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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
.play Korn leash
why player doesnt works for me
waow
>>565588
sorry...
noooooo rip kiddo
>>565577
hi !
>>565593
It's okay! Don't worry, I'll forgive you, but only because you are so cute
cool video
whaaaat...
>>565598
What is it?
thats not true
>>565595
shrimb :)
>>565601
hi !
>>565600
Oh really? And how could I prove it to you then?
>>565602
shrimpe : D
>>565604
hi
!
H i
!
Hello
>>565603
ehhh idk
oh phew I’m glad
>>565607
Well, I have some ideas on how I could show you how cute you are, but the moderators don't want me to sexually harass anons anymore... so sad
>>565605
hi hi :)
it feels good to say shrimp to ur dog pics
>>565610
hi
hi
!
>>565609
that would not be nice. dont do that!
but idk if I’m communicating good u don’t have to reply but I think we’re having fun
>>565613
Hey! You are the one talking about putting me in a latex catsuit
>>565614
we're vibing we're having a good time
>>565612
shrimp
shrimp
shrimp shrimp shrimp
a
i am autistic so i will just. do these sort of things repeatedly its like stimming
>>565615
i didnt think like. that it would be like that! i just think it would be cool!
>>565616
yess
group stimming sesh
>>565619
You think it would be cool if I rubbed up against you in a latex catsuit?
>>565618
I like doing these kinds of things too it feels nice to repeat things w others
my real history autism is ancient religion though
>>565622
god can u do the weird kinky stuff elsewhere
>>565625
Tell me about ancient religion
>>565627
which one,
>>565628
A weird one
shrimpe
>>565629
all of them are weird thats like the whole point xD
globber
>>565631
The WEIRDEST one, I want the scientology of ancient religion, I want the ancient relgion that even back then they thought "wow that's bullshit"
>>565633
i meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
any qualifier you end with "est" is gonna end up talkig about the israelites
you should tell me instead of twink
They're the biggest and smallest and weirest and most influentialest and everything-est
>>565626
thats what im sayin
>>565636
Tell you what?
>>565638
You are the one that brought it up!
>>565639
about history
>>565638
btw if hes bothering u we can kill him for u i have a drone loitering above his house
>>565636
okay :3
>>565637
Alright, let's hear it then
which one do you wann hear about shrimpe
uhmm
i can do like gnosticism or early forms of othodoxy or like egyptian religion or uuhh
>>565643
cuuute
my gnostic leader told me that manicheanism is not a rival to gnosticism but actually a branch of it which I thought was interesting
idk
>>565643
False, you brought it up
>>565648
Egyptian please
>>565653
okay they are super cool :F
:D
>>565648
gnosticism ive vaguely heard abt that before but im not sure what it is whats gnosticism
basically you should think of the different gods of egypt as representing cities/people groups more than their actual stated "aspects" if that makes sense
their worship is super geographical
>>565656
omg okay i love gnosticism im gonna switch to that
Interesting
tell us about Gnosticism pls :)
its so cool
its basically a solution to the hypocricy that early christians find in the way the old testament and new testament speak about god
in the new testament god is very impersonal and distant and just kind of generically good and like. nice and love thy neighbor and all that
in the old testament god is like a tempermental bpd lil hoe and yells at people (actually just kills them vuolently) for these tiny percieved accidental slights
>>565641
id kill everyone with hammers if i could!
>>565667
cute
And so basically early christians have to rec9ncile the fact that these two gods seem very different
>>565667
You'd kill me with a hammer?
