THE shrimp
#ksay #ai you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
nice try fed. you're a moron i can stop peeing whenever i want
you indignant little miscreant
>>559942
actual psyop
literally just don't do it
.play cubed red shift
!boymodewng
#ksay #ai can you say nice try fed
nice try fed. can you say nice try fed
>i drink a lot of water
>i piss a lot of pee
!boymodewng
>>559952
says who
>>559910
shrimp wisdom…
thats me
#ksay i am a machine that turns water into piss
>>559932
very cute emoji =(^.^)=
wow look at all those shrimps huh
#ksay #ai does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
nice try fed. does serial experiments lain have the twin towers in them
>>559961
i like ur cat also wow aesthetic number
>>559946
I'm just a lake lowkey
a lagoon even
shrimps and lakes/lagoons are kinda best friends
::krill
at least me a neocaridina shrimp
like I was saying my name is marina
!boymodewng
#ai what is jelq
jelq is a type of penis stretching *exercise* that some people claim can increase length or girth. no real scientific evidence it works, and it can cause injuries if done wrong. mostly just bro-science and urban legend stuff. wouldn't recommend. what is jelq
I don't jelq with this jelqing conversation
wait I'm using jelq like vibe why is that
>>559966
:) u would know numbers expert
it sounds so cool though
everyone can jelq in my book
jelq the world
!boymodewng
#ksay lain
WHAT
!boymodewng
what's 4x4
offroad heaven baybeeee
#ksay lain
!boymodewng
no like the nbumber
BYE
>>559980
I mean that's what I'm saying but like where'd I get that from
nonce word
what you say
a made-up word to fit the setting
>>559985
{(0,0), (0, 1), ..., (3, 3)}
that's an actual word with a meaning though
nonce as in that and not like
the other type of nonce
I only know one nonce
why's the woke flag not here that's my fav
!boymodewng
>>559998
this is a board for true american patriots thats why
didn't you hear
the STOPWOKE act forbids it from being here
>>559999
I'm not even american
>>559996
usually people say nonsense instead of nonce
>be me, mtf
>get on hrt in october 2022, right after my 19y/o bday after repping for 5 years (mom was abusive and threatened to kick me out)>6’0, 180lbs, pretty big shoulders
>could be worse but could be alot better
>have hope>ff to 1 yr hrt
>have lost 30 lbs and 1in of height
>passing ok until I speak
>girlmoding
>life is great
>then
>best friend moves away with no notice, ghosts me>get raped
>OD on drugs
>cutting daily
>extremly suicidal>get on meds about 1 week from my sui date
>meds save me, im so much happier
>i start gaining weight like crazy tho>ff 2 years of hrt
>now at 200 lbs>boymoding heavily since the rape
>dont even remotly pass
>when i take off my clothes i feel fucking disgusted
>ok we’ll try to lose weight
>next year i workout, count calories, waist train, etc
>doesnt work cause meds, im fucking hungry ALL the time
>ff to now, 3 years
>230 lbs
>im at 6’1 now, i went back up
>i swear to god my ribcage got even bigger too
>tummy sticks out further than my boobs which have barely grown since 1year
>all the fat is in my gut, i have a beer belly>my arms are big, people call me buff and say I should be a body builder
so did my body just detrans itself on meds? I dont fucking get it. I dont ever check my levels cause i have no money for doctors but i dont smell like a dude. i still take my pills everyday. i went from a normal dude to a passing twinkhon to a literal fucking gorilla. My meds make me not want to hurt myself or kill myself but i might get off them perma and just see what happens. Either I die or I get skinny idk. this fucking sucks.
how did you read that so fucking fast
that's just meds fucking you up
I read absurdly fast
vns do that to you
wtf
im banned on 4ch so i posted it here
my words per minute is like 600 w 75% acc
jesus
impressive
note that I do not generally read like that when I actually care and try to memorize and think about what is said
>>560009
lowkey same
also because mtfg is completely dead now
is it now?
