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globber
.play Korn leash
anon
why player doesnt works for me
globber
waow
globber
noooooo rip kiddo
anon
>>565593
It's okay! Don't worry, I'll forgive you, but only because you are so cute
globber
cool video
anon
H i

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Hello
globber
oh phew I’m glad
anon
>>565607
Well, I have some ideas on how I could show you how cute you are, but the moderators don't want me to sexually harass anons anymore... so sad
>>565613
globber
it feels good to say shrimp to ur dog pics
globber
but idk if I’m communicating good u don’t have to reply but I think we’re having fun
>>565616
anon
>>565613
Hey! You are the one talking about putting me in a latex catsuit
>>565619
globber
>>565612
shrimp
shrimp
shrimp shrimp shrimp

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shrimpe
i am autistic so i will just. do these sort of things repeatedly its like stimming
>>565624
anon
>>565615
i didnt think like. that it would be like that! i just think it would be cool!
>>565622
shrimpe
group stimming sesh
anon
>>565619
You think it would be cool if I rubbed up against you in a latex catsuit?
>>565626
globber
>>565618
I like doing these kinds of things too it feels nice to repeat things w others
anon
my real history autism is ancient religion though
>>565627
globber
shrimpe
shrimpe
globber
anon
>>565631
The WEIRDEST one, I want the scientology of ancient religion, I want the ancient relgion that even back then they thought "wow that's bullshit"
>>565634
anon
any qualifier you end with "est" is gonna end up talkig about the israelites
anon
They're the biggest and smallest and weirest and most influentialest and everything-est
>>565644
anon
>>565638
You are the one that brought it up!
shrimpe
>>565639
about history

>>565638
btw if hes bothering u we can kill him for u i have a drone loitering above his house
>>565667
anon
>>565637
Alright, let's hear it then
anon
which one do you wann hear about shrimpe
shrimpe
uhmm
anon
i can do like gnosticism or early forms of othodoxy or like egyptian religion or uuhh
>>565653>>565656
globber
my gnostic leader told me that manicheanism is not a rival to gnosticism but actually a branch of it which I thought was interesting
anon
idk
anon
>>565653
okay they are super cool :F
anon
:D
shrimpe
>>565648
gnosticism ive vaguely heard abt that before but im not sure what it is whats gnosticism
>>565659
anon
basically you should think of the different gods of egypt as representing cities/people groups more than their actual stated "aspects" if that makes sense
anon
their worship is super geographical
anon
>>565656
omg okay i love gnosticism im gonna switch to that
anon
Interesting
globber
tell us about Gnosticism pls :)
anon
its so cool
anon
its basically a solution to the hypocricy that early christians find in the way the old testament and new testament speak about god
anon
in the new testament god is very impersonal and distant and just kind of generically good and like. nice and love thy neighbor and all that
anon
in the old testament god is like a tempermental bpd lil hoe and yells at people (actually just kills them vuolently) for these tiny percieved accidental slights
anon
And so basically early christians have to rec9ncile the fact that these two gods seem very different
anon
and yet, jesus, the lynchpin of it all, says that he's the true son of YHWH the old testament god
anon
thats what happens to me every saturday night
anon
so the christians come up with this solution: there is one true god, who is the newtestament god. distant and impersonal. incomprehensible. it's not that it would be immoral or blasphemy to see his physical form, rather it's that you just *cant*. it's not within the realm of possibility
anon
wait r u talking about the history of christianity
anon
And the old testament god is actually this being called the Demiurge
shrimpe
THE DEMIURGE
anon
YEAH
shrimpe
WOW
anon
and so actually a lot of the foundational parts of how we think of satan nowadays are transcribed over from how the early christians tend to see the demiurge. he's essentially characterized as a fallen... angel(ish?) being who is confused and uncertain about his ppace in the cosmic heirarchy
>>565685
anon
i lowkey wasnt paying attention and didnt realize there was actual good conversation going on
globber
>>565667
they hate to see a girl walking her hammers
anon
so even though the world is all perfect and cool with just god and his attendants and children, the demiurge, yaldebaeoth (definitely spelled wrong) aka the demiurge, decides to create the material world
shrimpe
>>565680
>he's essentially characterized as a fallen... angel(ish?) being who is confused and uncertain about his ppace in the cosmic heirarchy
hes just like me for real
>>565689
anon
my religion makes perfect sense but YOUR religion has A STUPID creation story
anon
and so he is the creator of the universe
anon
but all humans are actually minor angelic beings who were unjustly jailed in this material world when the demiurge created it
anon
and so all the suffering of life is because we live in this imperfect bastardized facililie of gods true kingdom
anon
also btw the demiurge is often characterized as sophias child. sophia is one of gods daughters and is super cool and badass and s5uff
anon
but like
shrimpe
waow
anon
not super relevant to the basic concept of it, but i had yo mention her
anon
ive awlays been facinated in early christian histroy. and like how we came up with all this philosopgy and theology
anon
but anyways there is no "gnosticism" per se. these are jus general vague ideas that are all grouped together as one coherent narrative but thats not what it was at all
anon
i cant fucking spell
anon
"gnosticism" is basically a category that WE in modern timescreated to collect together a wide range of beliefs that were held by early christians but didnt make it past that point (except ppssibly the manacheans who STILL EXIST TO THIS DAY (!!))