and yet, jesus, the lynchpin of it all, says that he's the true son of YHWH the old testament god
thats what happens to me every saturday night
so the christians come up with this solution: there is one true god, who is the newtestament god. distant and impersonal. incomprehensible. it's not that it would be immoral or blasphemy to see his physical form, rather it's that you just *cant*. it's not within the realm of possibility
wait r u talking about the history of christianity
And the old testament god is actually this being called the Demiurge
THE DEMIURGE
YEAH
WOW
and so actually a lot of the foundational parts of how we think of satan nowadays are transcribed over from how the early christians tend to see the demiurge. he's essentially characterized as a fallen... angel(ish?) being who is confused and uncertain about his ppace in the cosmic heirarchy
i lowkey wasnt paying attention and didnt realize there was actual good conversation going on
>>565667
they hate to see a girl walking her hammers
so even though the world is all perfect and cool with just god and his attendants and children, the demiurge, yaldebaeoth (definitely spelled wrong) aka the demiurge, decides to create the material world
>>565680
>he's essentially characterized as a fallen... angel(ish?) being who is confused and uncertain about his ppace in the cosmic heirarchy
hes just like me for real
my religion makes perfect sense but YOUR religion has A STUPID creation story
and so he is the creator of the universe
but all humans are actually minor angelic beings who were unjustly jailed in this material world when the demiurge created it
>>565685
shrimp
and so all the suffering of life is because we live in this imperfect bastardized facililie of gods true kingdom
also btw the demiurge is often characterized as sophias child. sophia is one of gods daughters and is super cool and badass and s5uff
but like
waow
not super relevant to the basic concept of it, but i had yo mention her
ive awlays been facinated in early christian histroy. and like how we came up with all this philosopgy and theology
but anyways there is no "gnosticism" per se. these are jus general vague ideas that are all grouped together as one coherent narrative but thats not what it was at all
i cant fucking spell
>>565689
globber
"gnosticism" is basically a category that WE in modern timescreated to collect together a wide range of beliefs that were held by early christians but didnt make it past that point (except ppssibly the manacheans who STILL EXIST TO THIS DAY (!!))
!!!
thats really neat
But like. nobody thought "im a gnostic"
i cant believe thats where the demiurge is from
>>565670
YES
this was just ideas that were in the running for official christianity ™️ when it was being created
>>565704
That's so mean
and didnt make it
thats really cool
but the name "gnostic" comes from Gnosis, Knowledge in g4e3k
gnosis
it is gnosis
And the idea is that you reach Gnosis by fundementally understanding your place in the world as a divine being trapped in the false material world of yaldabaeoth
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
see i had heard abt gnosis before but i didnt quite get it but that clears it up ya
yeah
but it's not like
just understanding the concept = gnosis
its gnosis
the idea is that luke theres all these secrets and information you havr to learn to like truly *understand* your place as a divine being
its knowing
if that makese sense
oh ya 100% we dont even see reality as it truly is in the first place it is an experiential abstraction of sensory information
you cant just be told about it thats not enough
it's like the difference between having zen enlightenment explained to you vs actually experiencing it
i will achieve gnosis one day
^demiurge
yeah idk its really fucking xool
if anyone wants yourube channels who talk about it i have some recs :3
it is very cool
>>565698
shrimp
i really vibe with the idea of gnosis
>>565729
yes PLEASE
i love youtube stuff like this
Religion for breakfast, Esoterica (best of these three) and Lets talk Religion
>>565731
globber
! !
>>565735
thank u #kiss
>>565737
#smooch
esoterica is fucking 👌🤌🤌🤌🤌 mwah chefs kiss
i do find religion really interesting actually
ironically. i have jordan peterson to thank for that
its this jewish dude whos super into metal but kinda shy about it
so all his merch he plugs it like "oh yeah and if you wanna support the channel!! we have these cool.... metal inspired... teeshirts... if you like that stuff.... but i think theyre pretty cool!!!!
>>565736
shrimpe
>>565744
globbere
>>565743
awww thats so cute
>>565706
IM EVIL
its SO CUTE EVERY TIME
>>565732
I think it’s true because we by nature strive to improve and understand our world which arose randomly, as did our nature which contains imprisoning parts
Justin sledge = esoterica, hes so fucking cute and whol3some and smart as fuck and actually puts in SO much legwork on his vide
>>565748
i love shy men...
and has a great voice
he is bae :3
o ya.. i think i know that gyu...
>>565749
its so true
i have watched pretty much every esoterica video like 4 times they are SO GOOD
oh ya? name them all
top notch production quality
im gonna watch esoterica as the next youtube video i watch
nod nod
>>565757
lmtao
>>565736
shrimpe shrimp shrimp
shrimp shrimp shrimp
shimp shrim sip
>>565759
YEAH DO IT :DDDDDD
>>565747(they called for mods)
You've forced my hand, I am going to have to make you my woman and domesticate you so you stop being evil. It's as simple as that.
either tonight or tomorrow
thank you for sharing anon
ya ty ty
>>565741
that’s funny :)
I think he has some good in him and his focuses he just didn’t quite achieve gnosis so he got played by the demiurge and reacted to his imperfect nature without a path to overcome it
>>565762
g l o b b e r
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>>565768
honestly maps of meaning is a pretty good read if you can interpret his psychobabble and i thought his talks on the bible as a sort of method for humans to interpret reality and morality and everything else was really neat and it made me have adifferent perspective on religion in general but he absolutely went down the rabbit hole and is a crazy motherfucker now which sucks but oh well
>>565764
mods
>>565769
🌊🌊🌊🌊
shrimp
🐠🐟🐠🐬🐳
srimp!