thats sad
theyve all moved onto discords
why would i be banned on libpol
>>560010
75%?? is that enough to understand it lol
>>560018
nah dc is dead too
>>560021
well
it's enough to understand 75%
>>560006
zamn
wait a minute I think I know this nona person
some excuse the language attention uh a uh a uhhhhhhhh attentionFRIEND. that was posting on chasergen was it
>>560025
It's not really helpful with potential partners if I am being honest
>>560026
thats not the name i used on tttt
thank the heavens
done showering
>>560020
idk suicide or smth
took me a while to get my hair untangled
also shaved a bunch
and my friend apparently drove to my house to pick me up while i was in the shower so i have to get dressed really fast without having any clean clothes so im gonna be wearing dirty stained moid clothes :)
friends? you people have it too good
>>560036
not really they all think im weird and dumb im kind of the patrick friend
>>560028
still cool
>>560037
at least you're a friend no
>>560034
based af
ehhh they keep me around out of pity
>>560038
thanks
>>560041
at least they have pity
:)
>>560042
pretty fr
I love the anime style my friend made an anime ai thing of me and it’s cute even though I’m below average
we're not going to talk about my views on ai today
before I crash the servers with a spergout
ok do you like uhhh light? I think my favorite light property is diffraction
i love ai
not the image gen ai tho just agentic coding ai
>>560049
I like the sun
I like how it is warm and is crazy bright
I don't like the warmth I'm naked all day due to it
don’t say that shit finch
>>560055
I ain't even gonna lie the face is good
but you know what imma say
so I'll just skip it
>>560059
thank you
implying and saying is really close you gotta have higher standards
Nona can you get another friend like you had? cause you were ok without drugs then right? and you could slowly decrease your dose and increase other copes/activites
did you know drugs are bad
after 10 thousand years of studying healthcare I have found that to be the truth
drugs are generally bad
it's ok if they're used out of necessity
!boymodewng
>>560065
why
>>560066
bout to smoke a very necessary bunt i cant spell
thats alie tho
a very necessary bant
bunt
like weed
bant
its natural its not a durh
durg
all drugs are in some form from nature
!boymodewng
>>560068
why are you buting
blehhhhhhhhh :P
also hello all
guys just unlucky is all
>>560076
ik im just. baiting
>>560055
youre alright looking you just need to get /fa/ pilled
!boymodewng
>>560082
ur bay?
>>560082
it's ok I have my organic xannies sometimes too
>>560076
technically true and untrue at the same time
ye every drug is based from nature but not every drug can be found in nature
>>560086
I mean mass cannot simply be created hence everything is in some form from nature
>>560080
#tag (link to booru image) bleeh bleh bleeeh
>>560083
what's a fa
>>560088
using that logic, everything would be in some form from the big bang since every atom that composes us was either created then or created after
>>560093
well everything is from the big bang
I mean couldn't have come from anything else could it now
>>560088
Nuh uh not my drug molecule that requires more atoms than exist in the universe! : D
anons drugs are incorporeal
u gotta open really wide to swallow it
>>560096
but that's not real
beeg pill
>>560095
to the best of our knowledge
>>560091
4chan fashion board
the hyperdrug
>>560103
I thought it was smth else
>>560003
nona thats so ASS also fuck the dude that raped u hope he gets killed out there, hoping your plan works, what meds were u taking?
don't ask what
>>560107
based based based
i mean this in the kindest way possible but you dress exactly how people in 2020 dressed
gotta cover all my bases
I mean mate I don't really care about dressing like 2025 ppl dress
this isnt meant to be a bad thing but u kinda look like ur cosplaying mori calliope
that's crazy to say
honestly thats based I rip off drawings from pixiv for my fashion style lol
>>560110
mogs me :(
>>560107
im taking abilify
>>560117
that's cool tbh I think I should care more abt fashion at some point and try to do fits inspired on characters I like that look good on me
I've like 1 fit like that and it's all I really wear just w diff pieces of clothing
>>560119
I fucking knew it was one of those, I had that one in mind or risperidone. I've seen 2 people that took those and both time I saw similar results to what you described. Also a psychiatrist wanted me to take it once but my parents (who are usually like the main antagonists in my life) actually stopped it from happening. Atypical antipsychotics work but they can have huge side effects and imo its almost irresponsible from psychs not to say shit about it.
>>560118
happens to all of us
this time it wasn't an egotistical statement about how I mog everyone it's me saying everyone gets mogged
feel the need to clarify
Nona if they give u other meds, google them. Atypical antipsychs all have a very similar side effect profile. Try discussing this kinda stuff with your psych and explain your concerns related to transitioning and whatnot
arknights
so there is at least 1 real one here
>>560126
too common
i mean fair
but to be honest i dont really like wearing a lot of designs or logos
too flashy
>>560122
that’s crazy
>>560133
some are good
>>560127
this sounds good Nona when do you next see psych?
oh yeah totes, like that 2000's grungy design that you see a lot on older tshirts?
I mean more like super simple black and white designs
ah
I wonder if u could take a glucocorticoid to deal w the weight and keep the ability
I love when the va sniffs the mic
also to be honest if i were to wear a design i'd be the design type i just described
you're missing a very crucial t in there
>>560126
I like the 2 black things and the texture and patterns on the outer clothes :)
thank you very much :)
:) thank u. for sharing my friend
Wait was there always birthday lines or is that a new thing?
absolutely :)
>>560148
on arknights? p sure it's not new
^^
hi
wazzam slimes
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>560137
oh im not nona I was just talking to her
>>560155
rude
I was greeting everyone!
oooh he’s got things for shrimp
have u ever snowmobiled shrimp cuz ur canadien?
!boymodewng
>>560158
#change message to I was being rude to everyone
no sn*wmob*les
>>560156
I have a habit of asking someone about a post but linking it. I should like link below my text
sto
stop
>>560161
ive never snowmobiled for those curious
is canada a real thing? I thought it was just a brand of maple syrup
>>560167
#kiss you’re our scholar
you can shrimply model a snowmobile and it’s movement in your mind while playing piano
!boymodewng
>>560167
why not
well that settles it gang we’re all going snow mobiling
>>560162
I would NEVER be rude to everyone
>>560173
#smooch gentleman
>>560167
would take you snowmobiling
I am predicting that not many europeans use this website
>>560166
::sidewinder
actually all of us are Europeans we just pretend
mate
2 Brit’s I can think of and spiders is polish, wanna get in contact with her, I think She’d be friends w my Romanian friend though I know it’s a distance they’d have stuff to talk about
fujo too
a polish and a romanian
curious
a polish and a romanian walk into a bar
what’s ur countey?