shrimpe
!!!
shrimpe
thats really neat
anon
But like. nobody thought "im a gnostic"
shrimpe
i cant believe thats where the demiurge is from
anon
this was just ideas that were in the running for official christianity ™️ when it was being created
anon
and didnt make it
shrimpe
thats really cool
anon
but the name "gnostic" comes from Gnosis, Knowledge in g4e3k
shrimpe
gnosis
shrimpe
it is gnosis
anon
And the idea is that you reach Gnosis by fundementally understanding your place in the world as a divine being trapped in the false material world of yaldabaeoth
shrimpe
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shrimpe
see i had heard abt gnosis before but i didnt quite get it but that clears it up ya
anon
yeah
anon
but it's not like
anon
just understanding the concept = gnosis
shrimpe
its gnosis
anon
the idea is that luke theres all these secrets and information you havr to learn to like truly *understand* your place as a divine being
shrimpe
its knowing
anon
if that makese sense
shrimpe
oh ya 100% we dont even see reality as it truly is in the first place it is an experiential abstraction of sensory information
anon
you cant just be told about it thats not enough
anon
it's like the difference between having zen enlightenment explained to you vs actually experiencing it
shrimpe
i will achieve gnosis one day
globber
^demiurge
anon
yeah idk its really fucking xool
anon
if anyone wants yourube channels who talk about it i have some recs :3
>>565733
shrimpe
it is very cool
shrimpe
i really vibe with the idea of gnosis
>>565749
shrimpe
i love youtube stuff like this
anon
Religion for breakfast, Esoterica (best of these three) and Lets talk Religion
>>565737
anon
esoterica is fucking 👌🤌🤌🤌🤌 mwah chefs kiss
shrimpe
i do find religion really interesting actually
shrimpe
ironically. i have jordan peterson to thank for that
>>565768
anon
its this jewish dude whos super into metal but kinda shy about it
anon
so all his merch he plugs it like "oh yeah and if you wanna support the channel!! we have these cool.... metal inspired... teeshirts... if you like that stuff.... but i think theyre pretty cool!!!!
>>565746
globber
>>565732
I think it’s true because we by nature strive to improve and understand our world which arose randomly, as did our nature which contains imprisoning parts
>>565755
anon
Justin sledge = esoterica, hes so fucking cute and whol3some and smart as fuck and actually puts in SO much legwork on his vide
>>565774
anon
and has a great voice
anon
he is bae :3
anon
o ya.. i think i know that gyu...
anon
i have watched pretty much every esoterica video like 4 times they are SO GOOD
anon
top notch production quality
shrimpe
im gonna watch esoterica as the next youtube video i watch
>>565763
anon
nod nod
globber
>>565736
shrimpe shrimp shrimp

shrimp shrimp shrimp

shimp shrim sip
>>565769
anon
>>565747
You've forced my hand, I am going to have to make you my woman and domesticate you so you stop being evil. It's as simple as that.