>>565750
also saved ty
>>565772
im in da ocean baby
they put u there
obsidian....
i take notes sometimes
im so proud
tha nk u . ....
>>565774
yes omg i have to shill esoterica to all wormies
>>565770
ooh interesting I have had those kinds of thoughts too, like the idea that demons can exist as thoughts, idk
my fav youtube channel (other than jerma but im literally a transgender so that doesnt count)
worm
worm.
>>565775
ocean shrimp
>>565777
BASED <3333
YES
all wormies must esoterica :DDD
do yall be barkin
justin sledge convinced me to read the fucking actual bible im like 15% of the way through reading that bitch front to back because of that man
nah im a shrimp
so u shrimpin
>>565792
ive always wanted to do this. idk which translation to do tho. they are all different in their own ways
yeh
>>565792
waow
i tried listening to an audiobook bible once it was pretty interesting i think
they are certainly Stories but i dont remember it well
>>565795
I GOT YOU
oxford (analytical?) version
i forget the word let me look it up
NEW OXFORD ANALYTICAL BIBLE
Best edition. its secular so it treats it as a historic document about the society of ancient israelites rather than the actual word of god and it includes a ton of maps and diagrams and stuff that make a lot of stuff make so much more sense
>>565802
ok than u anon. ^_^.
>>565803
oh this sounds rad
when i tried to listen to it before it was just like. A Bible pushing religion i thin
nod nod
>>565806
yeah u really need the commentary to make it possible to read
some of it is SO FUCKING BORING LMAO
Shem Begat Ham and Lived for 584 years and had 17 other sons and daughters. Ham Begat PoopButt and Levi and lived for 637 years before god took him. Poopbutt begat funnyname and ....... on and on and ON
hehehe
yeah how did they live so long i dont get it!!!
but its so much better if you get the commentary thats like "actually poopbut is probably a representation of the northern cannanites because his name matches a tribal epithet about them and was probably used to explain the israelites social standing with them" or whatever
>>565812
good hygene and brishing teeth
>>565814
oh wow
The commentary makes it tolerable lmao
>>565813
oh wow wtf
cause some of it is fucking exciting as fuck
its just the most batshit insane adventure stories thatll give you gems like "oh yeah the leader of that city came out and sacrificide his firstborn son on the walls of the city so YHWH was convinced to go away for a while" and then just moves on with 0 explanation
thats crazy
u make the bible sound cool
like they do the most insane shit out of nowhere and just treat it as if they just said "and ham had grain and bread for lunch" and move on
hehehe
But those moments are spread thin between a bunch of boring crap thats only interesting if you get loads of context
which the oxford annotated version will give ya
but normal bibles will not
>>565821
thats because it is
how many christians have for real read the bible and not just taken hte exerpts that make them hate trans peopel
putting the oxford annotated version in the gnosis note
>>565829
:D
>>565821
it really is, in the right context
i mean its like 3000 pages of stories about the most important things in life to a bunch of people in like 1000BC-400AD
theres no other document like it thats SO well preserved and has so much content and goes back that far
it's one of a kind
yeah when you put it like that yeah i cant argue at all
!boymodewng
i mean you're just bad at arguing like period
yeah i am ur right sry
>>565803a
huh interesting!
>>565838
shrimp
!boymodewng
>>565837
what timme is it
>>565809
just skip that lol
!boymodewng
>>565843
plz tell me
!boymodewng
i'm beggnig you there is literally no where else i can get this information
you literally just got a watch
!boymodewng
it's up to you...
ok ok fine its...
right now
>>565829
there are gnostic bibles too for instance the gospel of Thomas which I have not yet read as a book that didn’t make it into the modern woke bible
>>565844
im already comitted to reading it front to back lmao
as much so i can say i did it as anything else
me 2 :D
just kinda skim thru the geaneologies and stuff tho lol
>>565854
HELL YEAH
>>565851
have u heard of marcions bible
its basically the first atrempt to develop a Canon of Official Books
>>565843
shrimp
>>565857
think so don’t rember
like, the Bible as a concept is kinda invented by marcion
AND THEY HATE HIM FOR IT
yeah exactly it was chosen certain books
HES THE ORIGINAL HERITIC TO LIKE MOST OF CHRISTIANITY
butthen everyone copied him after he died so we did get a bible eventually but for whetaveer reason they DID NOT FUCK WITH MARCION
like there was a book with a lady who had powers but it didn’t get included and the I hate women guys book did
i met god once
>>565866
many such cases 😔
>>565859
globber
>>565850
shrimp
>>565867
shrimp god
i was kholed on dxm
and he showed me everything
drugs r bad dont do drugs ull go crazy
i dont do drugs!
good!!!