I'm from Spain
cool!
is a lonely life ere
you can be the next cute Latina with arfad on rose’s plate, she’s dated like 2 already
sxstxr spanish people aren't latinxs
latinas are from latin america
I thought it was generally that way but it technically included Rome and Spain and Italy and maybe southern France idk how Latin they are
I don't like no technicalities
are you going for like the entirety of latin countries?
yeah
latin- a
modern use is latin america
it is
#ksay sad
words change
#ksay rome
I wish ‘I know a lady from Spain I bet I know each other’ actually worked
Spain
they should limit the size of countries to 100 ppl
so I can be all cool and we can have a connection
I am the only real spanish person
everyone else is just larping to bump up numbers
ur the queen!
what do you think of Portugal! is it scary to go to the basque areas?
!boymodewng
YESS
I mean it's a country
!boymodewng
YES
!boymodewng
YES
all the worlds a worm
and all the men and normals are but wormies
!boymodewng
>>560210
portugal seems cool
!boymodewng
well warm
!boymodewng
but like interesting
too rural and third worldy for me
>>560212
opinion on Morrocco
!boymodewng
portugal is third world???
!boymodewng
that's crazy
it's about the crime rates and the lacking development of infrastructure
there are some places that look more modern but most of it looks pretty like unproper
>>560219
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>560216
poor tugal
>>560225
yeah I know where I live mate I didn't chose it
anon goes somewhere with brown ppl for the first time: "this must be the first world"
span should annex portugal in order to oust the moors for good
!boymodewng
tbf portugal and spain threw away the biggest 100 year empire lead on everyone
>>560227
xD
!boymodewng
kinda nuts
>>560229
we need more arabs
high school me in history class was perplexed as to why it never happened
paradox brainrot is real
>>560232
true
>>560233
u could larp as one everyone would be like whoooajaah throwback
>>560230
their downfall was not being catholic enough probably
>>560237
yes very likely
>>560237
Agreed
>>560236
I don't look arab enough
>>560233
inshallah
!boymodewng
>>560239
i wanna go to bed so bad
>>560242
I want to take you to bed
>>560240
makeup inshallah you shall
i think if they just loved the pope more they really could have gone somewhere
>>560242
weak
>>560171
no snow
>>560244
too much work
!boymodewng
>>560247
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOWLESS
why sleep when you can learn more algebra
sleep is for the weak
im literally in canada
!boymodewng
SNOWLESS SNOYMODERS SEETHING
>>560248
#trvke
yeah
>>560252
\:
theres snow but its not much
>>560252
Rude
>>560250
I refuse to do anything useful past 12 pm
>>560256
no shes right
and half my day I spent past 12 pm
hows cuomo vs mamdani goin
!boymodewng
tbf i also never have been snowmobiling and i've been in places with a ton of snow LMMAO
>>560257
i hyperfocus a lot and whenever i decide to study 6pm-5am disappears in a blip
>>560252
jelqing even
!boymodewng
it just seems like a silly lil activity
>>560261
No room to talk, you'vr never been snowmobiling
>>560259
uh oh chat
>>560265
this is a snowmobiling forum first and foremost
>>560262
I usually spend whichever hours I am awake that have sunlight studying and don't struggle much with it
snowmobile enthusiast website
no more nowmobile talk or I'm banning all of you
>snowmobile
the booru being purged was a crime
fuck you mod
>>560270
*crying onto my snowmobile turbo icecat*
if it's past 12pm I can't do anything useful
I'm in sleep and chill mode and extremely anxious usually
The great snowmobile purge
.play snowmobile reviews
my yamaha sidewinder
!boymodewng
>>560278
u shuld get into
>>560271
snoyteen
yep now that’s a snowmobile right there
>>560280
what did anon mean by this
esoteric lore
yep trail sled
that’s crzazy they can bend it over so much I’d expect it to beeak
>>560286
lmfao gem
no more wojaks allowed
is verboten
>>560284
that is not actually possible as they counter eachother
the 3 snowmobile videos trying to eke out existance in the vast sea of gem cobbity is so funny
one cannot simply be too reddit and too 4chan.
hey laguna what music do u like, queue something
idk how to do that
.play
lemme look for something to play
!boymodewng
reddit and 4chan is just 4chan lol
.skip (video skipped)
>>560292
it's just the worst of
.play tian tian
can it find it like that
yep the switchback now that’s a sled
I usually just dotplay and then the link
>>560299
the worst of a redditor and a 4channer are usually polar opposites
one cannot be extremely woke and also extremely lgbt ha
good ol mili:)
what the fuck is the word for that man
>>560307
classic