(they called for mods)
>>565771
shrimpe
either tonight or tomorrow
anon
thank you for sharing anon
shrimpe
ya ty ty
globber
>>565741
that’s funny :)
I think he has some good in him and his focuses he just didn’t quite achieve gnosis so he got played by the demiurge and reacted to his imperfect nature without a path to overcome it
>>565770
shrimpe
>>565768
honestly maps of meaning is a pretty good read if you can interpret his psychobabble and i thought his talks on the bible as a sort of method for humans to interpret reality and morality and everything else was really neat and it made me have adifferent perspective on religion in general but he absolutely went down the rabbit hole and is a crazy motherfucker now which sucks but oh well
>>565783
anon
srimp!
anon
they put u there
anon
obsidian....
shrimpe
i take notes sometimes
anon
im so proud
shrimpe
tha nk u . ....
anon
>>565774
yes omg i have to shill esoterica to all wormies
globber
>>565770
ooh interesting I have had those kinds of thoughts too, like the idea that demons can exist as thoughts, idk
anon
my fav youtube channel (other than jerma but im literally a transgender so that doesnt count)
anon
worm
anon
worm.
anon
YES
anon
all wormies must esoterica :DDD
anon
do yall be barkin
anon
justin sledge convinced me to read the fucking actual bible im like 15% of the way through reading that bitch front to back because of that man
>>565797>>565795
shrimpe
nah im a shrimp
anon
so u shrimpin
anon
>>565792
ive always wanted to do this. idk which translation to do tho. they are all different in their own ways
>>565800
shrimpe
yeh
shrimpe
i tried listening to an audiobook bible once it was pretty interesting i think
shrimpe
they are certainly Stories but i dont remember it well
anon
>>565795
I GOT YOU
oxford (analytical?) version
anon
i forget the word let me look it up
anon
NEW OXFORD ANALYTICAL BIBLE
>>565804
anon
Best edition. its secular so it treats it as a historic document about the society of ancient israelites rather than the actual word of god and it includes a ton of maps and diagrams and stuff that make a lot of stuff make so much more sense
>>565805
shrimpe
when i tried to listen to it before it was just like. A Bible pushing religion i thin
>>565808
anon
nod nod
anon
>>565806
yeah u really need the commentary to make it possible to read
anon
some of it is SO FUCKING BORING LMAO
>>565844
anon
Shem Begat Ham and Lived for 584 years and had 17 other sons and daughters. Ham Begat PoopButt and Levi and lived for 637 years before god took him. Poopbutt begat funnyname and ....... on and on and ON
shrimpe
hehehe
shrimpe
yeah how did they live so long i dont get it!!!
>>565814
anon
but its so much better if you get the commentary thats like "actually poopbut is probably a representation of the northern cannanites because his name matches a tribal epithet about them and was probably used to explain the israelites social standing with them" or whatever
>>565817
anon
The commentary makes it tolerable lmao
anon
cause some of it is fucking exciting as fuck
anon
its just the most batshit insane adventure stories thatll give you gems like "oh yeah the leader of that city came out and sacrificide his firstborn son on the walls of the city so YHWH was convinced to go away for a while" and then just moves on with 0 explanation
shrimpe
thats crazy
anon
like they do the most insane shit out of nowhere and just treat it as if they just said "and ham had grain and bread for lunch" and move on
shrimpe
hehehe
anon
But those moments are spread thin between a bunch of boring crap thats only interesting if you get loads of context
anon
which the oxford annotated version will give ya
anon
but normal bibles will not
anon
how many christians have for real read the bible and not just taken hte exerpts that make them hate trans peopel
anon
>>565821
it really is, in the right context
anon
i mean its like 3000 pages of stories about the most important things in life to a bunch of people in like 1000BC-400AD
anon
theres no other document like it thats SO well preserved and has so much content and goes back that far
anon
it's one of a kind
shrimpe
yeah when you put it like that yeah i cant argue at all
0.7031% booger!boymodewng
i mean you're just bad at arguing like period
globber
>>565803a
globber
huh interesting!
0.7033% booger!boymodewng
>>565843
plz tell me
0.7034% booger!boymodewng
i'm beggnig you there is literally no where else i can get this information
shrimpe
you literally just got a watch
>>565939
0.7035% booger!boymodewng
it's up to you...
shrimpe
ok ok fine its...