>>565869
shrimp
>>565877
globber
thansk! im doing my best
you are! and we're proud of you for it
>>565878
shrimp
>>565881
grobble
>>565874
ok
>>565880
proud shrimp
pride is a sin so its important to be proud of people
shrimp proud
just like gluttony is a sin so its important to feed people
>>565875
You better not!
envy is a sin so be inspired to achieve what others can and don’t let them hold stuff away from u
no you have to make others jealous of you
ohh shrimp
im so guilty of all the sins except maybe pride
>>565888
never!
>>565892
no im kiddin u were right
yay shrimp ^^
sloth is a sin and thats why moss grows on their fur
I am guilty of no sins whatsoever
Except maybe Pride
wrath is a sin so you should be angry when something bad happens and stop it
ive never sinned!
Oh and probably Lust
im the physical embodiment of gluttony
im a good christian
Oh and maybe er.... Sloth
im lutheran
sloth is a sin so get nice rest
Oh and also maybe Wrath
Actually
I think I am pulling bad numbers
Band for band on the seven deadly sins ain't looking too good for me
>>565911
same
i got a perfect score
im the best!
shrimp :)
its almost funny how im the biggest and brickiest person i know but also the only mtf tranner i know. im wider than most of my cis friends
>>565915
Four out of Seven, you can beat that?
idk.. im just saying stuf...
>>565918
i literally have a perfect score !!
i odnt think i commit too many deadly sins
>>565916
globble
>>565921
its never too late to change
>>565921
Is that so?
shrimp
>>565926
I don't believe that
drat..
After all, you talked about me in a catsuit earlier
ill be honest. i dont even know what a catsuit is. i thought it would bea suit with catears
i think thast cool.
LMAO
>>565926
i believe it
is that not what it is...
Oh no, nobody tell her please
Nobody tell her
fuck i just realized i said the name of the bible wrong earlier lmao
!boymodewng
>>565847
you wouldn't even know this because you don't even care anymore... fake fan...
its new oxford *annotated* for anyone who wrote it down wrong sorrg xd
its ok i found it and illegally downloaded it
>>565940
i forgive u #hug
>>565941
bvsed
>>565942
#hug
>>565922
shrimp
>>565923
#yeh
:)
>>565937
i didnt know what it was so i just was like. oh okay. so a maid cat latex outfit. that sounds cool.
>>565948
shrimp
>>565950
gloe
globber
my name isn’t as nice to say over and over :/
>>565949
well, they do have latex maid outfits, I don't have a Latex one, but I do have just a normal maid outfit
shrimp is fun
!boymodewng
>>565939
shrimp hates mme... wants me dead... assassinated... destroyed....
u need to do repeated shrimp activities booger
>>565939
I CARE
i saw a latex skirt once and it made a nice sound when u like move around
>>565956
i would never
i am just very innatentnieve rn
!boymodewng
>>565958
FAKE FAN
>>565962
#kiss
if im
i like thos noise
I like noises and sounds
>>565953
maybe u can workshop a new name
>>565956
That's true
yra is one clean sound
ok i need to finish watching this court case video
im really stupid
Is it hornyposting to post an educational picture of what a catsuit is?
glob is 2 slopppy
>>565974
nsfw is also banned. catsuit is not safe for work
>>565971
i love weezer kitchen tape
!boymodewng
>>565977
the band was way better with jason cropper........
!boymodewng
>>565980
oh nevermind
oh nevermind
>>565979
its so fucked...
i got Weezer Autism a few years ago i was actively contributing to weezerpedia
i love weezerpedia. its so funny to me
why does weezer have this much history and documentation
im still in the fanclub and ive talked to rivers a handful of times
thats rad
last concert i went to scott shriner pointed at my 3ds lmao
Did you know that Rivers Cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
yes!
.play lets sew our pants together weezer
>>565990
#yeh
.skip (video skipped)
>>565988
did you know that rivers is really into programming and made an irc back in like 2020