globber
>>565829
there are gnostic bibles too for instance the gospel of Thomas which I have not yet read as a book that didn’t make it into the modern woke bible
>>565857
anon
>>565844
im already comitted to reading it front to back lmao
anon
as much so i can say i did it as anything else
anon
just kinda skim thru the geaneologies and stuff tho lol
anon
its basically the first atrempt to develop a Canon of Official Books
anon
like, the Bible as a concept is kinda invented by marcion
anon
AND THEY HATE HIM FOR IT
globber
yeah exactly it was chosen certain books
anon
HES THE ORIGINAL HERITIC TO LIKE MOST OF CHRISTIANITY
anon
butthen everyone copied him after he died so we did get a bible eventually but for whetaveer reason they DID NOT FUCK WITH MARCION
globber
like there was a book with a lady who had powers but it didn’t get included and the I hate women guys book did
>>565868
shrimpe
i was kholed on dxm
shrimpe
and he showed me everything
shrimpe
drugs r bad dont do drugs ull go crazy
>>565883
shrimpe
good!!!
anon
thansk! im doing my best
shrimpe
you are! and we're proud of you for it
>>565884
shrimpe
pride is a sin so its important to be proud of people
globber
shrimp proud
shrimpe
just like gluttony is a sin so its important to feed people
globber
envy is a sin so be inspired to achieve what others can and don’t let them hold stuff away from u
shrimpe
no you have to make others jealous of you
finch
im so guilty of all the sins except maybe pride
shrimpe
>>565892
no im kiddin u were right
globber
yay shrimp ^^
shrimpe
sloth is a sin and thats why moss grows on their fur
anon
I am guilty of no sins whatsoever
anon
Except maybe Pride
globber
wrath is a sin so you should be angry when something bad happens and stop it
anon
ive never sinned!
anon
Oh and probably Lust
finch
im the physical embodiment of gluttony
anon
im a good christian
anon
Oh and maybe er.... Sloth
anon
im lutheran
globber
sloth is a sin so get nice rest
anon
Oh and also maybe Wrath
anon
Actually
anon
I think I am pulling bad numbers
anon
Band for band on the seven deadly sins ain't looking too good for me
>>565913
shrimpe
i got a perfect score
finch
its almost funny how im the biggest and brickiest person i know but also the only mtf tranner i know. im wider than most of my cis friends
anon
idk.. im just saying stuf...
shrimpe
>>565918
i literally have a perfect score !!
globber
shrimp
anon
drat..
anon
After all, you talked about me in a catsuit earlier
anon
ill be honest. i dont even know what a catsuit is. i thought it would bea suit with catears
anon
i think thast cool.
anon
LMAO
anon
is that not what it is...
anon
Oh no, nobody tell her please
anon
fuck i just realized i said the name of the bible wrong earlier lmao
0.7036% booger!boymodewng
>>565847
you wouldn't even know this because you don't even care anymore... fake fan...
>>565958>>565956
anon
its new oxford *annotated* for anyone who wrote it down wrong sorrg xd
>>565942
anon
its ok i found it and illegally downloaded it
>>565943
globber
:)
anon
>>565937
i didnt know what it was so i just was like. oh okay. so a maid cat latex outfit. that sounds cool.
>>565954
shrimpe
globber
globber
my name isn’t as nice to say over and over :/
>>565967
anon
>>565949
well, they do have latex maid outfits, I don't have a Latex one, but I do have just a normal maid outfit
globber
shrimp is fun
globber
u need to do repeated shrimp activities booger
anon
i saw a latex skirt once and it made a nice sound when u like move around
shrimpe
i am just very innatentnieve rn
shrimpe
if im
anon
i like thos noise
globber
I like noises and sounds
shrimpe
>>565953
maybe u can workshop a new name
globber
yra is one clean sound
shrimpe
ok i need to finish watching this court case video
>>565978
anon
im really stupid
anon
Is it hornyposting to post an educational picture of what a catsuit is?
>>565976
globber
glob is 2 slopppy
shrimpe
>>565974
nsfw is also banned. catsuit is not safe for work
0.7040% booger!boymodewng
>>565980
oh nevermind
shrimpe
oh nevermind
finch
i got Weezer Autism a few years ago i was actively contributing to weezerpedia
anon
i love weezerpedia. its so funny to me
anon
why does weezer have this much history and documentation
finch
im still in the fanclub and ive talked to rivers a handful of times
finch
last concert i went to scott shriner pointed at my 3ds lmao
anon
Did you know that Rivers Cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
>>565993
anon
yes!
finch
.play lets sew our pants together weezer
finch
.skip (video skipped)
finch
>>565988
did you know that rivers is really into programming and made an irc back in like 2020

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